~*~*~* Game *~*~*~ Fortunately, Unfortunately Version 11 (Zak Approved)

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, no one was able to sleep for 48 hours

Fortunately, the lack of sleep didn't affect anyone

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, one person was named Anyone.

Fortunately, Anyone played Death Note anime opening loud so everyone woke up.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, this pissed off a lot of people.

Fortunately, they managed to work it out.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, one person refused to work it out

Fortunately, that person was tossed onto a deserted island

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, he buit a small ferry.

Fortunately, he didn't have the courage to leave the island with it in the end.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, the island began to sink so he had to use the boat.

Fortunately, he was eaten by a giant wall.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, it takes the wall 7 years to digest the person

Fortunately, an enzyme in the digestive juices numbs the pain

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the wall was suffering from the lack of this enzyme.

Fortunately, it went to a doctor.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, the doctor was unable to help it.

Fortunately, he did redirect him to someone who could supply him with enzyme supplements.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the enzyme supplement cost $2,000

Fortunately, the wall found some cheap on the black market

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the cheap one meant $1,999.

Fortunately, the wall had the equipment to make counterfeit money.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, this needed cheese to work.

Fortunately, he had some.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he had the wrong type of cheese

Fortunately, his neighbor had some

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, also his neighbour had the wrong type of cheese.

Fortunately, someone else owned a dairy.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortuately, you misspelled it and he actually had a Diary.

Fortunately, the Diary had a map to the right kind of cheese.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, no one knew how to read the map

Fortunately, they found a rosetta stone that helped them to decipher the map

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, an ancient pharaoh had placed a curse on the rosetta stone.

Fortunatley, it caused only minor toothaches.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, this caused the teeth to start falling out.

Fortunately, they could be glued back in.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the glue only worked for 5 hours

Fortunately, the glue came in a jumbo size container, so they have plenty

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the container was so heavy that nobody was able to lift it.

Fortunately, they had a crane.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, the crane couldn't take the weight and broke down.

Fortunately, they had a mechanic.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the mechanic didn't have the tools necessary to fix the crane

Fortunately, the tools can be ordered online

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, their computer crashed.

Fortunately, some addicted nerds would now have to find other things to do.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, this lead them to evil

Fortunately, it was only some small scale evil.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they caused an elderly man to have a heart attack

Fortunately, the elderly man survived

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the elder man was bored with his life and would have wanted to die.

Fortunately, he had some Antidepressant.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, they were out of date.

Fortunately, they still worked.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he only had enough to last a week

Fortunately, he found some in a dumpster

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, he took an overdose.

Fortunately, the side-effects included only some hyperactivity.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, due to this hyperactivity he went on a rampage.

Fortunately, it was only within a small made up set of New York.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, his hyperactivity lasted for 2 weeks

Fortunately, it never happened again

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, it never happened again because he died.

Fortunately, he discovered a way to have a nice afterlife as a friendly ghost!

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, he was caught by the ghost busters.

Fortunately, he was let free after they realised he was nice.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he had no where to go since regular people were afraid of him, since he is a ghost

Fortunately, he found an abandon warehouse

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the door was closed.

Fortunately, ghosts can go through walls.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, this warehouse was already filled with ghosts.

Fortunately, they accepted him to their community.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, these ghost expected him to do evil things

Fortunately, no one ever checked to see if he was doing evil things

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the ghosts planned to have a party where they would make fun of scared humans.

Fortunately, the friendly ghost came up with an excuse.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, the excuse could be found out if the other ghosts dug a little deeper.

Fortunately, they didn't bother to do it.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he got drunk and told them

Fortunately, the other ghost were drunk as well so they don't remember his confession