Facebook is based on Feng Shui!

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Hehe, I found this Facebook status of a friend of mine. I'll translate it from Finnish to English for your convenience!

I'm not awfully superstitious, but this year, there are 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays in July. This happens only every 823rd year. That means that there will be some money raining into the bag. Copy this on your status and you'll get money in 4 days. This is based on Chinese Feng Shui. Whoever doesn't, will remain moneyless.

So if you use CTRL + C and CTRL + V on some Latin alphabet typed on an internet application made in 2004, you follow a philosophy that dates back to thousands of years ago! Neat!

[Drago]

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!

Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.

Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death.

Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or im sorry

[shazza]

You're growing cynical in your years, old friend.