TPM Memories

[Crystal Mew]

You act like you're no longer dumb!

Well I'm definitely not AS dumb as I used to be >=[


oh yes...bjarni. The thing I remember most about him is is cartoon porn he posted in fanart. Donald Duck anyone? LOL

[Heald]

PK was a reference to an old clan I was in. The clan was old in 2000, so I decided to drop PK altogether in 2005. I also went by 'Jamaican Gecko' and 'Fallen Angel' during the time we could change our names, since those were usernames I went by at other forums.

I think my favourite sigs were when LP was banning all the funny people left right and centre so I knocked up a couple of Kill Bill parody posters called Kill TPM, one for each volume, as LP was literally killing TPM by banning all the funny people.

[Dark-San]

Well Suzie is the only Resident signature police around. And that is her job.

As far as I could remember, one of your signature was actually stepping on the fine line of decency. It had pictures of women wearing in their undies, being intimate with each other.

But that is pretty sensitive, IMO.

[Heald]

That wasn't me. I'm not into that art nonsense. I assume you're referring to 'Kiss' by Tanya Chalkin:



Yeah, the Kiss is generally overused by tools who think they're edgy or artsy by having a copy of this. But I never used it.

I never had a problem with LP being the sig police (the sigs I got told off for were usually quite blatantly inappropriate when there was still a belief that anyone under the age of 14 still visits these boards), in fact, it was usually W-P-M who had a problem with my sigs (in his opinion, anything that wasn't a Blastoise was probably against his skewed view of decency). It was more the fact she banned people like TMM and Tainted, even though at the time they were 2 of the only awesome people left on TPM.

[Leon-IH]

The massive religion debates, which in hindsight were retarded.

I wish those had come along now I'm a bit older and less e-tarded so I could troll them.

Edit: and my monologue post that pissed I think every person that read it off or made them think I was a troll.

[Magmar]

Why don't we have more threads than this? Who cares if they're not... well... productive, they keep people here.

[Drago]

Yeah, it's something that I realised a little while ago; TPM members are always giddy to reminisce over the forum's heyday. It's kind of like a reunion of sorts; old codgers like us all coming back to look back at the old days, possibly ponder where people are now, all that sort of thing.
I was thinking of making a topic where people could quote their favourite actual posts of all time, but decided that's going a bit far.

And hey, now that I'm thinking on it, I too miss the better days of RPG. Even if having a lot of members meant a couple scrub RP'ers who had no clue what they were doing, they'd just be slotted into the role of supporting character, while the better people played the leads (I should know, I was those supporting characters. lol)
I reckon I oughta revive one or two from my past. Hmm, which... oh yeah... Pokemen in Black. Awwwwww hell yeah.

[RedStarWarrior]

Post away...I'll just close anything too bad, but otherwise, have fun!

[Drago]

Somehow I envisioned the maurading as being more articulate... But maybe that was just me.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Some memories, I remember when firepokemon posted a topic named something like 'Truth about firepokemon'. And some topics by him/you I found very amusing, one about 'average TPM poster' and such.

I remember a really good General Discussion topic, too, not by firepokemon, though, heh. It was about making fake Game Boy cheats and it soooo looooong. I used to have it on a disc (or was it one of those periods when I had Internet at home, I highly doubt) and I also considered printitng it. But I can't find the disc anymore (heck, I think I NEVER had Internet at home after joining TPM, I always used it at school and in libraries)!

Anyway, now all that's left of that topic is this notepaper:

http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/3...echeatsjq1.jpg

'Tulosta' is 'print(!)', namely an imperative of 'tulostaa', 'to print' in Finnish language.

[Vejodi]

I remember the time Kevin with the Pokemon emoticon's allowed people to type :bulbasaur: rather than 001.

I orgasmed.

Not these days though.

[Toxicity]

Best moderator at any point since the forum's creation?

[Heald]

Raz, when he was made Misc. mod and as a consequence I lost a bet that Raz would never be a Misc. mod, and therefore had to publicly proclaim I was a fairy.

Most annoying tool ever to grace the forums?

[Toxicity]

Oh crap, I remember the fairy stint. It was around your birthday in '04, if I remember correctly.

Most annoying tool...search engine is pretty damn touchy. Enough that you can't sex it up as much as you'd want to.

Unless you're speaking of a different definition of "tool."

[Heald]

Yeah I am, as in 'Michael Bay is a complete tool'.

[Toxicity]

I'm not sure about minimodding or puppets, but on a slightly-related note...

We have a mod that has a small tool, and my sources will remain unnamed.

[Drago]

Biggest tool: WPM.

Member who got away with the most crap?

EDIT: I'd also like to publicly sex Toxicity for having possibly righted this topic. Possibly.

[Heald]

Sexing cancelled; return to chaos.

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Anyway, I think everyone who was a complete assclown got banned (myself included, I think I've been banned about 4 times now) but I guess the likes of Dean, who got away with actually being pure evil and Satan incarnate for yonks without punishment is my vote.

Mod that never should've been modded?

[Magmar]

Biggest tool: WPM.

You mean, widest tool, right?

I'd have to go with... oh hell if I know, Lady Vulpix and all the Hitler jokes about her. Probably the next thing will be Vulpixes with swastikas plastered on them.

TPM member you wish never left?

[Toxicity]

For me, fat man with a monkey. Coolest guy I used to talk to on a regular basis. Kyle (Syberia) is a close second, though.

Biggest fanboy/fangirl of any particular series? (in b4 Animelee)

Also, why'd ya have to ruin the sexy time, Heald?

[Heald]

Stop.



Sexytime.

Also, to answer your query, HavoX would never shut up about Doom. He always trolled the goddamn VG forum always saying Doom 3 was the best game ever made and saying shit like, 'Well at doomforums.com they blahblahblah' like anyone gave a shit.

I think he got banned in the end. I hated that little faggot.

Best thread evar?

[Blademaster]

THIS ONE!!!!!111!1!1!111

Worst thread evar?


And I reserve the right to shoot anyone who replies 'This one.'.

[Drago]

Here's a vote that Magmar might agree with... Though that was just the first one that sprang to mind, there have likely been worse if you were to dig deep into the archives...

[Magmar]

Here's a vote that Magmar might agree with... Though that was just the first one that sprang to mind, there have likely been worse if you were to dig deep into the archives...

Did anyone ever actually check out any of his websites? They're all like... TV shows starring Dragon Tales characters, stuff like... idk "This is my fantasy game show called "Stephanie Wilson is the name of the little girl on Dragon Tales" HELLO LITTLE FRIEND" I really wish I made that up. Hundreds of pages of stuff like this. The guy's 27.

Much love for Dragon Tales characters sitting on porches?

Better yet, I found his fantasy game show.

[Toxicity]

When I noticed the age, I immediately thought...

[Drago]

He's a very nice man. I think you'll like him very much.

[Heald]

I'm scared to click on any of those links, so I'll just pose another question:

Best Misc. Debate evar?

[Toxicity]

Historical Accuracy of the Bible for sure. It was a mass of sacre-licious hysteria I missed due to moving down to the Bible Belt, ironically enough.

Biggest asshole ever to grace the debates?

[Blademaster]

It's a tie between two posters in the Bible topic: That newbie kid that was a hardcore religious extremist that never posted anything besides 'Jesus is your salvation and He loves you all and I'm a Bible thumper blah blah blah.,' and that other guy that had to always get the last word in, to the point that he was actually debating with NOBODY by the end of the topic while everyone else had given up and just wanted it to die already.

I forget both of their names.

[Heald]

Sorovis and Checkmate were the two Bible-bashing freaks, and it turned out that Checkmate was Sorovis' sock-puppet (which he continuously denied ad nauseam).

You might be thinking about TheRustedOne, or TRO, who would always have to get the last word in. He probably actually typed more characters in his debating career on TPM than the html code of the entire Internet.

Oh, and a question:

Most wapanese member of the entire forum (i.e. white person/Westerner who insists on using Japanese terms)?

[Blademaster]

No, I just went and checked. The Bible-thumper was AbareMax. Sorovis/Checkmate at least presented some form of argument in their posts; Max was pure thumper. Everyone of his posts was a condescending pile of divine shit like "Yea, my son, you've just presented an articulate argument supporting your heretic ideals. But thou can still read the Bible and walk in His light. Amen."

As for the 'last word in' guy, THAT was Sorovis. He got a size-100 text "FOR THE LOVE OF YOUR IMAGINARY DIETY WILL YOU LET THIS FUCKING TOPIC DIE ALREADY!?!?!?" from either TRO or TMM and a punch in the face from Leon-IH. Shame I missed it...

I'll leave the question to someone else - I dunno any Waps on TPM.

[Heald]

I'll leave the question to someone else - I dunno any Waps on TPM.

Clearly you've never been to Singapore the RPG Forum!

[Toxicity]

They were filtered to "weeaboo" once on 4chan and have been referred to such as that since.

Most Wapanese is most definitely PoLHaruko-san, no offense or anything. I clearly remember a lot of RPGs for her Japanese characters; a translated English narration, but involved a lot of Japanese for clearly no reason.

Biggest closet Gaiafag?

[Magmar]

I thought you said Girafarig.

And, Water Pokemon Master. XD

TPM member most likely to get a sex change?

[Heald]

Ugh, probably you or Nine, given recent events.

Biggest backseat modder?

[Toxicity]

Kevin. He doesn't do much other than keep the server up and running and sometimes come to say "King in the castle, king in the castle...go do this, go do this!"

Craziest couple?

[Heald]

Err, backseat mod means to chastise other people for not following the forum's rules even though you're not a mod, i.e. a non-mod who pretends to be a mod.

[Toxicity]

I see now...

And now I know I need to stop my medication...

But anyway, Animelee always struck me in that direction.

[Blademaster]

No way. That title is mine.

MINE, BITCH.

Anybody in ASB can vouch for me. I'm a control freak, after all.

[Ultimate Charizard]

Since ive been readin all this and reminiscing(Sp) ill jump in.

Biggest PCP (Post Count pusher) on the forum?
And this only counts people who do it to get noticed, ie they post the same random one line altered slightly to suit the topic and then make a post to brag when it hits 100/500 etc.