Return to Combat Disco - BTPoke vs. Mikachu - Ref: Oslo

[Oslo]

TEAM BTPOKE
vs.
TEAM MIKACHU YUKITATSU

Location: Combat Disco
DQ Time: One week
Banned: None
Miscellaneous: n/a

PRE-ROUND

TEAM BTPOKE ooo	TEAM MIKACHU YUKITATSU ooo
ROSALINDA F Trace	MESMERITSE F Pressure
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100 HP EP 100	100 HP EP 100
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N/A	N/A
Quiver Dance Shadow Sneak Moonblast	Iron Tail Megahorn Iron Tail

ROUND ONE

Top 40:
24K Magic - Bruno Mars

Ahhh! After ten thousand two years I'm free back! It's time to conquer Earth ref an ASB battle once again!

Two seasoned ASB vets, BTPoke and Mikachu, have ventured into the dismal remains of what was once a proud and pumpin' Gym to engage in some fisticuffs. Who will claim victory? Who will be left with naught but three piddly points with which to staunch the gushing emotional wounds left by the shame of defeat? And who else has this Bruno Mars song stuck in their head like basically every day? I don't know, but it's time to find out!

Throwing Pokeballs onto the old dance floor, the trainers release their first fighters. With bursts of light, BTPoke's go-to Gardevoir and Mikachu's aloof Absol take to the field. Time to battle! Rosalinda, usually the faster of the two, bides her time and waits for her opponent to strike. Suddenly, Mesmeritse's tail turns silver and she dives at Rosalinda ass-first. However, with a grand jeté, Rosalinda avoids the attack. As she lands, her stat parameters increase. This is like a PSA for exercise.

-8 EP +1 SP.A +1 SP.D +1 SPD	-10 EP

Rather than attacking ass-first again, Mesmeritse decides to strike with her noggin, which seems like it should be a better strategy. However, it doesn't succeed: Rosalinda dissolves into shadows, evading Mesmeritse's Megahorn. The Absol looks left and right, awaiting the inevitable. Faster than you can say "Cicero," Rosalinda reappears and lashes out with a Ghost-type strike. It's not the most potent attack in the world, given the typing at play, but it's better than nothing. Marginally.

-4 EP	-3 HP -12 EP

Rosalinda, who looks to be enjoying herself quite a bit, attacks with a shimmering stream of pink energy. The powerful move sends Mesmeritse skidding across the dusty floor until she collides with a upturned pool table. However, she manages to get back up, beaten but not dismayed. After her two previous failed attempts, she decides to try out Plan C, which is actually Plan A all over again... and this time it works! Her ass-first attack trips Rosalinda, causing her to tumble to the ground. The Gardevoir grimaces as visions of Absol fur stoles dance through her head. Mesmeritse had better watch out.

-15 HP -10 EP	-19 HP -10 EP

TEAM BTPOKE ooo	TEAM MIKACHU YUKITATSU ooo
ROSALINDA F Pressure	MESMERITSE F Pressure
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85 HP EP 78	78 HP EP 68
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+1 SP.A, +1 SP.D, +1 SPD	N/A

Notes:

• Twenty-four karat magic in the aaaaaaaiiiiiiir...
• At 0 HP, Pokemon will begin to lose 1 HP for every 2 EP consumed
• TEAM BTPOKE to command next