<Game> What Would You Do If...? Version 3 (Approved by T_M_L)

[Blademaster]

Feel my way out. Putting your hand on the right wall of a maze guarantees that you'll inevitably reach the exit.

What would you do if the Sun never set?

[Knight of Time]

See if I could meet a certain person from another forum I go to.

What would you do if you were watching TV and someone in your family of higher authority (e.g. a parent or other older relative) came into the room and forced you to let them watch what they wanted to watch?

[Blademaster]

Use my laptop. TV's are for dopes.

What would you do if you were capable of living on the Moon... yet you were also STRANDED on the Moon?

[Knight of Time]

Pray that God will heal me, otherwise, I'd just wait for my pain to be over forever.

What would you do if some philosophy or philosophy-related saying made you feel hurt about something you had or never had?

[Blademaster]

Yell at whoever said it.

What would you do if you suddenly knew every language on Earth except English?

[Knight of Time]

I'd use either to my advantage for whatever a situation calls for.

What would you do if you came face to face with the Punisher from YTV's old game show, Uh Oh!, complete with his scary-looking costume and some buckets of "goo" (water mixed with flour and food colour, I think) ready to be dumped on you if the Punisher got angered?

[Blademaster]

Kick him in the face the second he tried to touch me with that shit.

What would you do if Waluigi appeared at your door and demanded a game of Bob-Omb tennis?

[Ayeun]

Use my knowledge of science and medicine to become a god...

What would you do if you woke up in a girls body tomorrow?

[Knight of Time]

Find some mad scientist with good intentions, and have him find a way to make me male again.

What would you do if you woke up, and your hair was mysteriously dyed a different colour than its natural colour?

[Blademaster]

Not care much. It'll change back eventually.

What would you do if every color you saw was inverted?

[Knight of Time]

I'd have the animals make sure peace would be accomplished in this world, by having the right animal(s) at whatever places where they would be useful in stopping conflict of any major kind.

What would you do if Wayne Brady, Jonathan Mangum and Tiffany Coyne from Let's Make A Deal came over to your house and asked you for help with some ideas for new zonks?

[Fett One]

Sell it to a museum for thousands.

What would you do if you were Earth's last hope to survive an alien invasion?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd fight them and send them back to their home planets crying like babies. If I was the only hope I guess I would be able to do that.

What would you do if you heard from the news that a vulcano errupted in Finland?

[Fett One]

Find a quieter place to sleep.

What would you do if you planted a garden but rabbits kept eating your crops?

[Fett One]

Show it off.

What would you do if you woke up and found that your legs were missing?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Try moving with my arms and get to my laptop. Then I'd record my struggles to walk with my Pinnacle Studio, and put them into my Youtube channel Tanskatsuken to get somebody laugh at me.

What would you do if you became the Pope?

[Fett One]

Call the FBI.

What would you do if the venom symbiote was real and it tried to bond with you?

[Fett One]

Only touch things when necessary

What would you do if went to prison and were tortured there?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Depending on the reason why I was tortured, I'd either spill out what they wanted from me or remain quiet. Simple.

What would you do if someone stole your car?

[Blademaster]

Slam the door in their faces. I don't know these people.

What would you do if a meteorite crashed through your window?

[Blademaster]

Not give a fuck. Finland is a frozen shithole nobody likes except its delusional populace.

What would you do if you couldn't stop laughing?

[Knight of Time]

I'd pay you a visit, and laugh at your expense, annoying the hell out of you just because you made me unable to stop laughing.

What would you do if a band of hyenas' laughs woke you up in the middle of the night?

[Ayeun]

Have rabbit stew for dinner!

What would you do if you woke up in bed with your cousin?

[Knight of Time]

Wonder just how he/she got there, before pondering on what to do next, I dunno.

What would you do if someone invented a boredom-causing ray and successfully used it on you and everyone in your immediate family?

[Blademaster]

Fix my boredom by smashing their faces in with my big stick broom-handle thing/makeshift bo staff I found in the garage.

What would you do if you were suddenly left-handed?

[Knight of Time]

I'd go over to Blademaster's house while he's home, and start unleashing punishment after punishment after punishment for all his bad deeds, being as he reminds me of a real-life Eric Cartman.

What would you do if everything you ate or drank suddenly lost its flavour(s) the moment you began to enjoy what you were eating or drinking?

[Blademaster]

Eat a lot less.

What would you do if a serial killer began ravaging your home town?

[Knight of Time]

Get the hell out of its range, even if it meant I'd never be able to take a rest break safely ever again.

What would you do if a ticking, floating missile began to slowly stalk you everywhere you went, that didn't fall for any kind of trickery (like in the Woody Woodpecker cartoon Misguided Missile)?

[Blademaster]

Run far ahead of it and then shoot it until it detonates. Bonus points if it blows up the bridge near my house.

What would you do if all food, money, and such was immediately 'absorbed' by you as opposed to being consumed or stored, like in a video game?

[Blademaster]

Not give even a single fuck, as I own no car.

What would you do if someone stole your HOUSE?

Yeah, you heard me.

[Knight of Time]

Laugh at them for their futile effort and call the police, I don't live in a mobile home.

What would you do if you were selected to be a contestant on Distraction and the first round involved touching a small barrel cactus in order to "buzz in" on a question?

[Fett One]

Give up and not play.

What would you do if your favorite tv show was banned from tv and dvd/blu ray?

[Fett One]

Bring an autograph book.

What would you do if you became horribly scarred in a lab accident?

[Fett One]

Bring a camera so I can film Hanukkah Zombie's embarrassment.

What would you do if you got a job as a ghostbuster and your first assignment is to capture the ghosts of your grandparents?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Capture them and scare the heck out of my mother. My evil side comes to play...

What would you do if you found out I was the ultimate evil?

[Fett One]

Deny their friend request since I don't know them.

What would you do if the college that you go to gets burnt to the ground?

[Fett One]

Freak out since I'm afraid of spiders.

What would you do if you were trapped on a deserted island with Gilbert Gottfried?

[Fett One]

Use my knowledge of the future to properly invest my money and make a fortune.

What would you do if the president showed up at your house for dinner unexpectedly?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Inform my roommates and form a reception.

What would you do if you became unable to ask questions?

[Fett One]

Hack their accounts and get them banned for flaming people.

What would you do if the events of your favorite video game actually happened to you?