PC, I owe you a battle. I told Brocke if there's no topic up, to jump on it.
Brocke, I accept if a ref shows up.
I would like a gym battle!
PC, I owe you a battle. I told Brocke if there's no topic up, to jump on it.
Brocke, I accept if a ref shows up.
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OSREF 2000 ACTIVATED
Curses, this is what I get for procrastinating >_>. Good luck to you both!
You next PC, Im'a come after you.
Ok Brocke. You've prolly overlooked my Gym by now. So no punches pulled. I'll release first, you release and attack.
Ill start...O shit wait, did my team get approved yet? Hold on Brocke.
Know what. No. Screw it. PC will get to deal with the new squad. Let's do this. Start, Ha-OhMaru.
(M Gallade, Justified)
Last edited by DarkestLight; 6th February 2015 at 07:39 PM.
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Oh shit.
Ok Em. I definitely gotta beat Lloyd. Time to make Emil
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Lol just, just lol.
I will send out my Cyndaquil, who is nicknamed Brocke, male, with the ability flash fire.
Use a flamethrower,then make a 180 degree turn around the galade and shoot another flamethrower! Burn baby, burn!
Brocke, you get three attacks per round. You only posted two.
This is the only time I'll play nice![]()
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Oslo counts things like my 180 degree turn a move
Certain movements might cost an action, like if you commanded "Dodge," but your 180-degree turn doesn't seem like the kind of move that would occupy a full command slot.
Well then I add: step into the flamethrower, and literally ember his face.
Ok.
Ha. Ima need you to use Skill Swap, first off
Then use Torment after that second flamethrower...(..I see what I did.)
End with Stone Edge
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TEAM DARKESTLIGHT
vs.
TEAM BROCKE
LOCATION: temple of the yoroi DQ TIME: one week BANNED: n/a MISC.: n/a
• PRE-ROUND •
TEAM DARKESTLIGHToooo TEAM BROCKEoooo HA-OHMARU
m
justified BROCKE
m
flash fire ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ 100 HPEP 100
100 HPEP 100
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
N/A
N/A
skill swap
torment
stone edge
flamethrower
flamethrower
ember
• ROUND ONE • -4 EP
JUSTIFIED
FLASH FIRE Hello, ladies and gents, and welcome to the Temple of the Yoroi! Today, newbie Brocke will be challenging Gym Leader DL for the Kakarkerkolakkalakkaloo Badge. The two trainers release. A fierce warrior with an oval-shaped pelvis (you might wanna, uh, call the osteopath) and a tiny flame-backed porcupine take to the field. Welp! Let's get this going! Ha-ohmaru wiggles his fingers and exerts a strange Psychic influence over his opponent. They switch their natural abilities. Trickyyyy! Poor Brocke is a little slow on the uptake. He breathes hot flames all over Ha-ohmaru, completely unaware that he resists it. Ha-ohomaru chuckles and pats his unholy oval pelvis contentedly. He is pleased. -7 EP
FLASH FIRE
JUSTIFIEDoooooooooooo oooooooooooo -4 EP Brocke repeats the Flamethrower shenanigans, but they prove to be ever bit as futile as last time. Ha-ohmaru then puts his finger really close to Brocke's face and says, "Not touching you! Not touching you! Not touching yooooou!" Brocke gets very annoyed, because even though he is not being touched, he still values his personal space. As do we all, little porcupine friend. As do we all. -7 EP
TMToooooooooooo oooooooooooo -8 EP Ha-ohmaru raises his arms. Jagged rocks rise out of the Gym floor and beeline toward Brocke. The poor Fire starter is left all cut and bruised by the attack. He responds with an Ember, because he is an optimist, I guess. Despite his positive thinking, this Fire-type move, just like the previous two, does diddly-friggin'-squat. Better luck next time. -15 HP
-2 EPoooooooooooo oooooooooooo
• POST-ROUND •
TEAM DARKESTLIGHToooo TEAM BROCKEoooo HA-OHMARU
m
justified
FLASH FIRE BROCKE
m
flash fire
justified ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ 100 HPEP 84
85 HPEP 84
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
N/A
TMT
NOTES:
• At 0 EP, Pokemon will lose 1 HP for every 2 EP consumed
• I just took a guess with this match being a 4 on 4; lemme know if you want something different
• I originally listed Brocke's ability as "cyndaquil" lololol
• Unless overcome, Brocke will remain under the effects of Torment for five more actions
• TEAM DARKESTLIGHT to command next
lol omg you have NO IDEA HOW ANNOYING IT WAS TO GET THAT TO POSTJD:FJDFJDSFJkldsjfjf
I FORGOT TO CHANGE THE LITTLE WAVING SMILEYS IN THE POST-ROUND BUT IDGAF AT THIS POINT
THEY'RE JUST GONNA STAY LIKE THAT
WAVING STUPIDLY
AND Y'ALL JUST GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT >O
Dude, I'm with you. It's a real pain. I might just subvert to plain text for a while until this gets figured out.
And I will....yeah 4 on 4.
o.O Dude, what happened between your second post and the final one? I see the battle just fine on like 4 of those posts (I'm viewing the deleted ones..)
Last edited by DarkestLight; 11th February 2015 at 08:40 AM.
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Tiny errors. I think I accidentally listed a banned move, forgot to activate Flash Fire, gave you guys the wrong font colours, etc. Stuff I would normally correct with thr Preview button. Considering how silly the site was being, I don't know why I didn't just let those little things go.![]()
Ok. Time to post. Finally
First off, this little guy is gonna get beat down. Rock Slide~ Shock Wave~Zen Headbutt
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I'm gonna keep to the DQ time on this, since I actually have a line of challengers. 3 more days.
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Sry.
Cyndaquil, use triple fury swipes on his head.
TEAM DARKESTLIGHT
vs.
TEAM BROCKE
LOCATION: temple of the yoroi DQ TIME: one week BANNED: n/a MISC.: n/a
• PRE-ROUND •
TEAM DARKESTLIGHToooo TEAM BROCKEoooo HA-OHMARU
m
justified
FLASH FIRE BROCKE
m
flash fire
justified ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ 100 HPEP 84
85 HPEP 84
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
N/A
TMT
rock slide
shock wave
zen headbutt
fury swipes
fury swipes
fury swipes
• ROUND ONE • -7 HP
-6 EP Ha-ohmaru wiggles his fingers. Rocks tumble down from the ceiling and slam into Brocke one after the next. The poor little Cyndaquil squirms free and leaps onto Ha-ohmaru's face and begins scratching the heck out of him. That's definitely one way to battle. -12 HP
-5 EPoooooooooooo oooooooooooo -4 EP Ha-ohmaru directs a jolt of electricity at Brocke, who tumbles off his opponent's face. Brock tries to repeat his Fury Swipes strategy but can't quite manage it. The memory of the Torment keeps him from acting. -6 HP
CAN'T MOVE!oooooooooooo oooooooooooo -6 EP With a Zen Headbutt, Ha-ohmaru tackles Brocke hard. (It's actually quite a silly thing to see something so tall try to headbutt something so small, but it's effective nonetheless.) Poor Brocke is once again unable to attack. Dang flinch hax. -10 HP
FLINCH
CAN'T MOVE!oooooooooooo oooooooooooo
• POST-ROUND •
TEAM DARKESTLIGHToooo TEAM BROCKEoooo HA-OHMARU
m
justified
FLASH FIRE BROCKE
m
flash fire
justified ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ 93 HPEP 68
57 HPEP 79
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
N/A
TMT
NOTES:
• Unless overcome, Brocke will remain under the effects of Torment for two more actions
• TEAM BROCKE to command next
Last edited by Oslo; 23rd February 2015 at 02:27 AM.
o.o We can DQ this. I have two others who waited long enough.
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k done! No points for anyone. (Commemorative Oslo bumper stickers for everyone.)