| • ROUND ONE • | |
-7 EP | Good day, Pokefans, and welcome to a rough-and-tumble tournament match! Our resident princess is here to take on a tunic-wearing fairy boy in a decisive tournament battle. They release their Pokemon, summoning a skirt-wearing carnivorous plant and a wolf with a bad emo haircut. Who will win? Time to find out!
As the battle begins, Sabre glows with a bright light and transforms into Mega Absol! Awesome! Now he's a winged wolf with an even worse emo haircut! The beast lets out a terrific howl to let Mawile know exactly how badass he is. Mawile isn't deterred. She leaps upon Sabre and begins bashing him with an onslaught of physical blows. Gurl plays rough. | -16 HP
MEGA
PRESSURE
MAGIC BOUNCE
+2 ATT
+2 SP.A |
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-21 HP
-6 EP | Time for Sabre to show exactly what a Mega Absol can do. He breathes out a fiery ideogram that sizzles through the air, striking Mawile for crazy damage. I guess he plays rough too. Mawile fights back by launching herself head-first into Absol, but it doesn't carry the same amount of spice as that Fire Blast. | -10 HP
-9 EP |
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-14 HP
-2 EP | Sabre decides to rinse and repeat, spewing out another smoking mouthful of flames. Mawile fights back with a Fairy Wind, which steers the Fire Blast a little off course, resulting in a partial strike. Sabre, meanwhile, takes the full Fairy Wind, but it's a piddly Fairy Wind, so who even cares? | -8 HP
-9 EP |
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