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    Default Quotes From a Nuthouse

    xDDD In ummmm today... ;x
    (pretty serious sexual content)

    darkpyromagician: hey amanda, you got a "bno"
    Yumeriru Aurora: I'll send you a uh... what else do I have....
    darkpyromagician: i think that means "yes" in some language
    Yumeriru Aurora: I'll send you a chocolate condom!
    Yumeriru Aurora: o_O
    AnthonyChaos17: O-O
    darkpyromagician: *cough*
    darkpyromagician: :x
    AnthonyChaos17: You have a chocolate condom O_o
    AnthonyChaos17: wtf
    Yumeriru Aurora: Well, it's either that or the quarter
    darkpyromagician: Amanda, I would assume that's USED?
    Yumeriru Aurora: eww, no
    AnthonyChaos17: I wonder why you have it
    darkpyromagician: :P
    Yumeriru Aurora: I don't have one
    AnthonyChaos17: o.o;
    Yumeriru Aurora: But I know where to get one
    AnthonyChaos17: Sure ;)
    AnthonyChaos17: In ur closet?
    Yumeriru Aurora: Chocolate flavored, rather
    Yumeriru Aurora: not chocolate itseld
    Yumeriru Aurora: f
    AnthonyChaos17: >_>
    darkpyromagician: you would know this WHY..?
    Yumeriru Aurora: no
    AnthonyChaos17: x)
    Yumeriru Aurora: Because they can't make them wholly out of chocolate. DUH.
    AnthonyChaos17: XD
    darkpyromagician: XD
    darkpyromagician: you'd have a VERSION of "white chocolate"
    darkpyromagician: :x
    Yumeriru Aurora: eww
    Yumeriru Aurora: or you'd have an accident
    AnthonyChaos17: >_>
    darkpyromagician: :x
    Yumeriru Aurora: I don't think the chocolate would survive in solid state
    darkpyromagician: nah
    darkpyromagician: it'd decay
    Deck Knight: YAY!
    Deck Knight: 2 on
    darkpyromagician: XD
    AnthonyChaos17: >_>
    AnthonyChaos17: xD
    darkpyromagician: darkpyromagician: it'd decay
    Deck Knight: YAY!
    Deck Knight: Give us a HOMER!
    darkpyromagician: XDD
    AnthonyChaos17: XDDDD
    darkpyromagician: OMG BRIAN
    Yumeriru Aurora: Yumeriru Aurora (4:06:22 PM): I don't think the chocolate would survive in solid statedarkpyromagician (4:06:26 PM): nahdarkpyromagician (4:06:29 PM): it'd decayDeck Knight (4:06:31 PM): YAY!
    darkpyromagician: THAT SOUNDS WRONG
    AnthonyChaos17: LMAO
    AnthonyChaos17: Give us a Homer ! XDDD
    Deck Knight: I was talking anout the Sox Game
    Deck Knight: *about
    Yumeriru Aurora: riiiight
    AnthonyChaos17: Sure ;)
    Deck Knight: they got 2 on base.
    Yumeriru Aurora: nice pic, btw. :x
    Deck Knight: no outs
    Deck Knight: a good setup
    AnthonyChaos17: To second base :o?
    darkpyromagician: on base?
    darkpyromagician: third base lurks closer
    AnthonyChaos17: Thats lame :|
    Deck Knight: damn.
    AnthonyChaos17: Scoring is better
    Deck Knight: If only that were fair
    Yumeriru Aurora: only two on base and you're cheering? wtf?
    AnthonyChaos17: Only if they score does it matter
    darkpyromagician: naha anthony
    Deck Knight: true
    Yumeriru Aurora: cheer when they get a damn point
    darkpyromagician: haha anthony*
    Deck Knight: but its easier to score with men on base
    AnthonyChaos17: lol
    AnthonyChaos17: women*
    darkpyromagician: anthony wants them to SCORE X)
    Yumeriru Aurora: Deck Knight (4:08:00 PM): but its easier to score with men
    AnthonyChaos17: Acting like men
    AnthonyChaos17: X)
    darkpyromagician: X) Zak
    AnthonyChaos17: Thats my baseball theory
    AnthonyChaos17: XD
    darkpyromagician: ANTHONY IS GAY?!?!
    darkpyromagician: OMG
    AnthonyChaos17: Oo
    AnthonyChaos17: what?
    darkpyromagician: Yumeriru Aurora: Deck Knight (4:08:00 PM): but its easier to score with men AnthonyChaos17: Thats my baseball theory
    AnthonyChaos17: :O
    AnthonyChaos17: No
    AnthonyChaos17: I meant I think all baseball players are women who act like men
    AnthonyChaos17: :|
    Deck Knight: Walk him damnit
    AnthonyChaos17: o_O
    darkpyromagician: o.o
    Deck Knight: OK... runners on second and third...
    Deck Knight: Just 1 base hit...
    darkpyromagician: :X
    AnthonyChaos17: >_>
    AnthonyChaos17: Pervs :o
    darkpyromagician: okay Brian... this is getting to the point where it sounds really wrong
    AnthonyChaos17: xD
    Deck Knight: Its baseball...
    Deck Knight: Red Sox Vs Yankees
    darkpyromagician: Baseball.....
    AnthonyChaos17: :|
    darkpyromagician: i want my name changed to "Triple" ;-;
    AnthonyChaos17: 0_o
    AnthonyChaos17: Congratulations, anthongychaos17, you just found 100 Neopoints on the floor!
    darkpyromagician: but i already got it changed to Aquatic Fury >:o
    AnthonyChaos17: w00t
    Deck Knight: *curses at the Yankees*
    AnthonyChaos17: Hey
    *** dashirax has left the chat.
    AnthonyChaos17: Anyone know who to do the strength test on neopets? >_>
    AnthonyChaos17: To get high points*
    AnthonyChaos17: >_>
    Sacherry Weirdo: YANKEES SUCK
    Deck Knight: Ditto
    Deck Knight: YANKEES SUCK!
    Sacherry Weirdo: Go Red Sox...
    Deck Knight: BOO YA!
    Sacherry Weirdo: I don't care who really wins after that though
    AnthonyChaos17: lol
    Sacherry Weirdo: brb *poof*
    *** Sacherry Weirdo has left the chat.
    Y o Y o 2 3 8: down with Wankees
    AnthonyChaos17: XD
    Deck Knight: Damn the Wangees...
    darkpyromagician: go nobody
    darkpyromagician: BLOW UP THE BASEBALL FIELD PLZ
    darkpyromagician: X)
    AnthonyChaos17: :O!
    AnthonyChaos17: evil ...
    Deck Knight: DOn't make me make Nomar treat your head like a baseball...
    darkpyromagician: :o
    AnthonyChaos17: xD
    Deck Knight: He'll send your head out of the part with fat anmd blood dripping out of where you got decapitated!
    Deck Knight: *park
    AnthonyChaos17: and*
    Deck Knight: Cool, 1-3
    Deck Knight: better then a shutout
    Deck Knight: nice, base hit
    darkpyromagician: o-o
    Chaos X eFx: :-*
    Chaos X eFx: AnthonyChaos17AnthonyChaos17AnthonyChaos17AnthonyC haos17AnthonyChaos17AnthonyChaos17AnthonyChaos17An thonyChaos17AnthonyChaos17AnthonyChaos17AnthonyCha os17AnthonyChaos17AnthonyChaos17AnthonyChaos17Anth onyChaos17AnthonyChaos17
    AnthonyChaos17: --;
    Chaos X eFx: ;-)
    Deck Knight: AnthongChaos?
    AnthonyChaos17: :O!
    AnthonyChaos17: What
    AnthonyChaos17: ?
    Muyotwo: AnthonyChaos17: --;
    Muyotwo: :o
    AnthonyChaos17: ;_;
    Deck Knight: Red Sox Vs Skankees...
    Chaos X eFx: :O
    Chaos X eFx: Skankees
    AnthonyChaos17: Skankees?
    Chaos X eFx: pwnz
    AnthonyChaos17: lol
    Deck Knight: Stankees
    Chaos X eFx: *Hugs someone* :-*
    Chaos X eFx: MUYO!
    Yumeriru Aurora: :o
    Deck Knight: EWW! You hugged the Yankees Pitcher!
    Chaos X eFx: :-(
    Chaos X eFx: ewwwwww
    AnthonyChaos17: =-o
    Deck Knight: You hugged a fat old man...
    AnthonyChaos17: lol
    Deck Knight: Ewww...


    ROFL

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    Default Infamous Rudy Quotes ^-~

    Master Rudy1985 (1:38:12 AM): Sadly I got that from Mike Tyson. After the whole thing with Holyfield he told another boxer he would kiss his *** and eat his children

    Whoa Mike Tyson! Stop kissing @$$ LOL




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    Default Quotes From a Nuthouse

    CrystalMew17: I need to talk to my best friend, found good pics of something :]
    xSt Anger 1825x: you mean of Orlando Bloom.
    LinkSocarina2002: im orlando bloom :-*
    xSt Anger 1825x: stfu Matt you just want some
    LinkSocarina2002: :-(
    Y o Y o 2 3 8: a FOURTH Kris
    xSt Anger 1825x: :-)
    xSt Anger 1825x: o_o
    xSt Anger 1825x: holy ****
    CrystalMew17: sorry, Orlando does not lean :-(
    xSt Anger 1825x: lmao
    xSt Anger 1825x: pwn
    LinkSocarina2002: >
    CrystalMew17: lmao
    xSt Anger 1825x: ahahaahahahahhaahaha
    CrystalMew17: XD
    CrystalMew17: XDXD
    Y o Y o 2 3 8: N1CF
    CrystalMew17: XDXDXD
    xSt Anger 1825x: I'm gonna find a pic of him leaning.
    LinkSocarina2002: im going to get a picture without me leaning!!
    LinkSocarina2002: just you wait!
    s h o r e i i: leeeeenin'
    CrystalMew17: XD
    xSt Anger 1825x: good luck.
    CrystalMew17: XD
    xSt Anger 1825x: you'll need it 8-)
    CrystalMew17: I am cracking up...can't...breathe!
    xSt Anger 1825x: Leaning is just a way of life for Matt!
    LinkSocarina2002: :
    s h o r e i i: XD
    xSt Anger 1825x: Leaning Tower of Pisa.
    CrystalMew17: I am crying
    s h o r e i i: Matt has a slanted view of things
    xSt Anger 1825x: Do you live in Italy, Matt 8-)
    CrystalMew17: must...stop...laughing....can't...ahh..
    xSt Anger 1825x: lmao
    beaniebaby219 has left the room.
    LostBoyNikku: XD
    EgroegSirhc: xDD
    LostBoyNikku: I'm baaaack
    LinkSocarina2002: :-(
    LinkSocarina2002: :-(
    LinkSocarina2002: stop making fun of me :{
    CrystalMew17: XDXDXDXD
    LostBoyNikku: Aww, poor Matt
    xSt Anger 1825x: LEAN on me!
    xSt Anger 1825x:
    CrystalMew17: ow,.....my stomach, XDXDXD
    s h o r e i i: Leansocarina2002?
    LinkSocarina2002: >!
    EgroegSirhc: Jeez Sam, don't die. xD
    xSt Anger 1825x: XD
    xSt Anger 1825x: Leansocarina
    LostBoyNikku: Leave him alone guys, it's not nice to pick on people. Funny, hell yeah, but not nice.
    CrystalMew17: *calms down* ok....*laughs*....I'm done o_o;
    s h o r e i i: Or LinkSlantina?
    s h o r e i i: I'm not being mean ;_;
    xSt Anger 1825x: XD
    EgroegSirhc: xD
    LinkSocarina2002: >:EIRG)TERGOERGOO
    LinkSocarina2002: riogaeyhrg
    LinkSocarina2002: :-(
    xSt Anger 1825x: LinkSocarina2002: >:EIRG)TLEANERGOERGOO
    LinkSocarina2002: I DIDNT SAY THAT >
    CrystalMew17: OMFG
    Syberia X: *poof*
    LostBoyNikku: I read riogaeyhrg as Ryo's gay XD
    xSt Anger 1825x: LinkSocarina2002: I DIDNT LEAN THAT >
    CrystalMew17: *starts up again*
    Syberia X has left the room.
    LinkSocarina2002: 80trih
    CrystalMew17: *laughs her *** off*
    LinkSocarina2002: :-(
    xSt Anger 1825x: LinkSocarina2002: 80°Leaning angle trih
    LinkSocarina2002: feck you nate :-(
    xSt Anger 1825x: XD
    LostBoyNikku: lol, this is sad...
    xSt Anger 1825x: no
    CrystalMew17: damn...you...NAte...stop....saying...funny/mean...things...ow...my...side
    xSt Anger 1825x: this is lean
    xSt Anger 1825x: LEAN MEAT!
    xSt Anger 1825x: Cow-tipping!
    MyraLink: lol
    LostBoyNikku: You just complimented him, ya know?
    LostBoyNikku: Saying he's lean.
    CrystalMew17: *calms down* sheeze o_o;
    CrystalMew17: must have been the non-caffine pepsi ;-)
    xSt Anger 1825x: Say something leaningful!
    LinkSocarina2002: im not fat :-(
    EgroegSirhc: XD
    LostBoyNikku: uh... Matt...
    LostBoyNikku: Lean means... n/m.,
    xSt Anger 1825x: Lean.
    LostBoyNikku: Can't believe you think it maens fat
    Muyotwo has entered the room.
    LinkSocarina2002: :
    EgroegSirhc: ;-;
    Muyotwo: is the meaning of life *nod*
    LostBoyNikku: DONT TELL THEM THAT!
    LinkSocarina2002: if you dont stfu!!
    EgroegSirhc: :o
    xSt Anger 1825x: Sir Leansalot!
    xSt Anger 1825x: x)
    xSt Anger 1825x: k done now
    LostBoyNikku: ENOUGH LEAN PUNS PLEASE!
    EgroegSirhc: Hrm...
    CrystalMew17: lol.....I'm done too :o
    LostBoyNikku: Jeesh, with all those puns you could help 4Kids with dubbing x.X
    EgroegSirhc: I'm tired, and Amanda's offline, so I'm going to go now xD
    CrystalMew17: sorry Matt :-(
    LinkSocarina2002: ill take a picture of me with my glasses and without my glasses =-O
    CrystalMew17: I dunno why that was so funny, I was laughing for like 5 minuites
    xSt Anger 1825x: nos not teh dubz!1
    LinkSocarina2002: none of me leaning :-)
    xSt Anger 1825x: Wanna bet?
    Gamewizard007 has entered the room.
    EgroegSirhc: Bye all :o
    s h o r e i i: bye :0
    xSt Anger 1825x: Hi Hunter
    CrystalMew17: bye
    LinkSocarina2002: ill bet you a quarter i dont lean >:o
    Y o Y o 2 3 8: hi Runteh
    xSt Anger 1825x: I'll bet you're wrong 8-)
    LostBoyNikku: I'll bet I'm bored
    CrystalMew17: you should have been laughing
    CrystalMew17: :')
    CrystalMew17: I was actually crying
    LostBoyNikku: I would but...
    CrystalMew17: o_O
    LostBoyNikku: IT WAS CRUEL!
    LinkSocarina2002: no that made me sad :-(
    CrystalMew17: XD
    Gamewizard007: hey does anyone know where to find a picture of a CD?
    xSt Anger 1825x: www.google.com
    xSt Anger 1825x: duh
    CrystalMew17: heyhey, I like Matt
    LostBoyNikku: HOW CAN YOU LAUGH AT A EQULIBRIAM CHALLENGED YOUTH?!
    Gamewizard007: oh
    CrystalMew17: lmao, and I am cruel
    LinkSocarina2002: i cant help it if i lean >:o my back hurts and stuff
    s h o r e i i: so you're lean and lean :o
    s h o r e i i: cool
    xSt Anger 1825x: Sir Leansalot is the best one so far x)
    MyraLink: Lean on me
    MyraLink: When your not stooong
    xSt Anger 1825x: *Leans*
    MyraLink: *stroong
    MyraLink: And Ill be your friend!
    xSt Anger 1825x: 8-)
    LostBoyNikku: You know what's sad?
    CrystalMew17: I needed that laugh =')
    CrystalMew17: my back didn't hurt so much
    xSt Anger 1825x: What?
    LostBoyNikku: I actually sang that at bible school 3 years ago -_-
    xSt Anger 1825x: ahar
    LinkSocarina2002: lolololol bible school
    s h o r e i i: Leanear Graphs of the form y=mx+c :o
    xSt Anger 1825x: lmao
    xSt Anger 1825x: leanear pair
    xSt Anger 1825x: colleanear lines
    xSt Anger 1825x: x)
    LinkSocarina2002: thats linear :-(
    xSt Anger 1825x: :-D
    xSt Anger 1825x: Make like a tree and lean >:o
    LinkSocarina2002: im not that stupid in geometry >:o
    xSt Anger 1825x: leaf*
    xSt Anger 1825x: ;x
    s h o r e i i: I think Paul McCartney had a wife called Leanda McCartney, right?
    xSt Anger 1825x: lmao
    CrystalMew17: XD Nate
    LostBoyNikku: Well.... I have stuff (nothing) to do
    s h o r e i i: And I am very stupid in geometry xO
    LinkSocarina2002: i hate chaped lips :-(
    CrystalMew17: we really love Matt Nikku, don't leave =(
    xSt Anger 1825x: chapped*
    LinkSocarina2002: yeah that word :o
    xSt Anger 1825x: yeah Nikku :;\
    CrystalMew17: dude Nate, you want me to bust a lung or two dontcha? :-(
    xSt Anger 1825x: 8-)
    MyraLink: My countdown ^v^
    xSt Anger 1825x: CrystalMew17: dude Nate, you want me to bust a lean or two dontcha? :-(
    Y o Y o 2 3 8: OMG
    LinkSocarina2002: countdown to babies!
    Y o Y o 2 3 8: I just realized something
    xSt Anger 1825x: She's pregnant?!
    MyraLink: WHAT
    s h o r e i i: ,,,
    CrystalMew17: I AM NOT
    LinkSocarina2002: lololoolololol
    MyraLink: No Asi is NOT PREGNANT!
    LostBoyNikku: . . .
    s h o r e i i: you all are gettin the wrong person
    s h o r e i i: never mind
    xSt Anger 1825x: Matt quit leaning in the wrong direction 8-)
    xSt Anger 1825x: >:o*
    Y o Y o 2 3 8: the Japanese Katakana for "Kayla" is "Keira"
    MyraLink: LOL
    s h o r e i i: Yeah o_O
    LostBoyNikku: Koolies
    s h o r e i i: The one in your sig is wrong I think
    s h o r e i i: It says Kaira I think
    Y o Y o 2 3 8: Keira Knightly :D
    Y o Y o 2 3 8: yeah
    LostBoyNikku: lol
    xSt Anger 1825x: lololololololololol
    LostBoyNikku: Her last name is Nightly?
    LostBoyNikku: *Knightlu
    Y o Y o 2 3 8: noooo
    LostBoyNikku: *KNIGHTLY
    Y o Y o 2 3 8: I'm talking about the actress >_>
    s h o r e i i: ....
    LinkSocarina2002: =-O
    Y o Y o 2 3 8: PotC
    LinkSocarina2002: is her last nmae brown? :O
    CrystalMew17: Zak!
    CrystalMew17: that reminds me of PoTC, which reminds me of Orli :]
    Y o Y o 2 3 8: I'm not telling you her last name
    LostBoyNikku: Prison of the Chimps?
    s h o r e i i: XD
    Y o Y o 2 3 8: what am I, a salkinator?
    s h o r e i i: mcdonald's in japanese is funny ;o
    LostBoyNikku: lol
    s h o r e i i: salkiNATEor :o
    LostBoyNikku: There
    LostBoyNikku: Damn
    s h o r e i i: makudonarudo
    Y o Y o 2 3 8: *stalkinator
    CrystalMew17: which also reminds me, when the hell is Troy coming out? :[
    LinkSocarina2002: :o
    LinkSocarina2002: asi =-O
    CrystalMew17: he has a 6-pack, :}
    LostBoyNikku: There's this Japanese Macdonalds toy that says "flesh beverage"
    s h o r e i i: the terminateor o.o *prods nate* run for california governer ship next time
    CrystalMew17: engrish 8-)
    LostBoyNikku: Six-pack?!
    s h o r e i i: XD!!
    LostBoyNikku: Me wanna see
    s h o r e i i: fresh flesh
    LinkSocarina2002: is this good for you ;o? You are Meier Link. You are misunderstood to the point of seeming evil. You are in love, and will do anything to be able to appreciate that love in peace. You're also damn sexy. :-) :o
    LinkSocarina2002: NATE
    CrystalMew17: XD
    LeanSocarina2002: X)
    LeanSocarina2002 has left the room.
    CrystalMew17: X)
    s h o r e i i: XD!
    xSt Anger 1825x: :-D
    s h o r e i i: leansocarina
    CrystalMew17: lmao
    s h o r e i i: so matt I suppose you're really clean too eh :o
    xSt Anger 1825x: ahahahhhahahahaahahha
    CrystalMew17: XD
    MyraLink: XD
    LinkSocarina2002: :-(
    LostBoyNikku: Uh, I'll brb
    LinkSocarina2002: asi :O
    CrystalMew17: XD
    LinkSocarina2002: asi answer my question :O
    xSt Anger 1825x: Sir Leansalot :-)
    MyraLink: ?
    CrystalMew17: sorry, I'm done :}
    LinkSocarina2002: is this good for you ;o? You are Meier Link. You are misunderstood to the point of seeming evil. You are in love, and will do anything to be able to appreciate that love in peace. You're also damn sexy. :-) :o
    xSt Anger 1825x: I'm not a stalker, people >:o
    LinkSocarina2002: a fellow VAer and she wouldnt show me
    CrystalMew17: Matt...NVM XD
    Y o Y o 2 3 8: Holy sweet molasses
    MyraLink: Only 1 person can have me pic!
    s h o r e i i: Well of course they're sweet zak
    xSt Anger 1825x: I showed you mine >:o
    LinkSocarina2002: you gave it to frank >:o
    Y o Y o 2 3 8: N1CF and Kayla are EXACTLY alike
    Y o Y o 2 3 8: in almost every way...
    LinkSocarina2002: ill just come up there to see you =-O
    MyraLink: It was an accident! He wanted to see my sisters costume and I was in the pic >:o
    s h o r e i i: :o
    MyraLink: NO you will not >:o
    xSt Anger 1825x: I wanna see your sister's costume!
    LinkSocarina2002: i do too :-(
    GiovanniTR316: me too :-(
    MyraLink: x.x
    LinkSocarina2002: ssend it to me on msn, asi ;-)
    xSt Anger 1825x: wtf
    Y o Y o 2 3 8: both post in magenta, both have a happy/hyper attitude, both constantly use the ^_^ smilie, and both use almost EXACTLY the same AIM font and colors, except hers is a little more purple-ish
    xSt Anger 1825x: where the **** did you come from, Mike?!
    LinkSocarina2002: someone invited him
    GiovanniTR316: Y o Y o 2 3 8: Holy sweet molasses *snicker* Sweet Mole asses
    xSt Anger 1825x: XD
    CrystalMew17: GiovanniTR316
    LinkSocarina2002: >:o
    GiovanniTR316: xSt Anger 1825x: where the **** did you come from, Mike?! Well, when my mommy and daddy loved each other very much, I poofed into existance. 'Nuff said.
    LinkSocarina2002: my brother and his friend are smoking and its giving me a headache :-(
    s h o r e i i: :-(
    xSt Anger 1825x: I didn't even see you enter!
    GiovanniTR316: :-( it's not that small!
    GiovanniTR316: Oh you mean the chat
    GiovanniTR316: Oh..
    CrystalMew17: tell them to stop, cuz smoke will make you lean :-(
    GiovanniTR316: right...
    xSt Anger 1825x: XD
    GiovanniTR316: o_O; I missed soemthing
    LinkSocarina2002: theyre smoking cigs >:o
    xSt Anger 1825x: Mike, Matt leans.
    xSt Anger 1825x: :-)
    xSt Anger 1825x: Sir Leansalot
    s h o r e i i: smoked lean matt
    s h o r e i i: interesting
    xSt Anger 1825x: LeanSocarina2002
    s h o r e i i: sounds ike a ham
    CrystalMew17: OK...*snickers* I'm donw
    xSt Anger 1825x: lmao
    LinkSocarina2002: STFU
    CrystalMew17: *done
    xSt Anger 1825x: Mr Clean!
    xSt Anger 1825x: The Beatles!
    xSt Anger 1825x: John Leanon!
    xSt Anger 1825x: :-D
    LinkSocarina2002: they have some stinkin cigs too :-(
    GiovanniTR316: *sings for Matt*LEAN ON ME...
    s h o r e i i: XO
    xSt Anger 1825x: lmao
    xSt Anger 1825x: I said that earlier, Mike
    GiovanniTR316: damn you!
    s h o r e i i: actually
    s h o r e i i: i have a leaning picture too ;x
    s h o r e i i: slightly leaning
    xSt Anger 1825x: ahahahaha
    s h o r e i i: but I don't always lean :-)
    GiovanniTR316: ya kow what
    xSt Anger 1825x: :-)
    GiovanniTR316: we should all lean Matt alone.
    xSt Anger 1825x: No, I don't kow what.
    LinkSocarina2002: ahh im going to die ;_;
    xSt Anger 1825x: XD
    MyraLink: XD
    LinkSocarina2002: i cant breathe :-(
    xSt Anger 1825x: Laughing too hard :O?
    CrystalMew17: sit right Matt :-(
    GiovanniTR316: LinkSocarina2002: i cant breathe :-( try leaning the other way :o
    xSt Anger 1825x: lmao
    s h o r e i i: No, he's a lean mean killing machlean! We can't lean him alone, he'd start leaning some more
    xSt Anger 1825x: XD
    LinkSocarina2002: no the cigarette smoke is coming through my door :-(
    xSt Anger 1825x: lmao
    xSt Anger 1825x: ahahahaahahahahahaha
    xSt Anger 1825x: aksghbeljdLEANdlzghsahb
    s h o r e i i: Maclean...
    CrystalMew17: tell your parents?
    xSt Anger 1825x: Ganglean cyst
    LinkSocarina2002: no! then my brother will kill me ::o will you stop making fun of my leaning :-(
    LinkSocarina2002: no theyre stupid
    s h o r e i i: o_O
    LinkSocarina2002: and have smelling disorders
    xSt Anger 1825x: *Smites Zak from existence*
    Y o Y o 2 3 8: :-)
    s h o r e i i: matt do you have an extraordinarily attractive nose
    xSt Anger 1825x: no, but he has smelling disorders! And leaning disorders, too.
    LinkSocarina2002: well my room is right across from my brothers >:o
    Y o Y o 2 3 8: I have orgy disorders!
    LinkSocarina2002: and thye are like *puff puff* i smell cigarette smoke hrhrhr
    xSt Anger 1825x: ahrhrhr
    s h o r e i i: XD
    Y o Y o 2 3 8: I have STFU disorders.
    LeanSocarina2002 has entered the room.
    LeanSocarina2002: *Leans*
    s h o r e i i: :o
    MyraLink: lol
    LinkSocarina2002: >:o
    LinkSocarina2002: NATE
    MyraLink: XD
    LinkSocarina2002: ADFOIGHERG
    LinkSocarina2002: AERIOGHAER
    LinkSocarina2002: gaergip
    LinkSocarina2002: aerhg
    LinkSocarina2002: erg
    xSt Anger 1825x: X)
    LeanSocarina2002: X)
    Y o Y o 2 3 8: erg
    CrystalMew17: X)
    GiovanniTR316: LinkSocarina2002: AERIOGHAER Believe it or not, that's ancient Hylian for "Lean"
    LeanSocarina2002: Lean10 8-) instead of Link 10
    CrystalMew17: someone should save this chat, lmao, put it in the topic!
    LeanSocarina2002: hylean X)
    GiovanniTR316: I'm so gonna breed my charmander.
    GiovanniTR316: I miss the fun of having Charmelean X)
    LeanSocarina2002: XD
    s h o r e i i: the slant height of a matt is represented by l
    LeanSocarina2002: pwnz.
    LinkSocarina2002: :-(
    Y o Y o 2 3 8: Keclean
    s h o r e i i: XD
    LeanSocarina2002: X) X)
    LeanSocarina2002: *Leans on Matt* So, buddy. How's it leanin'?
    Y o Y o 2 3 8: I wanna see an ep with HOT WAILORD ON SKITTY ACTION
    s h o r e i i: O_______________________________O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;
    LeanSocarina2002: You're a moron.
    GiovanniTR316: Y o Y o 2 3 8: I wanna see an ep with HOT WAILEAN ON SKITTY ACTION
    CrystalMew17: what the hell Zak
    s h o r e i i: *XD's all over the table.*
    xSt Anger 1825x: Damn
    xSt Anger 1825x: now that's a mess for the janitor ::o
    LeanSocarina2002: I think.
    GiovanniTR316: Isn't it...balean?
    MyraLink: :o
    LeanSocarina2002: THAT'S IT!
    LeanSocarina2002: lmao
    LeanSocarina2002: Balean
    s h o r e i i: baleen :o but yeah
    GiovanniTR316: s h o r e i i: baleen :o but yeah leen = lean ;o
    LinkSocarina2002: lololololol
    s h o r e i i: I know
    LinkSocarina2002: Cruption 5 (1:05:35 AM): Can I get an apology?
    s h o r e i i: yo're like frank zak because you eat stuff
    LeanSocarina2002: *Eats Manori*
    s h o r e i i: frank ate rocks, some other stuff and the anguish I was pouring on the balcony
    s h o r e i i: By the way, next time anyone is makinga search engine...
    LeanSocarina2002: *Pours idiocy all over the ground*
    GiovanniTR316: why does Jay need an apology? he's a trolling *******.
    s h o r e i i: Do not forget to add in teh Booleen factor
    GiovanniTR316: Boolean?
    LinkSocarina2002: because i called him an *** in the chat
    CrystalMew17: brb, have to feed my dog thats fat with short skinny legs =]
    s h o r e i i: *Boolean
    LeanSocarina2002: lmao
    CrystalMew17: I'm suprised she doesn't lean....
    MyraLink: XD
    s h o r e i i: If she's got skinny legs at least her legs are lean
    s h o r e i i: Anyway Matt
    s h o r e i i: I'm sorry
    s h o r e i i: but its too nice to make fun of :o
    MyraLink: Quit leaning on this joke for laughs guys!
    CrystalMew17: me too :-(
    LeanSocarina2002: hahaha
    s h o r e i i: MyraLean :x
    CrystalMew17: I said, I was sorry before
    LinkSocarina2002: llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    MyraLink: NOOO!
    LeanSocarina2002: I'm sorry too but it's funny :x
    LinkSocarina2002: lines
    s h o r e i i: well matt we apologized XD
    CrystalMew17: wth
    CrystalMew17: whats a unknown lean command
    CrystalMew17: Matt...? :O
    LinkSocarina2002: >:o
    LeanSocarina2002: lmao
    s h o r e i i: you must lean to live with that
    GiovanniTR316: hot damn. RS Pokemon in ASB.
    LeanSocarina2002: ahahhahhahahahah
    CrystalMew17: LMAO
    CrystalMew17: I am sorry Matt X'D
    s h o r e i i: How did they factor in the whatnots and whatnots? I mean the characteristics and shiz
    CrystalMew17: k..going to feed my doggie now =)
    GiovanniTR316: no characteristics yet.
    s h o r e i i: My patns have too much leant in the pockets ~_~
    GiovanniTR316: CrystalMew17: k..going to feed my doggie now =) Kibbles and bitz Lean?
    s h o r e i i: Good lord! I just remembered te name of that president
    s h o r e i i: Finally
    s h o r e i i: Cleanton....
    GiovanniTR316: XD
    s h o r e i i: (A bit of an oxymoron realy, but yeah)
    LinkSocarina2002: : (~
    s h o r e i i: (Seeing as we have to doubt his cleanness a little...)
    s h o r e i i: There was also Abraham Leancoln
    s h o r e i i: You must be feeling so proud now Matt :o
    LeanSocarina2002: cleanliness
    LinkSocarina2002: ojtejgh
    LinkSocarina2002: sstop that :-(
    LeanSocarina2002: Stop leaning!
    LeanSocarina2002: lmao
    LeanSocarina2002: that reminds me
    LeanSocarina2002: this one kid in my A&V science class fell asleep
    LeanSocarina2002: Mr. Hughes made him stand
    GiovanniTR316: LinkSocarina2002: sstop that :-( he enjoys it. It's just a leaning smile.
    LeanSocarina2002: and he kept leaning
    MyraLink: LOL
    LeanSocarina2002: and Mr. Hughes kept saying "DON'T LEAN!" like every ten seconds
    MyraLink: Ok ok I think this joke died a long time ago XD
    LeanSocarina2002: no
    LeanSocarina2002: it's still leaning towards funny
    LeanSocarina2002: :-D
    LinkSocarina2002: :-(((((((((
    LeanSocarina2002: :-(((((((((((((
    CrystalMew17: back, LOL
    CrystalMew17: :-(
    LeanSocarina2002: weleancome back
    Gamewizard007: NickChik29 [12:21 AM]: i know what happened... matt got u 2 start h8ing me NickChik29 [12:21 AM]: i know what happened... matt got u 2 start h8ing me
    Gamewizard007: NickChik29 [12:22 AM]: well... if ur gonna be a ***** 2 me then i think we have nothing left 2 say 2 each other
    GiovanniTR316: MyraLink: Ok ok I think this joke died a long time ago XD I think we need to lean away from this joke.
    Gamewizard007: she really is dense
    firerose1146: ;_;!!
    firerose1146 has entered the room.
    firerose1146: Kyle is not here.
    firerose1146: ;_;
    LeanSocarina2002: Kris!
    LeanSocarina2002: X)
    GiovanniTR316: Hi Kris :o
    CrystalMew17: HI KRISTLEAN
    Gamewizard007: hi kris
    Feztra has entered the room.
    LeanSocarina2002: We're making fun of Matt's leaning habits.
    LeanSocarina2002: Hi clark
    firerose1146: ;_; Kyle..
    s h o r e i i: hi clark :0
    CrystalMew17: what, Kyle died
    CrystalMew17: ?
    LeanSocarina2002: :0
    firerose1146: hi cool clark
    Feztra: hey :o
    GiovanniTR316: *gives Kris a Kyle Plushie*
    firerose1146: ^_^
    firerose1146: o_o
    firerose1146: BWAH >:o
    GiovanniTR316: We need to make Matt lean to keep his secrets to himself :D
    LeanSocarina2002: o_O wtf are YOU doing with a Kyle plushie, Mike?
    firerose1146: Where did Kyle go
    firerose1146: ;_;
    CrystalMew17: hm, I want to know that aswell
    LeanSocarina2002: He's leaning.
    LeanSocarina2002: *** well
    LeanSocarina2002: X)
    firerose1146: No
    CrystalMew17: well, I want to know where Mike went too ::o
    LeanSocarina2002: Hell is gonna lean loose!
    LeanSocarina2002: break*
    firerose1146 has left the room.
    LeanSocarina2002: X)
    s h o r e i i: .....
    s h o r e i i: thats not funny nate ::o
    CrystalMew17: *GASP* I WANT THIS SHIRT
    CrystalMew17: XD
    GiovanniTR316: LinkSocarina2002: yup first thing in the morning im going to take a picture without me leaning just for you, nate >:o Leaning the camera doesn't count.
    CrystalMew17: make sure to hide the pole you lean on Matt ;-)
    LeanSocarina2002: in the MORNING? You were leaning at NIGHT!
    LinkSocarina2002: see now i wont be leaning :o
    Cruption 5: You're kind of slow, Muffins.
    GiovanniTR316: We should be more leanient when yelling at Matt.
    LeanSocarina2002: Muffins
    LeanSocarina2002: lmao
    GiovanniTR316: Cruption 5: You're kind of slow, Muffins. Kind of? :o
    Cruption 5: Kind of.
    CrystalMew17: lmao, muffins :}
    s h o r e i i: was there something called Leanburgh
    CrystalMew17: hey, you are kimmi's bf right Mike?
    CrystalMew17: she lieks muffins X)
    GiovanniTR316: X)
    GiovanniTR316: yes she does.
    GiovanniTR316: Muffinshipping X)
    s h o r e i i: *Leandburgh
    LeanSocarina2002: *Goes cow-tipping*
    Cruption 5: You'll betray her soon enough.
    LeanSocarina2002: lean beef!
    CrystalMew17: *goes with Nate*
    s h o r e i i: o.o
    s h o r e i i: *goes with the wind* its tickly
    LeanSocarina2002: gone with the wind
    GiovanniTR316: Hey Jay, if I blow in your hair and rub your belly, do I get good luck? Or does it have to be one of the trolls with a jewel in their belly?
    CrystalMew17: *tips Matt* ...there :D *thumbs up* *tips a cow*
    LinkSocarina2002: dont make a lean joke out of that >:o
    LeanSocarina2002: Lean Matt alone!
    CrystalMew17: ok :'(
    LeanSocarina2002: :-D
    s h o r e i i: Maths has two things to do with lean so far
    s h o r e i i: Leanear equations and such, as well as plean figures...
    s h o r e i i: *pleane
    LeanSocarina2002: leanear pair, colleanear lines....
    s h o r e i i: Though thats stretching the lean thing a bit :o
    LeanSocarina2002: leanear lines
    Cruption 5: Muffins, you really should die. Take your advise on suicide. Well worth it for everyone in the room.
    GiovanniTR316: leanear leans.
    LinkSocarina2002: noncolleanear :O
    LeanSocarina2002: thanks Matt 8-)
    GiovanniTR316: Cruption 5: Muffins, you really should die. Take your advise on suicide. Well worth it for everyone in the room. Everyone in the room shouldn't kill themselves because it's really not going to help?
    GiovanniTR316: Or do you mean my OLD views on suicide.
    Cruption 5: Oh trust me, those views are still lingering.
    s h o r e i i: y = mx + c. Where c is the y intercept (when x = 0, y = c) and m is the gradient, rise over run, and is sometimes called matt because gradient determines how much the line leans :O
    Y o Y o 2 3 8: OMG
    LeanSocarina2002: Say something leaningful!
    Y o Y o 2 3 8: we're leaning that in school, sM
    s h o r e i i: XD
    CrystalMew17: lmao
    CrystalMew17: I leaned them last year :B
    s h o r e i i: I leaned them this year.... along with quadratic graphs, they don't lean :-(
    LeanSocarina2002: We're leaning about proofs and theorems and whatnot
    Y o Y o 2 3 8: except we call the Y intercept "b"
    LeanSocarina2002: :B
    Y o Y o 2 3 8: no c
    Y o Y o 2 3 8: *not
    s h o r e i i: Next year we'll be doing cubic graphs, and two others....
    Y o Y o 2 3 8: and we call the rise over run "slope"
    Y o Y o 2 3 8: not "gradient"... never heard that term
    LeanSocarina2002: ;o
    Y o Y o 2 3 8: but we use m
    s h o r e i i: its part of the basic standard syllabus ths year :o
    firerose1146 has entered the room.
    LeanSocarina2002: wb Kris
    s h o r e i i: linear and quadratic raphs
    CrystalMew17: hi Lean X)
    CrystalMew17: *Kris
    CrystalMew17: omg
    LinkSocarina2002: >:o
    CrystalMew17: XD
    firerose1146: O_o
    CrystalMew17: I am sorry, I'm done
    CrystalMew17: I swear
    CrystalMew17: =x
    MyraLink: LOL
    LeanSocarina2002: The keys are right next to each other!
    CrystalMew17: yeah!
    s h o r e i i: cubic, then theres one where there are two graphs and its all funky... wait
    firerose1146: -_- ok.
    GiovanniTR316: So Sam, you're positivelean done?
    firerose1146: I'm really mad
    CrystalMew17: yep, I am postiveleanly done :-)
    GiovanniTR316: *pats Kris on the head*
    s h o r e i i: Next year we might not be following the textbook though ;:o
    LeanSocarina2002: yes
    LinkSocarina2002: no >:o
    s h o r e i i: This year was good ol' trigonometry for right angled triangles, next year it'll be for ratios of 30, 60 and 45 degrees.... sine and cosine rule, etc.
    LeanSocarina2002: lets end the lean thing now
    firerose1146: Ugh.
    s h o r e i i: And wtf is thsi o_O Tangents and the Alternate Segment Theorem??
    firerose1146: I feel like killing someone :-)
    firerose1146: Why won't TPM work for me..?
    s h o r e i i: Kill Bill!
    firerose1146: um
    LinkSocarina2002: kill leansocarina please >:o
    MyraLink: lol
    firerose1146: *kills Leansorcarina*
    firerose1146: ^_^
    CrystalMew17: =-O
    Y o Y o 2 3 8: The_Missing_Lean
    s h o r e i i: AHHhhhh
    firerose1146: Could someone post a topic at UBB Help for me? I know it has nothing to do with my computer..
    Cruption 5: Departing.
    Cruption 5 has left the room.
    LeanSocarina2002: ENOUGH LEAN.

    I would edit, but not tonight.

    But this was seriously funny :wave: <--- I know it won't work ;_;

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    Originally posted by Cheesey
    shiznitobip + st0wn3d > Gligar_Man
    also, i dont use my old aim anymore, thx for rememberring...

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    <Seribi> I'll bite you!
    <Dotta> And now!!
    <Seribi> ILL BITE YOU!
    <Dotta> You threaten me!
    <Dotta> o_O
    * Seribi BITES
    <Dotta> You get no more love..
    * Dotta BITES BACK
    * Seribi moans

    <RyuSuzuki101> is anyone going to be friendly
    <Tsuzuki> Uh... no?

    <Wit`chFire> funfun. turn 'im on, then say that you have to go

    <Sephiroth_Hojo> I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is.
    <Sephiroth_Hojo> ¬_¬

    <Wit`chFire> bwahahahaha! PHEAR my teenage woman driving! XD
    <Amras> lol
    <Wit`chFire> XD!
    <Amras> Phear my teenage man driving!
    <Wit`chFire> o_O;
    <Wit`chFire> i phear...



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    Originally posted by Gligar_Man
    also, i dont use my old aim anymore, thx for rememberring...
    No duh =P I was saying so because there are a few logs with that name in it. As you might've noticed I put quite a few inactive names on there just to make sure everyone knew who everyone was.

    darkpyromagician: >:o You dirty birch!
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    Chaos X EFx: Mom was going to name me something weird like Octavius *die*
    Chaos X EFx: I'd be like "I hope you die =D"
    daShiRa X: like Charlotte..... >_<, or Chelsea
    daShiRa X: whats wrong with the name octavius >=o
    Chaos X EFx: Octavius, Ignatius, Rex
    Chaos X EFx: x_x
    daShiRa X: O_o?
    Chaos X EFx: I hate it x_o
    daShiRa X: lol
    daShiRa X: yeah it's a pretty bad name
    Chaos X EFx: I'd be slaughtered in school :|
    daShiRa X: but he was cool =<
    Chaos X EFx: IGNATIUS X_X
    daShiRa X: i wish my parents had kept the original spelling of my name
    Chaos X EFx: Hey, you could still shorten that to Nate though 8)
    daShiRa X: you know
    Chaos X EFx: or Iggy X)
    daShiRa X: i dunno how to spell my middle name
    Chaos X EFx: o_O
    Chaos X EFx: lmao
    Chaos X EFx: what is it?
    daShiRa X: uhh
    daShiRa X: let me ask


    Me = Chaos XEFx and daShiRa X = Dashira. Quite funny that she didn't know her own middle name


    Ahh here's another good one X)


    s h o r e i i: my mum almost saw this chat window XO
    s h o r e i i: *goes to watch saiyuki reload* pls let the songs be nice.
    shazza4life: why would you care if she saw it
    shazza4life: you whining *****
    s h o r e i i: because she'd tell my brother to lock the computer if she saw what was going on
    shazza4life:
    s h o r e i i: and I wouldn't get to do jack on the computer unless I did a few billion chores for her
    shazza4life: all we are discussing about is how i suck zak cocks
    shazza4life: *zaks ****
    s h o r e i i: well she'd think you guys were pedophiles or some crap like that -_-
    shazza4life: lol
    shazza4life: we are
    Gamewizard007 has left the room.
    s h o r e i i: hoho
    shazza4life: we want to rape y ou
    s h o r e i i: i am so scared
    shazza4life: good
    s h o r e i i: aaaaahhhhhhh oh no i gave you my address and i think you are watching me from my window o_o
    shazza4life: i am
    shazza4life: :-)
    s h o r e i i: because you're actually my next door neighbour
    shazza4life: yes
    s h o r e i i: WTH.... I am just going to go watch 30 minutes of crap now bye
    s h o r e i i has left the room.

    EDIT: Do I sense a budding Bash.org˛ here? NOS!!
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    <Usagi_Tsukino> i "wet" the bed XD
    * Demonic-Sesshoumaru steals Usagi's bed >.>
    * Demonic-Sesshoumaru sneaks off.
    <Usagi_Tsukino> THATS MY BED!
    <Usagi_Tsukino> it has my wet on it
    <Usagi_Tsukino> give it back!
    * Demonic-Sesshoumaru gives the bed back but steals the sheets.
    <Usagi_Tsukino> gimme back da sheetz 2

    <Telana> wb, Angie-sama
    <Kagura> ty..
    <Mimiru> moo
    <Telana> yw
    <Kagura> moo?
    <Mimiru> MOO!
    <Mimiru> YEA!
    <Mimiru> WOOHOO!
    <Mimiru> DO THE MOO!
    <Kagura> ...woof. >>;
    <Mimiru> dont mind me im just....not...sane
    <Kagura> neither am i.
    <Mimiru> YAY!
    <Mimiru> A FELLOW INSANER!
    <Telana> i don't know anyone who really IS sane..
    <Mimiru> i think anyway

    <Kagura> gotta milk dud...anyone want it? Xx;;; doggeh shouldn't get it.
    <Kagura> doggeh won't get it! back doggeh, back from da milk duds!
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    Originally posted by Systematic Revolution
    Ahh here's another good one X)


    s h o r e i i: my mum almost saw this chat window XO
    s h o r e i i: *goes to watch saiyuki reload* pls let the songs be nice.
    shazza4life: why would you care if she saw it
    shazza4life: you whining *****
    s h o r e i i: because she'd tell my brother to lock the computer if she saw what was going on
    shazza4life:
    s h o r e i i: and I wouldn't get to do jack on the computer unless I did a few billion chores for her
    shazza4life: all we are discussing about is how i suck zak cocks
    shazza4life: *zaks ****
    s h o r e i i: well she'd think you guys were pedophiles or some crap like that -_-
    shazza4life: lol
    shazza4life: we are
    Gamewizard007 has left the room.
    s h o r e i i: hoho
    shazza4life: we want to rape y ou
    s h o r e i i: i am so scared
    shazza4life: good
    s h o r e i i: aaaaahhhhhhh oh no i gave you my address and i think you are watching me from my window o_o
    shazza4life: i am
    shazza4life: :-)
    s h o r e i i: because you're actually my next door neighbour
    shazza4life: yes
    s h o r e i i: WTH.... I am just going to go watch 30 minutes of crap now bye
    s h o r e i i has left the room.

    EDIT: Do I sense a budding Bash.org˛ here? NOS!!
    What is all of that supposed to be about?! And FYI, Shazza is spying on your house next. ;(

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    I think I'll dedicate a post to ridiculous questions asked by Kyle.

    Today I'll start with...


    1. darkprince dk: Hey, is it possible for pyramids to exist in a desert that isn't hot?
    2. darkprince dk: Can a Chikorita wear earrings?
    3. darkprince dk: Hey, just wondering, but if a Pokemon with the Levitate can use Dig, and uses Dig in a battle, would it be immune to Ground attacks?

    4.darkprince dk: I'm just trying to figure out whether or not Slugma/Magcargo would be good Pokemon in a desert...
    Lady Vulpix G: They don't need much water to survive and they resist temperature variations, so they probably would.
    darkprince dk: For a moment, I thought they would not be too good in a desert because of the fact one (or both) of them can harden if it stops moving...
    More ridiculous questions coming soon (as soon as he asks them, that is).

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    Just poking fun at the KKK, no offense to darker skinned people intended, hope you get a laugh.

    Deck Knight (11:28:09 PM): "In news today, white power activists bought out K-Mart for new headquarters, and renamed it KKK-Mart"
    TyrantDraGon14 (11:28:15 PM): o_O
    MyraLink (11:28:30 PM): XD now thats messed up
    MyraLink (11:28:56 PM): I hope my computer automatically sets the clock back cause Im lazy XD
    Deck Knight (11:29:02 PM): KKK-Marts are popping up all over the country, selling groceries and anti-black paraphanalia, as well as crosses and matches at rock-bottom prices.
    (11:29:04 PM) IEnomis has left the room.
    MyraLink (11:29:20 PM): Where do you get this stuff?? LOL
    PunkPanda87 (11:29:36 PM): HELP some random IMed me and they know my school :-(
    PunkPanda87 (11:29:39 PM): *HALP
    TyrantDraGon14 (11:29:40 PM): o.0
    LinkSocarina2002 (11:29:47 PM): :o
    LinkSocarina2002 (11:29:48 PM): :o
    MyraLink (11:29:48 PM): :OOOO
    Deck Knight (11:29:56 PM): KKK-Mart is expected to be a big hit, unless you are black, in which case, stay far away, they have cloaked security guards standing by
    MyraLink (11:30:22 PM): K marts a dirty place even without the other 2 K's lol
    PunkPanda87 (11:30:29 PM): now they're asking for my last name wtf :-(
    TyrantDraGon14 (11:30:39 PM): Warn them
    pokemasterfrank (11:30:41 PM): Tell them its Harville :o
    PunkPanda87 (11:30:50 PM): lol
    LinkSocarina2002 (11:30:56 PM): :o
    Deck Knight (11:31:01 PM): KKK-Marts have been accused of dealing Swords, Guns, and other violent weapons, but noone has pressed charges, since anyone who has sued has died a mysterious death. Also for sale are white and black cloaks,
    LinkSocarina2002 (11:31:10 PM): tell them your last name is white
    pokemasterfrank (11:31:10 PM): And if they don't know your first name, its Matt :O
    pokemasterfrank (11:31:15 PM): XD
    MyraLink (11:31:19 PM): lol
    pokemasterfrank (11:31:25 PM): S. White :O
    Deck Knight (11:31:36 PM): as well as patches for your uniforms. Stating "KKK-Mart, for all your racist bastard needs, at a price thats right".
    MyraLink (11:31:39 PM): -.-() Frank lol
    TyrantDraGon14 (11:31:44 PM): lol
    MyraLink (11:31:51 PM): LOL!
    MyraLink (11:32:00 PM): Racist bastard needs! XD
    TyrantDraGon14 (11:32:10 PM): lol
    Y o Y o 2 3 8 (11:32:13 PM): Suzie's last name is White :o
    MyraLink (11:32:25 PM): :OOO
    MyraLink (11:32:29 PM): Is it really? LOL
    LinkSocarina2002 (11:32:30 PM): duh ;o thats where i got it from
    pokemasterfrank (11:32:36 PM): Zak, your a bit slow -_-
    pokemasterfrank (11:32:42 PM): pokemasterfrank (8:37:21 PM): S. White :O <-----
    Deck Knight (11:32:52 PM): Other phrases are: "White is Might, so we fight", and "What'Chu talkin' bout Willis".
    MyraLink (11:32:54 PM): I thought Frank was sayin Snow White XD ^-^()
    pokemasterfrank (11:32:59 PM): >_>
    TyrantDraGon14 (11:33:00 PM): lol
    Voodoo x Moon (11:33:03 PM): xD
    Y o Y o 2 3 8 (11:33:09 PM): lmao
    LinkSocarina2002 (11:33:56 PM): chelsea is saying poptarts suck :o
    TyrantDraGon14 (11:34:02 PM): o.0
    MyraLink (11:34:05 PM): o.O?
    PunkPanda87 (11:34:05 PM): POPTARTSROX!
    PunkPanda87 (11:34:10 PM): XD
    MyraLink (11:34:20 PM): Im hungry now :O
    Deck Knight (11:34:28 PM): "Sources indicate that they also sell only one kind of chocolate, White Chocolate. And they also have De-tanning booths, to make your skin pale and smooth. In short, KKK-Mart is soon to be a hit franchise"
    PunkPanda87 (11:34:33 PM): omg we could call suzie snow white
    MyraLink (11:34:35 PM): XD!
    PunkPanda87 (11:34:47 PM): yay!
    MyraLink (11:34:48 PM): Brian thats good, no more advertising lol
    TyrantDraGon14 (11:34:58 PM): lol
    Y o Y o 2 3 8 (11:34:58 PM): POPTARDSROX
    LinkSocarina2002 (11:34:58 PM): is snow white that movie where the slutty girl ate the apple from that pedophile?
    MyraLink (11:35:04 PM): XD!!!!
    MyraLink (11:35:09 PM): Yes Matt
    TyrantDraGon14 (11:35:10 PM): lol
    MyraLink (11:35:13 PM): Yes it is
    Y o Y o 2 3 8 (11:35:22 PM): next time you see her, call her Poptard
    MyraLink (11:35:27 PM): And then she lived with 7 pimps
    Deck Knight (11:35:36 PM): "The KKK-Mart motto is Service for whites wherever you are, racist batards we are by far, come in our store and save a lot, unless you're black, then you'll get shot."
    LinkSocarina2002 (11:35:37 PM): :O
    MyraLink (11:35:42 PM): That enslaved her in a zoo of woodland creatures
    TyrantDraGon14 (11:36:05 PM): What about teh Yellow People? :O
    MyraLink (11:36:08 PM): And made her cook and clean for them cause they were too damn short and lazy to do it themselves
    MyraLink (11:36:14 PM): lol
    Deck Knight (11:36:19 PM): Well, thats enough being silly
    LinkSocarina2002 (11:36:26 PM): burp
    MyraLink (11:36:30 PM): I should be a storyteller for children in the library ^v^
    TyrantDraGon14 (11:36:34 PM): lol
    PunkPanda87 (11:36:38 PM): you should!
    LinkSocarina2002 (11:36:40 PM): im glad i dont live near you then, asi ;o
    MyraLink (11:36:41 PM): LOL
    MyraLink (11:36:53 PM): Me too Matt, me too LOL
    PunkPanda87 (11:36:55 PM): the kids'd be like 'O_O'
    LinkSocarina2002 (11:36:58 PM): >:o
    LinkSocarina2002 (11:37:08 PM): you better be glad im not taking a trip to northern VA >:o
    TyrantDraGon14 (11:37:13 PM): lol
    MyraLink (11:37:20 PM): And Ill be like ok next we have sleeping beauty, all she did was sit on her lazy *** waiting for her man to come
    TyrantDraGon14 (11:37:29 PM): ;p;
    TyrantDraGon14 (11:37:33 PM): oo
    TyrantDraGon14 (11:37:36 PM): *lol
    LinkSocarina2002 (11:37:43 PM): and her period struck during her sleep
    MyraLink (11:37:57 PM): She just layed in bed all day while her house fell apart around her cause she was so overdependant LOL
    LinkSocarina2002 (11:37:57 PM): and then when the prince came he yelled and ran away for a man instead
    LinkSocarina2002 (11:38:00 PM): the end.
    MyraLink (11:38:01 PM): LOL!
    TyrantDraGon14 (11:38:06 PM): lol
    MyraLink (11:38:06 PM): Go Matt!
    MyraLink (11:38:13 PM): Ew lol
    PunkPanda87 (11:38:22 PM): you two'd make a good team
    (11:38:25 PM) ken dawg 528 has left the room.
    MyraLink (11:38:30 PM): Dude thats even eviller than me
    MyraLink (11:38:37 PM): No thats ok lol
    Deck Knight (11:38:41 PM): Eviller than "KKK-Mart?"
    MyraLink (11:38:46 PM): :O
    MyraLink (11:38:48 PM): Well
    TyrantDraGon14 (11:38:51 PM): bbl
    MyraLink (11:38:54 PM): Thats kinda a tough one
    MyraLink (11:38:56 PM): lol

  12. #172

    Default Quotes From a Nuthouse

    Denisu_Sake_ : Okay I understand not likeing Digimon, Transformers, and O.... but why Zoids and Yu-Gi-Oh
    Kage_Ikagaide : Because they suck
    Denisu_Sake_ : *back hands Noah with his Girlfriend's Tennis Racket of pain*
    Denisu_Sake_ : No they do not!

    <Wit`chFire> chuckles* feel the burn baby?
    <Wit`chFire> burn? more like sharp, piercing pain in my ***...>>;

    <Chi> Lighter!
    <Shinu> -tosses one-
    <Chi> WOO
    <Chi> -gets smacked in the forehead-
    <Chi> @_@
    <Chi> -picks up the lighter, tosses it into the wood pile-
    <Chi> ....
    <Chi> It's not lightin'!
    <Shinu> -points n laffs-
    <Shinu> ...
    <Chi> Shinu-sama!
    <Chi> Yer lighter is crap!
    <Shinu> it a zippo
    <Mimiru> ...
    <Shinu> XD
    <Chi> XD
    <Chi> -grabs a match box-
    <Mimiru> --;
    <Chi> -takes one out, lights it, sets the box on fire-
    <Chi> -tosses in the box-
    <Shinu> -gets out two sticks o dynomite...rubs 'em together-
    <Chi> wheeeee-*BOOM*

    * Inuyasha air guitars "You'd even forcefeed a diabetic a candy cane! You... can go to Hell."

    * Chi pokes one of her blood reddish wings
    * Rouko pokes Chi with one of his black wings "poke"
    * Chi falls over an' dies
    <Chi> x____x
    <Chi> ...Shinu-sama, can blood die?
    <Shinu> iie.
    <Shinu> it just spills
    <Chi> ou....
    * Chi spills, then
    * Rouko raises an eyebrow
    <Rouko> Cleanup in isle three

    <Shinu> mitochondria!
    <Shinu> >>;
    <Chi> o_o
    <Chi> -swats-
    <Chi> -___-()



  13. #173
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    Default TMI...

    Y o Y o 2 3 8 (12:53:52 PM): I've played before, and I'm actually pretty good.... and for your information, Ken plays it
    KazdaCabbit (12:53:58 PM): I play it
    KazdaCabbit (12:54:00 PM): Ken cheats
    Kaotix2K3 (12:54:01 PM): We knew that, I think :O
    daShiRa X (12:54:06 PM): ken is a poofy X)
    EgroegSirhc (12:54:11 PM): BLAIRGOWRIE Hill Primary School Upper Allan Street, Blairgowrie, PH10 6HL 01250 872815
    KazdaCabbit (12:54:12 PM): he has an exceptionally long *****, and, thus, can pwn the game with three legs
    EgroegSirhc (12:54:22 PM): o_o
    Y o Y o 2 3 8 (12:54:23 PM): sexist
    KazdaCabbit (12:54:27 PM): not
    KazdaCabbit (12:54:34 PM): I play it and pwn
    Y o Y o 2 3 8 (12:54:38 PM): mine's longer
    KazdaCabbit (12:54:42 PM): XD
    KazdaCabbit (12:54:45 PM): you wish
    daShiRa X (12:54:47 PM): tmdi
    KazdaCabbit (12:54:53 PM): nedi
    Y o Y o 2 3 8 (12:54:57 PM): but I don't use it to play DDR
    Kaotix2K3 (12:54:57 PM): Zak: tmi :O
    KazdaCabbit (12:55:02 PM): you lie
    Kaotix2K3 (12:55:02 PM): :x

    Well, now we know what Zak does with his ***** OTHER than the "normal" things males usually do with it :X

    -$∑@π

  14. #174

    Default Quotes From a Nuthouse

    * Buritoni tells Shinu to scoot over
    <Buritoni> scoot scoot
    <Shinu> iie.
    <Buritoni> hai.
    <Buritoni> scoot.
    <Buritoni> make room. please?
    <Shinu> iie. i'm fine.
    <Rouko> Just sit on someone
    <Shinu> moving would make me not fine.
    <Buritoni> fione. *sits on floor*

    mewmaster0: must you disagree with everything I say?
    crimsonumbra: Yes
    mewmaster0: okay... just checking

    * Endymion kisses Sines' forehead, "Come, be damned with me."

    <Ran> * Elarion was kicked by Ryainken (Light a candle for the sinners, set the

    world on fire. · 67)

    mewmaster0: I ducktaped your head about 10-15 lines up baldy
    mewmaster0: *gets fake eyebrows and puts them on*
    crimsonumbra: **Rereads**
    crimsonumbra: Fekker

    <Shinu> blargle. brb.
    * Rouko chuckles "Ewoks"
    <Shinu> ...ewoks? Oo;
    <Rouko> Yes
    <Rouko> Didn't you see them in the old Star Wars movies?
    <Shinu> ...when i was ten. >>;
    <Rouko> They would always add "argle" at the end of stuff
    <Rouko> Especially "nyargle"
    <Shinu> ...COOL!
    <Rouko> lol
    <Rouko> Yush
    <Shinu> ^__^
    <Shinu> ...ewok regged u.u
    <Rouko> lol
    <Rouko> What about Chibi_Ewok
    <Rouko>
    <Shinu> o___o CHIBI!!!!
    <Shinu> ...whoo. sugar high. @_@
    <Rouko> lol
    <Shinu> choco theme! -dances-
    * Rouko does da chibi dance of candy
    <Shinu> -tosses candy to the stage-
    * Rouko does da chibi pole dance of candy
    <Shinu> XD
    <Shinu> -tosses more candy-

    * Rouko is tempted to go to one of the AC churches in town wearing a large black

    cloak, a black shirt, black jeans, and black boots
    <Chi> ...
    <Chi> Do it
    <Chi> Do it
    <Chi> Do it
    <Rouko> lol
    <Chi> -chants-
    <Rouko> I need a cloak first
    <Chi> I have one.... but it's mine... mine!! Mine I tell you! MINE!!!!
    <Chi> BUWAHAHAHAHAAA-*coughs*
    <Chi> Xx
    <Chi> And anyway, I'm really short. @_@
    <Rouko> lol
    <Rouko> I'm 6' tall and growing
    <Chi> .....
    * Rouko does da chibi dance of tallness
    * Chi looks waaaaaay up
    * Chi falls over backwards
    <Chi> @_@
    <Chi> Shrink!
    <Rouko> lol
    <Rouko> How tall are you?
    <Chi> No, seriously. ><
    <Chi> Phear me and my 5'2"-ness.
    <Chi> -pose-
    <Rouko> My ex is 5' even
    <Rouko>
    <Chi> o.o
    <Chi> ...
    <Chi> WOO
    <Chi> I don't feel as short!
    <Chi> ..
    <Chi> .Wait.. how old is she?
    <Rouko> I think she just turned 15
    <Chi> ...
    <Chi> Woo!
    <Rouko> lol
    <Chi> I don't feel as short!

    <Serge`> I've learned that the most awful ting is loving someone and them being

    doubtful toward it
    <Zerkeh-Ultrin> o-o
    <Zerkeh-Ultrin> Serge` has feelings? >.>

    <Anne_Marie> Puppy... if I weren't retarded, I'd almost think you were attempting to flirt...



  15. #175
    WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB! Elite Trainer
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    Default Quotes From a Nuthouse

    First, a little note:

    Kage, from my understanding, this is meant for quotes from the AIM chatroom "ummmm," not whatever chat quotes you find lying around, especially from an IRC channel.

    With that out of the way, here's a little amusing thing that occured after I "ignored" Matt (LinkSocarina2002) when I really didn't. And neither did I later ignore Anthony. It wasn't until after this string that I really ignored them.

    [22:00:22] Sacherry Weirdo: DWAOL
    [22:00:23] AnthonyChaos17: XD
    [22:00:39] Sacherry Weirdo: AOL SUCKS
    [22:00:48] Sableye DG: AOL never loads, use IE >:O
    [22:00:49] AnthonyChaos17: Like you,ach xP
    [22:00:53] AnthonyChaos17: Sach*
    [22:00:56] AnthonyChaos17: x_x;
    [22:01:14] AnthonyChaos17: AOL Makes me spell evrything wrogn =(
    [22:01:16] Voodoo x Moon: AOL's a bitca. xD
    [22:01:16] AnthonyChaos17: See ;.;
    [22:01:20] AnthonyChaos17: Yes >:3
    [22:01:22] crA IG Tp M: that damn APL
    [22:01:23] Sacherry Weirdo: i DoN't LiKe TyPiNg In CaPs FoR eVeRy OtHeR lEtTeR!
    [22:01:23] AnthonyChaos17: wrong*
    [22:01:34] Sableye DG: then don't >:O
    [22:01:37] AnthonyChaos17: I dO iT's FuN!
    [22:01:40] Voodoo x Moon: xD
    [22:01:44] Sableye DG: ~_~
    [22:01:45] Sacherry Weirdo: AnthonyChaos17 (9:59:46 PM): Like you,ach xP - only with your mom!
    [22:01:49] crA IG Tp M: FuN fUn FuN
    [22:01:55] AnthonyChaos17: ThIs StYlE rAwKs!
    [22:02:01] crA IG Tp M: no it doesn't.
    <IEnomis has left (22:02:03)>
    [22:02:04] Sacherry Weirdo: DuH
    [22:02:06] AnthonyChaos17: YeS!
    [22:02:08] Sacherry Weirdo: No
    [22:02:17] AnthonyChaos17: It So DoEs xD
    [22:02:23] Sacherry Weirdo: Not Really
    [22:02:24] User Of Sarcasm: i LOVE WHEN YOU DON'T REALISE WHEN THE CAPS LOCK IS ON AND YOUR MESSAGES COME OUT INVERTED IN SIZE, i THINK THAT IS FUNNY...
    [22:02:37] Sableye DG: *ignores Anthong as well* ~_~' that's 2 on the list so far
    [22:02:37] crA IG Tp M: lIKE THIS?
    [22:02:43] AnthonyChaos17: eAMON THAT NEVER HAPPENS --;
    [22:02:44] User Of Sarcasm: yEAH
    [22:02:49] User Of Sarcasm: ieNOMIS left
    [22:02:50] AnthonyChaos17: o_O;;
    [22:02:53] crA IG Tp M: :<
    [22:02:55] AnthonyChaos17: Simone :o
    [22:02:56] Sacherry Weirdo: WHATEVER WHY DO YOU ALL LIKE TYPING IN CAPS I MEAN I never TYPE IN CAPS!!! :-d
    [22:02:59] AnthonyChaos17: Sunibe*
    [22:03:07] LinkSocarina2002: lol mike is such a drama queen
    [22:03:17] AnthonyChaos17: Muwaha
    [22:03:21] AnthonyChaos17: I hope he ignored me
    [22:03:25] LinkSocarina2002: he did ;o
    [22:03:28] Sableye DG: mmm, OC ReMix :D
    [22:03:29] LinkSocarina2002: thats why hes a drama queen
    [22:03:34] AnthonyChaos17: So that he won't have to hear hat I say about him behind his back >:}
    <Syberia X has left (22:03:35)>
    [22:03:44] Sableye DG: *pokes chat*
    [22:03:45] LinkSocarina2002: oh yeah ^5
    [22:03:51] AnthonyChaos17: *Says something About Mike behind hios back* >:}
    [22:03:53] AnthonyChaos17: ^5
    [22:03:59] AnthonyChaos17: his*
    [22:03:59] AnthonyChaos17: XD
    [22:04:01] Voodoo x Moon: xD
    [22:04:08] User Of Sarcasm: Anyone here played the TCG for GBC lately?
    [22:04:11] AnthonyChaos17: I aer not speel :B
    [22:04:15] Sableye DG: TCG?
    [22:04:16] Sableye DG: oh
    [22:04:17] User Of Sarcasm: I'm in the mood to start a new game in it
    [22:04:21] LinkSocarina2002: hi amanda ;)
    [22:04:31] Sableye DG: for gbC
    [22:04:36] Sableye DG: yes, I have :o
    [22:04:36] LinkSocarina2002: thats what he said?
    <EvileSquirrel17 has joined (22:04:43)>
    [22:04:51] EvileSquirrel17: Mike you suck =(
    [22:04:56] Voodoo x Moon: *pokes Matt* O_o
    [22:05:00] User Of Sarcasm: I think it's one of the best pkmn games...it's unpredictable
    [22:05:06] Sableye DG: lol, yeah
    [22:05:08] LinkSocarina2002: cheesey for eat!
    [22:05:13] Voodoo x Moon: *thwaps*
    [22:05:14] EvileSquirrel17: :O!
    [22:05:15] Sableye DG: it sucks that it never went far...
    [22:05:21] EvileSquirrel17: >:O
    [22:05:24] User Of Sarcasm: yeah
    [22:05:25] Sableye DG: they need to re-make it for GBC
    [22:05:26] EvileSquirrel17: Matt >:O!
    [22:05:28] Sableye DG: *GBA
    [22:05:31] Sableye DG: x_x'
    [22:05:34] LinkSocarina2002: you can have a piece of him too, amanda ;)
    [22:05:37] Sableye DG: =-O
    [22:05:39] EvileSquirrel17: xD
    [22:05:39] Voodoo x Moon: o_o;
    [22:05:40] User Of Sarcasm: there should have been a TCG2 and TCG3 for the newer pokes
    [22:05:42] Sableye DG: and use the eReader!
    [22:05:48] Sableye DG: yes! 8-)
    [22:05:52] EvileSquirrel17: =-o111oneone11!1
    [22:05:59] EvileSquirrel17: g00d Idea!
    [22:06:17] Sableye DG: Pokémon TCG for GBA...using the eReader to scan the cards 8-)
    [22:06:17] LinkSocarina2002: lol anthong get ignored on that name too ;)
    [22:06:29] EvileSquirrel17: I dun care
    [22:06:30] User Of Sarcasm: Didn't they realise the TCG did well?
    [22:06:33] User Of Sarcasm: asses
    [22:06:39] EvileSquirrel17: If mike was important it would make me sad
    [22:06:42] EvileSquirrel17: But he's not
    [22:06:43] EvileSquirrel17: So =D
    [22:07:12] Sableye DG: yah...TCG was actually okay
    [22:07:13] LinkSocarina2002: *bug walks by* mike: *ignores* theres another on the list of ignored people ~_~'''''''''''''''''''
    [22:07:21] EvileSquirrel17: xD
    [22:07:23] Sableye DG: mind, it's not as good as M:tG
    [22:07:32] Sableye DG: no TCG will ever be as good as M:tG
    [22:07:35] EvileSquirrel17: I wonder if he notices the chat is dead to him xP
    [22:07:47] LinkSocarina2002: lol hes just talking to himself ;>
    [22:07:51] EvileSquirrel17: Yes XD
    [22:07:56] EvileSquirrel17: Lets ignore Mike 8D
    [22:08:05] EvileSquirrel17: Out of spite
    [22:08:08] EvileSquirrel17: >8D
    [22:08:20] Sableye DG: hm
    [22:08:21] EvileSquirrel17: woo
    [22:08:22] LinkSocarina2002: its not like he says anything important ;o
    [22:08:44] Sableye DG: Braving Tal Tal Heights
    [22:08:51] Sableye DG: sw33t ReMix :}
    [22:09:05] Sableye DG: 5 stars on iTunes for me
    [22:09:10] EvileSquirrel17: xDD
    <Y o Y o 2 3 8 has left (22:09:35)>
    [22:09:43] x St Anger1825 x: iTunes kicks *** :-)
    [22:09:52] EvileSquirrel17: Yah
    [22:10:04] Voodoo x Moon: My foot's asleep. o_o
    [22:10:10] x St Anger1825 x: o_o
    [22:10:10] Muyotwo: *pokes Nate*
    [22:10:11] AnthonyChaos17: Aw =(
    [22:10:12] LinkSocarina2002: All that has been, all that's to be. No tomorrow, the demise of sanity!!
    [22:10:13] Sableye DG: yes, it does, Nate
    [22:10:15] x St Anger1825 x: *Topples over*
    [22:10:30] x St Anger1825 x: So muyo becomes active in the chat just to poke me >:o
    [22:10:35] Muyotwo: =D
    [22:10:47] Sableye DG: I've been using it since at the latest version 2 :o
    [22:10:51] x St Anger1825 x: ; ;
    [22:10:57] Sableye DG: I think I even used v.1 :o
    [22:11:08] Sableye DG: now we're on 4, and it r0x ^_^
    [22:11:20] x St Anger1825 x: yes it odes
    [22:11:21] x St Anger1825 x: does*
    [22:11:27] EvileSquirrel17: :P
    [22:11:42] Sableye DG: =-O
    [22:11:42] Voodoo x Moon: *pokes Nate*
    [22:11:49] x St Anger1825 x: ;_;
    [22:11:56] x St Anger1825 x: *gets sledgehammer*
    [22:11:57] Sableye DG: I don't believe this..
    [22:12:04] Sableye DG: a FFXI ad...
    [22:12:07] Sableye DG: on AIM?!?!
    [22:12:08] Sacherry Weirdo: rwotm - archery
    [22:12:17] Voodoo x Moon: O_o; *hides*
    [22:12:17] x St Anger1825 x: yep
    [22:12:17] x St Anger1825 x: lol
    [22:12:27] x St Anger1825 x: Except
    [22:12:30] x St Anger1825 x: I use DeadAIM
    [22:12:32] x St Anger1825 x: no ads for me 8-)
    [22:12:33] Muyotwo: *pokes sledgehammer*
    [22:12:42] x St Anger1825 x: *Bludgeons*
    [22:12:52] Sableye DG: well, I only use AIM for one thing, so it's not my main app
    <EvileSquirrel17 has left (22:12:54)>
    [22:12:56] x St Anger1825 x: mhm
    [22:12:59] User Of Sarcasm: well...i'm off to bed, i'll see you all tomorrow ^^
    [22:13:02] x St Anger1825 x: DeadAIM rox0rz
    [22:13:03] Sableye DG: cya
    [22:13:05] x St Anger1825 x: Later Eamon :o
    [22:13:06] Sableye DG: but wait
    [22:13:06] x St Anger1825 x: night
    [22:13:08] AnthonyChaos17: BAI >:o!
    [22:13:15] Voodoo x Moon: Bye!
    [22:13:20] User Of Sarcasm: ; ) bye
    [22:13:22] Sableye DG: Eamon: what do you think of Clark's latest post?
    [22:13:25] x St Anger1825 x: ; )
    [22:13:27] LinkSocarina2002: bye eamon :-*
    [22:13:32] AnthonyChaos17: This is where yo leave Mike :p
    [22:13:35] User Of Sarcasm: it's not offensive to me XD *shrug*
    [22:13:51] Sableye DG: heh
    [22:13:52] x St Anger1825 x: Clark as in Ace?
    [22:13:52] firerose1146: I saw Clark's latest post o_o
    [22:13:55] Sableye DG: yes
    [22:13:57] AnthonyChaos17: oops :o
    [22:14:01] AnthonyChaos17: got confuzzled
    [22:14:01] x St Anger1825 x: linkage plz :O
    [22:14:01] PunkPanda87: it's sad when your friend can't spell 'special' :-\
    [22:14:03] AnthonyChaos17: 8D
    [22:14:04] firerose1146: wait
    [22:14:10] Sableye DG: lol
    [22:14:11] User Of Sarcasm: why? what did you interpret (sp?) as?
    [22:14:11] x St Anger1825 x: speshil 8-)
    [22:14:13] firerose1146: give me the link to the tpm thingy for LJ
    [22:14:14] AnthonyChaos17: XD
    [22:14:14] firerose1146: ;-;
    [22:14:18] AnthonyChaos17: Speshul >;3
    [22:14:18] x St Anger1825 x: speshle 8-)
    [22:14:25] x St Anger1825 x: Kris, you can access TPM now?
    [22:14:25] PunkPanda87: spetial
    [22:14:25] Sableye DG: I interpreted it as him calling us lazy
    [22:14:26] User Of Sarcasm: www.livejournal.com/community/tpm_forum
    [22:14:27] Sableye DG: and stupid
    [22:14:28] PunkPanda87: lmao
    [22:14:31] AnthonyChaos17: XD
    [22:14:33] User Of Sarcasm: lol
    [22:14:37] User Of Sarcasm: well we are
    [22:14:38] firerose1146: LIVEJOURNAL :P
    [22:14:40] User Of Sarcasm: XD j/k
    [22:14:40] AnthonyChaos17: 54321
    [22:14:40] User Of Sarcasm: night
    [22:14:44] x St Anger1825 x: ohh
    [22:14:52] LinkSocarina2002: =O
    [22:14:52] x St Anger1825 x: night eamon :O
    [22:14:56] firerose1146: night!
    [22:14:59] firerose1146: brb
    <firerose1146 has left (22:14:59)>
    [22:15:02] x St Anger1825 x: k
    [22:15:03] x St Anger1825 x: ;o
    [22:15:05] User Of Sarcasm: ;)
    <User Of Sarcasm has left (22:15:06)>
    [22:15:25] LinkSocarina2002: this person shat their shoe :o
    [22:15:31] x St Anger1825 x: o0;
    [22:15:48] Sableye DG: hm, yep
    [22:15:55] Sableye DG: time to post in the nuthouse :D
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    Originally posted by VirtualPlay
    First, a little note:

    Kage, from my understanding, this is meant for quotes from the AIM chatroom "ummmm," not whatever chat quotes you find lying around, especially from an IRC channel.
    Err that doesn't really seem fair to people who don't use AIM. I see no reason why it shouldn't be allowed.

    lmao @ Gabi. Keep posting them, they crack me up.

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    OnlineHost: “OodooV x nooM” has entered the room.
    EgroegSirhc: o_O;
    OodooV x nooM: xD
    Voodoo x Moon: xD
    OodooV x nooM: Hello, Chris.
    EgroegSirhc: Hi :O
    OodooV x nooM: Wow. Kabuki just jumped on me. ._o;
    EgroegSirhc: Kabuki's like that :x
    OodooV x nooM: Chris, do you like my new name? xD
    EgroegSirhc: 'tis lovely. xD
    OodooV x nooM: Thank you. xD
    OodooV x nooM: Merf. Kabuki left. xD
    EgroegSirhc: *pokes Kabuki*
    OodooV x nooM: xD
    Voodoo x Moon: *poke*
    OnlineHost: “AnthonyChaos17” has entered the room.
    AnthonyChaos17: Ho
    Voodoo x Moon: Hi Anthony. xD
    AnthonyChaos17: Hi*
    AnthonyChaos17: x_x
    Voodoo x Moon: xD
    AnthonyChaos17: Hello
    AnthonyChaos17: XD
    EgroegSirhc: Hey Anthong
    OodooV x nooM: Sup Chris?
    OodooV x nooM: dammit
    OodooV x nooM: xD
    Voodoo x Moon: xDD
    OodooV x nooM: Wrong box
    OodooV x nooM: XDD
    AnthonyChaos17: Sup Chris*
    AnthonyChaos17: xD
    Voodoo x Moon: Go Anthony. xD
    AnthonyChaos17: xD
    EgroegSirhc: Oh THAT was a great thing to do xD
    AnthonyChaos17: there goes our cover
    Voodoo x Moon: xD
    darkprince dk: Hey Cheesey, Anthony. Discotheque, did you bring in a clone of yourself?
    EgroegSirhc: xD!
    AnthonyChaos17: No o_O
    AnthonyChaos17: I have been sick x_x
    AnthonyChaos17: When, Kyle?
    Voodoo x Moon: xDD No, I didn't. =P
    AnthonyChaos17: Yah,I was asleep.
    AnthonyChaos17: I had a tummy ache =(
    darkprince dk: Discotheque, is "OodooV x nooM" a clone of yours?
    EgroegSirhc: EgroegSirhc: Hey AnthongOodooV x nooM: Sup Chris?
    EgroegSirhc: Firgure it out, Kyle >_>;
    OodooV x nooM: Well, duh
    OodooV x nooM: xD
    Voodoo x Moon: xDD
    OodooV x nooM: xD
    darkprince dk: x_x for a moment, I thought I was going to faint...
    OodooV x nooM: 'Twas fun while is lasted. xD
    Voodoo x Moon: Yes it was, Anthony. xD
    OodooV x nooM: xD
    AnthonyChaos17: xD
    darkprince dk: Anthony, Discotheque: I think one of you has gotten me confused...
    OodooV x nooM: xD
    EgroegSirhc: That was hard.
    EgroegSirhc: </sarcasm>
    OodooV x nooM: What was hard, Chris? xD
    OodooV x nooM: Oh. xD
    OodooV x nooM: I have major lag. xD
    AnthonyChaos17: xD
    Voodoo x Moon: xDD
    OodooV x nooM: xD
    AnthonyChaos17: I swear... that was the dumbest thing I have ver done. xD
    AnthonyChaos17: ever*
    AnthonyChaos17: x_o;
    EgroegSirhc: xP
    AnthonyChaos17: Don't laugh at me. xD
    Voodoo x Moon: xDD I thought it was hilarious. =P
    AnthonyChaos17: Okay, go ahead. It was pretty funny. xDD
    AnthonyChaos17: "Sup Chris?"
    AnthonyChaos17: xD
    EgroegSirhc: *points and laughs* xDD
    EgroegSirhc: I'll brb =P
    EgroegSirhc has left the room.
    AnthonyChaos17: *dies laughing* xDD
    EgroegSirhc has entered the room.
    AnthonyChaos17: wb
    OodooV x nooM: Sup Chris?
    EgroegSirhc: Thanks ^^
    OodooV x nooM: xDD
    EgroegSirhc: xD
    Voodoo x Moon: xDD
    Voodoo x Moon: Welcome back. ^_^ *hugs*
    EgroegSirhc: Thanks *hugs* ^_^;
    darkprince dk: WB.
    AnthonyChaos17: xDD
    Voodoo x Moon: xD
    OodooV x nooM: *heads to the Nuthouse* =P
    EgroegSirhc: xP
    darkprince dk: I gtg guys. I'll bbl, bye.
    OodooV x nooM: Bai!
    darkprince dk has left the room.
    Kuro Denryuu has entered the room.
    EgroegSirhc: :}
    OodooV x nooM:
    Kuro Denryuu: Hi
    OodooV x nooM: xD
    OodooV x nooM: Sup xD
    Kuro Denryuu: Know who I am then =P
    OodooV x nooM: Yeah. xD
    EgroegSirhc: =D
    Voodoo x Moon: xD ^^
    Lezta has entered the room.
    Kuro Denryuu: Hi
    Lezta: hey
    OodooV x nooM: Hello. xD
    Lezta: :-)
    Lezta: You know, normally I'm quite good at working out who everyone is. *sigh*
    OodooV x nooM: xD
    Kuro Denryuu: I'm Cheesey aka EgroegSirhc
    EgroegSirhc: Yah xD
    OodooV x nooM: I am Amanda aka Discothéque.
    Lezta: Means nothing to me... =D
    OodooV x nooM: xD
    Kuro Denryuu: I just got this name today, I've had EgroegSirhc for about a year and it was annoying me xD
    Voodoo x Moon: Bad Anthony! *pokes* xD
    EgroegSirhc: But since I use AOL, I have to use this name whenever I come online =P
    OodooV x nooM: I have had this name for..about two days. ^^
    OodooV x nooM: xD
    OodooV x nooM: *pokes back* xD
    Lezta: you know, if I really wanted I could invite my AOL name too. Only, that would piss me off.
    Kuro Denryuu: =P
    Kuro Denryuu: *pokes chat*
    OodooV x nooM: It's dead. Why are you poking something that's dead? ;_;
    Voodoo x Moon: *pokes Chris*
    Kuro Denryuu: *pokes Amanda* I like Anthony more when he's pretending to be someone else. xP
    Kuro Denryuu: You suddenly put spaces between sentences and don't use as many smilies O.o;
    OodooV x nooM: That was so mean. xD
    Kuro Denryuu: xP
    Voodoo x Moon: Aww, poor Anthony. xD
    OodooV x nooM: Don't make me get out my random names. xD
    Kuro Denryuu: I wasn't being serious that I liked him more =P
    Kuro Denryuu: I was just saying his grammar changed Oo
    OodooV x nooM: I took 'Amanda 101' so now I talk just like Amanda. xD
    OodooV x nooM: See? ._o;
    Voodoo x Moon: xD ^_^
    Kuro Denryuu: =P
    OodooV x nooM: xDD
    OodooV x nooM: Crap I lost the quote when I copied and pasted Amanda's name. xD
    OodooV x nooM: I just need the first part
    OodooV x nooM: I have the "Sup Chris?" part, but it'll make more sense if I have the first part. xD
    Kuro Denryuu: I don't have the log since I changed names =/
    OodooV x nooM: Uh oh. xD
    OodooV x nooM: If we lost that we're screwed. That was so funny. xD
    Kuro Denryuu: xP
    OodooV x nooM: xD
    OodooV x nooM: "SUp Chris?
    OodooV x nooM: xD
    OodooV x nooM: Sup* xD
    OodooV x nooM: Maybe I can just say what was going on. xD
    Kuro Denryuu: =p
    OodooV x nooM: Then use what I have, perhaps. xD
    OodooV x nooM: xD

    I was pretending to be Amanda. xD We had Chris tricked until I slipped up. xDD Only readon I did the whole thing was to get Chris to be tricked >=d

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    Oh look, I was in that one.

    Go me!
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    Thanks, Jay. I will, as soon as I have the time to talk on AIM again (chances are he'll IM me as soon as I sign on, as usual).

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    Well sorry VP, but I despise AOL, and don't use AIM. I don't go to Yahoo chats either. The only chats I use are mIRC and MSN Site Chats on occasion. If you don't find the quotes that I find amusing, don't read 'em **Shrugs**



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    st0wn3d: i said nothing even remotely offensive
    st0wn3d: your mom is a lovely woman
    st0wn3d: i just have sex with her
    st0wn3d: thats all

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    Default Quotes From a Nuthouse

    EgroegSirhc (8:16:49 PM): It's past 1am and I'm in a t-****y and shorts ._.

    As Adam puts it XD:

    Adz and his PS2 (8:17:57 PM): A shirt made of waste product? lol

    Yeah, 'nuff said

    -$∑@π

  23. #183

    Default Quotes From a Nuthouse

    <Kage`> I get used as furniture a lot.
    <Chi> And your problem with that is..?
    <Kage`> Don't have one. As long as it's you. ^_^
    <Shinu> ...when she gets tired of you...can we trade you in for a big screen?

    <Shinu> ...lesse...who to fight to the death...i know! Chi and Furby!
    <Chi> XD
    <Chi> o.o
    <Chi> ...
    <Chi> SHINE, KIRBEH!
    <Chi> ..
    <Chi> oh, furby, nevermind.
    <Chi> XD

    <Chi> PHEAR THE SPORKNESS OF D-*snap* O_O()
    <Chi> MY SPORK! ;_;

    WARNING! MAY BE CONTROVERTIAL!

    <Inuyasha> So, this woman is up doing her comedy act, and she's talking about her father who was a Baptist Minister
    <Inuyasha> And one time he was preaching to her, saying "Honey, God is not white, and God is not black... God is not man or woman," at which point she interupted "Daddy, is God Michael Jackson?"

    __________________________________________________ _

    <Chi> ODG
    <Chi> I CAN'T SEE! @_@
    * Rouko opens Chi's eyes
    <Chi> waaaa-
    <Chi> ..
    <Chi> hi
    <Chi>

    <Chibi-Chi> -bites-
    <Rouko> Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow RABIES! Ow ow ow ow ow OWWWWWWWWWWWY! I NEED THAT!

    WARNING! COULD ALSO BE CONTROVERTIAL!

    <Shinu> -gets out WM hammer- -smashes Rouko- -takes him to Heaven-
    <Shinu> Heaven: no video games, no comics, manga, or anime...no sex. no candy.
    <Rouko> WHY IS THAT HEAVEN!?!?!
    <Rouko> FEKKING CHRISTIANS RUINED IT!!!!!!!!!!
    <Shinu> ..yeah---HEY!

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    Lady Vulpix G: So whatever the value for x, the value for y will be 9 higher on the 2nd line than on the first line.
    Lady Vulpix G: Are you following me?
    LinkSocarina2002: not really o.o
    Lady Vulpix G: Ok, the 2nd line has the same slope as the 1st one because they're parallel.
    LinkSocarina2002: yeah its ok gabi ill see tomorrow lol
    Lady Vulpix G: I've never given a math class in English before, give me a chance.
    TLKsNala98: Math is anothe r langes in itself @______@'
    Lady Vulpix G: XD
    LinkSocarina2002: i hate math now :< my algebra teacher said geometry would be easy and i would be able to do it but its hard as shit
    Lady Vulpix G: It isn't that hard if you try. All you need to do is understand how it works.
    TLKsNala98: not a good comparison cause sometimes thats soft
    Lady Vulpix G: XD
    LinkSocarina2002: lmao i guess youre right

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    It worked! Feel free to follow this example whenever he tries the same on you.

    darkprince dk: You have Pokemon Red and/or Pokemon Blue right?
    Lady Vulpix G: I used to.
    darkprince dk: I've been having difficulty finding Pokemon icons for Onix and Cloyster that are similar to their Red/Blue icons (I've even posted the requests in the Official Request Topic in FanArt), and it looks like I might not find those icons that easily... :-(
    Lady Vulpix G: Oh, sorry to hear that.
    darkprince dk: You want to see what the R/B icons for Cloyster and Onix look like?
    Lady Vulpix G: No, thanks.
    darkprince dk: Oh.
    Lady Vulpix G: Hey, it's time for version 20 of the GT, isn't it?
    darkprince dk: Almost. I thought the R/B icons would make good visual aids for someone who could help me out in getting the icons...
    Lady Vulpix G: Maybe. If someone asks you for them, you can show them.
    darkprince dk: Err, if I was allowed to show you (or anyone else good at FanArt) the two R/B icons, would you (or that person) possibly be able to make the two icons?
    Lady Vulpix G: Ask the other hypothetical person you're talking about.
    darkprince dk: You aren't hypothetical? o_O
    Lady Vulpix G: I'm not, but "that person" is.
    darkprince dk: You did a great job when you made the Houndoom icon for me...
    Lady Vulpix G: Thanks.
    darkprince dk: YW.
    Lady Vulpix G: I have to go now. See you!
    darkprince dk: Bye.

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    Do I really need to give a warning anymore?

    <Shinu> -shoots-
    <Chi> thank you..
    <Chi> -explodes into tiny ickle pieces...-
    <Chi> -pieces scatter in tha' wind...-
    <Wingless`Angel> BaiBai pieces..

    * Zerkeh-Ultrin is back from <= Dad and his b*tch want to come in here and "get changed" *Cough*QUICKIE*Cough* So I'll be back in like.. 5-10 minutes? Lol.. => Gone: 5wks 3days 2hrs 43mins 17secs
    <``Ryoko``> Wow...That was a long quickie

    (Let your minds do the interpreting of this next one--it has the mind-in-gutter meaning and the sane meaning, take your pick)
    * CatgirlNakuta squeaks and bites the tip off.

    <Shinu> ...-gets a can of raid- get back down here, you!
    <Mimiru> Oo;
    <Rouko> AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! IT BURNS MY EYES LIKE ACID!!!!!!!!!1
    * Rouko falls to the floor, twitching
    <Mimiru> Oo;
    <Mimiru> she didnt eben spray yet
    <Shinu> ...
    <Shinu> shh..
    <Shinu> -poke 'im-
    <Mimiru> ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    <Rouko> AH! FEKKING LADYBUG!
    <Shinu> o.o
    <Shinu> -whacks it with ukelele-
    * Rouko watches ukelele break
    * Rouko hands her the bass guitar with the ripcord
    <Shinu> ...where ladybug? Oo;
    <Rouko> Floor
    <Mimiru> Oo;
    <Shinu> -whacks ladybug again- shine!
    <Odd`Angel> Poor ladybug oO

    <Rouko> CURSE YOU MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER!!!!!!!!! Oh bite me! NO!

    <DeathSycrause> VASH IS A FLAMING f*ggot!!!
    <Mimiru> whos vash?
    <Vash> Me.
    <Vash> I'm a flaming f*ggot.

    <Goddess_Astra> If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

    * Rouko hides his blue glowstick
    <Shinu> -finds it- -glomps it-

    <Tatsumi> Uh...
    <Tatsumi> BOOBS.
    <Tatsumi> O_o;

    <Rouko> I hope the RIAA dies
    <Shinu> ...why? it's fun to f*ck with them
    <Rouko> Nuuuuuu
    <Rouko> They're the reason my dad won't let me use file sharing (Well, that and hackers)
    <Shinu> ...
    <Shinu> SHINE, RIAA!
    <Shinu> SHIIIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
    <Rouko> Exactly



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    st0wn3d (10:12:50 PM): what are all the thingies jay
    firerose1146 (10:12:52 PM): ^_^_^_^_^_^
    st0wn3d (10:12:56 PM): i want to view them for some sexy reason
    Y o Y o 2 3 8 (10:12:58 PM): yeah that'll be funny
    HOST c r u p t i o n 5 @ m a c . c o m (10:12:59 PM): I'll have it updated in a min
    TheCrownedKnight (10:13:24 PM): link me plz
    TheCrownedKnight (10:13:24 PM): OMG YU JUST SAID SEXY
    TheCrownedKnight (10:13:24 PM): BALEETED
    TheCrownedKnight (10:13:24 PM): hm
    st0wn3d (10:13:28 PM): well i want to view them
    st0wn3d (10:13:33 PM): yes i did say sexy
    st0wn3d (10:13:35 PM): cause im sexy
    st0wn3d (10:13:37 PM): live with it
    st0wn3d (10:13:39 PM): sexy, :-*
    TheCrownedKnight (10:13:50 PM): I just got called sexy by another guy
    TheCrownedKnight (10:13:51 PM): :O!
    HOST c r u p t i o n 5 @ m a c . c o m (10:13:51 PM): Sexy sex ;*
    firerose1146 (10:14:03 PM): I AM SEX

    Do we ever have a sane conversation in ummmm?


    *slaps self* Of course not, that would be blasphamatic >_>

    EDIT: More stuffs :o

    CrystalMew17 (10:30:32 PM): Awww....Kris made out with a guy before? :')
    firerose1146 (10:30:37 PM): Duh >:o
    CrystalMew17 (10:30:40 PM): XD
    Y o Y o 2 3 8 (10:30:47 PM): who hasn't
    Master Rudy1985 (10:30:47 PM): Not really
    Master Rudy1985 (10:30:49 PM): lol
    firerose1146 (10:30:54 PM): Whats THAT supposed to bean, Sam
    Master Rudy1985 (10:30:56 PM): I was kidding
    pokemasterfrank (10:30:58 PM): Master Rudy1985 (10:30:26 PM): She's stripping! j/k firerose1146 (10:30:37 PM): Duh >:o
    CrystalMew17 (10:31:02 PM): you made out with a guy Zak? LOL
    Master Rudy1985 (10:31:21 PM): As for me I need some good porno music first in order to do that
    Master Rudy1985 (10:31:28 PM): lol j/k
    Y o Y o 2 3 8 (10:32:44 PM): you should shower together or something, and put on some cool music, lol
    firerose1146 (10:34:02 PM): Adam and I didn't need music, all he had to do was look at me and >:o

    yep, the insane of TPMs Psycho Ward strikes again :o

    EDIT2: Woo...

    Master Rudy1985 (10:43:17 PM): Sex
    Master Rudy1985 (10:43:18 PM): Sex
    pokemasterfrank (10:43:20 PM): :O
    Master Rudy1985 (10:43:23 PM): Sex sex sex
    Muyotwo (10:43:23 PM): :O
    CrystalMew17 (10:43:29 PM): :O (11:35:14 PM) (11:35:14 PM)[/B]</FONT></BODY></HTML>
    HOST c r u p t i o n 5 @ m a c . c o m (10:43:32 PM): Muyo wants sex
    pokemasterfrank (10:43:34 PM): Rudy wants sum :O
    Muyotwo (10:43:42 PM): Muyo has sex :o
    Master Rudy1985 (10:43:43 PM): SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSE XSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXS EXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX

    A bit obsessed with sex, are we :o

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    Damn.....somehow I had the feeling he'd make me look bad.
    Bloody hell ~_~;
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    shazza4life: who wants to see a funny conversation i just had
    shazza4life: say I
    shazza4life: WELL DOES ANYONE
    shazza4life: ITS WITH ME AND HOMOMEW
    firerose1146: my boobs hurt :-(
    x Black Illusion: SHOW ME

    Nice timing

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    daShiRa X: *pokes kirby with her toes* oh oh ohh
    TheCrownedKnight: ...
    Adz and his PS2: I've heard of someone who's changed their name to Sony Playstation.
    TheCrownedKnight: are you getting off on kirby?
    TheCrownedKnight: O_o
    firerose1146: XD
    daShiRa X: uhh yeah ;x

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    Well, it was a fun day in Ummmm when some of us found out how we'd die, and what we get to eat and other things. I'm not sure whether things are going to be hard-out censored, so if you get offended by some things don't read.

    _______

    Flygon @ Mac.com: AIM Hell 2000 vł Die Bot Loaded
    Flygon @ Mac.com: type /die to die
    Lil Riot GirlX: /die
    Flygon @ Mac.com: Lil Riot GirlX dies from heart failure!
    NateB108: you bastard
    Flygon @ Mac.com: :-)
    Lil Riot GirlX: hehe cool
    Sableye DG: /food
    Aidoneos: /die
    Sableye DG: :<
    Flygon @ Mac.com: Aidoneos got a pool stick up the ***
    NateB108: AIM Hell 2000 vł Die Bot Loaded
    NateB108: type /die to die
    Flygon @ Mac.com: Food isn't loaded
    Sableye DG: O.o'
    Flygon @ Mac.com: /die
    NateB108: wFlygon @ Mac.com falls of building!
    Flygon @ Mac.com: Flygon @ Mac.com dies from heart failure!
    Lil Riot GirlX: /die
    NateB108: Lil Riot GirlX dies of boardom using aol.
    Flygon @ Mac.com: Lil Riot GirlX got a pool stick up the ***
    firerose1146: /die
    Aidoneos: WHAT?
    Flygon @ Mac.com: lol
    NateB108: firerose1146 commit suicide after having a sex change
    Flygon @ Mac.com: LOL
    firerose1146: O_O
    NateB108: now we all die twice :-)
    Aidoneos: LOL
    NateB108: /die
    NateB108: Someone shoves a lit m-80 up NateB108's ***!!!
    Flygon @ Mac.com: NateB108 was torn apart by a dog!
    Aidoneos: /die
    Flygon @ Mac.com: Aidoneos was shot THROUGH the HEAD with a harpoon!
    firerose1146: /die
    NateB108: firerose1146 smoked a cigar that was loaded and exploded!
    Lil Riot GirlX: NateB108: Lil Riot GirlX dies of boardom using aol.Flygon @ Mac.com: Lil Riot GirlX got a pool stick up the *** <--- wow that sucks
    Aidoneos: wow, a stick in two places. Ew.
    Flygon @ Mac.com: firerose1146 gets buried alive!!!
    Aidoneos: /die
    NateB108: Aidoneos was torn apart by a dog!
    Flygon @ Mac.com: Aidoneos was torn apart by a dog!
    NateB108: /die
    NateB108: NateB108 gets stabbed in back by NateB108's best friend!!!
    Flygon @ Mac.com: NateB108 falls of building!
    Flygon @ Mac.com: XD
    Lil Riot GirlX: /die
    NateB108: Lil Riot GirlX commits suicide!
    Flygon @ Mac.com: Lil Riot GirlX smoked a cigar that was loaded and exploded!
    NateB108: wow pwnage
    Flygon @ Mac.com: AIM Hell 2000 vł Die Bot UnLoaded
    Aidoneos: /die
    NateB108: Aidoneos bleeds to death after having arms and legs ripped of by a shark!
    firerose1146: /food
    Sableye DG: falls of building! XD
    firerose1146: :<
    firerose1146: /food
    Flygon @ Mac.com: Keep flooding me ;_;
    Lil Riot GirlX: /die
    NateB108: Lil Riot GirlX dies of boardom using aol.
    firerose1146: /die
    NateB108: firerose1146 falls of building!
    Flygon @ Mac.com: AIM Hell 2000 vł Die Bot Loaded
    Flygon @ Mac.com: type /die to die
    NateB108: AIM Hell 2000 vł Die Bot UnLoaded
    NateB108: NO FLOOD >
    NateB108: JEEZE
    Aidoneos: die
    Aidoneos: no
    Aidoneos: damn
    Aidoneos: /die
    Flygon @ Mac.com: Aidoneos pulls a plastic gun on a cop and gets shot!
    NateB108: AIM Hell 2000 vł Food Bot Loaded
    NateB108: type /food to get some food
    Sableye DG: XD
    firerose1146: /die
    Flygon @ Mac.com: AIM Hell 2000 vł Die Bot UnLoaded
    Aidoneos: I'm clevar
    Lil Riot GirlX: damn... i'm almost out of lighter fluid
    Sableye DG: /food
    NateB108: Sableye DG, You get ALL the food you fat ***
    Flygon @ Mac.com: AIM Hell 2000 vł Food Bot Loaded
    Sableye DG:
    Flygon @ Mac.com: type /food to get some food
    Sableye DG: *eats it all*
    Aidoneos: /food
    firerose1146: /food
    Lil Riot GirlX: /food
    Flygon @ Mac.com: Aidoneos, you get bread crumbs
    NateB108: firerose1146, You get ALL the food you fat ***
    Flygon @ Mac.com: Lil Riot GirlX, you get a cookie little boy
    NateB108: AIM Hell 2000 vł Food Bot UnLoaded
    firerose1146: XD
    Sableye DG: brb, time for dessert
    Sableye DG: as in, really, lol
    NateB108: AIM Hell 2000 vł Food Bot Loaded
    NateB108: type /food to get some food
    Lil Riot GirlX: lol
    NateB108: it unloaded itself!
    Flygon @ Mac.com: AIM Hell 2000 vł STD Bot Loaded
    Lil Riot GirlX: are there any others?
    Flygon @ Mac.com: type /std to get a std
    Aidoneos: Flygon @ Mac.com: Lil Riot GirlX, you get a cookie little boy--------that's the second "you have a *****" thing she's had
    NateB108: bahaha
    Lil Riot GirlX: lol
    NateB108: X)
    Lil Riot GirlX: * kicks nate in the knee* *** monkey
    Flygon @ Mac.com: hehe
    Aidoneos: I'm beginning to wonder
    Aidoneos: /std
    Flygon @ Mac.com: Aidoneos has AIDS!
    Aidoneos: /std
    Flygon @ Mac.com: XD
    Flygon @ Mac.com: Aidoneos has AIDS!
    Lil Riot GirlX: lmao
    Flygon @ Mac.com: XDD
    Lil Riot GirlX: /std
    Flygon @ Mac.com: Lil Riot GirlX has crabs!
    Aidoneos: Oh, twice, AND it's a pun!
    Lil Riot GirlX: damn
    Lil Riot GirlX: that sucks
    Flygon @ Mac.com: /std
    Flygon @ Mac.com: Flygon @ Mac.com has AIDS!
    Lil Riot GirlX: /std
    Flygon @ Mac.com: Lil Riot GirlX has herpes!
    Aidoneos: someone should post this
    Lil Riot GirlX: /std
    NateB108: hit /die, Allie
    Flygon @ Mac.com: Lil Riot GirlX has gonorrhea!
    Lil Riot GirlX: /die
    Aidoneos: /die
    NateB108: Lil Riot GirlX, you kill yourself after a lonely Catholic priest comes after you!
    Aidoneos: I want to /die too
    Lil Riot GirlX: NateB108: Lil Riot GirlX, you kill yourself after a lonely Catholic priest comes after you!<--- sound familiar
    Lil Riot GirlX: lol
    Flygon @ Mac.com: Let me try the one you couldnt get working Nate
    Flygon @ Mac.com: AIM Hell 2000 vł Echo Bot Loaded
    Flygon @ Mac.com: Now Echoing Lil Riot GirlX
    Aidoneos: It won't let me /die...
    Lil Riot GirlX: mooo
    NateB108: lolz~
    Flygon @ Mac.com: >/
    Flygon @ Mac.com: AIM Hell 2000 vł Echo Bot UnLoaded
    NateB108: I closed it, Rusty
    Aidoneos: YOU EVIL!
    Lil Riot GirlX: ahhh i'm out of lighter fluid :-(
    NateB108: AIM Hell 2000 vł Die Bot Loaded
    NateB108: type /die to die
    Lil Riot GirlX: /die
    NateB108: Lil Riot GirlX gets stabbed in back by Lil Riot GirlX's best friend!!!
    Aidoneos: /die
    NateB108: AIM Hell 2000 vł Die Bot Loaded
    NateB108: type /die to die
    Flygon @ Mac.com: · lamerizer found Aidoneos ·
    NateB108: AIM Hell 2000 vł Die Bot UnLoaded
    Flygon @ Mac.com: a-is for your fat ***
    Flygon @ Mac.com: i-is for the idiotic dumbass you are
    NateB108: AIM Hell 2000 vł Die Bot Loaded
    NateB108: type /die to die
    Flygon @ Mac.com: d-is for all the times your dissed
    Flygon @ Mac.com: o-is for the sex operation you had
    Flygon @ Mac.com: n-is for the nights you spent alone
    Flygon @ Mac.com: e-is for that egghead of yours
    Flygon @ Mac.com: o-is for the sex operation you had
    Aidoneos: s?
    NateB108: there ya go rusty, kill yourself 8-)
    Lil Riot GirlX: NateB108: Lil Riot GirlX gets stabbed in back by Lil Riot GirlX's best friend!!!<----WOW! that last one sounded really familiar
    Aidoneos: what about s?
    Flygon @ Mac.com: s-is for your lover Steve Case
    Flygon @ Mac.com: There
    Aidoneos: oh.
    Flygon @ Mac.com: AIM Hell 2000 vł Food Bot Loaded
    Flygon @ Mac.com: type /food to get some food
    Aidoneos: I'm putting this in the topic
    Flygon @ Mac.com: Sure
    NateB108: /food
    Flygon @ Mac.com: /food
    Flygon @ Mac.com: NateB108, you get french fries
    Flygon @ Mac.com: Flygon @ Mac.com, you had enough to eat fat ***
    Aidoneos: /food
    Flygon @ Mac.com: Aidoneos, Aidoneos
    NateB108: **** yeah man
    Lil Riot GirlX: /food
    Flygon @ Mac.com: Lil Riot GirlX, you get french fries
    Aidoneos: I HATE YOU
    Lil Riot GirlX: yayness
    Lil Riot GirlX: me?
    Lil Riot GirlX: I feel the love lol
    Flygon @ Mac.com: :-)
    Aidoneos: no, the thing that made up the thingy about what the letters in my name are for
    Aidoneos: and how it keeps repeating my name
    Flygon @ Mac.com: lol
    Lil Riot GirlX: do that thingy for me
    NateB108: /food
    Flygon @ Mac.com: NateB108, you get a cookie little boy
    NateB108: **** yes
    CrystalMew16 has entered the room.
    NateB108: I rock you all
    Lil Riot GirlX: i wanna see the rudeness
    Flygon @ Mac.com: Hi Sam
    NateB108: /food
    Flygon @ Mac.com: NateB108, You get chicken breast! yummy
    CrystalMew16: back and I smell perty X)
    NateB108: /food
    Flygon @ Mac.com: NateB108, you get pasta
    NateB108: /food
    Flygon @ Mac.com: NateB108, You dont get anything ya fat ****!
    NateB108: /food
    Flygon @ Mac.com: NateB108, You get ALL the food you fat ***
    Flygon @ Mac.com: AIM Hell 2000 vł Food Bot UnLoaded
    NateB108: there we go
    Flygon @ Mac.com: *******
    NateB108: rudeness
    Flygon @ Mac.com: AIM Hell 2000 vł Food Bot Loaded
    Flygon @ Mac.com: type /food to get some food
    NateB108: /food
    Flygon @ Mac.com: NateB108, you get a slim-jim
    NateB108: **** YEAH X)
    Lil Riot GirlX: /food
    Flygon @ Mac.com: Lil Riot GirlX, Lil Riot GirlX
    NateB108: you eat yourself :O
    Flygon @ Mac.com: :O
    Lil Riot GirlX: lol
    Flygon @ Mac.com: Can I have a bite of you LRGX ;__;
    Lil Riot GirlX: lol
    Lil Riot GirlX: thats funny
    Lil Riot GirlX: /food
    Flygon @ Mac.com: Lil Riot GirlX, you get spinach. yuck!
    Lil Riot GirlX: eww
    Lil Riot GirlX: i hate spinach =(
    Flygon @ Mac.com: :-(
    NateB108: /FOOD
    Flygon @ Mac.com: NateB108, NateB108
    NateB108: 8-)
    NateB108: *eats self*
    Flygon @ Mac.com: X)
    NateB108:
    Flygon @ Mac.com:

    _______

    There was more, but this'll do.

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    In addition to above


    Flygon @ Mac.com: AIM Hell 2000 vł Fighter Bot Loaded
    Flygon @ Mac.com: type /fighter1 to be fighter 1
    Lil Riot GirlX: /fighter1
    Flygon @ Mac.com: Lil Riot GirlX is fighter 1
    Flygon @ Mac.com: type /fighter2 to be fighter 2
    NateB108: /fighter
    NateB108: 8-)
    NateB108: oops
    NateB108: /fighter2
    Flygon @ Mac.com: NateB108 is fighter 2
    Lil Riot GirlX: lol
    Flygon @ Mac.com: AIM Hell 2000 vł Fighter Bot Activated
    Flygon @ Mac.com: NateB108 hits Lil Riot GirlX in the head with a ball and chain!
    Flygon @ Mac.com: Lil Riot GirlX brings in Vodoo **** and makes NateB108 swallow broken glass.
    Flygon @ Mac.com: Lil Riot GirlX grabs NateB108's hair!
    Lil Riot GirlX: lmao!
    Flygon @ Mac.com: NateB108 beats Lil Riot GirlX's face in!
    Flygon @ Mac.com: NateB108 stabs Lil Riot GirlX with a knife in the hand!
    Flygon @ Mac.com: Lil Riot GirlX rips NateB108's nuts off! NateB108 goes down hard!
    Flygon @ Mac.com: NateB108 rips out Lil Riot GirlX's eyes!
    NateB108: >
    Flygon @ Mac.com: Lil Riot GirlX hits NateB108 with his fist!
    Flygon @ Mac.com: Lil Riot GirlX hits NateB108 in the head with a ball and chain!
    Lil Riot GirlX: LMAO
    Flygon @ Mac.com: Lil Riot GirlX spits in NateB108's face!
    Flygon @ Mac.com: NateB108 grabs Lil Riot GirlX's hair!
    NateB108: ***** lol
    Lil Riot GirlX: woot!
    Flygon @ Mac.com: NateB108 brings in Vodoo **** and makes Lil Riot GirlX swallow broken glass.
    Flygon @ Mac.com: Lil Riot GirlX rips NateB108's nuts off! NateB108 goes down hard!

    Poor nate lol

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    Y o Y o 2 3 8: you scared her Chris >
    TheCrownedKnight: well, my nephew wanted to scare her a little more
    TheCrownedKnight: ;x
    TheCrownedKnight: *sexor*
    TheCrownedKnight: mwhaha
    Y o Y o 2 3 8: I'm not a pimp, dammit! I'm a one-man-woman

    I never knew zak...

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    Below: Taken from Sonic HQ chat a few min. ago....


    Lillix Kitty: o.o

    ShatteredCrystalIce: I wonder what Amy and Fang babies are supposed to look like.

    ShatteredCrystalIce: Yeah! they're alive making th.. oh god.. that's.. sick oo

    Lillix Kitty: o.o

    Silvershadow0: 0_0

    Lillix Kitty:

    Lillix Kitty: BLAH @ Rouge's SonicX voice

    Lillix Kitty: she sounds like she's 40

    -------------------------------------

    Um.. yeah.......... 0____________0

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    x Black Illusion (4:13:13 PM): ur gay
    x Black Illusion (4:13:18 PM): >
    EgroegSirhc (4:13:20 PM): Indeed :O

    is Cheesey keeping secrets from us? Well..if he is..he isn't anymore!

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    Y o Y o 2 3 8: some brand of rubber dicky

    gahahahaha r0x0r x)

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    Must be posted...

    MyraLink (10:05:39 PM): *hears a knock on the door*
    pokemasterfrank (10:05:41 PM): :O
    Merenwen581 (10:05:46 PM): BRILLO!
    MyraLink (10:05:47 PM): Oh come inside!

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    A couple of days ago like seven randoms came into ummmm when it was quite inactive, I told OzAndrew and we said that they have beem reported for going into our private chat room and being terrorists, they thought we were lying but then I came in as another sn posed as an AIM Admin. Here is the log I had with them privately.

    ServiceMaster393 (6:26:33 PM): Hello.
    BenjizGurl4ever (6:26:40 PM): hi
    ServiceMaster393 (6:26:47 PM): I have had a complaint from shazza4life on recent actions.
    BenjizGurl4ever (6:26:57 PM): sorry about that we really didnt start anything
    BenjizGurl4ever (6:27:21 PM): we were just in there to talk and we didnt know it was a private chat
    ServiceMaster393 (6:27:53 PM): shazza4life says that you swore at them, he also showed the logs.
    BenjizGurl4ever (6:28:06 PM): he started it tho
    BenjizGurl4ever (6:28:18 PM): we were just defending ourselves
    ServiceMaster393 (6:28:35 PM): I am sorry, but I have no choice but to put you on a two week ban from AIM.
    BenjizGurl4ever (6:29:20 PM): oh no, please dont
    ServiceMaster393 (6:30:03 PM): shazza4life will also be put on a two week ban.
    BenjizGurl4ever (6:30:13 PM): oh, thats a bit better then
    BenjizGurl4ever (6:32:53 PM): when will my 2 week ban start?
    ServiceMaster393 (6:33:11 PM): Tommorow.
    BenjizGurl4ever (6:33:17 PM):
    BenjizGurl4ever (6:34:22 PM): is that for all screen names or just this one? cuz my whole family has screen names and they will be pretty upset if they get banned for my stupid actions...
    ServiceMaster393 (6:34:57 PM): Every screen name.
    BenjizGurl4ever (6:35:21 PM): ooh man
    ServiceMaster393 (6:35:43 PM): We have further allogations that you are a terrorist.
    ServiceMaster393 (6:36:03 PM): We are sorry but we do not have terrorists on our services and your two week ban will now be forever. You will also be reported to the police.
    BenjizGurl4ever (6:36:17 PM): I am not a terrorist!
    BenjizGurl4ever (6:36:34 PM): i support the USA one hundered percent!
    BenjizGurl4ever (6:36:44 PM): PLEASE!
    ServiceMaster393 (6:36:46 PM): I am sorry but we have enough proof, you will be reported to the police and an officer will be around your house tommorow to discuss the matter.
    ServiceMaster393 (6:36:57 PM): You could be arrested.
    ServiceMaster393 (6:37:19 PM): Your family will also be questioned and also could be arrested.
    BenjizGurl4ever (6:37:33 PM): We arent criminals! Holy ****!
    ServiceMaster393 (6:38:06 PM): We are sorry, but we have enough proof to proove that you are.
    BenjizGurl4ever signed off at 6:38:24 PM.

    CAuntcece (6:29:49 PM): hello
    ServiceMaster393 (6:29:56 PM): Hello.
    CAuntcece (6:30:06 PM): they are lieing to you
    CAuntcece (6:30:32 PM): i hate suddam hussian and i did not try to start a fight with them they tried to start a fight with me
    ServiceMaster393 (6:33:19 PM): You are a terrorist.
    CAuntcece (6:33:30 PM): am not
    CAuntcece (6:33:34 PM): i am an american
    ServiceMaster393 (6:33:35 PM): AOL does not have terrorists on their servers.
    CAuntcece (6:33:39 PM): and i live in california
    CAuntcece (6:33:52 PM): i have lived in california my whole life
    ServiceMaster393 (6:33:59 PM): You will be on a permenant ban and you will be reported to the police.
    CAuntcece (6:34:16 PM): omg
    ServiceMaster393 (6:38:41 PM): The police will be around tommorow.
    CAuntcece (6:39:02 PM): holy ****
    ServiceMaster393 (6:41:38 PM): The police will come around to look around your house, and see if you are a terrorist or not.
    CAuntcece signed off at 6:42:20 PM.

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    LMAO Shazza, that must have been hilarious

    Good job 8)


    a closer step to get ummmm random free X)

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    CAUTION! THE FOLLOWING MAY CONTAIN MATERIAL NOT SUITABLE FOR SANE, NON-PERVERTED, GOOD LITTLE CHRISTIAN CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF 14!

    * TLM grabs dolphys butt
    <dolphingly> heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
    <Byron> You'd have your hands chopped off in some countries for that
    * dolphingly loox at tlm's hands
    * dolphingly thinks about it
    <TLM> its a risk im willing to take

    <Evilina-Heart> god made coke god made pepsi god made me oh so sexy >.>; lol j/k

    alien4skillet: You big Fruityloopeatersexuallydemonicatedviolentwarcontro lfreakoivaethisisareallylongword.
    crimsonumbra: I have an answer to that
    crimsonumbra: You big sonofaflookoomishbiggamisthellboundtoadsuckingfeak azoidandyesthesearereally****inbigwords
    alien4skillet: I have another answer.
    alien4skillet: You largemargeflookomishdumbassthatwillgetabsolutelyno whereinlifebyusingcursewordsinthisrelativelyuseles slongwordsthatconveynomessageatall.
    crimsonumbra: Okay then
    crimsonumbra: You cockishdumbasswhothinksicangetnowherewithmycursewo rdswhoshouldreallysmokecrackanddieinafierycarcrash ingayland
    alien4skillet: Ahh. But at least my cockishdumbasswhothinksicangetnowherewithmycursewo rdswhoshouldreallysmokecrackanddieinafierycarcrash ingayland self can get a life unlike the life of your flapjacksmokintakelifeasitcomesbyusingdildosinplac esneverthoughtofbecauseyou'rehighoffofcrackandyour anoutofmoneytopayyourchildsupport.
    crimsonumbra: ......
    crimsonumbra: I can't top that

    alien4skillet: -throws you in a pit full of dominatrices-
    alien4skillet: XD
    crimsonumbra: Now that's just cruel
    alien4skillet: -watches as they whip you til you say "I, NOAH, AM A ****!"
    crimsonumbra: **Drags Brad with him**
    alien4skillet: -doesn't die, but wishes he was dead-
    crimsonumbra: **Watches as the dominatrices say "Brad's more fun" and runs away**
    alien4skillet: -yells "Noah's getting away!" and watches the swarm of domintrices drag you back-
    crimsonumbra: **Yells "DAMN YOU BRAD!" as he is dragged back in**
    alien4skillet: -moans while getting whipped-
    crimsonumbra: **Mutters "Damnit, ow, Damnit, ow" while getting whipped**
    alien4skillet: -thinks the dominatrices are hot, but doesn't say anything cuz he'll get whipped harder.-
    alien4skillet: -gets calloussed and numb-
    crimsonumbra: **Says to the dominatrices "He thinks you're ugly!" and laughs as they whip him even harder**
    alien4skillet: AHH!
    alien4skillet: I hate you, you big dumb ****!
    crimsonumbra: Good! We'll be down here a good god damn long time!
    alien4skillet: -calls the Female Body Inspectors (FBI)-
    alien4skillet: -watches them take the dominatrices away-
    crimsonumbra: I hate you

    * Pyra pulls out a banana
    <Pyra> behold
    <Pyra> my dinner
    <Pyra> -_-
    <Amuro-Ray> Hey hey hey
    <Amuro-Ray> Careful where you point that peashooter
    <Pyra> ?
    * Amuro-Ray puts his hands halfway up.
    <Amuro-Ray> You could put someones tongue out with that thing.

    <Evilina-Heart> From the windows to the doors i give pennys to my wh0res >.>;

    <Wit`chFire> The boy named Olen nodded and stood up. "Bless the bread, bless the meat, good God lets eat."

    <The_Vastian`s_Steel> "Your fate lies in the spelling of the word Cat!"
    <The_Vastian`s_Steel> "Get it wrong and a million fallen angels shall emerge from the depths of hell, claiming your soul!".
    <Julian_Moore> "King Lucien's version of "The Bible"

    <Shinu> just nine hells?
    <Buritoni> there's nine of them?
    <Wyvern`> There's nine, hai.
    <Buritoni> heh. Bible says there's only one. hmm.
    <Wyvern`> ...Bible is wrong.
    * Wyvern` grabs the lighter
    <Maeglin> There are 9 circles of hell
    <Buritoni> ...
    <Buritoni> ahem.
    <Buritoni> i happen to be a Christian, so no torch tha Bible!
    <Wyvern`> ...I care, why?
    * Wyvern` grabs the lighter fluid
    <Buritoni> *clutches Bible*
    * Maeglin is athiest...just watches
    <Shinu> o o
    * Buritoni wards away
    <Buritoni> no touchy!
    * Shinu is christian...just watches
    * Wyvern` drenches every bible she sees with lighter fluid...
    * Buritoni washes 'em off
    * Wyvern` gets into a fight with the lighter
    <Shinu> -sniffle- i smell a bonfire.
    <Buritoni> quiiiit

    * Chibi-Chi scuttles up to teh Chibeh Mastah
    <Shinu> hai?
    <Chibi-Chi> Anyfing to smash, Chibeh Mastah?
    <Mimiru> lol
    <Shinu> hai. yer lumpy couch thing. -points to venaf-
    <Chibi-Chi> okidoki! ^ ^
    <Shinu> -hands mace-
    <Maeglin> Hehe
    <Chibi-Chi> I gave sledgie back, though-
    <Chibi-Chi> ..
    <Chibi-Chi> OOOOooooo
    <Venaf> ....
    * Maeglin is a couch...
    * Venaf runs!!!
    * Chibi-Chi takes teh mace
    <Chibi-Chi> ^ ^
    * Chibi-Chi chases!
    <Shinu> my day got brighter.
    * Chibi-Chi skids to a halt
    * Venaf fleeeeeeeeees!
    <Chibi-Chi> Which couch I smash, Chibeh Mastah?
    <Venaf> Smash him!
    <Venaf> The other couch!
    <Venaf> Then your couch won't be broken.
    <Chibi-Chi> ...Wait.
    <Chibi-Chi> My couch is already broken. XD
    <Maeglin> I'm a better couch
    <Shinu> i said yer couch, chibi chi.
    <Chibi-Chi> okidoki!
    <Mimiru> Oo;
    * Chibi-Chi scuttles off
    <Shinu> though if you can't get the lumps out of yers, go for the other one.
    <Chibi-Chi> ki! ^ ^
    <Chibi-Chi> <That wasn't right... xD>
    * Chibi-Chi chases teh Couch
    * Venaf runs faster!
    <Mimiru> wb
    * Chibi-Chi flaps her ickle chibi wings, an' some how manages to catch up wif teh Couch
    * Chibi-Chi trips 'im, an' starts smashin'
    * Venaf screams in horrendous pain
    * Chibi-Chi stops an' pokes 'im
    <Venaf> it........ hurts......
    * Chibi-Chi scuttles over teh Noah
    <Chibi-Chi> ^ ^
    <Maeglin> I'm a good couch
    <Maeglin> ...dun hurt me!
    <Chibi-Chi> ;_; butbutbut!
    <Chibi-Chi> Teh Chibeh Mastah said I could!
    <Maeglin> Did you get the lumps out of your couch?
    <Chibi-Chi> No.... lumpys wouldn't go away. ;_;
    * Maeglin twitches
    * Chibi-Chi runs over to Teh Almighteh Chibi Mastah
    <Shinu> hai?
    <Chibi-Chi> He not letting me smash! ;-;
    <Shinu> smash 'im for disobeying teh chibi mastah
    <Chibi-Chi> ...
    <Chibi-Chi> okidoki
    <Maeglin> Damn
    * Chibi-Chi scuttles back teh Noah
    <Chibi-Chi> Smash where, Chibeh Mastah?
    <Shinu> (i love my power over chibis)
    <Shinu> ...
    <Shinu> i love you, chibi chi
    <Maeglin> Anywhere but between my legs
    <Maeglin> I need that
    <Shinu> pick a head.
    <Shinu> cut off the legs.
    * Chibi-Chi aims low....... an' smashes
    * Maeglin voice shoots up 4 octives higher "I SAID I NEED THAT!"
    <Shinu> -falls over laffin-
    * Chibi-Chi smashes more
    <Shinu> -sips her tea while the carnage ensues-
    <Chibi-Chi> Chibeh Mastah? *smash* Why doesn't *smash* my couch* smashsmash* do dat? *smashsmashsmashsmash*
    <Shinu> ...iono. thought they both wore cups.
    * Chibi-Chi scuttles back to teh Couch
    * Venaf is unconcious
    * Chibi-Chi pokes 'im wif 'er mace
    <Shinu> -goes to find phone- i should prolly call 911...-calls for pizza-
    <Chibi-Chi> hai..
    * Chibi-Chi scuttles after
    <Chibi-Chi> meat lovers wif bbq sauce? onegai?
    <Shinu> hai!
    <Chibi-Chi> woo!
    <Shinu> *dingdong*
    <Shinu> woo!
    * Chibi-Chi scuttles in circles and mickles like a headless flea
    <Chibi-Chi> I get iiitt!
    <Shinu> i pay!
    <Shinu> -rummages through noah-kun's wallet-
    <Shinu> -gets moneh-
    <Maeglin> I only have $5
    <Shinu> ...-rummages through zach's wallet-
    * Chibi-Chi peeks
    <Chibi-Chi> ..
    <Chibi-Chi> MONEH
    * Chibi-Chi gnaws
    <Shinu> -gets rest of moneh-
    <Shinu> -pays fer pizza-
    <Shinu> -shares wif chibi chi and burrito-
    <Shinu> couches don't eat.
    <Chibi-Chi> Bow down before the one you serve..
    * Chibi-Chi bows
    <Chibi-Chi> WOO
    * Chibi-Chi munches
    <Chibi-Chi> I smashed teh lumps!
    <Silent`Screamz> -munchez-
    <Chibi-Chi> XD
    <Shinu> meat lovers wif barbecue sauce
    <Silent`Screamz> Lumps?
    <Chibi-Chi> hai
    <Chibi-Chi> Lumps.
    <Chibi-Chi> -nodnod-
    <Shinu> noah and zach.
    <Silent`Screamz> -pats-
    <Shinu> lumpy couches
    <Chibi-Chi> Da' couches were lumpeh.
    <Chibi-Chi> I fixed.
    <Chibi-Chi>
    <Chibi-Chi> XD
    <Silent`Screamz> Gewd job XD
    * Chibi-Chi scuttles 'round Rubba
    <Shinu> i think she broke them.
    <Silent`Screamz> this comp sucks xX
    <Chibi-Chi> ...I smash again?
    <Shinu> ...or at least changed a gender.
    <Shinu> hai, smash again if j00 want.
    <Chibi-Chi> I smash again, chibi mastah?
    <Chibi-Chi> ..
    <Chibi-Chi> WOO
    * Chibi-Chi scuttles back to teh Couch
    * Chibi-Chi pokes 'im
    * Venaf is dying
    * Maeglin is dead
    <Shinu> -whispers to noah-couch- revive yerself and run.
    <Chibi-Chi> some'un revive 'em! I wanna smash more.. ;_;
    <Shinu> -tosses over a phoenix down-
    * Maeglin revives himself and runs away
    <Silent`Screamz> -lewks fer a biiiiig mallet-
    * Chibi-Chi chases teh Noah-couch
    <Chibi-Chi> come baaaaaaaaack!
    <Chibi-Chi> come baaaaaaaaack!
    <Chibi-Chi> ;_;
    <Maeglin> I DON'T WANNA!

    <Maeglin> OH NO! THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN EEEEEEEEND!
    <Buritoni> o_o
    <Rinna> YAY!

    <Shinu> got a new staff last night in Final Fantasy XI. Actually it’s an Ash Rod. With it I can totally decimate a common wild rabbit with only one strike. Sometimes I like to blind them first though and then hit them. I know it’s not necessary but that’s the sort of person I am.

    <Vaelen_Helvete> I have a pet SCIMIFENIS.
    <Maeglin> A what?
    <Vaelen_Helvete> SCIMIFENIS (Spontaneously Combusting Infinitely Misconductive Immortal Flying Electric Ninja Imploding Squirrel): A flying ninja squirrel, that at any time is liable to implode into itself or randomly set itself on fire, that can't die and has access to the Internet through itself.
    <Maeglin> You're my kind of person!

    * Maeglin pokes Shinu "You're looking evil today. Are you evil?"
    <Maeglin>
    <Shinu> hai!
    <Shinu> thank you for asking!
    <Shinu> ^ ^
    <Maeglin> You're welcome
    <Twisted`Dreamz> Arent yew always looking evil? XD
    <Shinu> well, hai.

    <Vaelen_Helvete> For once Henry thought rainbows dropped windsurfers over Pakistan. They thought maybe if she vacuumed the ceiling they would forget about that 75 cents she owed their kangaroo. Hopefully the hampster didn't have a cellular phone because he couldn't hide from the President.

    <Vaelen_Helvete> Suzy never could understand espańol, so her rabbit never ate pie. "Hold the penguins!" I so happily shouted. It was 4:00 and my carrot had already vacuumed his salami.

    <Vaelen_Helvete> Long live SCIMIFENIS!
    <Dyne> You Communist Pig.
    <Vaelen_Helvete> You don't even know what a SCIMIFENIS is!
    <Vaelen_Helvete> SCIMIFENIS (Spontaneously Combusting Infinitely Misconductive Immortal Flying Electric Ninja Imploding Squirrel): A flying ninja squirrel, that at any time is liable to implode into itself or randomly set itself on fire, that can't die and has access to the Internet through itself.
    <Dyne> You Communist Squirrel.
    <Vaelen_Helvete> -_-
    <Vaelen_Helvete> Thank you.

    * twinraver-Miki reaches up her shirt and rubs her chest, glaring at Kevin..
    <Pestilence> ...
    * Miwako blinks
    <Miwako> Ummm
    <Miwako> Wrong timing?
    * Dyne thought for a second that said Skirt
    * twinraver-Miki takes her hands out of her shirt.
    <twinraver-Miki> >>
    <twinraver-Miki> <<
    * Pestilence takes his hand out of her shirt, too
    <Pestilence> >.>
    * twinraver-Miki giggles.
    <twinraver-Miki> But that felt gooood..
    <Heartless> Rape
    <twinraver-Miki> Kevin is calling me an adult molester...what the ****..

    <twinraver-Miki> ...
    <twinraver-Miki> He's petting meee!

    <davy> my motto is if it feels good
    <davy> its probably illegal

    <davy> wb terri
    <terri29> ty davy
    <davy> we know whayt u were doing too
    <davy> so no lies
    <terri29> lol
    * terri29 was using her phone P
    <davy> thats unique
    * terri29 shuddsup lol
    <TooGood4Myself> omg terri how's that work lol
    <davy> probably sets it to vibrate id guess?
    <davy> omg did i say that out loud
    * davy shuts the **** up
    <davy> to think i used to be a christian to u pl corrupted me

    * Vampire`sKiss hums happily about the world coming to an end and everyone burning in hell.

    <Maeglin> Is everyone in a bad mood, or am I an *******?
    <Shinu> i'm a happy person. ^ ^
    <Vampire`sKiss> I'm feeling down right chipper XD
    <Shinu> XD
    * Maeglin tilts his head
    <Maeglin> Damn
    * Maeglin beats his head on a wall "Stop--being--an--***--hole--you--***--hole!"
    <Shinu> keep doing that, it might work out for you.
    * Maeglin goes back to clinging to the ceiling while beating his head on a light bulb
    <Shinu> ...poor light bulb
    <Buritoni> *waits for light bulb to go e'SpLoDy*
    * Maeglin 's head goes e'SpLoDy. "BLAST! DAMN YOU ALL!!"
    * Maeglin falls off the ceiling
    <Vampire`sKiss> -wiggles- Yaay.
    <Shinu> -gets the cattle prod-
    <Buritoni> XD
    <Shinu> c'mere!
    <Buritoni> do it again! do it again! do it again!
    <Shinu> -hands out the stolen torture devices-
    <Shinu> ^ ^
    <Buritoni> XD
    <Shinu> i need to fill my quota. i.e. he needs to die.
    <Buritoni> ah
    <Buritoni> 'long as it doan have a motor, i'll be fine. machinery with motors doan like me.
    <Shinu> auto castrator. have fun burrito
    <Buritoni> whoo! *goes to use it on Richard*
    <Buritoni> shine, bastard!
    <Shinu> ...he's satan. satan can't die. where would he go? hell?
    <Buritoni> ...
    <Buritoni> blast.
    <Buritoni> u.u
    <Buritoni> *ties 'im up, throws 'im in trunk of car, drives 'im out of town, dumps 'im in a river*

    <Shinu> YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! KITTENS!!
    <Shinu> XD
    <Rygon> OO
    <Rygon> I scared...
    <Shinu> ...-sniffle- so am i...i've got "I feel pretty" in my head...
    <Shinu> u.u;;;
    <Shinu> ...-falls out of her chair laffin- it actually says gay!
    <Vampire`sKiss> Told yew!

    <Apathy> The stupid ***** redlined in first and took too long to ****.
    <Apathy> shift*

    <Shinu> XD! have you met my good friend maria? she's the crazy one on the block!
    <Shinu> she isn't in love, she's merely insane!

    <Pestilence> SMACB = Smack My *** Carefully, ***** ?

    * Buritoni pours blue juice all over the floor
    * Maeglin blinks
    <Maeglin> Why'd you kill an alien?
    <Buritoni> its blue kool-aid, dearie...
    <Shinu> XD
    * Maeglin twitches and clings to the ceiling "IT'S A CONSPIRACY I TELL YOU! THEY KILL ALIENS FOR THEIR BLUEBERRY TASTING BLOOD!!!!!!"

    <Der_Meister_Schirmer> and you are?
    <Vampiric-Goddess-Zelda> o.o your best wet dream
    <Der_Meister_Schirmer> oh how disappointing...

    <Flak> Do not hump under any circumstances.
    * Vampiric-Goddess-Zelda humps

    * Buritoni yells at the top of her lungs "I believe its my God-given right to destroy everything in my sight cuz it never gets old, it never gets dull, all it gets is more bold!"

    <Buritoni> i don't tell many people a lot of things.
    * Buritoni is just a diary of secrets
    <Maeglin> Indeed
    * Maeglin coughs "baseballbat"
    <Buritoni> ...no dissing of the bat.
    <Maeglin> Not dissing
    <Maeglin> Just mentioning
    <Buritoni> no mentioning of the bat, then.
    <Buritoni> speeshully in anime-chat.
    <Maeglin> LOL
    <Maeglin> I'm sure
    <Buritoni> >>;
    <Buritoni> i don't want everyone to know what i do in my free time, oki?
    <Shinu> o o
    <Buritoni> you no wanna know.
    <Shinu> ...wif a baseball bat? iie. i doan..
    <Buritoni> my point exactly.
    <Shinu> o o;;;
    <Shinu> -scoots away from burrito and bat-

    <Vampiric-Goddess-Zelda> "Don't let worries kill you, let the church help."

    * Maeglin violently crushes a gnat on his screen "HOW DARE YOU GET IN MY WAY!?!?!?!"

    * Lenoh eats Mimiru
    <Lenoh> TASTEH
    <Mimiru> ...
    * Mimiru moans?

    <baka> "To boldly go where no sane person has gone before!"
    <baka> ...where did that ...
    <baka> nevermind

    <baka> but if i were not on my drugs i'd be dead...'cause i'd have gone and kilt myself
    <Chaotic-Vampiress-Zelda> Nooo! Not the kilt!
    <Chaotic-Vampiress-Zelda> e_e
    <baka> YOU SHALL WEAR THE ALMIGHTY KILT...FACE THE PUNISHMENT!!!!
    <baka> MWAHAHHAHAHAH

    <Kari`> Never play with crazy glue and masturbate!
    <Zerkonia> Oops



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