<Game> Twisted Wishes v.4 (M.A. LV)

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but I scare him and accidently cuts it wrong and you die

I wish it wasn't so cold here

[darktyranitar]

Granted. It will then become too hot instead.

I wish I had a new PC.

[Fett One]

Granted but only the case is new, the rest of it is made using used parts

I wish people weren't afraid of hospitals

[Dark-San]

Granted. But they do not want to go to the hospital even though the fear of it had been removed. The reason perhaps lies in the fact of the haunted sightings that they had seen at night. The headless horseman, wandaring spirits etc. You name it, you get it.

I wish that Fett One would purchase a DS and Diamond/Pearl and mail it to me.

[darktyranitar]

Granted. When you received it, it is in bad shape that you can't play them.

I wish someone would kindly give a Nintendo DS and a Pokemon Diamond/Pearl catridge each to me and Dark-San.

[Fett One]

Granted but you first have to sign a form that states you both will give the Nintendo DS and Pokemon Diamond/Pearl catridges to an orphanage immediately after recieving them, otherwise you both will be run over by a truck and then struck by lightning.

I wish it was impossible to be struck by lightning

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, But the lightning hits a tree and it falls on you

I wish I had some chocolate now

[darktyranitar]

Granted. Your friend then came in just as you were going to eat the chocolate, and he then grab the chocolate from you. All of them.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

[firepokemon]

Granted, you are now fully awake except that you stay awake and for weeks and weeks without feeling tired. You should be happy, unfortunately your body due to no sleep is wasting away. Soon there will be nothing left, and you will soon sleep forever and die. Sorry but be careful what you wish for.

I wish Zatch Bell volume 12 will come out to Borders NZ soon.

[Fett One]

Granted but it sells out before you can go to the store and you have to wait 6 months for another shippment to arrive

I wish to every episode of the 90's spider-man cartoon

[Dark-San]

Granted. But it got caught up in the San Fransico Highway blast and was burnt to ashes.

I wish the threat of North Korea and Iran would just vanished.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but having two countries vanish of the face of the earth wil arouse suspicion on you being an ANARCHIST

I wish that there was world peace

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. There was world peace for ten seconds.

I wish all of you had a Mikachu Yukitatsu quote in your signature.

[Dark-San]

Granted. They had all 'Mikachu Yukitatsu' quotes, but you do realized that all the members had changed their nick to yours.

I wish Mikachu Yukitatsu is an anarchist like Crazy Elf Boy, Mr Pikachu and me.

[Master Chief]

Granted, but now the world blows up.

I wish I could have Autodesk Revit on my computer.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but since we are anarchists we blow it up

I wish Master chief would join our "cult"

[Fett One]

Granted but he kills you all since a cult is a form of government since it governs how you do things

I wish nobody here was in a cult

[Dark-San]

Granted. Unfortunately nobody cares to bother with your wish and went ahead to join the anarchist cult. With everybody joining it, you have no other choice but to join us as well. Welcome Fett One, you are member number six.

I wish more people would join us.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but in order to do this we need to sell some souls to the devil. any takers?

I wish for a.................um..................some........ ..batteries

[Fett One]

Granted but the batteries are 15 years old and start to leak acid onto your hands, while you are holding them

I wish humans were immune to forms of acid

[Dark-San]

Granted. Humans now are vunerable to substances of pH value of 7 and above. Is the price to pay for being immune to acidic substance.

I wish people would stop making silly wishes.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but they'll start making stupid wishes.

This is the wrong time of year, but let me quote a Finnish Christmas carol:

Oi jospa ihmisellä ois joulu ainainen!

In English:

Oh I wish one had Christmas forever!

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but the novelt fades after a week

I wish my friend would share his noodles with me

[darktyranitar]

Granted. It turns out that there was a dead fly in the noodle. And well... you ate it without any hesitation, so down goes the fly in your stomach.

I wish I had some books to read right now.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. You just got 1000 books and your house is burned with a good flame.

I wish we used Chinese characters to write Finnish.

[Dark-San]

Granted. You have me as your tutor and I taught you all I know about simplified Chinese characters and none of the traditionals one. I am a bad tutor heh?

I wish learning Japanese is as easy as learning abc.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but now you have given me an easy way to learn japanese hahahahaha

I wish I had a non trial version of animation shop

[Fett One]

Granted but your computer can't handle the full version so it crashs, causing you to lose your job since all of your valuable work was on it

I wish for a competent president

[Dark-San]

Granted. You get Osman Bin Laden as your elected president and he wrecks havoc is any ways possible around the country. As a result of his actions, the suffering of the citizens increases thousand folds and the economy suffers and dives downwards. Osman Bin Laden is still competent in a sense is that he does not wage any wars unnecessarily.

I wish possess a Deathnote like the one that Yagami Light is using so that I can sent all those terrorists to their death.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but it goes out of control and kills you

I wish I had a giant statue devoted to me

[darktyranitar]

Granted. You then marvel sat down below the statue, marveling at it. And before you knew it, the statue fell down on you, crushing you instantly.

I wish I had some cookies now.

[Dark-San]

Granted. Your mom comes from behind and smacks you on the head. Confiscating them, she only give the reason that too much sweets is no good for your teeths. Besides cookies are heaty food and would only increase your chances of getting sore throats under this crazy high temperature.

I wish I can have a katana to be put on display in my room.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but it is stolen the minute you leave the room.

I wish I had the ultimate security system.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but I design it so that only me can break through it. Say goodbye to all your stuff

I wish today will be perfect

[Dark-San]

Granted. I am having an examination in an hour and a half time, what to make it better is for you to take the paper with me right?

*Grabs CEB and shoves him into the car*

I wish that the free to air has something to show.

[firepokemon]

Granted free to air grants you one anime series of your choice to watch. Only it repeats, not with good episodes based off a manga but filler after filler after filler. Soon you tire of the one same anime and you get really upset, you cry, you punch the wall. You're tired of that same filler episodes. But unfortunately you wanted your wish so badly. So Dark San enjoy yourself watching filler anime.

I wish for my essay to be done so I don't have to because I can't be bothered.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but you decided to take snippets from various sites and paste them so your essay is complete. Unfortunately, you forgot to include your sources so the teacher realizes this paper includes plagiarizisms from the various sites without including the source notes. Not only you get an F on it, you are now suspensed from school, have to meet the principal, and are informed that your parents know about what you did so you are going to get a strict talking to ... and who knows where that will lead.

Poor you.

I wish I could bring another of Whose Line is it Anways famous games (I mean we already have Questions Only and Three Word Story (Sure, on the show, it is Three-Headed Monster ... if you don't know, three of the actors sing a song about someone from the audience but they can only say one word at a time ... so it is sort of like Three Word Story.) to TPM.

[Fett One]

Granted but no one ever plays those games

I wish all schools to have brand new text books

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but they all ask for the money from you

I wish I had a slice of vegemite toast....hungry

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but it is the last piece of vegemite toast and everybody fights to the death for it. You win and eat it. Then you are shot by one of the wounded opponent's. Then he walks away holding the true last piece of the vegemite toast. Since everybody is dead, he can enjoy it and you can't.

I wish that Dark Sage would play some of the games in this section of TPM.