<Game> Twisted Wishes v.2 (M.A. LV)

[Captn_BooZe]

Granted, but when u use the force a peice of ur body disappears.

I wish to be the D.K. of australia ....... (Drift King)

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but the wish messed up and now you are Donkey Kong.

I wish that the next post would be written backwards.

[Mega Horny]

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[Fett One]

Granted, but the people that love you will die within a matter of minutes

I wish to have an endless supply of pizza

[Mega Horny]

granted, but you will not be able to stop eating and you will get fat until you explode and everyone devours your remains.

I wish that I hadn't just stapled my thumb.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, Bu tyou will have stapled your foot instead.

I wish for a non-tainted can of Lift.

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only I want the same one... so I shoot it with my Siper Rifle so nobody is happy.. jebus.

I wish I had a sniper rifle.

[Mega Horny]

Granted, but you shoot yourself with it and die.

I wish the Reel Big Fish were quakers.

[Chris Watarimono]

Granted! But they end up destroying your entire neighborhood.

I wish Pokemon Diamond/Pearl is like ASB.

-Chris R.

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only the battles take so long in the game that everyone stops playing it...

I wish people would answer Zak's poll.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but since everyone is answering Zak's poll, the rest of TPM is being ignored.

I wish that the next post was written in invisible ink.

[+conspiracy+]

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EDIT: so it says Granted, but dur.. and I wish that that wish was never granted.

[pokemon4eva]

Granted but he just rewishes it

I wish more people played a mmorpg called Sherwood

[Fett One]

Granted but so many people end up playing it that there is a 2 year waiting list to play, otherwise the server will crash

I wish to have x-ray vision

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, But once you use it, your eyes willl burn.

I wish that Christmas was here already.

[Mega Horny]

Granted, but everyone else thinks its still July and you don't get any presents.

I wish that George Clooney were a Lepreachaun.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but since you ruined his life by sending of thousand of people chasing him to get his gold, he shall get a witch to turn you into a Dragon which will cause you to cause pain to the ones you love.

I wish I had my own private lake.

[Jeff]

Granted, but it will be full of piranhas.

I wish Ocarina of Time was remade for the DS.

[Mega Horny]

Granted, but it will suck. on fire. And it will have cel-shaded graphics.

I wish I were Epona.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but whenever some plays Epona's Song, you have to stop what you are doing and see what they want. And if it is Link who is playing Epona's Song, well your life is devoted to helping Link.

I wish I had a Ocarina.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but you will only be able to play it in one key, and end up annoying people that way.

I wish that there was a new version of the Hidden Treasures cereal that used to contain a fruit flavouring years ago.

[Fett One]

Granted, but the fruit flavouring causes you to get food poisoning

I wish for a new "teenage mutant ninja turtles" live action movie

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but the movie is so realistic they used REAL turtles and it goes on forever. (How boring)

I wish that my friend could spell

[Mega Horny]

Congratulations, your friend has now acquired wizardly powers.

*cough*

I wish I were Chris Watarimono!

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but he gets up you for plagiarism

I wish I had a fluorescent green mango

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but that mango gives you a severe cause of radiation each time you eat it.

I wish I could meet country star Toby Keith.

[Mega Horny]

Granted, but someone misreads your plea and instead you meet Keith Toby, a redneck cowherd from seattle.

I wish that I had a wynaut in my pants

[Fett One]

Granted, but the wynaut does disturbing things to you while in your pants

I wish to be able to create and control fire

[Dark Dragonite]

Granted, but your biggest rival wished to create and control water, and puts out your fire everytime you make it.

I wish Pokemon Diamon and Pearl would come out a lot sooner!!

[Ghost]

Granted, but because the game was so rushed, It will only feature 5 pokemon that can only lvl to level 5.

I wish I was Luke Skywalker.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, you will become Luke Skywalker for a portion of time, the portion of time where Darth Vader chops off your hand. Then you become you but your hand is still chopped off for some inexplicable reason.

I wish that I could speak Parseltongue.

[Lady Vulpix]

Granted. You can speak Parseltongue... and only Parseltongue.

I wish for this wish not to be granted.

[Jeff]

Not granted, well too bad, looks like it has been granted by not being granted.

I wish I could solve my Rubik's cube (without looking up solutions on the Internet...)

[Blademaster]

Granted - you paint each side a specific color, and the National Rubik's Cube Society finds out and chases after you with torches and pitchforks.

I wish I had a genie that could grant me good, un-twisted wishes.

[Mega Horny]

Granted, however, just because he can doesn't necessarily mean he will.

I wish I had a Mawile in my pants.

[Ghost]

Granted, but the Mawile accidently bites your leg, causing you to bleed profusley.

I wish for World Peace.

[Fett One]

Granted, but then aliens invade earth because there is no way for us to defend ourselves since we are now too peaceful to fight back

I wish for a new Earth Worm Jim video game

[Mega Horny]

Granted. Tap A repeatedly to eat dirt. Hold A to charge chomps. Bite Mineral Powder to gain a level. Bite fossils and garbage and lose a life. Beat the game and unlock invisible enemy mode, and unilimited ammo for the Matilda Hangun! However, seeing as there are no enemies or guns, you just suck.

I wish I were Chris Watarimono

[Jeff]

Granted, but you get beat up for repeating a wish.

I wish I had girls chasing me constantly.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but you trip and then crushed by them

I wish I had a slice of vegemite toast.