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[crazybone]

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B*** ME, YOU F******

That reads "BITE ME, YOU FUGGIES", BTW. I don't swear. It's rude.

1 vs 1
DQ: 2 years. Haha.
Arena: Grassy.
I send first, you attack first.
Ref: Don't give a bloody **** (<--hoot), just be active, or I'll ******* (<--happily) pop one in you.

Go NightBlade! [Rhydon] [Male]

[Jay]

<-- Reffing. :O

;_;

[crazybone]

And we haf ah winnar! 8D

//hugs

You're the guy wearing a hat.

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[conspiracy]

I will battle you... **doesn't really have anywthing that can put up a good fight against a Rhydon**

I choose Twist, my female Dragonair...

I hate to do this, but it leads to love ... use Attract first, then Double Team. End with Blizzard...

[crazybone]

NightBlade, Shut Your Eyes tight and cause an earthly disturbance by jumping up and down to prevent any attraction to that whore of a Dragonair.

When Twist clones herself, shatter as many of her clones with a Blizzard.

Finish off by Protecting yourself.

Shut Eyes Tight + Minor Earthquake If Possible ~ Blizzard ~ Protect

[Jay]

Two bounteous combatants emerge instantly from either side of the woodlands far off in the distance as to where this bout will take place. A long journey through the forest takes place, as both finally embark on the lush green grassy field.

Both malicious battlers, fervent to win, commence on their separate zones holding a Poké Ball apiece. They trigger a flamboyant beam of scarlet towards the centre, and there, illustrates a pebbly Rhydon for team crazybone, and a universal Dragonair for team conspiracy.

crazybone vs. conspiracy, Round 1
NightBlade the Rhydon vs. Twist the Dragonair

Current Status:
NightBlade the Rhydon: 100%, recent.
Twist the Dragonair: 100%, standing by.

Demonstrative passion and sweet synchronization doesn’t appear to be enough to craze NightBlade on Twist’s part. What could be flawed? NightBlade doesn’t seem to perceive what that devious Dragonair is endeavoring. Rhydon throws his body up and down in one place to humiliate himself, or not. At least it artificially blocked the devotion, for now. It wasn’t enough to create a tremor.

One, two, three, four… five replicas of Twist have been arranged to confuse NightBlade. A freshly developed outbreak of icicle shards and the sorts were expelled instantaneously out of the Rhydon’s mouth to abolish as many as possible. Unsuccessfully striking the real Twist, at least four of the clones had been destroyed in one assault, leaving only one duplicate out in the open. Twist attempts to deal at least the slightest bit of damage to NightBlade, as a robust arctic gust hurls at the rock-strewn fiend. He knows better than to not allow that to harm him, as a strong barrier protects from the chill.

No damage this round, just a lot of energy ravaged by both combatants.

Status at End of Round 1:
NightBlade the Rhydon: 100% (83% energy), normal.
Twist the Dragonair: 100% (86% energy), one clone active.

[crazybone]

NightBlade, cast a Sandstorm as early as possible, whenever you can. Protect yourself only from the first incoming ice-typed attack (Do not Protect yourself from any other ice attacks Twist fires at you after the first.), and direct a Blizzard at Twist in whatever remaining actions you have.

Sandstorm/Protect ~ Sandstorm/Protect/Blizzard ~ Protect/Blizzard

[conspiracy]

*was gonna wait two years but was bored*

Let's see Twist... use a Dragon Rage twister to swirl up some of the sand and hit NightBlade with some dragon energy. Then give him a small draft of Icy Wind so he wastes energy and protects himself. End with a Fire Blast to try and compete with the Blizzard... a Rhydon shouldn't do that much base damage with a Blizzard anyways...

Dragon Rage ~ Icy Wind ~ Fire Blast

[Jay]

crazybone vs. conspiracy, Round 2
NightBlade the Rhydon vs. Twist the Dragonair

Status at End of Round 1:
NightBlade the Rhydon: 100% (83% energy), normal.
Twist the Dragonair: 100% (86% energy), one clone active.

NightBlade calls for a bit of backup from the environment, and some of the dirt lifts up from the grassy field to conjure up slight debris that engulfs the place in a filthy bluster. Along with the creation of this new threat to Twist, her clone disappears. Now threatened from the ecological recalcitrance, Twister intends to create a dragon energized tornado that sucks up some of the stirring dirt curling around the battlefield. The pinkish energy was fired across the entire field, sucking up more and more debris as it continues to travel down to NightBlade; it makes contact with the pebbly fiend, whom just shrugs off the attack afterwards.

Just so NightBlade could waste some energy, Twister attempts to revolutionize the environmental transfiguration into an artic breeze. It wasn’t that successful, but in case it were, NightBlade was irrational enough to fall for it the dragon’s plan. Now comes the heavy artillery, NightBlade directorates a sub-zero blend of frosty shards of ice with a rapid breeze. After it had been dispatched, Twister counters back with a 5-star shaped inferno to melt everything in the blizzard’s path. It meets contact and the flaming holocaust streaks through the icy attack after being quickly charged. The combustion finally has familiarized with the rocky fiend, but avoids it with the wide open space left of the substructure. They continue to burn off more energy from attacks that don’t appear to be doing anything, but are extraordinary in the energy misuse department. What’s going to occur next? We’ll find out.

Status at End of Round 2:
NightBlade the Rhydon: 91% (67% energy), normal.
Twist the Dragonair: 92% (72% energy), normal.

Arena Statistics
Sandstorm in effect for four more rounds.

[conspiracy]

*is hurrying*

Swirl up some ice combined with sand and use Blizzard. Then blast it again with another Blizzard. Finish with another Dragon Rage twister.

Blizzard ~ Blizzard ~ Dragon Rage

[crazybone]

Time to put a temporary end to our opponent's constant abuse of Blizzard. Use Tainted Sun, then point and laugh at Twist. Teleport right behind her as Twist attempts her second crap-tacular Blizzard, and finish by using your Strength to grab Twist by her neck/head, and squeeze tight. Haha. She'll be caught between a hard place and a rock. Don't let go; you just keep squeezing the life out of her.

Tainted Sun ~ Teleport ~ Strength

Nightblade [Rhydon] [Male]
~Signature Move~
Tainted Sun
Description: Upon entry a battle where Nightblade is overwhelmed by opposing forces… forces that yet even he cannot overcome… but not all is lost. Nightblade mutters a silent prayer under his breath, and calls upon the Demon God Vizjerei' haz. A demonic lord renown for his services in power, in return for one's soul. The aged Demon, once summoned, blesses his caller with an enchantment in their unique fighting capabilities. Soon, a Tainted Sun symbol is placed and emerges on Nightblade's forehead, removing all fear that dwell in Nightblade's heart as he is entitled the power of resistance against all nature induced elements that once corrupted him. Soon after Nightblade diminishes his enemies, Vizjerei' haz smiles, as he lunges hold to Nightblade's soul and dissipates…

Type: Ghost | Accuracy: 85% | Damage: 0% | Effects: All water, ice, grass, and ground typed attacks fail when used against Nightblade, dealing 0% while Tainted Sun is in effect. | Lasts 2 Rounds (7 Actions, including the Action the move was used). | On the 7th action, 10% is subtracted from Nightblade's health. | Usage: Twice per battle, five round gap between usage.

[crazybone]

haha, how unfortunate that Rhydon cannot learn Teleport. TPM's dex haxed me, my bad. But none the less, it will be interesting, so I wish to make no changes. Let my Rhydon just flop around.

[Syberia]

Crazybone, who approved that sig for you? Because I know I didn't approve it that way.

[conspiracy]

yes, that sig is a little overpowered IMO... especially the two time usage part...

[crazybone]

I believe you, Syberia, approved that sig for me. And after some reviewing, it is supposed to read "One time usage" and the type is "dark", not "ghost". You see, I copy and paste my sigs onto a wordpad file when they get approved, and I must have not copy and pasted the final version of my fully approved sig. I sincerely hope you can trust me that it was an accident, not a purposed action to my benifit. However, everything else should be in as it was when it was approved, as the only three changes I made to this sig from the original was the type [Dark to Ghost] and usage [Three times, to Twice, to Once]. The damage, accuracy, description, and effects as it reads were approved by Syberia, I gurantee it. If you do not believe me, go here, though I am unsure it is still alive.

And if you don't mind, please explain why you consider the sig overpowered. If it is the usage, then I can understand because there is an error, but the effects were approved...

[Jay]

crazybone vs. conspiracy, Round 3
NightBlade the Rhydon vs. Twist the Dragonair

Status at End of Round 2:
NightBlade the Rhydon: 91% (67% energy), normal.
Twist the Dragonair: 92% (72% energy), normal.

A swift Blizzard immediately ejects from the Dragonair that glides through the sandstorm, picking up the debris whilst trekking. It successfully engulfs NightBlade before he could set up his 'plan', delivering a slight chill. He whispers a silent prayer under his breath before a Tained Sun ensignia summoned from Vizjerei' haz implements onto his forehead, as he is further protected from specialized attacks.

Unknown to the Dragonair, she proves that the prior icy gust was a success. She discharges another in hopes for the same results returned previously, but unfortunately the attack just glides off, not affecting the blessed Rhydon at all. His trainer is bedaffled at why his Rhydon can't teleport behind Twist. With all his might, it proves to be impossible, sadly. He can't teleport.

The hasty Dragonair discharges one more dragon energized strike before calling it quits for this round, the sandstorm continuously biting at her skin. Rhydon slowly but steadily charges up to Twist, but she fends him back with the dragon energy he apparently doesn't seem to appreciate. Twist easily avoids NightBlade's attempt to toss her by levitating around the arena at a fast pace.

Status at End of Round 3:
NightBlade the Rhydon: 73% (58% energy), blessed (4 more actions).
Twist the Dragonair: 86% (54% energy), normal.

[conspiracy]

...... I DUN WANNA WAIT TWO FUGLY YEARS FOR A DQ *pouts* I haven't seen you on tho, so i guess you've been busy trying to find the right milf... and it seems as if Syb did approve the sig, without any complications might I add..

[Jay]

NightSoul007: Let conspiracy win
NightSoul007: I can't get on TPM
NightSoul007: It would be mean to keep the DQ

As per request, I crown conspiracy the victor by DQ ._. stupid 2yr DQ time *Kicks* I'm sorry that had to happen to crazybone.

[crazybone]

Accessing from friend's laptop. Prolly be last post I make. :--> Good game conspiracy. Sorry we couldn't finish the battle, all browsers which I download/re-download will not function properly. So uhm, yeah. Good game.

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thats a fish btw

edit: uh jay, i'm not sure if you are the new PCG mod I argued with in Fight thing or whatever its called but I'm sorry for being a ****tard and stuff. must have been my pms week or something. g'day mate