Well, this makes MY job a bit easier, at least...
Ivan and Enigma
Ivan groaned and got to his feet, his back stinging. He was in pain, but Enigma was still in the clutches of that alien, being choked. Strangled to death.
Ivan burst out of the window, seeing the alien had moved further down the street, but it still held Enigma in its tentacle...
SNAP!
Or... It HAD been holding Enigma, but the tentacle suddenly went limp, severed by a flying figure weilding two swords; he caught Enigma as he fell, the weight of the latter sending both of them careening into the building behind the alien, which had turned its attention to the lizardman and a newcomer weilding... a whip?
Ivan couldn't be bothered to check - he vanished into the shadows, warping across the street and inside the hole Enigma and his savior had made entering the building.
"Enigma...!" Ivan called as he reappeared, running to his partner's side. Enigma coughed weakly, his trachea still struggling to recover.
"That was... too close..." Enigma wheezed, coughing up a small amount of blood.
"Are you injured, Enigma? Can you stand?"
Enigma grunted, wiping his mouth.
"I'm fine..." he replied, ignoring Ivan's hand and getting up. "I'll live, anyway... But who the fuck caught me? I know you're not as shitty a flyer as whoever it was."
"Hey, gimme a break!" the dual-swordsman responded, sitting up across the room, rubbing his head. "I'm not used to flying!"
"You saved him." Ivan said, glancing from Enigma to the stranger, then walking over and offering his hand. "You saved my partner... Thank you."
He took Ivan's hand and was pulled to his feet.
"Don't mention it." he replied. "All in a day's work, y'know."
"What is your name?"
"Call me Sentinel."
"Sentinel... Thank you, Sentinel. My name is Ivan. And that... is..."
Ivan paused, realizing Enigma was gone.
"...Enigma." Ivan sighed, running outside again, just in time to see Enigma blast a grenade at the alien... from one of his hands!
"No, Enigma! You're body-"
"SHUT UP, IVAN!" he snapped, blood dripping from his lips. "IT'S NOW OR NEVER!"
The grenade hit the alien dead-center, blasting it away from its current quarry, sending it crashing down on a car.
"The water!" Sentinel shouted, running up behind him.
"What?"
"The water! Those hydrants!" Sentinel explained. "Fire strengthens that thing; blast it with water!"
It suddenly clicked in Ivan's head - he had missed this plan, evidently, but he instantly understood; he drew his sword and swung it, sending an arc of black energy at one hydrant, slicing it open; at roughly the same time, Demon ripped open another hydrant, and Sigil kicked a hole in the third.
"I got that one!" Enigma said, jumping down to the ground and sprinting towards the hydrant, his fist morphing into a spiked cudgel that crushed the hydrant like a can, spraying water on the alien.
Ivan and Sentinel jumped down behind Enigma, waiting for the water to subside. It finally did...
Nothing had changed. The alien didn't seem fazed in the slightest. Except for being wet now.
"Oh, you gotta be fucking KIDDING ME!!!!" Enigma screamed in fury, charging the alien again.
Bad idea - a pair of missiles going off sent him flying across the street again; Ivan and Sentinel just barely avoided being knocked into the building behind them again.
Within seconds, the street was flooded by tanks and soldiers; several choppers had appeared in the sky.
"Hey, fuck off!" Enigma snapped at a soldier behind him. "This is MY fight, fuckface!"
"Stand DOWN, citizen!" the soldier ordered, gun aimed at Enigma's head. He started to open his mouth again, when suddenly he turned jet-black and melted into the ground, reappearing in front of Ivan.
"What the FUCK is your problem!?" Enigma yelled.
"Do you want to get shot?" Ivan asked flatly.
"Those assholes have no right to bust in on this! WE'VE been taking hit after hit, WE'VE been coming up with the ideas, and now THEY show up when the shit's all said and done to steal OUR glory?!"
"This is NOT a competition, Enigma. It is a battle for survival."
"SURVIVAL?! LOOK AT ME!!! I LOOK LIKE I'VE BEEN TO HELL AND BACK!!!"
"If you were less IMPLUSIVE, you could have avoided those injuries...!"
The duo's banter was suddenly drowned out by what sounded like a sonic boom; Ivan and Sentinel covered their ears, ducking down; Enigma, on the other hand, was knocked flying again.
"I am NOT a fucking PINBALL!!!" he screamed, seconds before flying through a shattered window and crashing into some poor guy's desk.
"What happened?"
"It's GONE!!"
"How could it be gone?!"
"It just vanished!"
Ivan slowly uncovered his ears, realizing what had happened.
'The alien disappeared?' he thought.
"Hey, what happened?" Sentinel asked, one finger in his ear. "I can barely hear anything!"
Ivan frowned - his ears were ringing, too. Not too loudly, but they were still irritating him. He didn't answer; he was busy surveying the scene.
Everything was wrecked - tanks were overturned, soldiers had been knocked down or into buildings, several already dead from the impacts, what looked like the back half of a helicopter stuck out of a building that hadn't been knocked over yet... It was a mess.
Ivan sighed mournfully, bad memories flooding back to him as he laid eyes on the dead soldiers and wreckage; he shook his head and looked for the Supers.
The woman from earlier was holding that young girl tightly, shielding her from every damage source she could; surprisingly, the woman herself looked relatively unharmed.
Closer to Ivan and Sentinel, the man who had been weilding the whip earlier was lying on the ground, obviously in pain but still very much alive.
And down the street, looking more than a little stunned, was the lizard-man.
"Where did it go...?" Ivan asked him, figuring that he was currently the most coherent of the impromptu team.
"I don't know." he growled back. "It just... disappeared into thin air."
'It disappeared... But how...?'
"Hey, you!"
Ivan and the reptilian turned towards the battlefield - who Ivan assumed was the general of the National Guard wad talking to the Supers. And he didn't look happy.
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OK, that was pointless, but... ...No, it was just pointless.
Enigma is off-limits right now.
NEXT!