Hoothooters! Can I get sum?

[Mew Master]

*releases Ziz, Tarasque, and Behemoth. Gives them forks/knives/bibs as nessicary* DIG IN! *CHOMPS*

WHO HOO! Hello 23rd Birthday!

[Mew Master]

And while I JUST NOTICE IT... Happy Birthday to you Vermillion!

[DarkestLight]

Happy B-day Verm :O!

[Blademaster]

Happy birthday to all the maniacs of ASB and- MEW MASTER GET OFF THAT SUPPORT BEAM!!!

(crash)

... (sigh) Hope someone got him a liver transplant for his birthday...

[Mew Master]

*has ninjas steal Blade's Liver instead*

*one chop-shop surgery later... MM and his team are still munching on parts the mansion... like termintes*

[Blademaster]

Hey! That's MY liver! ...Well, OK, it's really c0n5p1racy's, but he's been gone for forever, so he don't need it.

(gets another liver and pops it in)

Now stop chewing on the termintes! Termintes have rights too! Don't make me call the termintes rights activists on you terminte-munching sadists! >O

[Greyfox]

This is awkward...

-Grey

[DarkestLight]

Yes fun. You know you want a thick piece of scaffolding. *Releases G, Zent and Wynd-and begin working on the second story scaffolding themselves* Its like.. cancerous gingerbread!

[Blademaster]

Awkward...

...

THIS. IS. PASTA!!!!!!

(kicks Grey into a pit someone ate through the floor)

[Mew Master]

WE. MAKE. LASANGA!!!!

*prepares giant pan to cook the southwest wing*

[The Blue Avenger]

WE. MAKE. LASANGA!!!!

It's 'lasagna'. *hits with mod-hammer*

[Mew Master]

*pops from Mod Hammer*

WORD. PROCESSOR. LIED!!!!

[Greyfox]

My soul burns...

-Grey

[Blademaster]

NOBODY mentioned my post!?

As George Carlin would say:

"Come on! That's clever shit - that's a double pun, Goddamn it! You didn't think of it!"

[Greyfox]

Hey! River's officially been modded! Now she can police this place properly!

Does that mean she can get Mega Horny to stop sending me messages? I would much appreciate not learning about his supposedly large male genitalia. Stop stroking your ego, Dylan! I don't swing that way!!

-Grey

[Pichu Luver]

*looks at whats happening to the mansion* Ok... strange, you are, who eats walls. No matter the type or spellage of the food. Speaking of spelling, colour does have a u. I defy you spell checker.

*then looks at Grey's post* . . . *cough* Lovely, though the way that's said I'm not sure if your joking or not. If you aren't, please PM me about instead.

Now to motor off on my poli-mod-scooter. Why a scooter? Cause scooters are amusing.

[Dream Breaker]

At least the wall-consuming began after my hotel was renovated as a mansion...

On the other hand, I don't see mechanical dinosaurs and the like rampaging around.

._.

[Mew Master]

Mmmmm linguini

[Pichu Luver]

So THAT'S why it shrunk when it rained!

[Mew Master]

I hope to have eaten our way to the veranda by Christmas Eve *munches*

[darktyranitar]

Man, the place is as random as it gets...

Hey. Anyone miss me?


....

...okay, if that doesn't work, how about...

Who wants some gift for the X-mas tree?

[DarkestLight]

o.O Hrm, did I miss the new thread room?

[darktyranitar]

I dunno; I was wondering where'd everyone went to as well...

[The Blue Avenger]

School started; there's your answer. I'm working on getting back into the swing of things. At least for me, bear with me, please.

[MeLoVeGhOsTs]

Yeah, I have exams and such. I think alot of people have the same problem.

Also TBA: you still have two points from me from the XMT.

[DarkestLight]

Ah school. Well, hell, no rush, but whenever everyone gets a chance, what grade/level are you all in? It would be good for me to know so I could stalk you all better ¬¬ err..so we have a new convo topic! *Cough*

Me? I'm not in school anymore ._. (I know, I portray a 9 year old so well ) I finished in 2004 with a dual B.S in Geology and Biology (Whoo Paleo). Unfortunately, I hate debt, so I'm currently working to repay all that off so my grad school dreams are on hold.

EDIT: And after seeing that post, I freaked out. I'ts been 4 years since I've been out of school. Riiiiidiculous x_x!

[darktyranitar]

Oh, I'm currently in this pre-university college level called the matriculation... I'll be finishing it this April, so busy, busy, busy!

[Mega Horny]

DT -- I noticed you didn't renickname any of the Pokemon I gave to you except Poliwag, whose nickname you kept. Do you want nicknames for them?

Blademaster -- Im still expecting you to refer to Cuboner as Cuboner at all times. Not Dry Bones. You can say both, if you wish. I like Exeggutor's nickname.

Soap -- send me a fax

[Pichu Luver]

Yesss school . . . I procrastinate and have a bad habit of leaving essay until I only have a few days --''. My classes are interesting though, going for a B.A. in History. I also transfered from a different degree so I'm in a odd combo of first and second year.

[darktyranitar]

@MH: Eh, about those guys... well, I was thinking of giving them some Earthbound-themed nicknames, heheh. Unless... you'd like to suggest something different?

[Mew Master]

Heh, Graduate School... gotta love it XD

[Silencer]

Hey guys, it's been a while but I think I'm going to come back to ASB. I'm thinking about restarting with some new pokémon but as how I want to keep some of my current pets, I'll think I'll have some of them up in the trading tower and just buy/trade for the onces I want ^^

You can all suck up to me now so that your chances of getting one of my pokémon gets higher :p

[Dark Dragonite]

You can all suck up to me now so that your chances of getting one of my pokémon gets higher :p

:p

[Dark Dragonite]

Welcome back Silencer, I just came back myself, great to see another tough asber come back

[Blademaster]

You ain't so tough!

d:

[DarkestLight]

o.o Blade only wishes he had skillz >p

[darktyranitar]

We got activity, lol.

WB, Silencer and DD

[Blademaster]

Don't make me hunt you down and stick an arrow in your ass, Darkly. I live within walking distance of your house, you know.

...

Uh... What was your address, again?

[darktyranitar]

The SP 2007 Fanfic award. 'cause I'm too lazy to copy paste and stuff

And I'm now in college, so I won't be too worried about it

[Blademaster]

Grah?

>< Not YOU, Lackey! I'm talking to Darkest Light.

DARKest
LIght

DARKLI.

Darkly.

Get it? Sheesh, you guys are almost as dense as I am.