Heh, never got around posting for Gerr, so I'm gonna do it now. Also, wasn't the temple supposed to be *hidden*? I would've made Gerr sleep *in* there if it was public XD.


~** Gerr **~
"Maybe Later" - One of Gerr's buttons that has a condom drawn on it.

It got dark after a while, one would figure, I know there's a full moon in today, but it must/ve been cloudy or the trees weren't letting the light come in properly, because my fur was still with me. I love my fur, and I hate full moon nights.

'This is just fun-freakin-tastic.' I thought, looking at the trash right beside my rock. Someone had been somking there, a lot, and eating candy... what the hell? Ihad thought the place was unknown to people, noone ever came for the two weeks I stayed there.

Whatever, at least they hadn't entered in my cave.

Or had they?

Crap, I moved the stone out of the way and found all my stuff there, safe. Good, I think if there's noone around I'll be able to cook some of these squirrels. I was pretty proud of the fact I had found a frog in this swamp, two weeks and not even a toad jumped by, I was starting to miss them. I picked up some of the newspapers I had with my stuff, put them around a bunch of sticks I had brought and went to look for my lighter. Where the hell had I left it?

I searched around my pockets with no luck. I lifted some magazines and a couple of mugs and finally founds it inside an ashtray. It was yellow, on the top it read Zippo and on the bottom -in some funky letters- it read Yellow Submarine, I have no clue what a submarine is but it sounded really cool, so I kept it.

I finally lit up a pretty decent fire and procceeded to put the squirrels on a stick to cook them, but being oh-so-lucky, I just had to hear movement when I was about to get a good meal. Now I had to put out the fire and...

I looked at the back of my hand, I could see some brown hairs popping out from it... crap, just what I needed. I tried to shove them off but ended up shoving off more blue hairs than brown ones. I hated transforming into a human, all my fur fell off and I felt f***ing naked. Besides, my clothes would get full of hair and it'd be itchy.

Okay, so my clothes are always full of hair. Big deal.

I put out the fire quickly and hid my stuff the best I could, then procceeded to grab my gun and put it behind my back, held by the waistband.

"Who's there?" I called, then hit myself in the forehead (spreading more fur in the way), you're not supposed to do that when you hear footsteps. Apparently, whoever was out there didn't hear me, because I didn't get a direct answer from anyone. I walked for about two minutes that seemed like hours and finally realized what was happening. You see, when I'm in my normal shape, I can hear pretty much anything, the reason for my huge ears. If you're... really far away to the west and you talk to the east, I'll hear. It'd take some effort but I'd hear.

But when I'm transforming... this happens. I get mixed up on what's close and what's far, far away. If there *was* someone around there walking I would have noticed. But I didn't, so I decided to just turn around and go back to my cave.

Except I didn't.

Because. This. Godforsaken. Vampire. Was. Standing. Ten. Feet. Away. From. Me.

I know, the irony.

'Crap crap crap!!' I thought 'AND I'm turning into a human! He'll think I'm an easy bite! Craaap!'

I was freaking out, I had to go back to my cave as soon as possible, you couldn't kill vampires with just a damn' gun, it worked pretty well with demons but vampires? It was most likely to just piss the guy off and maybe slow him down a little. Where the hell had I come from? Freaking out wasn't helping my orientation, I had to get out of there as soon as I could and I couldn't find the--

Oh s***. The guy's looking at me.

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O_o tis the weird post, and I'm also making some interaction. Gin, this is your cue .

- Troy, The H! True Hollywood Story