Game: Fortunately, Unfortunately...(Kid Tested, Jew Approved)

**Fett One** · 16th March 2005, 01:34 PM

Unfortunately, the police showed up at the party

Fortunately, they only wanted to join in on the fun

**Tainted** · 16th March 2005, 02:00 PM

Unfortunately, they confiscated everybody's pot.

Fortunately, they hotboxed the police car, because waste is a sin.

Adieu,
Zak Hunter

**fat man with a monkey** · 16th March 2005, 04:05 PM

Unfortunately, they attempted to drive the aforementioned hotboxed car whil stoned out of their minds.

Fortunately, it was funny until it went off the cliff.

**Last Exile** · 16th March 2005, 05:36 PM

Unfortunately, they died.

Fortunately, they died, because no one liked them. Especially the police comissioner of Malibu.

**Fett One** · 16th March 2005, 08:39 PM

Unfortunately, the police comissioner of Malibu was fired for not liking the two cops

Fortunately, he got another job doing what he always wanted to do, cleaning up road kill

**phaedrus** · 16th March 2005, 08:47 PM

Unfortunately, the roadkill rose from the dead and killed him.

Fortunately, the death of the police commissioner prompted a long-dead F. Scott Fitzgerald to write The Great Dead Police Commissioner of Malibu.

**fat man with a monkey** · 16th March 2005, 08:57 PM

Unfortunately, Strat had to bring the zombies back.

Fortunately, strat started to talk to them about wilco.

**Last Exile** · 16th March 2005, 09:33 PM

Unfortunately, he didn't like Wilco, although they are a good band.

Fortunately, they both liked Gorillaz.

**The Muffin Man** · 16th March 2005, 09:44 PM

Unfortunetly, the undead were immedietly dispatched(and LE and strat for being assumed as braindead zombies).

Fortunetly, now nobody likes Wilco and Gorillaz. As it should be.

**Toxicity** · 16th March 2005, 09:51 PM

Unfortunately, they suddenly started listening to the modern teenybopper stuff.

Fortunately, Laura managed to pull the newly immature strat and zombie out of this state and turn them towards different music.

**Fett One** · 16th March 2005, 10:07 PM

Unfortunately, the music they ended up liking was polka

Fortunately, polka music was declard illegal so no one can listen to it anywhere on the planet

**Last Exile** · 16th March 2005, 10:22 PM

Unfortunately, it was legal in Vegas because anything was legal in Vegas.

Fortunately, Noodle smashed Vegas into a billion little pieces with her guitar.

**fat man with a monkey** · 16th March 2005, 10:32 PM

Unfortunately, that happened on earth 1.

Fortunately, the crisis absolved this problem.

**Fett One** · 16th March 2005, 10:55 PM

Unfortunately, the crisis caused a lot of confussion and headaches

Fortunately, no one remembered that it happened

**Last Exile** · 16th March 2005, 11:03 PM

Unfortunately, no one knew how to calm Noodle down.

Fortunately, she found a plushie guitar and decided to go back home.

**mr_pikachu** · 16th March 2005, 11:24 PM

Unfortunately, her home was across the ocean.

Fortunately, she had a ferry ticket.

**Toxicity** · 17th March 2005, 07:21 AM

Unfortunately, the ferry broke down.

Fortunately, she managed to take a plane to get home.

**Jeff** · 17th March 2005, 02:10 PM

Unforutunatly, the plane broke down too, in the air.

Fourtunatly, everyone aboard had a parachute.

**Tainted** · 17th March 2005, 02:27 PM

Unfortunately, most parachutes comically contained either an anvil, or cutlery.

Fortunately, Noodle's parachute was not one of these.

Adieu,
Zak Hunter

**fat man with a monkey** · 17th March 2005, 04:16 PM

Unfortunately, it did comically contain Drew Carey.

Fortunately, when they hit, he bounced.

**Fett One** · 17th March 2005, 07:19 PM

Unfortunately, Noodle's got a broken neck from the fall

Fortunately, Noodle was healed using a bacta tank

**phaedrus** · 17th March 2005, 11:02 PM

Unfortunately, the bacta tank released a deadly strain of E. coli that devastated the population.

Fortunately, evolution could happen all over again.

**fat man with a monkey** · 17th March 2005, 11:26 PM

Unfortunately [to them], all of the creationists were proved wrong.

Fortunately, the re-evolving humans re-invented fast food.

**mr_pikachu** · 17th March 2005, 11:40 PM

Unfortunately, it tasted like soggy cardboard.

Fortunately, that was an improvement.

**Fett One** · 18th March 2005, 02:23 PM

Unfortunately, most people didn't think it was an improvement

Fortunately, some guy named Bob invented the greatest tasting hamburger ever

**fat man with a monkey** · 18th March 2005, 04:22 PM

Unfortunately, it was made of soilent green.

Fortunately, the opinion of it varied from person to person.

**Kris** · 18th March 2005, 06:41 PM

Unfortunately that is not allowed

Fortunately no one really cared if it was or not

**Fett One** · 18th March 2005, 09:06 PM

Unfortunately, The Tick and Author cared

Fortunately, they were willing to look the other way this one time

**mr_pikachu** · 19th March 2005, 12:54 AM

Unfortunately, they changed their minds and decided not to look the other way.

Fortunately, they were powerless to stop the revolution of free thought.

**Toxicity** · 19th March 2005, 12:15 PM

Unfortunately, a mind-control device was created to conform thoughts.

Fortunately, it short-circuited and combusted before it could start taking over a vast number of minds.

**Fett One** · 19th March 2005, 02:15 PM

Unfortunately, when it blew it caused a building to burn down

Fortunately, every one got out of the building unharmed

**Last Exile** · 20th March 2005, 04:33 AM

Unfortunately, the building fell on them and killed them all.

Fortunately, they all came back as Revival Jams (plasma that continually reforms over and over)

**fat man with a monkey** · 20th March 2005, 10:43 AM

Unfortunately, it wasn't revival jam, but love jam.

Fortunately, they didn't leave any on the dress.

**Cheesey** · 20th March 2005, 12:28 PM

Unfortunately, they left it on the trousers.

Fortunately, not much of it was left there.

**Fett One** · 20th March 2005, 02:22 PM

Unfortunately, a lot of teenagers had a lot of explaining to do to their parents

Fortunately, their parents didn't care

**Heald** · 20th March 2005, 02:28 PM

Unfortunately the police did.

Fortunately the police were too tied down in red tape and too busy filling out paperwork to do anything about it.

**Leon-IH** · 20th March 2005, 02:58 PM

Unfortunately they had a shitty bionicle fucker to do the paperwork.

Fortunately it was broken having seen its self in the mirror.

**fat man with a monkey** · 20th March 2005, 04:07 PM

Unfortunately, leon post didn't make any sense.

Fortunately, Jamey wasn't too willing to break the chain.

**Fett One** · 20th March 2005, 04:50 PM

Unfortunately, Jamey was forced to break the chain

Fortunately, he got paid for his efforts

**Heald** · 20th March 2005, 04:51 PM

Unfortunately he got paid in giraffe ovaries.

Fortunately he gave these to a blind boy and told them they were jelly beans.

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