<Game> What Would You Do If...? Version 5 (Approved by The_Missing_Link)

[Fett One]

Become a superhero.

What would you do if you figured out a way to build a real light saber?

[Knight of Time]

I'd build it then sell it to someone who is more of a Star Wars fan than me.

What would you do if potatoes took over your city, with the objective of turning people into mindless couch potatoes (when you’re so wrapped up in something that you don’t even notice the world around you; basically, this means you're a zombie) and making potato clones of everyone until absolutely everyone has been turned into a zombie and cloned?

/\ this is a reference to the first Archie's Weird Mysteries episode; Attack Of The Killer Spuds.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Overpowered, I would face despair, there are so many potatoes already because it's the basic food of the Finns.

What would you do if you were stuck on a remote planet?

[Fett One]

If I have the resources, try to find a way home, otherwise I'll settle in and make the best of a bad situation.

What would you do if you found a real dragon egg?

[Knight of Time]

Pray that it hatches, that the dragon inside is very friendly.

What would you do if you found a foreign device that needed to be repaired before you could make use of it?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Show it to a friend of mine who is good at repairing things.

What would you do if you needed a plumber and after calling one, Mario and Luigi knocked on your door?

[Fett One]

Get their autographs and take a picture with them.

What would you do if Bowser and Eggman teamed up to steal your home so they can use it as their new base of operations?

[Knight of Time]

Get help from Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles to help me take my home back.

What would you do if your nose grew longer each time you told a lie (like Pinocchio)?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Avoid telling lies as much as I could, being noticed so easily.

What would you do if you had eight arms?

[Fett One]

Learn how to multitask so I can get more stuff done in a day.

What would you do if your house became haunted by the ghosts of the Three Stooges?

[Knight of Time]

Find the Ghostbusters, hoping they can get rid of the ghosts.

What would you do if someone asked you to invent a cure for coronavirus?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Wonder why that someone asks me, I'm not a doctor. I wish I could, though.

What would you do if you could speak Finnish?

[Fett One]

Travel to Finland when conditions improve, so I can get some use out of knowing it.

What would you do if Sterling Archer became your next door neighbor?

[Knight of Time]

I'd probably move to a different city, as I wouldn't really want him to be my next door neighbor.

What would you do if you were one of the two kings in a human chess game alongside 31 other people representing the rest of the chess pieces and pawns?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Do my best and try to win the game.

What would you do if you encountered a vampire?

[Fett One]

Try to find a cross and some garlic to keep the vampire from coming near me.

What would you do if you develop a sensitivity to sun light?

[Knight of Time]

Stay out of the sun as much as possible.

What would you do if you had a magnifying glass that was 5 times as big as a regular one?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Spare some paper and print things 6 pages per one sheet of paper, still being able to read that.

What would you do if your life turned 2-D?

[Fett One]

Unless there's a benefit to being 2-D, try to find a away to reverse it.

What would you do if R. L. Stine and Stephen King asked you to help them co-write their first corroboration?

[Knight of Time]

Decline, as the only horror related thing I am not bothered by these days is the old DOS game Nitemare 3D (which is a sequel to the Hugo's House of Horrors trilogy).

What would you do if your best friend was held prisoner in a massive haunted house, and you had to rescue your friend from the hordes of spooky monsters inside the house?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Go to the mansion and find my friend. I think I've said this before, I'm not that afraid of some ghosts.

What would you do if you encountered a speaking dog?

[Fett One]

Convince the dog to come work for me so we can make a fortunate selling tickets to people to come and see it talk.

What would you do if someone gifted you a mecha?

[Knight of Time]

Use it to seek out people breaking the law so that I could catch them so quickly that they'd be captured within seconds after committing their crimes.

What would you do if you were the admin of a Facebook group that had too many rule breakers in the group among the tens of thousands of people who follow the group's rules?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Recruit more moderators from those members that act alright and don't break the rules.

What would you do if you found yourself inside Digital World?

[Fett One]

Try to make friends with a Digimon that could become my partner.

What would you do if you discovered that you are immune to all known diseases?

[Knight of Time]

I'd live my life to the fullest (or as close to that as possible), knowing I cannot get any disease.

What would you do if you wanted to have a burger but you only had hot dog buns?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Assuming I still have something to put between the buns be creative and eat it.

What would you do if you could bring a Pokemon of your choice to the real world?

[Fett One]

Assuming, I can fully control it, I would bring a Charizard. If it can't be controlled than I would pass on getting a pokemon since they are all dangerous in one way or another.

What would you do if you discovered the Transformers while they were still disabled inside the volcano (G1 continuity)

[Knight of Time]

I'd find a way to take them out of the volcano and see if I could reactivate them (starting with the ones who fight for the side of good).

What would you do if you met Popeye amid a major spinach shortage?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Guide him to the best grocery store in our town.

What would you do if you met Pegasus from Yu-Gi-Oh!?

[Fett One]

Avoid dueling him, since I'm usually bad at strategy card games.

What would you do if someone mistakenly thought you are a secret agent?

[Knight of Time]

I'd tell them they've got the wrong person (that I'm not a secret agent).

What would you do if there was an insect hive (e.g. a bee hive or a wasp hive) on the side of your house?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

See if I can become a beekeeper.

What would you do if you were wrongly accused of something so trivial as stealing some candy from a store?

[Fett One]

If I'm innocent of any wrong doing, claim so and then leave. If I really did steal it, apologize and pay for the candy.

What would you do if Saul Goodman became your lawyer?

[Knight of Time]

I'd fire him, as he really isn't the kind of lawyer I'd want if I needed a lawyer for anything.

What would you do if popcorn fell out of the sky one winter day instead of snow?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Bring on some buckets to fill and start thinking what kind of a movie I should watch.

What would you do if you had a snowboard?

[Fett One]

Go snowboarding for the first time. If I like, I'll keep going, if not, I'll get rid of the snowboard.

What would you do if you discovered a way to bring the dead back to life?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

If they were going to be Zombies or things like that, I'd become a powerful, feared Necromancer. If not, I'd use my powers to meet some interesting historical figures like Albert Einstein, Blaise Pascal, Ramesses II and see what they think of today.

What would you do if Nintendo stopped making The Legend of Zelda games?

[Knight of Time]

Scratch my head in confusion and ask why they would do such a thing.

What would you do if Nintendo went bankrupt and went completely out of business?

[Fett One]

Mourn the loss of Mario/Luigi, Link/Zelda, and Samus for a few days and then go back to my playing my Playstation.

What would you do if the entire video game market crashes like it did in the eighties?