Granted. On your first flight in the craft, you crash into a mountain.
I wish there was a mountain made entirely of edible ice cream.
Granted, but since we live in the 21st century you are arrested and thrown in jail for stealing, destruction of property, and kidnapping.
I wish to own an actual working x-wing.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted. On your first flight in the craft, you crash into a mountain.
I wish there was a mountain made entirely of edible ice cream.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted, it's Cool, Cool Mountain from Super Mario 64 and you'll have be able to jump like Super Mario in order to gather all the Power Stars including Snowman's Lost His Head before you get to taste the ice cream.
I wish to have Super Mario's powers and be able to enter Super Mario 64 world.
Granted, but you get mistaken for Mario so all of Bowser's minions start attacking you non-stop your entire time there.
I wish there were more people like Superman/Captain America in the world.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted but their weakness is aluminum foil
I wish that I had a pet Riolu.
Granted, but for some odd reason, it evolves straight into Lucario, so you will only have just a little time with your pet Riolu.
I wish I had a chance to see the combination of Jupiter and Saturn this evening.
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Granted, but the sight of seeing them is so great that it causes you to go blind so can't see anything ever again.
I wish there wasn't such a long wait for Season 3 of the Mandalorian and season 1 of Boba Fett.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted. They both come out on laser disc, which I'll presume you don't have a means of playing.
I wish Mother Nature would give me a white Christmas instead of a green Christmas.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
@ Mikachu Yukitatsu: That was not to twisted, what did you have before that it was a plushie?
@ Knight of Time: Granted but its starts a new ice age
I wish that Harry had married Hermione instead of Ginny.
Granted. The books are rewritten to have Harry marry Hermione. The public at large don't like the change and now blame you for ruining their childhoods and have round the clock protests outside your house.
I wish Winnie the Pooh gets revenge on China for banning him.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted. As a result, honey ceases to exist, and honeybees become extinct.
I wish there was an all natural chemical that would kill mosquitoes and other annoying biting insects on contact.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted, but since I was extremely confused, I did two mistakes in the game. For starters, I twisted Charles Legend's wish improperly, and he made a complain about it, then I accidentally granted your earlier wish, Knight of Time, about turning Green Christmas to White Christmas so that it would apply to your avatar only. Link's trademark clothes, including his Green Hat, would try White instead of Green. What's more, if you try on the Breath of the Wild outfit, no changes will occur since there isn't anything Green. Unfortunately, I didn't notice Charles Legend granting that wish already, so I have yet another wish to twist. So, as I'm forced to bring you all the natural insect killing chemical I happen to have, there isn't anything left for myself and I get sucked dry in Summer. What's more, you have very hard time trying to comprehend this message.
I wish both me and Fett One had Geass Powers.
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Granted, I use the power to rule over the USA and you use yours to rule over Finland.
I wish the old Abbott and Costello movies would be remade in color.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted. They're remade in sepia.
I wish I was good at drawing 16-bit graphics for anyone's Super Mario World hack (and not just my own).
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted, but they are so good that I have to hire you to make some 16-bit Finnish political satire with Jutta Urpilainen and Jyrki Katainen and the plot reeks so much the Asperger's that only a select few people can keep up with.
I wish people weren't so obsessed with genealogy.
Actually Mikachu Yukitatsu I wasn't complaining just pointing out that that wasnot that twisted of a wish since I like both Riolu and Lucario.
Granted now every time someone brings it up deadpool shows up and whispers 'Shhh no one cares'
I wish that I could understand my dog.
I know, Charles, that you like Lucario as well. I just couldn't come up with a better twist at the moment.
As for this one, granted, but your dog still fails to understand you.
I wish I could meet Mr. Hankey.
Granted but he enjoys your company so much that he ends up living in your toilet.
I wish for a sequel to the Mask movie starring Jim Carrey.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but the movie revolves around a plot where an evil version of The Mask appears, getting the real hero framed for a lot of crimes, as he spends most of the movie in jail.
I wish Santa would ensure next year's Christmas will be a LOT better, no matter how good anyone's Christmas is this year.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted. Christmas 2021 is a lot better than Christmas 2020, but it gets worse and worse with Christmas 2022 and so on.
I wish for something sweet.
Granted, everything you touch now turns to chocolate so you always have something sweet to eat but you can't turn off this power. This leads to you becoming extremely unhealthy due to now having an all chocolate diet.
I wish to own the world's largest limousine.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but it comes to you with smaller doors, which ends up being a major hinderance not only to you, but also to a lot of passengers, especially the women, as some of them end up coming to you wearing dresses so big (if you saw pictures from Serena Williams' wedding, you'll see what I mean), that you are at a loss on how to get them inside your limousine without potentially damaging their breathtaking dresses.
I wish Nintendo would make their next Super Mario game have some new powerups never seen before in the Nintendo universe.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted, it will have the fart Mario and the huge ass Mario as well as other even more vulgar powerups.
I wish I could post replies that would contain material that couldn't disgust anybody.
Granted. You become the nicest person in the world so you can never offend anyone but this leads to you getting bullied constantly since you are now too nice to defend yourself.
I wish to own a fully tamed pet cheetah.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted enjoy new Bengal Cat
I wish someone would post in the ASB Approval Tower and say Charles you are approved also your Burmy evolved into a Mothim. I mean it has been 223 Days since 14 may 2020...
Granted. Greyfox returns and approves you again, and agrees to ref a battle between you and me, where I end up winning the battle so quickly and convincingly that you decide to permanently retire from ASB.
I wish that there was no such thing as unrealistic expectations on TPM.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted, due to an increase in staff, stuff gets done so quickly that it is impossible to have expectations of any kind.
I wish to fly like an eagle.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, you remain physically human except for wings of an eagle. Too bad when you take off, you cannot land anymore so you have to stay airborne for the rest of your life.
I wish Knight of Time tutored me to hack Super Mario World.
Granted. I assist you in making your first level, but for some reason you mess something up in the game, causing Mario to die each time he starts a level, thus rendering your level impossible to beat.
I wish I had a mini fridge to store the SodaStream flavorings I got with my SodaStream.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted, you receive a mini fridge from the 1920's, that keeps things cold by using blocks of ice. Thanks to global warming, you can't get the ice to last long enough to keep your stuff cold.
I wish everyone has a Happy New Year.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, it turns out there's a person named 'Everyone' and all the other's new year sucks.
I wish I could keep all my videogame consoles in order neatly, including all the wires and controllers.
Granted, but after a little while, the cords gradually get more and more tangled, forcing you to untangle all the cords (carefully, of course).
I wish last night's chaotic events in the United States would get Donald Trump removed from the office at least a week before Joe Biden is inaugurated as the United States' next president.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
I hate to twist this wish because I really want him gone early as well but here goes:
Granted, but his removal makes him even more sympathetic to his followers causing him to win the next election.
I wish Mario and Luigi would go to DC and save us all.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but Trump escapes to the Mushroom Kingdom and every Mario player has to stand him in the future.
I wish I wasn't so hungry.
Granted. You lose your ability to eat and are forced to drink liquids for the rest of your life.
I wish the rewind function of digital cable would allow watching shows that aired on any channel that were on up to 24 hours ago.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted, but you can't fast-forward, so you have to sit through commercials.
I wish next December is 3 times better than December 2020.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, you get a time machine and travel to year 6060 (three times 2020) where human race is extinct.
I wish humans could survive on this planet for millions of years to come.
Granted, but humans achieve this by reverting into mindless animals so they can't build weapons of mass destruction.
I wish everyday is a good day
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but the good days end up only beginning once the pandemic is over for good (and who knows when that'll happen).
I wish Donald Trump would be completely unable to evade the long arm of the law (thus ending up in prison someday).
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted, but you are framed of a crime as well and end up in the same prison cell so you have to stand him every day.
I wish I was a ninja.