..
Oooey..
I wonder what i could do with a whip?
muaha.

I was thinking that meself.
meh. 8.5 months to go until your.. wow..
but thats what christmas is for..
maybe if your really good, santa'll fulfil your dearest wish.
.. and you wont feel any older either!
[that was corny.. forgive me.. shutting up]