Blade VS. Darkly: Battle of the Modern Major-General! (Ref: CEB)

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Yeh I didn't know how to ref the Refresh thing so I did my best. But in regards to the quadratic equation round those are the numbers that were spat out, but it makes sense the lower the values used in the equation the lower the end result will be.

[Blademaster]

My next Pokemon will be Squiglet, my Spoink(M)!

Since we have only one action, Squiglet, use Psychic to grab Gizzard and use him as a shield against the Tri Attack you'll probably be getting shot with.

[DarkestLight]

Hell no. Protect foo. Hit that sucker free Pig!

Protect.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

~*~*~* Blademaster vs Darkest Light *~*~*~
~*~*~* Ref: CEB *~*~*~

~*~*~* Location *~*~*~
A beach at the base of a rocky cliff. The surf further down is relatively calm, with an old-fashioned pirate ship docked nearby, and several grassy plants are scattered about amidst the sand and rocks.

Scattered around the beach is a small group of maidens in white dresses, gloves, and shoes, as well as old-fashioned hats. Opposite them are a group of assorted pirates, some scruffy and/or hairy, some not, mostly in dumb-looking, outdated outfits. The two groups appear to be arguing about something, but what that is won't be revealed until a couple of rounds into the battle, at which point the pirates will advance and attempt to seize the maidens. When this exactly starts is up to the ref; it will play out like this:

~*~*~* DQ *~*~*~
1 week

~*~*~* Banned Moves *~*~*~
None

~*~*~* Round 5.75 *~*~*~

~*~*~* Pre Round Stats *~*~*~

Team Blademaster
XOOOO



Squiglet (M)
[))))))))))))))))))))] HP 100%
[))))))))))))))))))))] EN 100%

Psychic

Status: Ready


Team DL
XOOOO



Gizzard (M)
[))))))))))))))))))))] HP 53%
[))))))))))))))))))))] EN 85%

Protect

Status: Ready

With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
New pokeball is thrown out onto the field as the match restarts again revealing a small pig on a spring which started bouncing around the field. With that the general says his next line and a Dodrio appears on the field it takes a look at both Gizzard and the newly released Squiglet. But before long it fires a beam of energy in the form of a triangle at Squiglet, he tries to use his psychic powers to pick up Gizzard but to no avail as Gizzard has erected a barrier of energy to block it. With that failure Squiglet is hit by the beam.

Squiglet [-8HP -9EN]

Gizzard [-11EN]


~*~*~* Post Round Stats *~*~*~

Team Blademaster
XOOOO



Squiglet (M)
[))))))))))))))))))))] HP 92%
[))))))))))))))))))))] EN 91%

Status: Ready


Team DL
XOOOO



Gizzard (M)
[))))))))))))))))))))] HP 53%
[))))))))))))))))))))] EN 74%

Status: Ready

Rain Dance 2 more Rounds

At 0EN Pokemon will use 1HP for 1 EN

~*~*~* Darkest Light TO ATTACK NEXT *~*~*~

[DarkestLight]

Hrm Ok. You might get hurt a bit here..

Taunt it then Fling it, then Return and finally...jus chill and watch the play.

And if he wants to be a prick about things and use SE attacks at any time, Faint Attack it.

Taunt~Fling~Return~Relax
Sub: Faint Attack if attacked by SuperEffective move.

[Blademaster]

Spit a Toxic in that fat little pumpkin's mouth to stop his Taunt. Then Protect from Fling and that Bug storm. Then Return his Return with your own Return, and finish by Relaxing.

If you got Taunted before Toxic hits, Bounce off his head to damage him and dodge the Fling, then vent your Frustration on him and finish with Swift.

Move: Toxic, Protect, Return, Relax
Sub: ------, Bounce, Frustration, Swift

[Crazy Elf Boy]

~*~*~* Blademaster vs Darkest Light *~*~*~
~*~*~* Ref: CEB *~*~*~

~*~*~* Location *~*~*~
A beach at the base of a rocky cliff. The surf further down is relatively calm, with an old-fashioned pirate ship docked nearby, and several grassy plants are scattered about amidst the sand and rocks.

Scattered around the beach is a small group of maidens in white dresses, gloves, and shoes, as well as old-fashioned hats. Opposite them are a group of assorted pirates, some scruffy and/or hairy, some not, mostly in dumb-looking, outdated outfits. The two groups appear to be arguing about something, but what that is won't be revealed until a couple of rounds into the battle, at which point the pirates will advance and attempt to seize the maidens. When this exactly starts is up to the ref; it will play out like this:

~*~*~* DQ *~*~*~
1 week

~*~*~* Banned Moves *~*~*~
None

~*~*~* Round 6 *~*~*~

~*~*~* Pre Round Stats *~*~*~

Team Blademaster
XOOOO



Squiglet (M)
[))))))))))))))))))))] HP 92%
[))))))))))))))))))))] EN 91%

Toxic ~ Protect ~ Return ~ Relax (Sub: Bounce ~ Frustration ~ Swift)

Status: Ready


Team DL
XOOOO



Gizzard (M)
[))))))))))))))))))))] HP 53%
[))))))))))))))))))))] EN 74%

Taunt ~ Fling ~ Return ~ Relax (Sub: Faint Attack)

Status: Ready

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
Gizzard starts of this round by waving his finger at Squiglet and continuously insulting him as well. Quite annoyed by this Squiglet rushes over to Gizzard and bounces of his head high into the sky. But before he can do that a graph appeared on the field causing Gizzard to lose energy and Squiglet to lose health.

Squiglet [-5HP -4EN]

Gizzard [-4HP -10EN]

I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
Gizzard then tries to fling his opponent into the dirt but to his dismay he has no opponent to hit, with that Squiglet comes back down and bounces on Gizzards head. With that the general’s song whips up a swarm of bugs which blanket the field dealing damage to both fighters.

Squiglet [-12HP -4EN, Paralysed]

Gizzard [-14HP, Poisoned]

In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
Gizzard charges across the field renewed with the energy of his trainers love and the powers of bugs powering him up even more before slamming into Squiglet knocking him over. Regaining his stance Squiglet lets out his frustrations by slamming his body into Gizzard infused with psychic energy.

Squiglet [-10HP -8EN]

Gizzard [-10HP -8EN]

I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
With the general singing out his next line Gizzard just lies on the ground and listens to the general’s wisdom. Squiglet takes this opportunity releasing a swarm of small stars which zip across the field and smash into Gizzard.

Squiglet [-7EN]

Gizzard [-7HP +5EN, +1 Def]


~*~*~* Post Round Stats *~*~*~

Team Blademaster
XOOOO



Squiglet (M)
[))))))))))))))))))))] HP 65%
[))))))))))))))))))))] EN 68%

Status: Paralysed


Team DL
XOOOO



Gizzard (M)
[))))))))))))))))))))] HP 15%
[))))))))))))))))))))] EN 61%

Status: Ready
Poisoned 3% each Round
+1 Def

Rain Dance 1 more Rounds

At 0EN Pokemon will use 1HP for 1 EN

~*~*~* Blademaster TO ATTACK NEXT *~*~*~

[Blademaster]

Squiglet, start the round off with a Psychic attack. Then use Icy Wind (See below, CEB.). Then, ignore Heliogabolous - we don't need him in order to win this round, but just to be safe, use Grass Knot to trip up Gizzard so he doesn't get the perk either. Finish with Swift and pray that it doesn't bounce off the parabola and hit you in the head.

Psychic
Icy Wind
Grass Knot
Swift

"PIGS," which is what Spoink are, is the acrostic for the second action.

[DarkestLight]

Hrm. Ok then.

Faint Attack to start to dodge that Psychic
Toxic, lob it high so the Icy Wind dun hit it.
Fake Out to stop that Grass Knot and maybe we'll get lucky?
Endure that Swift.

That Spells Fat Foe-which is what Maku is to Spoink, and correct me if I'm wrong, put wouldn't you need to make the K in Grass Knot work with the A--a-word thing? Jus pointing out every Attack word ....

[Blademaster]

and correct me if I'm wrong

I already did.

On AIM.

Before you posted attacks.

Let's not go behind my back, shall we?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

~*~*~* Blademaster vs Darkest Light *~*~*~
~*~*~* Ref: CEB *~*~*~

~*~*~* Location *~*~*~
A beach at the base of a rocky cliff. The surf further down is relatively calm, with an old-fashioned pirate ship docked nearby, and several grassy plants are scattered about amidst the sand and rocks.

Scattered around the beach is a small group of maidens in white dresses, gloves, and shoes, as well as old-fashioned hats. Opposite them are a group of assorted pirates, some scruffy and/or hairy, some not, mostly in dumb-looking, outdated outfits. The two groups appear to be arguing about something, but what that is won't be revealed until a couple of rounds into the battle, at which point the pirates will advance and attempt to seize the maidens. When this exactly starts is up to the ref; it will play out like this:

~*~*~* DQ *~*~*~
1 week

~*~*~* Banned Moves *~*~*~
None

~*~*~* Round 7 *~*~*~

~*~*~* Pre Round Stats *~*~*~

Team Blademaster
XOOOO



Squiglet (M)
[))))))))))))))))))))] HP 65%
[))))))))))))))))))))] EN 68%

Psychic ~ Icy Wind ~ Grass Knot ~ Swift

Status: Paralysed


Team DL
XOOOO



Gizzard (M)
[))))))))))))))))))))] HP 15%
[))))))))))))))))))))] EN 61%

Faint Attack ~ Toxic ~ Fake Out ~ Endure

Status: Ready
Poisoned 3% each Round
+1 Def

I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;
Squiglet starts of this round by using his psychic powers to pick up Gizzard and throw him. But as soon as he opens his eyes he can’t see anything in front of him, but all of a sudden he sees Gizzard out of the corner of his eyes only to be beaten down by the yellow blob. Then a group of Knights and Wizards appear which granted the wish of physical power to Squiglet and the internal power to Gizzard.

Squiglet [-10HP -9EN, +2 Atk, +2 Def]

Gizzard [-8EN, +2 Sp.Atk, +2 Sp.Def]

I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
With the power up of this rounds line Squiglet fires an icy wind which blows across the field with fierce intensity and smashes into Gizzard. Gizzard responds by throwing up a goo of purple toxic which soaks into Squiglet’s skin.

Squiglet [-8EN, Toxic]

Gizzard [-10HP -5EN, -1 Spd]

I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
With a huge fat man appearing on the field but neither pokemon pay attention to him. Gizzard flits across the field in a faster then light movement and knocks back Squiglet who tries to retaliate but seems unable to do so.

Squiglet [-8HP]

Gizzard [-7EN]

In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;
With this new line of the general’s song the beach turns into a weird parabolic structure which seems to confuse both combatants. Squiglet starts off by firing a beam of tiny stars which bounce around reflecting all over the arena most making their mark but Squiglet gets a little splash back. Hoping to see his enemy die Squiglet is disappointed as Gizzard to still standing in the brace position. My much to Squiglet’s liking Gizzard turns purple and falls to the ground. With that the rain also stops.

Squiglet [-4HP -8EN]

Gizzard [-4HP -9EN]


~*~*~* Post Round Stats *~*~*~

Team Blademaster
XOOOO



Squiglet (M)
[))))))))))))))))))))] HP 41%
[))))))))))))))))))))] EN 43%

Status: Paralysed
Toxic 2% this round (4% next)
+2 Atk
+2 Def


Team DL
XXOOO



Gizzard (M)
[))))))))))))))))))))] HP 0%
[))))))))))))))))))))] EN 0%

Status: Down

At 0EN Pokemon will use 1HP for 1 EN

~*~*~* Darkest Light TO SEND OUT AND ATTACK NEXT *~*~*~

[DarkestLight]

Blade-I had typed that up before I talked to you-and I dunno why I didn't delete it :p. Forgot it was there. Anyway.. RAZZBERRY ALL UP IN YOUR FACIAL AREAZ!

Ok Thanks Giz. You and yer sister can go eat things together. Now I need someone who can handle the strain of catching me up...

Ok. Time to pull this out. Sonny D, let's rock the casbah.

Shadow Claw to begin.
Heat Wave to heat things up.
Crunch it next and finally...
Something different that'll help. Ice Punch

Oh yeah. Snatch anything it might try to use.

Shadow Claw~Heat Wave~Crunch~Ice Punch
Sub: Snatch anything useful.

[Blademaster]

...Um... Excuse me WTF am I fighting? ._.;;

[DarkestLight]

Teeheehee oh so funny. Charmander man! He needs to gwow big and stwong-as does everyone else on my team...

[Blademaster]

(looks over status)

Mmm... Seems that the Taunt wore off. Not a moment too soon, either.

OK, Squiglet, start with Protect to block both that Shadow Claw and the energy blast. Then counter that Heat Wave with a Rain Dance to cool things down. Follow that up with a Power Gem, and then use your secret weapon. You gain any attack now; let's make it a good one...

HYDRO CANNON!!!!

Move: Protect, Rain Dance, Power Gem, Hydro Cannon

[Blademaster]

Bumping for Elf. I think he's absent, but I don't want this to get forgotten about.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

~*~*~* Blademaster vs Darkest Light *~*~*~
~*~*~* Ref: CEB *~*~*~

~*~*~* Location *~*~*~
A beach at the base of a rocky cliff. The surf further down is relatively calm, with an old-fashioned pirate ship docked nearby, and several grassy plants are scattered about amidst the sand and rocks.

Scattered around the beach is a small group of maidens in white dresses, gloves, and shoes, as well as old-fashioned hats. Opposite them are a group of assorted pirates, some scruffy and/or hairy, some not, mostly in dumb-looking, outdated outfits. The two groups appear to be arguing about something, but what that is won't be revealed until a couple of rounds into the battle, at which point the pirates will advance and attempt to seize the maidens. When this exactly starts is up to the ref; it will play out like this:

~*~*~* DQ *~*~*~
1 week

~*~*~* Banned Moves *~*~*~
None

~*~*~* Round 8 *~*~*~

~*~*~* Pre Round Stats *~*~*~

Team Blademaster
XOOOO



Squiglet (M)
[))))))))))))))))))))] HP 41%
[))))))))))))))))))))] EN 43%

Protect ~ Rain Dance ~ Power Gem ~ Hydro Cannon

Status: Paralysed
Toxic 2% this round (4% next)
+2 Atk
+2 Def


Team DL
XXOOO



Sonny (M)
[))))))))))))))))))))] HP 100%
[))))))))))))))))))))] EN 100%

Shadow Claw ~ Heat Wave ~ Crunch ~ Ice Punch (Sub: Snatch)

Status: Ready

I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
Darkest Light sends out another pokeball this time revealing a tiny little lizard with a flaming tail. As the general continues to sing a portrait of a creepy old man appear over the field and fires two bolts over energy one which flies over towards Squiglet the other towards Sonny. Just before the energy hits Sonny he rushes over towards Squiglet with his claws glowing a dark black before slamming them into Squiglet only to find he has erected a shield of energy to stop the blow. Then both of the orbs hit their respective targets.

Squiglet [-11EN]

Sonny [-6HP -9EN]

I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes!
Squiglet looks to the heavens and fires abeam of icy beam into the clouds causing them to rain heavy over the battle field. Sonny responds by firing a giant wave of fire across the field towards Squiglet but is disappointed at the force of it being diminished by the rain. With that line of the general’s song a small group of frogs appears and croaks their songs confusing both fighters.

Squiglet [-7HP -5EN, Confused, -1 Spd]

Sonny [-9EN, Confused, -1 Spd]

Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
Squiglet digs into the ground and pulls up a massive rock from beneath him and hurls it across the field and watches as it hits Sonny. He retaliates to this attack by running at Squiglet and crunching down hard on his thin skin. As the general continues of his song a calming voice washes over the field but has no affect on either combatant.

Squiglet [-13HP -8EN]

Sonny [-12HP -8EN]

And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.
As the general sings his next line both pokemon feel the power of having everything to choose from, Squiglet uses his power to dig deep down inside and fires a blast of watery doom at Sonny which douses him completely. He responds by using his claws to shoot a beam of icy blue energy which hits Squiglet sending him back.

Squiglet [-9HP -10EN]

Sonny [-20HP -8EN]


~*~*~* Post Round Stats *~*~*~

Team Blademaster
XOOOO



Squiglet (M)
[))))))))))))))))))))] HP 8%
[))))))))))))))))))))] EN 9%

Status: Paralysed
Toxic 4% this round (8% next)
+2 Atk
+2 Def
-1 Spd
Confused


Team DL
XXOOO



Sonny (M)
[))))))))))))))))))))] HP 62%
[))))))))))))))))))))] EN 66%

Status: Ready
-1 Spd
Confused

At 0EN Pokemon will use 1HP for 1 EN

~*~*~* Blademaster TO ATTACK NEXT *~*~*~

[Blademaster]

You did great Squiglet. I'm evolving you after this battle.

Since Hydro Cannon requires a recharge time, there's not much we can do. If you're still standing after Sonny D's initial attack... and the Unown shitstorm... try and get off one last Hydro Cannon. Then recharge, then Hydro Cannon again.

Move: Recharge, Hydro Cannon, Recharge, Hydro Cannon

[DarkestLight]

Since Unown is next action, I'm gonna Protect. Should be able to live through that...
Then since you wanna Hydro Cannon, I'm gonna Quick Attack.
Then if yer still alive somehow, I'm gonna Sunny Day
and then I'm gonna Relax. Yeah.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

~*~*~* Blademaster vs Darkest Light *~*~*~
~*~*~* Ref: CEB *~*~*~

~*~*~* Location *~*~*~
A beach at the base of a rocky cliff. The surf further down is relatively calm, with an old-fashioned pirate ship docked nearby, and several grassy plants are scattered about amidst the sand and rocks.

Scattered around the beach is a small group of maidens in white dresses, gloves, and shoes, as well as old-fashioned hats. Opposite them are a group of assorted pirates, some scruffy and/or hairy, some not, mostly in dumb-looking, outdated outfits. The two groups appear to be arguing about something, but what that is won't be revealed until a couple of rounds into the battle, at which point the pirates will advance and attempt to seize the maidens. When this exactly starts is up to the ref; it will play out like this:

~*~*~* DQ *~*~*~
1 week

~*~*~* Banned Moves *~*~*~
None

~*~*~* Round 9 *~*~*~

~*~*~* Pre Round Stats *~*~*~

Team Blademaster
XOOOO



Squiglet (M)
[))))))))))))))))))))] HP 8%
[))))))))))))))))))))] EN 9%

Recharge ~ Hydro Cannon ~ Recharge ~ Hydro Cannon

Status: Paralysed
Toxic 4% this round (8% next)
+2 Atk
+2 Def
-1 Spd
Confused


Team DL
XXOOO



Sonny (M)
[))))))))))))))))))))] HP 62%
[))))))))))))))))))))] EN 66%

Protect ~ Quick Attack ~ Sunny Day ~ Relax

Status: Ready
-1 Spd
Confused

Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,
As the next line of the general song is uttered across the field a black portal appeared above the field and 28 small creatures resembling the letters of the alphabet fly across the field and start raining down doom on both the combatants. Sonny foresees this deadly rain and puts up a protective barrier stopping incoming attacks, while Squiglet on the other hand is beaten to death by the fiery storm.

Squiglet [-87HP]

Sonny [-11EN]

~*~*~* Post Round Stats *~*~*~

Team Blademaster
XXOOO



Squiglet (M)
[))))))))))))))))))))] HP 0%
[))))))))))))))))))))] EN 0%

Status: Down


Team DL
XXOOO



Sonny (M)
[))))))))))))))))))))] HP 62%
[))))))))))))))))))))] EN 55%

Status: Ready
-1 Spd
Confused

At 0EN Pokemon will use 1HP for 1 EN

~*~*~* Blademaster TO SEND OUT *~*~*~
~*~*~* Darkest Light TO ATTACK NEXT (3 Actions) *~*~*~

[Blademaster]

WTF 87HP?! That was overkill, man! XD

Poor Squiglet... return little guy. You did well.

OK, third up is my Hippopotas(F), Hippopo! I choose you!

[DarkestLight]

HAHAHAH! 87 HP AWESOME!

Edit: YES! I knew I picked my extra move right!

Ok Char, we gotta harm this fool somehow. Sooo...I forsee some sort of Ground Move.

No fear here. Double Team~Hidden Power~Toxic

[Blademaster]

Hippopo, stay clear of those emblems on the ground and then start a Sandstorm to negate those Double Team copycats. Then use a Body Slam, and finish with your own Toxic. What's good for the goose is good for the 'mander.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

~*~*~* Blademaster vs Darkest Light *~*~*~
~*~*~* Ref: CEB *~*~*~

~*~*~* Location *~*~*~
A beach at the base of a rocky cliff. The surf further down is relatively calm, with an old-fashioned pirate ship docked nearby, and several grassy plants are scattered about amidst the sand and rocks.

Scattered around the beach is a small group of maidens in white dresses, gloves, and shoes, as well as old-fashioned hats. Opposite them are a group of assorted pirates, some scruffy and/or hairy, some not, mostly in dumb-looking, outdated outfits. The two groups appear to be arguing about something, but what that is won't be revealed until a couple of rounds into the battle, at which point the pirates will advance and attempt to seize the maidens. When this exactly starts is up to the ref; it will play out like this:

~*~*~* DQ *~*~*~
1 week

~*~*~* Banned Moves *~*~*~
None

~*~*~* Round 9.25 *~*~*~

~*~*~* Pre Round Stats *~*~*~

Team Blademaster
XXOOO

Hippopo (M)
[))))))))))))))))))))] HP 100%
[))))))))))))))))))))] EN 100%

Sandstorm ~ Body Slam ~ Toxic

Status: Ready

Team DL
XXOOO

Sonny (M)
[))))))))))))))))))))] HP 62%
[))))))))))))))))))))] EN 55%

Double Team ~ Hidden Power ~ Toxic

Status: Ready
-1 Spd
Confused

And tell you every detail of Caractacus's uniform:
With Squiglet down Blademaster throws another pokeball out onto the field revealing a small brown and whitish hippo that lets out a yawn. With that the song restarts and 2 emblems appear of the ground. Not taking notice both combatants continue with the fight. Sonny splits into 5 new Sonny’s which taunt Hippopo, he just laughs as he whips up a storm of sand covering the field destroying the clones.

Hippopo [-6EN, Sandstorm 3 rounds]

Sonny [-7EN, +4 Clones, -4 Clones]

In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
With his clones gone Sonny feels quite annoyed and let’s loose his inner power and with the help of psychic energy it flies across the field and hits Hippopo. He responds by charging at Sonny before slamming into him with the full force of his body.

Hippopo [-9HP -8EN]

Sonny [-10HP -8EN]

I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
Picking himself off the ground Sonny dusts himself off and throws up a globule of poison which soaks into Hippopo. Hippopo responds in kind by also throwing up a similar poison and hurls it at Sonny.

Hippopo [-5EN, Toxic]

Sonny [-5EN Toxic]

~*~*~* Post Round Stats *~*~*~

Team Blademaster
XXOOO

Hippopo (M)
[))))))))))))))))))))] HP 89%
[))))))))))))))))))))] EN 81%

Status: Ready
Toxic 2% this round (4% next)

Team DL
XXOOO

Sonny (M)
[))))))))))))))))))))] HP 47%
[))))))))))))))))))))] EN 35%

Status: Ready
-1 Spd
Confused
Toxic 2% this round (4% next)

Sandstorm 2 more Rounds 3% to all non Ground/Rock/Steel

Sonny's Hidden power is Psychic

At 0EN Pokemon will use 1HP for 1 EN

~*~*~* Blademaster TO ATTACK NEXT *~*~*~

[Blademaster]

Alright Hippopo, start the round off with Rock Tomb. Then Crunch him. Then use your mystery move (PM'ed to our Ref), and end the round with an Earthquake!

[DarkestLight]

Gotta live to the end of this round. >> Then we're good.


Ok. I dun need a shield...Small Substitute to absorb that Rock Tomb, then Brick Break him when he gets close so he loses his stupid shield... then....Elf you know :O..... and end with...well phooey. Earthquake's gonna hurt...Ice Punch foo :O Break yo fatazz face I am!

[Crazy Elf Boy]

~*~*~* Blademaster vs Darkest Light *~*~*~
~*~*~* Ref: CEB *~*~*~

~*~*~* Location *~*~*~
A beach at the base of a rocky cliff. The surf further down is relatively calm, with an old-fashioned pirate ship docked nearby, and several grassy plants are scattered about amidst the sand and rocks.

Scattered around the beach is a small group of maidens in white dresses, gloves, and shoes, as well as old-fashioned hats. Opposite them are a group of assorted pirates, some scruffy and/or hairy, some not, mostly in dumb-looking, outdated outfits. The two groups appear to be arguing about something, but what that is won't be revealed until a couple of rounds into the battle, at which point the pirates will advance and attempt to seize the maidens. When this exactly starts is up to the ref; it will play out like this:

~*~*~* DQ *~*~*~
1 week

~*~*~* Banned Moves *~*~*~
None

~*~*~* Round 10 *~*~*~

~*~*~* Pre Round Stats *~*~*~

Team Blademaster
XXOOO

Hippopo (M)
[))))))))))))))))))))] HP 89%
[))))))))))))))))))))] EN 81%

Rock Tomb ~ Crunch ~ Mystery Move ~ Earthquake

Status: Ready
Toxic 2% this round (4% next)

Team DL
XXOOO

Sonny (M)
[))))))))))))))))))))] HP 47%
[))))))))))))))))))))] EN 35%

Substitute ~ Brick Break ~ Mystery Move ~ Ice Punch

Status: Ready
-1 Spd
Confused
Toxic 2% this round (4% next)

In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and
"ravelin",
Hippopo digs its claws into the ground and stockpiles a small pile of rocks before throwing them at Sonny. He quickly responds by pouring his energy into a small substitute and watches as it gets in the way of the attack. With that the generals next line and Sonny gets a barrier in front of him while Hippopo splits into 5 but the sandstorm takes care of the clones.

Hippopo [-6EN, +4 Clones, -4 Clones]

Sonny [-5HP -8EN, Sub: 5HP, -5HP, Reflect 5 actions]

When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin,
Sonny runs towards Hippopo fist outstretched and ploughs into Hippopo. Laughing Hippopo turns around and crunch Sonny.

Hippopo [-10HP -8EN, +1 Atk]

Sonny [-8HP -8EN]

When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
The next line of the song rang out across the field as both trainers whispered their orders to me. Hippopo starts off by throwing 4 rocks to the corners of the arena allowing them to wait for the next pokemon to come out. Sonny runs in again this time claws glowing an icy blue and slashing Hippopo.

Hippopo [-12HP -7EN]

Sonny [-9EN]

And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
Just like last time Sonny runs towards Hippopo with icy blue fists but just like the times and ploughs in Hippopo. Hippopo jumps into the air and comes down hard on the ground sending out shockwaves damaging Sonny. Just then a Delibird appears on the field throwing a present at both fighters and unfortunately, for both combatants they exploded.

Hippopo [-19HP -10EN, -1 Clone]

Sonny [-20HP -9EN]

~*~*~* Post Round Stats *~*~*~

Team Blademaster
XXOOO

Hippopo (M)
[))))))))))))))))))))] HP 44%
[))))))))))))))))))))] EN 50%

Status: Ready
Toxic 4% this round (8% next)
1 Clone
+1 Atk

Team DL
XXOOO

Sonny (M)
[))))))))))))))))))))] HP 7%
[))))))))))))))))))))] EN 1%

Status: Ready
-1 Spd
Confused
Toxic 4% this round (8% next)
Reflect 1 Attack

Sandstorm 1 more Rounds 3% to all non Ground/Rock/Steel

Stealth Rock 8% to all new pokemon

Sonny's Hidden power is Psychic

At 0EN Pokemon will use 1HP for 1 EN

~*~*~* Darkest Light TO ATTACK NEXT *~*~*~

[DarkestLight]

Ok. Not much left to do here buddy.

Quick Attack~Ice Punch~Metal Claw~Fire Spin
If he hits you dead on though, Counter.

Why so much? Cuz yer tired.

[Blademaster]

Start by making a small Substitute, then use Earth Power. If the runt is still standing, use Water Pulse until he falls.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

~*~*~* Blademaster vs Darkest Light *~*~*~
~*~*~* Ref: CEB *~*~*~

~*~*~* Location *~*~*~
A beach at the base of a rocky cliff. The surf further down is relatively calm, with an old-fashioned pirate ship docked nearby, and several grassy plants are scattered about amidst the sand and rocks.

Scattered around the beach is a small group of maidens in white dresses, gloves, and shoes, as well as old-fashioned hats. Opposite them are a group of assorted pirates, some scruffy and/or hairy, some not, mostly in dumb-looking, outdated outfits. The two groups appear to be arguing about something, but what that is won't be revealed until a couple of rounds into the battle, at which point the pirates will advance and attempt to seize the maidens. When this exactly starts is up to the ref; it will play out like this:

~*~*~* DQ *~*~*~
1 week

~*~*~* Banned Moves *~*~*~
None

~*~*~* Round 11 *~*~*~

~*~*~* Pre Round Stats *~*~*~

Team Blademaster
XXOOO

Hippopo (M)
[))))))))))))))))))))] HP 44%
[))))))))))))))))))))] EN 50%

Substitute ~ Earth Power ~ Water Pulse x2

Status: Ready
Toxic 4% this round (8% next)
+1 Atk

Team DL
XXOOO

Sonny (M)
[))))))))))))))))))))] HP 7%
[))))))))))))))))))))] EN 1%

Quick Attack ~ Ice Punch ~ Metal Claw ~ Fire Spin

Status: Ready
-1 Spd
Confused
Toxic 4% this round (8% next)
Reflect 1 Attack

As the song of the general rings out through the field two massive guns appear out of no where and fire at both pokemon. Sonny and Hippopo both get struck but the bullets from the guns and fall over.

Hippopo [-10HP]

Sonny [-10HP]

~*~*~* Post Round Stats *~*~*~

Team Blademaster
XXOOO

Hippopo (M)
[))))))))))))))))))))] HP 34%
[))))))))))))))))))))] EN 50%

Status: Ready
Toxic 4% this round (8% next)
+1 Atk

Team DL
XXOOO

Sonny (M)
[))))))))))))))))))))] HP 0%
[))))))))))))))))))))] EN 0%

Status: Down

Sandstorm 1 more Rounds 3% to all non Ground/Rock/Steel

Stealth Rock 8% to all new pokemon

Sonny's Hidden power is Psychic

At 0EN Pokemon will use 1HP for 1 EN

~*~*~* Darkest Light TO SEND OUT *~*~*~
~*~*~* Blademaster TO ATTACK NEXT (3 Actions) *~*~*~

[DarkestLight]

Continuing with the whole theme of getting my people necessary Exp....I want...Hrm...only two rounds left really>>

Dasan E. (m Squirtle)

[Blademaster]

Relax, then use Earthquake. Finish by Protecting.

[DarkestLight]

Squirtle seems like a bad choice, but I assure you, its a wonderful choice.

Hydro Pump~Chill:p~Aqua Ring :O Smite me, o mighty Smiter!!!!!And yeah, hopefully things'll balance out.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

~*~*~* Blademaster vs Darkest Light *~*~*~
~*~*~* Ref: CEB *~*~*~

~*~*~* Location *~*~*~
A beach at the base of a rocky cliff. The surf further down is relatively calm, with an old-fashioned pirate ship docked nearby, and several grassy plants are scattered about amidst the sand and rocks.

Scattered around the beach is a small group of maidens in white dresses, gloves, and shoes, as well as old-fashioned hats. Opposite them are a group of assorted pirates, some scruffy and/or hairy, some not, mostly in dumb-looking, outdated outfits. The two groups appear to be arguing about something, but what that is won't be revealed until a couple of rounds into the battle, at which point the pirates will advance and attempt to seize the maidens. When this exactly starts is up to the ref; it will play out like this:

~*~*~* DQ *~*~*~
1 week

~*~*~* Banned Moves *~*~*~
None

~*~*~* Round 11.25 *~*~*~

~*~*~* Pre Round Stats *~*~*~

Team Blademaster
XXOOO

Hippopo (M)
[))))))))))))))))))))] HP 34%
[))))))))))))))))))))] EN 50%

Relax ~ Earthquake ~ Protect

Status: Ready
Toxic 4% this round (8% next)
+1 Atk

Team DL
XXXOO

Dasan. E (M)
[))))))))))))))))))))] HP 100%
[))))))))))))))))))))] EN 100%

Hydro Pump ~ Relax ~ Water Pulse

Status: Ready

Darkest light throws another pokeball onto the field revealing a tiny blue turtle which dances around before getting ready to fight, he is quickly slammed by the 4 rocks on the corners of the field. Storm clouds begin to form overhead as a group of monks litter the field and kneel down in prayer. Dasan starts by firing a huge spout of water in Hippopo who responds by relaxing on the ground. Suddenly a lightning bolt appears from the sky and smites Dasan.

Hippopo [-16HP +5EN, Lucky]

Dasan. E [-20HP -10EN]

The whole field stops as the general’s song continues. Dasan just sits down on the ground and rests while Hippopo tries to attack but he can’t seem to. Then a cooling breeze washes over the field as Hippopo regains energy while Dasan feels stronger.

Hippopo [+18HP +55EN]

Dasan [+5EN, +2 Sp.Atk, +2 Sp.Def]

Dasan fires a ring of water which travels through the air towards Hippopo and out of no where a Rapidash appears and runs towards Hippopo. To block the incoming attacks he erects a barrier of green energy which bounces both attacks off before disappearing.

Hippopo [-11EN]

Dasan [-8EN]

~*~*~* Post Round Stats *~*~*~

Team Blademaster
XXOOO

Hippopo (M)
[))))))))))))))))))))] HP 28%
[))))))))))))))))))))] EN 89%

Status: Ready
Toxic 8% this round (16% next)
+1 Atk

Team DL
XXXOO

Dasan. E (M)
[))))))))))))))))))))] HP 77%
[))))))))))))))))))))] EN 87%

Status: Ready
+2 Sp.Atk
+2 Sp.Def

Stealth Rock 8% to all new pokemon

At 0EN Pokemon will use 1HP for 1 EN

~*~*~* Darkest Light TO ATTACK NEXT *~*~*~

[DarkestLight]

Since the next action is unavoidable, making a small Sub is the best option. . So we'll do that and hope for the best.

Hydro Pump~Return and Ice Punch jusss in case.

Sub (medium)~Hydro Pump~Return~Ice Punch

[Blademaster]

Use Roar to try and scare the runt into not attacking.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

~*~*~* Blademaster vs Darkest Light *~*~*~
~*~*~* Ref: CEB *~*~*~

~*~*~* Location *~*~*~
A beach at the base of a rocky cliff. The surf further down is relatively calm, with an old-fashioned pirate ship docked nearby, and several grassy plants are scattered about amidst the sand and rocks.

Scattered around the beach is a small group of maidens in white dresses, gloves, and shoes, as well as old-fashioned hats. Opposite them are a group of assorted pirates, some scruffy and/or hairy, some not, mostly in dumb-looking, outdated outfits. The two groups appear to be arguing about something, but what that is won't be revealed until a couple of rounds into the battle, at which point the pirates will advance and attempt to seize the maidens. When this exactly starts is up to the ref; it will play out like this:

~*~*~* DQ *~*~*~
1 week

~*~*~* Banned Moves *~*~*~
None

~*~*~* Round 12 *~*~*~

~*~*~* Pre Round Stats *~*~*~

Team Blademaster
XXOOO

Hippopo (M)
[))))))))))))))))))))] HP 28%
[))))))))))))))))))))] EN 89%

Roar x4

Status: Ready
Toxic 8% this round (16% next)
+1 Atk

Team DL
XXXOO

Dasan. E (M)
[))))))))))))))))))))] HP 77%
[))))))))))))))))))))] EN 87%

Substitute ~ Hydro Pump ~ Return ~ Ice punch

Status: Ready
+2 Sp.Atk
+2 Sp.Def

Before either pokemon attacks a giant stormw ashes over the field dealing massive damage to both fighters knocking Hippopo out.

Hippopo [-50HP -50EN]

Dasan [-50HP -50EN]

~*~*~* Post Round Stats *~*~*~

Team Blademaster
XXOOO

Hippopo (M)
[))))))))))))))))))))] HP 0%
[))))))))))))))))))))] EN 0%

Status: Down

Team DL
XXXOO

Dasan. E (M)
[))))))))))))))))))))] HP 27%
[))))))))))))))))))))] EN 37%

Status: Ready
+2 Sp.Atk
+2 Sp.Def

Stealth Rock 8% to all new pokemon

At 0EN Pokemon will use 1HP for 1 EN

~*~*~* Blademaster TO SEND OUT AND ATTACK NEXT (3 Actions)*~*~*~

[Blademaster]

I choose my Turtwig(M), Koopa Troopa.

This is the final round, little guy. Better make it count... Wait for the General to sing his next line, and then fire a Leaf Storm! Then use Double-Edge. Finally, use Seed Bomb.

Now, let's see who the final Pokemon standing is!

[DarkestLight]

Seriously? Hrm, If I do Blizzard, I run the risk of dying.....but at the same time..O wait, he said wait til' after the dude says his line. So you'll be healed then! Protect. Not falling for it.

Double Edge from a Turtwig? Yeah...no. Bide that attack right back at him. Snuff the living daylights out of him too >> That should actually, put me within winning distance...

Hrm Seed Bomb. >> Ummmm hrm >> How to deal with Seed Bomb.

Oh. Rest !

Protect~Bide~Rest

Even though the battle's over, it's been an honor battling wits with you Blade Hope that I pull this off though .

[Crazy Elf Boy]

~*~*~* Blademaster vs Darkest Light *~*~*~
~*~*~* Ref: CEB *~*~*~

~*~*~* Location *~*~*~
A beach at the base of a rocky cliff. The surf further down is relatively calm, with an old-fashioned pirate ship docked nearby, and several grassy plants are scattered about amidst the sand and rocks.

Scattered around the beach is a small group of maidens in white dresses, gloves, and shoes, as well as old-fashioned hats. Opposite them are a group of assorted pirates, some scruffy and/or hairy, some not, mostly in dumb-looking, outdated outfits. The two groups appear to be arguing about something, but what that is won't be revealed until a couple of rounds into the battle, at which point the pirates will advance and attempt to seize the maidens. When this exactly starts is up to the ref; it will play out like this:

~*~*~* DQ *~*~*~
1 week

~*~*~* Banned Moves *~*~*~
None

~*~*~* Round 12.25 *~*~*~

~*~*~* Pre Round Stats *~*~*~

Team Blademaster
XXXOO

Koopa Trooper (M)
[))))))))))))))))))))] HP 100%
[))))))))))))))))))))] EN 100%

Leaf Storm ~ Double Edge ~ Seed Bomb

Status: Leafy

Team DL
XXXOO

Dasan. E (M)
[))))))))))))))))))))] HP 27%
[))))))))))))))))))))] EN 37%

Protect ~ Bide ~ Rest

Status: Ready
+2 Sp.Atk
+2 Sp.Def

Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
With Hippopo being slammed by the evil wind Blademaster sends out a Turtwig called Koopa Trooper. With the general singing Dasan suddenly feels a lot better. Turtwig fires a violent storm of leaves but before they hit Dasan he puts up a barrier of energy blocking to swarm.

Koopa Trooper [-10EN, -2 Sp.Atk]

Dasan [+50HP +50EN, -11EN]

But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
Quite annoyed Koopa Trooper dashes towards Dasan and smacks into him with the full force of his body backed up with the powers of grass. Dasan just absorbs the hit and then gives it back to Koopa with more force.

Koopa Trooper [-20HP (4 from Recoil) -10EN]

Dasan [-14HP -9EN]

I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
Koopa Trooper still hurting all over fires a small seed from his mouth and watches as it explodes right in Dasan’s face. Dasan just replies by falling down on the ground and goes to sleep.

Koopa Trooper [-8EN]

Dasan [-12HP, +25HP, -9EN, Asleep 2 actions]

~*~*~* Post Round Stats *~*~*~

Team Blademaster
XXXOO

Koopa Trooper (M)
[))))))))))))))))))))] HP 80%
[))))))))))))))))))))] EN 72%

Status: Leafy
-2 Sp.Atk

Team DL
XXXOO

Dasan. E (M)
[))))))))))))))))))))] HP 76%
[))))))))))))))))))))] EN 66%

Status: Ready
+2 Sp.Atk
+2 Sp.Def
Asleep 2 Actions

Blademaster narrowly wins

Blademaster: 8 Points
DL: 4 points
CEB: 8 Points