BTPoke's Blissful Tempora Pizzeria

[Oslo]

Thanks, guys!

Congratulations on reaching grad level acceptance. You say Trans-Canadian, how close will you be to say...Montana >.>....Are we talking Calgary close or like, Really boondocking Yukon area close :/

*has to look up where Montana is*

I will be closeish to Montana. Not as close as Calgary, but closeish. I'll be going to the University of British Columbia in Vancouver. It's practically on the ocean. *swoon*

[BTPoke]

God, you fall asleep and miss everything. You're supposed to be doing your job, internet! :/

Welcome back, Oslo!

[DarkestLight]

Damnit why does everyone have to look up where this place is!

Anyway, NICE! I was thinking maybe you might go there...they have some good Geo work with the Burgess Shale <3.<3!!!

[Ash0011]

we allowed to use the new move tutors yet?

[RaZoR LeAf]

we allowed to use the new move tutors yet?

Are B2 and W2 available in the US yet?

[Oslo]

So did the Gym Leader vacancy thing get resolved while I was gone?

If not, I suggest someone should challenge my Gym and take a crack at it. Not that I'll just roll over for them, but still. It's worth a shot.

[BTPoke]

I swear to god Oslo, once I'm done with one of my matches, I'm coming for ya, so save a spot for me

[Oslo]

*maniacal laughter*

*also dancing*

[Greyfox]

Still working on the GL vacancy.

As far as BW2 goes -- it comes out on October 7th, so we'll probably allow you all to start using the new moves (and new formes, provided someone acquires one of them) once October comes.

[DarkestLight]

>.>....Contemplating it, cause they REALLY help Hydreigon. :/ Its not even funny.

[Oslo]

>.>....Contemplating it, cause they REALLY help Hydreigon. :/ Its not even funny.

Eh, it gets a lot of extra moves but I'm not exactly blown away. Besides one added offensive type (Psychic) and some minor support moves (Roost/Spite/Tailwind), there's nothing game-changing. I'd trade it all for Magic Coat.

[DarkestLight]

Oh and damnit, why'D I challenge Oslo now. I forgot I needed to jump in his Gym and get a win for the Mod team :/

[DarkestLight]

Everyone wants the coat of Magic!

[Ash0011]

what about aqua tail?

[Oslo]

Hydreigon already gets Surf, which is stronger and more accurate. I might prefer Aqua Tail in certain scenarios where I need a Physical Water attack (ie. if I'm facing a Golem with a Defense nerf or something along those lines), but that would have to be a pretty specific situation.

[Rossymore]

At least Stealth Rocks come back and the majority of Unovas get Sleep Talk, not becoming completely useless sleeping. Archeops gets Roost lol.

[DarkestLight]

Hrm oh yeah...

[BTPoke]

and you cannot BELIEVE how happy I am to know that archeops gets a healing move other than rest in the near future. That will make my life so much easier, considering it's my favorite flying type for no apparent reason.

[RaZoR LeAf]

Fuck Roost, a Hidden Ability would have been better. I'd be happy for Honey Gather or Pick Up, anything is better than an ability that halves two of your stats when you hit 50% health. Horrible.

[BTPoke]

Hey, I'll take what I can get. A hidden ability would be awesome, yes, but then archeops would be overpowered and probably banned from tournaments and stuff.

[Oslo]

My housemate baked muffins. My housemate saved a muffin for me. My housemate's boyfriend then ate my muffin while I was sleeping.

(Spoiler:) THIS IS THE DARKEST TIMELINE. ;_;

[Greyfox]

My housemate baked muffins. My housemate saved a muffin for me. My housemate's boyfriend then ate my muffin while I was sleeping.

(Spoiler:) THIS IS THE DARKEST TIMELINE. ;_;

[BTPoke]

Nuuu! not your muffin! How could he do that!?

[RaZoR LeAf]

Is muffin an alternative to sex in this story, or do you actually mean baked goods?

[Perfect Chaos]

Were they baked goods or were they "baked" goods?

If muffin = sex then it almost sounds like Oslo got roofied and raped

[BTPoke]

If muffin DOES = sex, then lemme just say that that went COMPLETELY over my surprisingly naive 16-year-old brain.

[Oslo]

The muffins were unfortunately neither sex nor "baked." Oslo is abstaining from both of those things until his friggin' thesis is done. *punches everything* That's why he needed the muffin. He's stressed and tends to eat his emotions. D:

[Blademaster]

What flavor were the muffins?

[Oslo]

Blueberry. The berries were massive and abundant, just the way berries should be.

[Blademaster]

Well, that IS tragic...

But take solace in the fact that they weren't chocolate chip, at least. That's a tar-and-feather-worthy crime.

[RaZoR LeAf]

Or Chocolate, chocolate chipped, with chocolate sauce in the middle. Then you would be perfectly within your rights to stone the muffin thief to death, burn his body and stake your claim on all his stuff.

[ChobiChibi]

I baked a Victoria sponge cake, but with raspberry jam instead of strawberry. I would send you some, but Canada is a long way away. And it might get squished in the mail D:

Edit: Piccies of nom! Also mum's birthday cake, so probably shouldn't send it away ^^;

[Charles Legend]

That looks delicious ChobiChibi however I bet it's loaded with sodium aka salt, no thanks to my high blood pressure I can't eat stuff like that anymore. -_-

~Charles Legend

[ChobiChibi]

I didn't put any salt in it. The butter does have salt in it though... And that's for the cake and butter icing >> One slice couldn't hurt!

"Services" makes me sound like a prostitute XD "Talents" is probably a better word, although that too can be taken the wrong way, but not quite as badly.

I like cake.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

lol

What about 'traits'?

[ChobiChibi]

That's better No more sexual implications for me 8D

Brownies, fairy cakes and double sponge cake achieved. Now I must learn muffins, flapjack, gingerbread and scones to become a happy baker.

[Oslo]

That looks amazing! I'm sure your mom would understand if you mailed it to me. Moms are cool like that.

[Blademaster]

Wait a sec, baker? I thought Becki was a singer or chorist/choirist/icantfuckingspellthisoccupationist.

Not that a strong independent modern woman can't have two jobs, but I like to keep clear tabs on you people and your personal details, just in case it's ever needed. This is not suspicious at all. Keep moving.

[ChobiChibi]

You can just generalise it into musician. I don't think it would be fair to just stick myself in one catigory XD Nor am I the type to be offended by it.

I'm learning to bake because I love cake. My mum used to bake a lot, I think it's in my genes.

[Skye]

Lucky .-. I tend to ruin most things I cook. Even with microwaveable things and instructions.