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    Default [GYM] Brocke vs DarkestLight

    I would like a gym battle!

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    Default Re: [GYM] Brocke vs DarkestLight

    PC, I owe you a battle. I told Brocke if there's no topic up, to jump on it.

    Brocke, I accept if a ref shows up.

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    Default Re: [GYM] Brocke vs DarkestLight

    OSREF 2000 ACTIVATED

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    Default Re: [GYM] Brocke vs DarkestLight

    Curses, this is what I get for procrastinating >_>. Good luck to you both!

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    Default Re: [GYM] Brocke vs DarkestLight

    You next PC, Im'a come after you.

    Ok Brocke. You've prolly overlooked my Gym by now. So no punches pulled. I'll release first, you release and attack.


    Ill start...O shit wait, did my team get approved yet? Hold on Brocke.

    Know what. No. Screw it. PC will get to deal with the new squad. Let's do this. Start, Ha-OhMaru.

    (M Gallade, Justified)
    Last edited by DarkestLight; 6th February 2015 at 07:39 PM.

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    Default Re: [GYM] Brocke vs DarkestLight

    Quote Originally Posted by DarkestLight View Post
    PC, I owe you a battle.
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    Are you ready for this?
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    Default Re: [GYM] Brocke vs DarkestLight

    Oh shit.

    Ok Em. I definitely gotta beat Lloyd. Time to make Emil

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    Default Re: [GYM] Brocke vs DarkestLight

    Lol just, just lol.
    I will send out my Cyndaquil, who is nicknamed Brocke, male, with the ability flash fire.
    Use a flamethrower,then make a 180 degree turn around the galade and shoot another flamethrower! Burn baby, burn!

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    Default Re: [GYM] Brocke vs DarkestLight

    Quote Originally Posted by DarkestLight View Post
    Oh shit.

    Ok Em. I definitely gotta beat Lloyd. Time to make Emil
    *eye emoji*

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    Default Re: [GYM] Brocke vs DarkestLight

    Brocke, you get three attacks per round. You only posted two.

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    Default Re: [GYM] Brocke vs DarkestLight

    Oslo counts things like my 180 degree turn a move

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    Default Re: [GYM] Brocke vs DarkestLight

    Certain movements might cost an action, like if you commanded "Dodge," but your 180-degree turn doesn't seem like the kind of move that would occupy a full command slot.

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    Default Re: [GYM] Brocke vs DarkestLight

    Well then I add: step into the flamethrower, and literally ember his face.

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    Default Re: [GYM] Brocke vs DarkestLight

    Ok.

    Ha. Ima need you to use Skill Swap, first off
    Then use Torment after that second flamethrower...(..I see what I did.)
    End with Stone Edge

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    Default Re: [GYM] Brocke vs DarkestLight

    TEAM DARKESTLIGHT
    vs.
    TEAM BROCKE


    LOCATION:temple of the yoroi
    DQ TIME:one week
    BANNED:n/a
    MISC.:n/a

    • PRE-ROUND •

    TEAM DARKESTLIGHT
    oooo
    TEAM BROCKE
    oooo
    HA-OHMARU
    m
    justified
    BROCKE
    m
    flash fire
    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    100 HP EP 100
    100 HP EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A

    N/A

    skill swap
    torment
    stone edge

    flamethrower
    flamethrower
    ember

    • ROUND ONE •
    -4 EP
    JUSTIFIED
    FLASH FIRE
    Hello, ladies and gents, and welcome to the Temple of the Yoroi! Today, newbie Brocke will be challenging Gym Leader DL for the Kakarkerkolakkalakkaloo Badge. The two trainers release. A fierce warrior with an oval-shaped pelvis (you might wanna, uh, call the osteopath) and a tiny flame-backed porcupine take to the field. Welp! Let's get this going! Ha-ohmaru wiggles his fingers and exerts a strange Psychic influence over his opponent. They switch their natural abilities. Trickyyyy! Poor Brocke is a little slow on the uptake. He breathes hot flames all over Ha-ohmaru, completely unaware that he resists it. Ha-ohomaru chuckles and pats his unholy oval pelvis contentedly. He is pleased.
    -7 EP
    FLASH FIRE
    JUSTIFIED
    oooooooooooooooooooooooo
    -4 EP
    Brocke repeats the Flamethrower shenanigans, but they prove to be ever bit as futile as last time. Ha-ohmaru then puts his finger really close to Brocke's face and says, "Not touching you! Not touching you! Not touching yooooou!" Brocke gets very annoyed, because even though he is not being touched, he still values his personal space. As do we all, little porcupine friend. As do we all.
    -7 EP
    TMT
    oooooooooooooooooooooooo
    -8 EP
    Ha-ohmaru raises his arms. Jagged rocks rise out of the Gym floor and beeline toward Brocke. The poor Fire starter is left all cut and bruised by the attack. He responds with an Ember, because he is an optimist, I guess. Despite his positive thinking, this Fire-type move, just like the previous two, does diddly-friggin'-squat. Better luck next time.
    -15 HP
    -2 EP
    oooooooooooooooooooooooo

    • POST-ROUND •

    TEAM DARKESTLIGHT
    oooo
    TEAM BROCKE
    oooo
    HA-OHMARU
    m
    justified
    FLASH FIRE
    BROCKE
    m
    flash fire
    justified
    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    100 HP EP 84
    85 HP EP 84
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A

    TMT


    NOTES:

    • At 0 EP, Pokemon will lose 1 HP for every 2 EP consumed
    • I just took a guess with this match being a 4 on 4; lemme know if you want something different
    • I originally listed Brocke's ability as "cyndaquil" lololol
    • Unless overcome, Brocke will remain under the effects of Torment for five more actions
    TEAM DARKESTLIGHT to command next

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    Default Re: [GYM] Brocke vs DarkestLight

    lol omg you have NO IDEA HOW ANNOYING IT WAS TO GET THAT TO POSTJD:FJDFJDSFJkldsjfjf

    I FORGOT TO CHANGE THE LITTLE WAVING SMILEYS IN THE POST-ROUND BUT IDGAF AT THIS POINT

    THEY'RE JUST GONNA STAY LIKE THAT

    WAVING STUPIDLY

    AND Y'ALL JUST GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT >O

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    Default Re: [GYM] Brocke vs DarkestLight

    Dude, I'm with you. It's a real pain. I might just subvert to plain text for a while until this gets figured out.

    And I will....yeah 4 on 4.

    o.O Dude, what happened between your second post and the final one? I see the battle just fine on like 4 of those posts (I'm viewing the deleted ones..)
    Last edited by DarkestLight; 11th February 2015 at 08:40 AM.

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    Default Re: [GYM] Brocke vs DarkestLight

    Tiny errors. I think I accidentally listed a banned move, forgot to activate Flash Fire, gave you guys the wrong font colours, etc. Stuff I would normally correct with thr Preview button. Considering how silly the site was being, I don't know why I didn't just let those little things go.

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    Default Re: [GYM] Brocke vs DarkestLight

    Ok. Time to post. Finally

    First off, this little guy is gonna get beat down. Rock Slide~ Shock Wave~Zen Headbutt

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    Default Re: [GYM] Brocke vs DarkestLight

    I'm gonna keep to the DQ time on this, since I actually have a line of challengers. 3 more days.

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    Default Re: [GYM] Brocke vs DarkestLight

    Sry.
    Cyndaquil, use triple fury swipes on his head.

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    Default Re: [GYM] Brocke vs DarkestLight

    TEAM DARKESTLIGHT
    vs.
    TEAM BROCKE


    LOCATION:temple of the yoroi
    DQ TIME:one week
    BANNED:n/a
    MISC.:n/a

    • PRE-ROUND •

    TEAM DARKESTLIGHT
    oooo
    TEAM BROCKE
    oooo
    HA-OHMARU
    m
    justified
    FLASH FIRE
    BROCKE
    m
    flash fire
    justified
    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    100 HP EP 84
    85 HP EP 84
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A

    TMT

    rock slide
    shock wave
    zen headbutt

    fury swipes
    fury swipes
    fury swipes

    • ROUND ONE •
    -7 HP
    -6 EP
    Ha-ohmaru wiggles his fingers. Rocks tumble down from the ceiling and slam into Brocke one after the next. The poor little Cyndaquil squirms free and leaps onto Ha-ohmaru's face and begins scratching the heck out of him. That's definitely one way to battle.
    -12 HP
    -5 EP
    oooooooooooooooooooooooo
    -4 EP
    Ha-ohmaru directs a jolt of electricity at Brocke, who tumbles off his opponent's face. Brock tries to repeat his Fury Swipes strategy but can't quite manage it. The memory of the Torment keeps him from acting.
    -6 HP
    CAN'T MOVE!
    oooooooooooooooooooooooo
    -6 EP
    With a Zen Headbutt, Ha-ohmaru tackles Brocke hard. (It's actually quite a silly thing to see something so tall try to headbutt something so small, but it's effective nonetheless.) Poor Brocke is once again unable to attack. Dang flinch hax.
    -10 HP
    FLINCH
    CAN'T MOVE!
    oooooooooooooooooooooooo

    • POST-ROUND •

    TEAM DARKESTLIGHT
    oooo
    TEAM BROCKE
    oooo
    HA-OHMARU
    m
    justified
    FLASH FIRE
    BROCKE
    m
    flash fire
    justified
    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    93 HP EP 68
    57 HP EP 79
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A

    TMT


    NOTES:

    • Unless overcome, Brocke will remain under the effects of Torment for two more actions
    TEAM BROCKE to command next
    Last edited by Oslo; 23rd February 2015 at 02:27 AM.

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    Default Re: [GYM] Brocke vs DarkestLight

    o.o We can DQ this. I have two others who waited long enough.

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    Default Re: [GYM] Brocke vs DarkestLight

    k done! No points for anyone. (Commemorative Oslo bumper stickers for everyone.)

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