Who wants a peace of me? (need ref)

[Razola]

Quabog: An idiot!? Listen here you little ****, I was ****ing graduated from ****ing college while you were just ****ing DNA.

Calm down, Quabog. You've had too many drinks.

Quabog: **** off, dick! I ****ing know how many *hic* drinks I've had.

I think-

Quabog: Listen ****, don't think. It doesn't suit you. I'm going to bust his *** wide open. First *hic*, I'm going go with a Double Team to...y'know...**** with his head. Then I'm going to bust his head open with an Irish Body Slam. Finally, I'm going to to use Defense Curl. I need to nurse of this ****ing hangover.

Sounds like a plan to me.

Quabog: *Sees beer bottle is empty* ****...

Double Team~Body Slam~Defense Curl

[Cyrus]

Round 11:

Prebattle Stats:
Taco (Squirtle M): 18% (Damage Caps) (HP) 50% (Energy): Chance of Muscle Spasms for 5 more actions | Intoxicated (8% next round) | Covered in Puke | Will not follow commands that are not in his best interest to complete
Quabog (Ampharos, M): 60% (Damage Caps) (HP) 100% (Energy)

Commands:
Taco: Protect ~ Frustration ~ Earthquake
Quabog: Double Team ~ Body slam ~ Defense curl

Battle:

Taco turns to his trainer in bewilderment, why in the world would he raise a protective barrier against a defensive move. Taco is infuriated at his trainer’s inability to order functioning commands. Taco withdraws inside of his shell, much to his trainer’s confusion. Once his tail is within the protective shell, Taco begins to spin. As he continues to gain momentum, Quabog shrugs and focuses within himself, generating a trio of false images to confound his rapidly rolling opponent. Super Pika begins to become irate at his warrior’s unwillingness to heed his commands. Raz is chuckling at the display before him. And Quabog simply reaches for another chilled brew. He pops the cap off and upturns it to chug half of the bottle’s golden contents. With a contented sign, Quabog returns the brew to his mallet space turned refrigerator as his opponent continues to rotate.

Taco watches with annoyance as his opponent splits into four, but the insult of acquiring a beverage in the midst of this heated battle is enough to make the turtle snap. His opponent didn’t even offer Taco one. “You get yourself a drink and don’t even offer me one!” hollers the enraged turtle. Quabog turns to the spinning shell, shrugs and simply offers, “I thought you were under age you ****ing squirt.” Taco shrieks at the continued insults and quickly launches toward the inebriated Ampharos. As Taco reaches his opponent, his limbs extend from his shell to launch a dizzying barrage of blows at his opponent’s form. Yet as the first blow connects the illusion shatters in a puff of smoke. Taco’s eyes begin to shift red as millimeter thin crimson lines begin to Chris-cross his eyes. Quabog makes a running jump at his opponent, dropping his hefty frame on to the enraged turtle’s body. Taco coughs and is unable to get up, the ref counts to ten and the small turtle is unable to get up off the metallic flooring. Quabog reaches into his mallet space and withdraws two brews, his open one and a second one. He pops the cap off the second and offers it to the downed turtle. As Taco considers the golden logger he has been offered, Quabog tips his own back and downs the rest in one go. As Taco tips his up to take a taste, Quabog grips the upended butt of the bottle and holds it in the air, forcing the liquid down Taco’s throat. As the bottle empties Quabog releases the empty container as Taco gags, the liquid burned going down. Taco sputters as Quabog walks away.

Post battle Stats:
Quabog (Ampharos, M): 60% (HP) 80% (Energy) | 2 Illusionary Clones

Taco has fallen. Super Pika must replace him Raz posts attacks

[Super pika]

TACO!!! What did I tell you about letting other pokemon force alcoholic drinks down your throat!!!! RETURN!!! Now for my trump card. GO CHOPS!!!!! (Male Machamp)

[Razola]

Body Slam three times. Swift if needed.

[Super pika]

Chops, Vital throw, Cross chop and earth quake.

[Cyrus]

Round 12:

Prebattle Stats:
Quabog (Ampharos, M): 60% (HP) 80% (Energy) | 2 Illusionary Clones
Chops (Machamp, M): 100% (HP) 100% (Energy)

Commands:
Quabog: Body slam ~ Body slam ~ Body Slam
Chops: Vital Throw ~ Cross chop ~ Earthquake

Battle:

Quabog shivers at the sight of his opponent, a four-armed beast of a warrior. Ignoring the natural reaction to such a large and imposing threat, Quabog tips his bottle back and swallows the remaining quarter of the bottle in one gulp. With a burp, the Ampharos is ready to continue the battle. Chops is annoyed. Not at his opponent, the long necked sheep should be know problem, but at his name. ‘Chops’ was appropriate for him when he was young and inexperienced, but for a Machamp? Chops turns toward his opponent and with a dark glint in his eyes, charges his furless sheep of an opponent. Quabog meets the charge head on with a body flop. The attempt to splash his opponent with his entire body failed miserably, not only is his opponent nearly twice his weight. But the shear strength possessed by his opponent who was already attempting to grab his furless hide. For the four-armed beast of a warrior it is hardly strenuous to grab him in midair. Fate appears to be with the mighty warrior as he pitches the real Quabog into one of his false images. Quabog is slow to recover from the blow, his back is sore from connecting with a metal bulkhead.

As Quabog against throws his inebriated body at his mighty opponent yet again. But as the sheep’s body nears that of Chops, the four-armed beast drives his arms into his opponent’s extended neck. As Quabog’s limp body connects with Chops’s torso, his neck is used as a pivot point. Chops drops his opponent to the ground like a sack of potatoes. As Quabog again attempts to drive his opponent to the ground under his insufficient weight, Chops drives his opponent to the ground. Instead of simply driving his mighty fists into the ground to generate the seismic activity, Chops uses his opponent’s body to confer the vibrations to the metallic arena, shattering the remaining clone. Quabog is left dilerious, his body has never suffered a beating of this magnitude.

Post battle Stats:

Quabog (Ampharos, M): 20% (Damage Caps) (HP) 65% (Energy) | Daze
Chops (Machamp, M): 85% (HP) 80% (Energy)

[Super pika]

Cross chop/mega punch/sismic toss.

[Razola]

Flash~Thunderpunch~Defense Curl

[Cyrus]

Round 13:

Prebattle Stats:

Quabog (Ampharos, M): 20% (Damage Caps) (HP) 65% (Energy) | Daze
Chops (Machamp, M): 85% (HP) 80% (Energy)

Commands:

Quabog: Flash ~ Thunder punch ~ Defense Curl
Chops: Cross chop ~ Mega Punch ~ Seismic Toss

Battle:

As this slaughter continues, Chops again charges his opponent in his low gravity environment. Raising his four meaty paws before him, he prepares to drive his four arms into his faltering opponent. But as he bears down on the wool less sheep, his vision is removed as a single blinding flash of static electricity. The disorientation caused by the shock to his nervous system throws his aim off, his mighty fists cleave through the air yet fail to connect with a target.

While Chops attempts to blink away the stars disrupting his vision, he attempts to place locate his opponent’s locate based on the sound of his breath. While this is a difficult task under normal circumstances, the sudden addition of the crackling of an electrical charge greatly decreases the difficulty of the feat. As Chops’s anterior left fist drives forward in a blow of epic force, Quabog drives his left fist into his opponent’s torso. As painful as the electrical current is, having triggered the tensing of multiple muscles in his chest, the sickly crunch produced from the blow landed by Chops implies an even greater amount of pain. Quabog is knocked to the ground under the force of the blow, the back of his head bounces off the metallic flooring.

The drunken sheep is unwilling to suffer another blow of that magnitude; he curls into the fetal position in an attempt to stave off the next blow or perhaps to simply deny the existence of his massive opponent. However deny it as much as he wishes, the massive Machamp is towering over his hunched form preparing to throw his form into a bulkhead. Grabbing his opponent with a single meaty paw, he prepares to release his opponent by spinning. His opponent is being swung around as if he was a shot put. Chops releases his opponent who almost instantly connects with the bulkhead above him, the defensive maneuver only served to reduce the area that connected with the bulkhead. Quabog drops to the ground with a dull thud and is quickly ruled unable to continue.

Post battle Stats:

Chops (Machamp, M): 70% (HP) 65% (Energy) | Minor chance of paralyze

Quabog is unable to continue, he must be replaced before Raz posts attacks

[Razola]

Nice work Quabog.

For my next pokemon, I'll chose Tyrande the Natu (f).

Let's do a combo that I call Coward's Kamikazee.

First, use Psychic to pin Champ to the ground, then quickly ram him with Drill Peck. Finally, teleport to a safe place with...well...teleport.

Psychic~Drill Peck~Teleport

[Super pika]

I developed a stradigy I call it, Bird hunting.

Chops, use thunder punch quickly before the little bird can pin you down. Then, while it's consintration is broken, use ice punch. If it's frozen after that. Use sysmic toss. If not, after Tyrande teleports to the safe place, fire a fire blast it's way!

Thunder punch~Ice punch~Sysmic toss/Fire blast

[Cyrus]

Round 14:

Prebattle Stats:

Chops (Machamp, M): 70% (HP) 65% (Energy) | Minor chance of paralyze
Tyrande (Natu, F): 100% (HP) 100% (Energy):

Commands:

Chops: (Bird Hunting) Thunder punch ~Ice punch ~ Seismic toss/Fire blast
Tyrande: (Coward’s Kamikaze) Psychic ~ Drill peck ~ Teleport

Battle:

The mighty warrior pounds on his upper torso, uttering a call taunting call to his next challenger with a single “BRAAAAAAAA!!!!” However his bravado disappears quickly at the sight of his second adversary, a small purple-feathered bird. He had hoped to face another warrior, not a mind-numbing pest. Attempting to get the one up on his avian opponent, Chops charges rushes toward his petite opponent. Even as Tyrande focuses her budding telekinetic might against her opponents bull rush the mammoth warrior stumbles. The lingering involuntary muscle spasms cause Chops’s left knee to lock mid stride. Ceasing the opportunity when she sees it, the small bird localizes her applied force on the neck of her opponent, driving the off balanced Machamp face first into the flooring. Already off balance, it is a minor action to keep her opponent pinned while she drives her beak into his torso. Her concentration shattered, Tyrande is unable to prevent the arctic blow from her four armed opponent. As both adversaries recover from the beating, both consider the wisdom in applying melee attacks against each other. Attempting to place some distance between herself and her towering opponent, the Natu locates a room with a closed door she could teleport into. Chops rushes his small opponent, applying a crushing grip to her he winds up like a pitcher and launches her toward the bulkhead above. But as she is sailing through the air, she teleports herself into her safe haven, avoiding the bone shattering impact with a wall.

Post battle Stats:

Chops (Machamp, M): 30% (damage Caps) (HP) 50% (Energy) |
Tyrande (Natu, F): 80% (HP) 80% (Energy): In a sealed room, portal to room is plexiglass (Breakable)

[Super pika]

Chops, this'll be simple. Use mega punch to break the door down. Then, hit that bird with a thunder punch. Then, step out of the room and use flame thrower. (I did some research on pkmn stadiam 2 it, so I know)

[Razola]

Opportunity is knocking at the door...literally.

The second that muscle-head bursts in charge 'em with a Drill Peck. Then knock him back with psychic and quickly follow up with another Drill Peck.

Drill Peck~Psychic~Drill Peck

[Cyrus]

Morning Sun, Day would never come, Day would never come, I used to think

Round 15:

Prebattle Stats:

Chops (Machamp, M): 30% (damage Caps) (HP) 50% (Energy) |
Tyrande (Natu, F): 80% (HP) 80% (Energy): In a sealed room, portal to room is Plexiglas (Breakable)

Commands:

Chops: Mega punch (Door) ~ Step out of room ~ Flamethrower
Tyrande: Drill Peck ~ Psychic ~ Drill peck

Battle:

The mighty beast of a warrior nods to his trainer; he understands the current orders for the “Bird Hunting” plan. As such the four-armed fighter charges the driving the anterior pair of limbs directly into the Plexiglas door separating the guileless brute from his waiting foe. The temporal barrier splinters under the epic blow, the shatter- proof barrier simply falls to pieces as the brutish warrior withdraws his meaty paws. Having reached the optimal point to launch her attack, the tiny purple bird drives her beak encircled by a cyclone of air. The avian creature drives herself directly into the beast’s torso, forcing the warrior to stumble backwards as he clutches his chest in a vain attempt to stem the flow of blood. The tiny Natu furiously throws her head from side to side attempting to remove the blood and gore from her beak.

Attempting to place sufficient distance between himself and the homicidal bird, Chops back pedals from the room, avoiding the shards of Plexiglas, yet tripping over the frame of the portal. Taking the opportunity when available, Tyrande enhances the velocity behind his fall with a simple psychic push. His connection with the plating of the floor isn’t comfortable, or any thing less than bone jarring. The Machamp is unable to return to his feet, let alone remain conscious. The beating he has suffered has added up to predicted final out come. Tyrande does a little dance at her success in her first match.

Post battle Stats:

I declare Raz victor after 15 well fought rounds. Congratulations to you both for a well fought rematch.

[Super pika]

Oh, well. I tried. Return Chops. Nice battle, Raz. And thanx for reffing, Cyrus. I guess I can't realy on Chops every time the goin' getts tough. (puts on a space suit with jet pack and rockets back to earth)

[Ultimate Charizard]

I just want to ask........how the hell did you get approved to ref Cyrus. That is the worst case of Biased ive ever seen.

There is no way you can take off 70% of health in 2 rounds, hell, Raz's last move didnt even connect.

And thats a thing, what is it u two have going on? Cyrus battles, Raz Refs.....Raz battles Cyrus Refs.

This isnt the first time ive seen this from you two but i chose to remain quiet but that is way over the top. For example...Raz's attack in one round said, teleport out of the way. for some reason your reffing had him teleport into a totally different room, which set up the surprise attack that killed Machamp.

I know Super Pika is an honest battler and doesnt complain...(My Charizard vs his Bulbasaur lol) but that is simply taking advantage.

[Razola]

I'll evolve old zubat to golbat.

I hope we battle again soon, SP.