GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately v.7 (M.A. Zak)

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, the garbage man tossed the bodies into the river.

Fortunately, it was Independence Day and the crowds were abouts.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Mikachu Yukitatsu didn't know what the word 'about' means in this context.

Fortunatley, all just skipped this reply of mine.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the mods refused to ignore the post

Fortunatley, they decided to give you a do over

[Unsolved Puzzle]

Unfortunately , the do over must be exatctyly 2000 words

Fortunatley they game, u a start on the first 800 words.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, they were the most obscure 800 words in the English language.

Fortunately, they gave you dictionary definitions for all of them.

[Unsolved Puzzle]

Unfortunatly, the words in the dictionary where orginized by color instead of letter

Fortunatly, u decided to pay a hobo to do the do over for you

[mr_pikachu]

Unsolved Puzzle, most games in PCG require you to wait for two other people to post between any two of your posts. This game isn't an exception to that rule.

So as an example, one more person needed to post after me before you could post again, under the rules. I'm only posting outside the rules to let you know about them.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the hobo didn't know how to spell

Fortunately, everyone was drunk so they didn't notice

[Unsolved Puzzle]

Unfortunately they got way to drunk and started to strip

Fortuneately they died of having a high alcahol level before they removed any clothes

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, it wouldn't have been so bad if they had stripped.

Fortunately, at least I didn't have to do the do over again.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, The proffessor form Back to the future gag and tied you and threw you into his Delorean time machine and took you back to make you do it

Fortunately, you escaped

[AdventureSerum]

Unfortunately, you escaped... Into caveman times!

Fortunately, it wasn't all that bad.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he was weaker than all of teh cavemen so they were able to boss him around

Fortunately, he was smarter than them

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, I was only a little smarter than them.

Fortunately, that was enough.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately what you thought was enough simply was not enough

Fortunately nough was said, and the ladybirds and the crickets made lots of noises destroying all sense of normality.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the bugs were eaten by a flock of owls

Fortunately, things returned back to normal

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, you can't judge how things should be from the way they are.

Fortunately, that philosophy isn't so accurate.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, a philosophy expert was able to nitpick at the details.

Fortunately, Gil Grissom for the Las Vegas was able to shut him up by boring him to death with all the insect facts that he knew about.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he was arrested for murder

Fortunately, he got off on a techniqality

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, he was then ran over by a truck.

Fortunately, it was only a toy truck.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, that left him crippled.

Fortunately, his friends were there to support him all the way.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, his family wasn't

Fortunately, all he needed was his friends

[Magi of all]

Unfortunately, all his friends just wanted to mooch off of him

Fortunately, he recieved a large settlement from the lawsuit of the turck driver

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he didn't get to spend it since he was struck by an errant asteroid.

Fortunately, he got a second chance in the next version of this game.