Oz vs Razor. 2 on 2. (Ref Please!)

[RaZoR LeAf]

Lol. It's not totally useless. I intendo to evolve into int aless fat blob, IE Slowking. Whch looks far cooler than Slowbro. Of course that will come with points, Points I was hoping to have after decimating your team with a major exploison. Alas, I should have bribed drew with a higher reward. You never know, we may end up facing each other again in the final of the tournement.

According to the winnings system, you and drew get 2 Points, I get 1 point. Sigh, that's still not enough for an evolution.

[Andrew]

You forgot I saved up one point! Hoorah!

Come on, Slowpoke IS useless. It's not even a good paperweight because it'll shit all over your work!

[Greyfox]

I wouldn't even be able to imagine how you'd bribe me, Razor... considering that we're not allowed to give away points or pokémon unless there's a tree out there... --'

Regardless... congratulations, Oz.

-drew

[Andrew]

There's always sexual favours I suppose? Or a harem of women....