Asayake
Surskit (M)
Health – 54%
Energy – 65%
Status
Poisoned. 3% a round.
Back on the castle.
Chris 2.0
Dusclops (M)
Health – 61%
Energy – 47%
Status
Poisoned. 2% per round.
The Blue Avenger
Exeggutor (M)
Health – 66%
Energy – 40%
Status
Poisoned 4% per round. Left leg frozen.
In this the final round of the contest and stuff, I’m in the shit with the mods and stuff because the Feburary Contest ended before this. But, like, this is SUCH higher quality and stuff! Plus there are three battlers! Oh! I also had to wait ages for the appeals. Not to mention I’m being discriminated against since I don’t have my own internet connection. So how many points do I get for hosting this abomination?
It’d better bloody be a TON!
Anyway, lets have more alcohol. Lets do shots! Cowboys, or as they used to be called Cocksucking cowboys. Butterscotch Schnapps and topped with Baileys Irish Cream.
Tequila shots… now they BURN! They taste like burning!
Oh, and I see the big rage these days is to put songs in with your reffings. Um, WTF. I don’t understand that. I really don’t want a mental image of a Delibird going to “My Humps”. However, if you’re interested, I’ve been stuck in mid 2005 for … months and I still LOVE Dare by Gorillaz.
ANYWAY.
Ghost Pokemon 1 starts off by glaring at Exeggutor who freezes in terror, different from his frozen leg though… Dusclops begins charging up a shadow ball, and is struck from the side by a powerful Façade attack from the teensy bug.
Said teensy bug then resorts to creating a plethora (four) of clones. Ew icky bugs, you go die now! Exeggutor however is beginning to snap out of his fear, but a bit too late as the Ice Beam frosts over one of his three heads. Scary ghosty follows up by using Ice Beam again as Exeggutor tries to Teleport and fails… leading to his legs being entirely encased. Poor dear.
Our bug friend however uselessly creates 4 more clones, but has two of the originals blink out of existence as they’re forced out of the way to create room, and into the wall of the castle. Finally, everyone’s poisoning gets that little bit worse… Sucks to be you!
Asayake
Surskit (M)
Health – 51%
Energy – 45%
Status
Poisoned. 3% a round.
Six Clones.
Chris 2.0
Dusclops (M)
Health – 46%
Energy – 17%
Status
Poisoned. 2% per round.
The Blue Avenger
Exeggutor (M)
Health – 32%
Energy – 40%
Status
Poisoned 4% per round. Legs Frozen. One out of three heads frozen.
So there we have it, our winner is Asayake, who has been outstanding the entire way through. Massive congrats to her! Not to mention with a SURSKIT! On the plus side we have all three of these people into the Grand Festival (Mutter…. I’m not. My opponent was Dragonite vs Hoppip…Mutter….) So lets all pretend to be happy for them!
Where’s my pay goddamnit! If you thought I was doing this out of the goodness of my heart you’re wrong! WRONG!