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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    I'll head down to senic and we'll try to meet the envoy.

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    Touching tale...but as it stands,.I have a broken body because of your actions-as well as pissing off Terrakion and the other swordsmen. There are many bridges to mend now, and for that..I'm going to need people and Pokemon to assist with that.


    So. First off. I'm going to return Cobalion to his form. ::think happy thoughts.::

    Then, we will work on rebuilding where you felt you failed.

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    DARKESTLIGHT'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!

    LOCATION:• grave's yard
    MODE:• classic
    PACK:


    • ultra ball x2
    • fresh water x2
    • old amber x1
    CATCHES:• ditto

    • ROUND ONE HUNDRED SIXTY-EIGHT •

    You think happy thoughts and charge up another Heart Swap. After a good minute, you shoot off a pair of hearts that strike Father and your Kangaskhan. When the deed is done, Cobalion rises and trots over toward you.



    "Thank you, DarkestLight," he says. "It is good to be in my natural form once more."

    "My daughter's body and my body still lie in the Skyline Terrace temple where we initiated the body-switching ceremony," Father says, speaking through Darwin. "Return us there and we will be gone from you. If you feel the need to report us to the authorities, so be it. I apologize for the harm we have caused. I trust you have Senka with you?"

    HOW DO YOU PROCEED?

    • POST-ROUND •

    TEAM DARKESTLIGHT

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    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

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    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A
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    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    BTPOKE'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!

    LOCATION:• old village
    MODE:• classic
    PACK:






    • ultra ball x4
    • smoke ball x1
    • chewing gum x1
    • quick claw x1
    • running shoes x1
    • umbrella x1
    • rage candy bar wrapper x1
    CATCHES:• n/a

    • ROUND ONE HUNDRED TWO •

    You head downstairs as the envoy approaches the radio tower. You see a Bouffalant galloping across the cobbled streets with a gun-toting Raticate on its back. Just behind Raticate is Professor Jellybottom, who starts waving when he sees you.



    Before you can call out to the envoy, the Prophets descend from the roof.



    Bouffalant stops cold. Professor Jellybottom gasps.

    "You!" he shouts, looking at the Prophets with wide eyes. "Away from us! Shoo! We are here to rescue a friend! We will not let you sabotage our efforts yet again!"

    "Your efforts to cure the virus stand in the way of Arceus's teachings," Brother Chiro says. "I cannot permit you to leave here alive."

    HOW DO YOU PROCEED?

    • POST-ROUND •


    TEAM ALLIES

    SENIC
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    poison touch


    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    100 HP • EP 100
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    Last edited by Oslo; 30th December 2014 at 05:10 PM.

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    here goes nothing. I'm getting the smoke ball out of my pockets. I'll make a mad dash to the bouffalant, grabbing senic and bringing him along in the process. Senic, use whatever attack you see fit to ward off the prophet's men.

    If I manage to get to the bouffalant, I'll yell "Let's get out of here!" and use the smoke ball.

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    BTPOKE'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!

    LOCATION:• old village
    MODE:• classic
    PACK:






    • ultra ball x4
    • chewing gum x1
    • quick claw x1
    • running shoes x1
    • umbrella x1
    • rage candy bar wrapper x1
    CATCHES:• n/a

    • ROUND ONE HUNDRED THREE •

    You madly dash toward the good guys.



    Senic creates a barrier of Poison Gas between you and the Prophets, impeding their approach. Raticate and Professor Jellybottom then pull you and Senic onto Bouffalant's back. You throw the Smoke Ball into Senic's Poison Gas cloud, creating a heavy mass of smoke that has the Prophets coughing and wheezing.



    You call out for Bouffalant to flee, which she does. She turns away from the Prophets and starts galloping through the streets of the Old Village.

    "Can't you gallop any faster?" Raticate growls.

    "I'm not used to serving as a pack mule for so much weight," Bouffalant says, "and I don't learn Agility. This is as fast as I can go."

    "That Smoke Ball isn't going to stop the Prophets forever," Professor Jellicent says. "They'll be on our tail any minute now. We mustn't lead them back to the Abandoned Playhouse. If they discover we've set up the new laboratory there, they'll bring reinforcements and raid us."

    HOW DO YOU PROCEED?

    • POST-ROUND •


    TEAM ALLIES

    SENIC
    m
    poison touch


    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A
    Last edited by Oslo; 30th December 2014 at 05:36 PM.

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    Then we head back there, and I'll decide from there what to do. But first. Cobalion. After this very disjointed adventure, would you grant me the opportunity to have you join my group? I'm sure with your assistance, we can accomplish greater things for this planet than either of us alone could achieve.

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    DARKESTLIGHT'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!

    LOCATION:• grave's yard
    MODE:• classic
    PACK:


    • ultra ball x2
    • fresh water x2
    • old amber x1
    CATCHES:ditto

    • ROUND ONE HUNDRED SIXTY-NINE •

    You ask Cobalion whether he would be willing to join you team.

    "I sensed you would ask such a question," he says. "Having seen your tactical skills firsthand, I know the extent of your strength, though as a Musketeer I cannot grant you my allegiance until you have bested me in battle. However, before I engage you in combat, I have some personal affairs I would like to tie up on my own. I should be able to finish by midnight, and then we can have our match. However, rather than leaving you unoccupied during those hours, I think I can present you with a smaller quest that might interest you. DarkestLight, what do you know of the Mega Stones?"

    HOW DO YOU PROCEED?

    • POST-ROUND •

    TEAM DARKESTLIGHT

    VIGILANCE [SENKA]
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    keen eye


    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    100 HP • EP 100
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    RECALLED
    DARWIN [FATHER]
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    scrappy


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    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A
    ELEGANCE
    g/l
    justified


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    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A

    TEAM ALLIES

    COBALION
    g/l
    justified


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    150 HP • EP 150
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A
    Last edited by Oslo; 30th December 2014 at 06:09 PM.

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    Senic, raticate, Dig a tunnel downward, and we'll hide as long as we can.

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    BTPOKE'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!

    LOCATION:• old village
    MODE:• classic
    PACK:






    • ultra ball x4
    • chewing gum x1
    • quick claw x1
    • running shoes x1
    • umbrella x1
    • rage candy bar wrapper x1
    CATCHES:• n/a

    • ROUND ONE HUNDRED FOUR •

    Bouffalant comes to a halt as you order Senic and Raticate to Dig a tunnel. Raticate hops off Bouffalant's back and begins to Dig, but Senic stops him.

    "Any tunnel we Dig here will just bring us crashing down into the sewers," he says. "We'd be better off just climbing down through a manhole. Look, there's one right there."

    Senic slides over to a nearby manhole cover and lifts it off the ground. You and your party start climbing down into the sewers, which is starting to become a familiar stomping grounds for you. Bouffalant has a hard time fitting, but Senic is able to use Shadow Sneak to bring her down below. He then edges the manhole cover back in place.

    "Hiding underground was a good idea, BTPoke," Professor Jellybottom says with a nod. "It looks like we have company, too?"

    He gestures toward a handful of Grimer who are watching your party.



    "Woah, Senic!" the nearest says. "What's up, bud? What have you been up to all this time? You set out for Tranquil Shores and never came back!"

    "It's a long story," he mutters.

    HOW DO YOU PROCEED?

    • POST-ROUND •


    TEAM ALLIES

    SENIC
    m
    poison touch


    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A
    BOUFFALANT
    f
    sap sipper


    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A
    RATICATE
    m
    guts


    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A
    PROFESSOR JELLYBOTTOM
    m
    cursed body


    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A
    Last edited by Oslo; 30th December 2014 at 06:56 PM.

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    Alright, anyone know if we can travel to abandoned playhouse from here?

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    BTPOKE'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!

    LOCATION:• old village
    MODE:• classic
    PACK:






    • ultra ball x4
    • chewing gum x1
    • quick claw x1
    • running shoes x1
    • umbrella x1
    • rage candy bar wrapper x1
    CATCHES:• n/a

    • ROUND ONE HUNDRED FIVE •

    You ask if anyone knows whether you can travel to the Abandoned Playhouse from the sewers.

    "We sure can," Senic replies. "I know the way, in fact."

    HOW DO YOU PROCEED?

    • POST-ROUND •


    TEAM ALLIES

    SENIC
    m
    poison touch


    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A
    BOUFFALANT
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    sap sipper


    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A
    RATICATE
    m
    guts


    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A
    PROFESSOR JELLYBOTTOM
    m
    cursed body


    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    Alright, then. That's our solution. Shall we continue?

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    BTPOKE'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!

    LOCATION:• old village
    MODE:• classic
    PACK:






    • ultra ball x4
    • chewing gum x1
    • quick claw x1
    • running shoes x1
    • umbrella x1
    • rage candy bar wrapper x1
    CATCHES:• n/a

    • ROUND ONE HUNDRED SIX •

    You decide to continue on in the direction of the Abandoned Playhouse. Senic leads you and the rest of your party through the sewer tunnels. It's a rather uneventful walk; fortunately, after a few hours, Senic finally comes to a halt. He points at a manhole cover above you.

    "The Abandoned Playhouse is just outside here," he says. "I'm glad we were able to—"

    He's interrupted as something long and slippery darts out of a shadowy corner toward Senic. He ducks out of the way and the thing ends up grabbing onto Raticate instead. His gun clatters to the ground as he's hoisted up in the air. You squint through the darkness and can just barely see Raticate's attacker.



    The zombie Lickitung uses its tongue to dangle Raticate up in the air. It growls at you menacingly.

    "Holy frig!" Raticate shouts. "Let me go, you zombie scumbag!"

    HOW DO YOU PROCEED?

    • POST-ROUND •


    TEAM ALLIES

    SENIC
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    poison touch


    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A
    BOUFFALANT
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    sap sipper


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    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A
    RATICATE
    m
    guts


    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A
    PROFESSOR JELLYBOTTOM
    m
    cursed body


    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    A fair amount, though I own none of my own. Ib assume you have knowledge of them..

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    DARKESTLIGHT'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!

    LOCATION:• grave's yard
    MODE:• classic
    PACK:


    • ultra ball x2
    • fresh water x2
    • old amber x1
    CATCHES:ditto

    • ROUND ONE HUNDRED SEVENTY •

    You tell Cobalion that you know a fair amount about Mega Stones.

    "Through my travels over the years, I have learned the locations of numerous Mega Stones," he explains. "A trainer of your caliber could truly put such an item to good use, so I would like to give you the opportunity to tell me the name of a Mega Stone you would like to acquire. I will in turn divulge a location where you will be able to find one. Acquiring the Stone will likely require some time and effort, though not nearly as much as was required to thwart Senka and Father, I'm sure."

    HOW DO YOU PROCEED?

    • POST-ROUND •

    TEAM DARKESTLIGHT

    VIGILANCE [SENKA]
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    keen eye


    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    100 HP • EP 100
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    RECALLED
    DARWIN [FATHER]
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    scrappy


    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A
    ELEGANCE
    g/l
    justified


    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A

    TEAM ALLIES

    COBALION
    g/l
    justified


    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    150 HP • EP 150
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    Hrm. Well, seeing as I've been in this place quite a while, it would benefit me greatly to acquire Pidgeotite. It'll also give me time to return these two to their bodies...as well as My own..

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    DARKESTLIGHT'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!

    LOCATION:• grave's yard
    MODE:• classic
    PACK:


    • ultra ball x2
    • fresh water x2
    • old amber x1
    CATCHES:ditto

    • ROUND ONE HUNDRED SEVENTY-ONE •

    You tell Cobalion that you would be interested in acquiring Pidgeotite.

    "There is only one Pidgeotite I have ever encountered," Cobalion says. "An elderly Pidgeot by the name of Alondra makes her home on the peak of Ffeffni Mountain. She possesses the Mega Stone you seek, though perhaps she would be willing to part with it in exchange for something. Well, good luck, DarkestLight. We will meet again at the stroke of midnight in the basin of Crush Quarry. There we will have our battle. Until then, farewell."

    Cobalion then gallops off into the sunset.

    HOW DO YOU PROCEED?

    • POST-ROUND •

    TEAM DARKESTLIGHT

    VIGILANCE [SENKA]
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    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    RECALLED
    DARWIN [FATHER]
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    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A
    ELEGANCE
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    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A

    TEAM ALLIES

    COBALION
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    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
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    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    Hrm. Pidgeotite. An interesting development. Let's release Vigil-recall Elle and Darwin and then we're going to fly to Skyline Terrace. I've decided what I can do to have you atone for your misdeeds.

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    DARKESTLIGHT'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!

    LOCATION:• skyline terrace
    MODE:• classic
    PACK:


    • ultra ball x2
    • fresh water x2
    • old amber x1
    CATCHES:ditto

    • ROUND ONE HUNDRED SEVENTY-TWO •

    Armed with Cobalion's Mega Stone knowledge, you summon Vigilance and recall Elegance and Darwin. Your Pidgeot seems to be suppressing Senka's consciousness quite successfully. You hop aboard her back and she shoots off into the air. By the time you arrive in Skyline Terrace, the sun has only just dipped away out of sight beneath the horizon. The stars are coming into focus in the night sky.

    Down below, you see the temple where all of this mess began.

    HOW DO YOU PROCEED?

    • POST-ROUND •

    TEAM DARKESTLIGHT

    VIGILANCE [SENKA]
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    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A
    DARWIN [FATHER]
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    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    RECALLED
    ELEGANCE
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    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    RECALLED
    Last edited by Oslo; 30th December 2014 at 10:10 PM.

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    Lets release Darwin.

    Ok where are your bodies?

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    DARKESTLIGHT'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!

    LOCATION:• skyline terrace
    MODE:• classic
    PACK:


    • ultra ball x2
    • fresh water x2
    • old amber x1
    CATCHES:• ditto

    • ROUND ONE HUNDRED SEVENTY-THREE •

    You touch down outside the temple and bring your Kangaskhan back out. You tell Father to take you to the bodies. He enters the temple and you proceed behind him. You wind through various corridors and chambers until you come upon the room where the body-swapping ceremony was held. Father walks up to a gilded statue of a Gengar and pushes it aside, revealing a hidden alcove. There on the ground you see Senka's and Father's human bodies.



    They look eerie and restful like cadavers.

    HOW DO YOU PROCEED?

    • POST-ROUND •

    TEAM DARKESTLIGHT

    VIGILANCE [SENKA]
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    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A
    DARWIN [FATHER]
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    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A
    ELEGANCE
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    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    RECALLED

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    Senic, get some sludge into that likitung's mouth! don't let it bite that raticate!

    Professor or Bouffalant, can either of you retrieve him?

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    Release Elegance for protection...and let's put Senka back in her body first....

    then Father....

    And then...I have an idea

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    BTPOKE'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!

    LOCATION:• old village
    MODE:• classic
    PACK:





    • ultra ball x4
    • chewing gum x1
    • quick claw x1
    • running shoes x1
    • umbrella x1
    • rage candy bar wrapper x1
    CATCHES:• n/a

    • ROUND ONE HUNDRED SEVEN •

    Senic tosses a handful of Sludge at the Lickitung zombie, whose mouth is filled with the sticky green substance.



    As Lickitung coughs and splutters, Professor Jellybottom picks up a glob of sewer gunk off the ground. He then performs a Trick on Lickitung. Their possessions swap places, leaving Lickitung with the glob of sewer gunk on its tongue and Professor Jellybottom with Raticate safely cradled in his tentacles. Meanwhile, Bouffalant fires a Hidden Power up at the manhole cover above you. It splits into pieces, giving you a clear path of escape.

    HOW DO YOU PROCEED?

    • POST-ROUND •


    TEAM ALLIES

    SENIC
    m
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    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A
    BOUFFALANT
    f
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    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A
    RATICATE
    m
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    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A
    PROFESSOR JELLYBOTTOM
    m
    cursed body


    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A
    Last edited by Oslo; 30th December 2014 at 10:53 PM.

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    DARKESTLIGHT'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!

    LOCATION:• skyline terrace
    MODE:• classic
    PACK:


    • ultra ball x2
    • fresh water x2
    • old amber x1
    CATCHES:• ditto

    • ROUND ONE HUNDRED SEVENTY-FOUR •

    You think some very happy thoughts. A Heart Swap gradually builds inside you and, when it's fully charged, you fire off one heart at Vigilance and one heart at Senka's body. Senka's spirit then passes into its rightful place. You do the same thing all over again, this time directing one heart at Darwin and the other at Father's body. When the Heart Swap is complete, both Senka and Father climb to their feet.



    "All our months of planning and preparation," Senka mutters. "All our hard work and heartache... all for nothing."

    HOW DO YOU PROCEED?

    • POST-ROUND •

    TEAM DARKESTLIGHT

    VIGILANCE
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    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A
    DARWIN
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    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A
    ELEGANCE
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    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    RECALLED

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    everyone up the manhole!

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    Now.

    You lost a sanctuary. So, instead of hating humans and trying to enact revenge and ending more lives, how about you start over here. These ruins were sacred lands by the Pokemon above, that live in Skyline Terrace. If you were to stay and start clearing the debris here, you would get some Pokemon to come back down here and they would help you. And you all could start over. You could create a sanctuary that doubled as a way to protect that which is sacred to both you and them. To create a sanctuary that also instill that one trait that they lacked before. Courage. Courage to go out in the world when they felt ready. Courage to know that even though this is safe-this is home-that they could leave home, and return to it if need be.

    But it's your choice.

    Ima climb on me bird, pat Darwin and recall her, and then we take off for Ffeffini. I'll come back to see what you do.

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    BTPOKE'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!

    LOCATION:• abandoned playhouse
    MODE:• classic
    PACK:





    • ultra ball x4
    • chewing gum x1
    • quick claw x1
    • running shoes x1
    • umbrella x1
    • rage candy bar wrapper x1
    CATCHES:• n/a

    • ROUND ONE HUNDRED EIGHT •

    You order everyone up the manhole. Raticate climbs up the slippery metal ladder first, followed by Senic, Professor Jellybottom and then finally you. You step outside and glance over at a tall, scorched building towering above you. You have arrived at the Abandoned Playhouse. However, as you look back at your comrades, you realize something is wrong. One of you is missing.

    "Help!" Bouffalant shouts from the sewers below.

    You peer down into the manhole and watch her clumsy attempts to climb the ladder with her hooves.

    "You idiot!" Raticate says, rounding on Senic. "If she needed you to Shadow Sneak her into the sewer, she needs you to Shadow Sneak her out of the sewer!"

    Before Senic can react, you watch as the Lickitung spits the sludge out of its mouth and sinks its teeth into Bouffalant's hide.



    She lets out a pained cry.

    HOW DO YOU PROCEED?

    • POST-ROUND •


    TEAM ALLIES

    SENIC
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    N/A
    BOUFFALANT
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    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A
    RATICATE
    m
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    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A
    PROFESSOR JELLYBOTTOM
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    100 HP • EP 100
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    N/A
    Last edited by Oslo; 30th December 2014 at 11:18 PM.

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    DARKESTLIGHT'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!

    LOCATION:• ffeffni mountain
    MODE:• classic
    PACK:


    • ultra ball x2
    • fresh water x2
    • old amber x1
    CATCHES:• ditto

    • ROUND ONE HUNDRED SEVENTY-FIVE •

    You give Senka and Father some guidance about what they should do next.



    "What do you think, Father?" she says. "I'm frightened of what might happen if we fail again."

    "As am I, Senka," he murmurs. "As am I."

    Having helped them all you can for the time being, you depart Skyline Terrace on Vigilance's back. She soars into the air and heads north. You leave the treetops behind and soon find yourself sailing over Grave's Yard. After a while longer, you see the distant peak of Feffni framed by the full moon. Down below, toward the mountain's base, you see a heard of Piloswine and Swinub making their way across the ragged terrain.





    HOW DO YOU PROCEED?

    • POST-ROUND •

    TEAM DARKESTLIGHT

    VIGILANCE
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    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
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    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A
    DARWIN
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    scrappy


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    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A
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    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    RECALLED

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    That....is alot of Swinub. They're so CUTE!

    But ok. He said Alonzo, atop the Peak of Ffeffini. Onward and upward. But be wary Vigil, storms could welcome us

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    NOOO!

    Professor Jellybottom, is there anything we can do for him!?

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    DARKESTLIGHT'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!

    LOCATION:• ffeffni mountain
    MODE:• classic
    PACK:


    • ultra ball x2
    • fresh water x2
    • old amber x1
    CATCHES:• ditto

    • ROUND ONE HUNDRED SEVENTY-SIX •

    You pause for a moment to admire the Swinub before heading toward Ffeffni's peak. You soon touch down on the frosty summit, where snow whips about every which way. You shield your eyes with one of your flippers and squint through the inclement weather in search of Alonzo Alondra. After a minute or two of wandering around the mountain's peak, you see a large rock formation. Perched upon it, higher than almost anything in the Safari Zone, is a shiny Pidgeot. She seems unperturbed by the snow squall. She peers up at the moon without emotion.



    "You have the body of a Manaphy," she calls down to you, having sensed your presence somehow, "but my intuition tells me that you are no Pokemon. What brings you to see me?"

    HOW DO YOU PROCEED?

    • POST-ROUND •

    TEAM DARKESTLIGHT

    VIGILANCE
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    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A
    DARWIN
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    scrappy


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    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A
    ELEGANCE
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    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    RECALLED

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    BTPOKE'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!

    LOCATION:• abandoned playhouse
    MODE:• classic
    PACK:





    • ultra ball x4
    • chewing gum x1
    • quick claw x1
    • running shoes x1
    • umbrella x1
    • rage candy bar wrapper x1
    CATCHES:• n/a

    • ROUND ONE HUNDRED NINE •

    You ask Professor Jellybottom whether there is anything you can do for Bouffalant.

    "There is not," he says, his voice quivering. "All our diagnostic testing so far indicates that the virus inevitably takes control in an hour. We have not completed our work on the antidote. She is beyond help."

    "Please," Bouffalant calls up at you. "Please, I need to get out of here! I'm fine! I'm completely okay! Don't leave me down here with this thing!"

    "This is all your fault!" Raticate hisses at Senic. "How moronic do you have to be? She needed your help!"

    He then attacks Senic with a Thunderbolt, which he follows up with a set of Fury Swipes.

    HOW DO YOU PROCEED?

    • POST-ROUND •


    TEAM ALLIES

    SENIC
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    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
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    N/A
    BOUFFALANT
    f
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    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A
    RATICATE
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    100 HP • EP 89
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A
    PROFESSOR JELLYBOTTOM
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    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    I'm sorry, raticate, but lashing out is not going to help anything! If anything, it was my fault! I was shortsighted and thought nothing of our bouffalant companion. I know it hurts, but we have to get to a safe location. I promise, we will find a way to save her, but for now we have to go!

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    Oh yeah. Long story short, we were told by the Swordsman Cobalion that you may be in possession of a Pidgeotite.

    I would like to own one, for my own Pidgeot here. ::Fly up to Alondra::

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    DARKESTLIGHT'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!

    LOCATION:• ffeffni mountain
    MODE:• classic
    PACK:


    • ultra ball x2
    • fresh water x2
    • old amber x1
    CATCHES:• ditto

    • ROUND ONE HUNDRED SEVENTY-SEVEN •

    You explain to Alondra that you would like her Pidgeotite. You fly up to her roost. She turns to look at you.



    "Ah, yes, Cobalion. A gifted battler," Alondra says. "You would like my Pidgeotite, you say? For years I have been the strongest Pokemon in all of Ffeffni. With my Pidgeotite, not even the Ice-type Pokemon can best me. However, I am getting on in years. Combat is not as important to me now as it once was. I am willing to part with it, but I would like you to earn it by delivering this letter. It is addressed to a dear friend I have not seen in many, many years. She has something of mine and I would like it back. However, as you can see from the letter, it will not be the easiest delivery."

    You take the letter, which is laminated in plastic. Written on the front of the envelope is an address:

    Regina T. Jellicent
    2956 Deep Sea Lane
    Aqueous Ruins


    "You see now why I cannot make this delivery myself," Alondra says. "However, given your current form, you should be able to manage it with much greater ease than I."

    HOW DO YOU PROCEED?

    • POST-ROUND •

    TEAM DARKESTLIGHT

    VIGILANCE
    f
    keen eye


    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
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    DARWIN
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    scrappy


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    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A
    ELEGANCE
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    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    RECALLED

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    BTPOKE'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!

    LOCATION:• abandoned playhouse
    MODE:• classic
    PACK:





    • ultra ball x4
    • chewing gum x1
    • quick claw x1
    • running shoes x1
    • umbrella x1
    • rage candy bar wrapper x1
    CATCHES:• n/a

    • ROUND ONE HUNDRED TEN •

    You tell off Raticate and urge your companions to go inside. Though Raticate continues to glare at Senic furiously, he nonetheless complies. You march toward the front entrance of the Playhouse, where Raticate knocks on the door three times, pauses and then knocks three times again.

    "Password?" a voice on the other side of the door says.

    "Lava Cookie," Raticate mutters.

    The door swings open, revealing an elaborate lobby that bears numerous scorch marks. You see a number of Pokemon clustered there, watching your arrival. Several of them clearly are not natives of the Old Village or the Abandoned Playhouse.



    "You made it! And you found the other two survivors!" Skiddo says. "That's awesome!"

    "But where's Beulah?" Leafeon asks. "She was your transport, was she not?"

    "A tragedy befell her short moments ago," Professor Jellybottom says. "Keaton here can explain it. BTPoke, Senic, I would like you to come with me. We have much to discuss."

    He places a tentacle on your shoulder and steers you down a long corridor. He leads you into a large room where various beakers and test tubes have been set up on a number of rickety tables. Three Pokemon look up at you when you enter.



    "These are Professors Hailsham, Florister and Chimpington," Professor Jellybottom says. "They hail from all over the Safari Zone. We have been working together on a cure for the virus since shortly after the outbreak began. If you'll remember, when you two departed my underwater lab several days ago, you left me and Bulbob with the viral analyzer, which was in the midst of trying to parse out the structure of the virus. After a few hours, the viral analysis finished. I knew I had to share the results of the analysis with other researchers. Since I was aware of a prominent research facility in the Old Village, I began to make my way there. Bulbob, being ill-equipped for land travel, knew he couldn't make the journey with me, so instead he headed to the Aqueous Ruins to establish a stronghold against the zombies. When I arrived in the Old Village, I met up with my colleagues here and we used my analyzer's results to figure out what caused the virus and how we might be able to cure it."

    "Our theory is that Patient Zero—the Mantyke I've been told you found in Mantine Bay—happened to be infected with the Pokerus at the time he was exposed to Mayor Garbodor's virus," Professor Chimpington explains. "When Mayor Garbodor's virus infected the Mantyke, the two viral strains fused and mutated into an all-consuming super-virus, which we have named Pokerus II. That's what's infecting everybody."

    "After about a day of work, we reached a conclusion about how to go about creating an antidote for Pokerus II," Professor Jellybottom says. "We realized the antidote needed to be a compound of two distinct chemicals: Chemical A and Chemical Z. Put these two chemicals together and, presto, you have an antidote. That's the theory, anyway. As Chemical A does not occur in nature, we began trying to synthesize it in our lab. After a few more days, we were successful. We created Chemical A, the first half of the antidote."

    "And then they came along," Professor Hailsham says darkly.

    "Ah, yes, they did," Professor Jellybottom continues. "The Prophets of Arceus, you see. They make up a religious sect that has been operating in the Safari Zone since who-knows-when. They have a set of teachings—dogma, really—that they follow quite rigidly. I don't know much about those teachings, but the Prophets seem to believe Pokerus II was handed down from Arceus intentionally as a way to smite sinners. The Prophets believe it is therefore sacrilege to try to cure the virus. They want the world to remain a zombie wasteland that they alone rule over. It's their reward for being so pious, I suppose. Anyway, when the Prophets heard of our work, they raided our lab and destroyed most of our equipment and stole the Chemical A sample we created. We escaped and established a new lab here in the Abandoned Playhouse among some other survivors, but we don't have all the equipment we need to create another sample. We're trying, but it's fruitless. Our resources are insufficient."

    "Basically, we need to get back the sample that the Prophets stole," Professor Florister says.

    "Yes, but even that is only the first half of the antidote," Professor Jellybottom says. "Even if we retrieve Chemical A, we still require Chemical Z, which similarly cannot be created in this makeshift lab. However, there is hope yet. You see, unlike Chemical A, Chemical Z occurs in nature. Well, sort of. It exists naturally in the bloodstream of certain Pokemon, though only three species of Pokemon have ever been found to carry this particular substance in their bodies."

    "What Pokemon?" Senic says. "Are they easy to find?"

    "Er, not quite," Professor Jellybottom says, scratching his chin. "The only Pokemon known to carry Chemical Z in their bloodstream are… Kyogre, Groudon and Rayquaza."

    HOW DO YOU PROCEED?

    • POST-ROUND •


    TEAM ALLIES

    SENIC
    m
    poison touch


    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    93 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A
    PROFESSOR JELLYBOTTOM
    m
    cursed body


    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A
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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    Alright, I've heard quite enough.

    *slaps hands down on whatever table happens to be in front of me and begins to look serious*

    So what you need is the blood of a legend.
    And not only that, but we need to steal from a prophet.

    If this is going to happen, I'm going to need an army. And I'm going to need my team.

    So right now, I need to contact my other pokemon. You said bulbob has a stronghold in the aqueous ruins? Perfect, we'll need his help.
    That still, however, leaves the matter of my other two pokemon. Both outrageously gifted psychics, a latios and a gardevoir, we most certainly will need their help for this to succeed.
    If ANYONE knows the location of these two pokemon, even rumors, that would be greatly helpful!

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    Fortunate for my form, yes.

    I'll gladly deliver it :icks up the letter.:; and I'll be on my way then n_n!

    Alright! Off to Aqueous!

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