Oh DL... Moxie for Pantsie plz, also need to know what Pantsu's changed to XD
I'm assuming Gloom sticks with its normal typings for its first round?
Assuming this... Work up - Fire Punch - Ice Punch.
Boobs if I win... I guess? XD
Oh DL... Moxie for Pantsie plz, also need to know what Pantsu's changed to XD
I'm assuming Gloom sticks with its normal typings for its first round?
Assuming this... Work up - Fire Punch - Ice Punch.
Boobs if I win... I guess? XD
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Picking this up because I can.
===Stipulations===
Arena: Elements of Change
Banned: Pain Split, Destiny Bond and non-damaging healing moves
4 vs 4
===Battlers===
===Round 7===
Grawrr falls, and Oslo finished playing nice. He heaves his next warrior out, and out spins a gleeful Gloom. Roundup continues to spin, releasing a stream of spores at the unassuming fighter. Pants hypes himself up enough, but the light dusting gave him something to scratch at.
Ro: -3E ~~ Pa: -3E +Atk/Def Par
Pantsu pushes through and really shocks Roundup with his perseverance as he manages to swing a fire laden fist. Roundup however, dances around the strike and gains a bit of a boost with it.
Ro: -3E +2 Atk ~~ Pa: -6E
Pantsu groaned, realizing his bad judgment. Moving around so much left him completely vulnerable to the paralysis. He crumbles, as Roundup walks right up and blasts him down with a blast so enigmatic, Roundup doesn't even know how it made it.
Ro: -5E ~~ Pa: -6H Par
A ripple of energy shoots up and morphs both combatants once more. Pants manages to gain a chilling ability, while Roundup starts to spark
Pantsu: [Ice/Bug]
Round:[Electric/Steel]
===End Stats===
Oslo
Last edited by DarkestLight; 14th October 2012 at 11:01 PM.
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Alright, Roundup... time for some alliteration. Stun Spore! Swords Dance! Secret Power!
Aha, sorry DL, it appears I can't read XP
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Hrm, some Rock or Fire attacks would be dandy right now. Alas, we will instead go with Teeter Dance, Drain Punch and Double-Edge!
Oh Oslo, totally just got your Gloom's name XP Love it.
Firstly, be lame and Protect against the Teeter Dance. No confusion ta. Then go for a double dose of Counter!
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===Stipulations===
Arena: Elements of Change
Banned: Pain Split, Destiny Bond and non-damaging healing moves
4 vs 4
===Battlers===
===Round 8===
Roundup feels off with the new typing but starts up dancing once more. Fearing for his sanity-or at the very least, his dignity if made to dance, Pants lifts up his namesake and also erects a barrier to deter any real urge to jump up and join in.
Ro: -3E ~~ Pa: -6E
That's about all the naysaying Pants will state though, as he crumbles with static overelectricity. Seeing nothing coming its way, Roundup just strikes plainly with a punch that really bothers Pants. Man those wonky types...
Ro: -4E/+3H ~~ Pa: -6H*par*
Pants rolls over and kicks himself out of this paralytic state. But by the time he regains composure-WHAM, there's Roundup with a bunch of flower mass in one hellbent strike. Pants falls to the ground, but manages to slam Roundup's face into the earth as well. Yeowch
Ro: -8E/-23H ~~ Pa: -6E/-10H
A ripple of energy shoots up and morphs both combatants once more. Pants holds his breath, realizing he may need to wash his pants, and Roundup seems very fidgety
Pantsu: [Ground/Poison]
Round:[Ghost/Psychic]
===End Stats===
Chibz
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Mufufufufu~
Ironically, Roundup has the same typings I have, according to the Pokemon Birthday meme thing going around facebook atm >>
Lets try Crunch, folllowed by FaintToxicAttack! (Faint Attack + Toxic. Throwing some acid in his face whilst sneakypunching)
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I'm so tempted to Bide all that, but alas, I think that would still blow up in my face. D: Would be funny, though.
Start with Protect + tiny Substitute! Follow through with a Seed Bomb.
Picking this up because I can.
===Stipulations===
Arena: Elements of Change
Banned: Pain Split, Destiny Bond and non-damaging healing moves
4 vs 4
===Battlers===
===Round 9===
With their new types, the battlers try to find some common ground. Pants pulls his stuff together and tries for a biting coalition. But guess who's not being bit today. If you said Roundup (who's name I just now got, took me long enough, the commercial came on XD), you win a Pollen Substitute!
Roundup smirked, still drooling from the side of its mouth.
Ro: -11E/-4H Sub: 4 ~~ Pa: -7E
With that out of the way, Roundup now took to the offensive. Spinning in place, the plant began to germinate! Seeds flew out in a rapid formation, littering the field as Pants dashed through them. In a flash, he vanished, and reappeared, only to be caught off guard as he kicked and spat on a Substitute made completely out of pollen that flew in his face. Blinding! The Seeds that were higher up now rained down, adding misery to company.
Ro:-7E ~~ Pa: -8E/-6H
A ripple of energy shoots up and morphs both combatants once more. We get a ink blot and a dice for Round, and a ..huh. Ice pick and a flame orb for Pants.
Pantsu: [Ice/Fire]
Round:[Dark/Psychic]
===End Stats===
Oz
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Let's go with Drain Punch, Secret Power and then Drain Punch again!
Gonna be cheeky... Start with Counter + Drain Punch. If you're still alive, go for another Counter. LETS GO PANTSU. FOR SQUIRTLE >o<
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Ahhh! So cute! Is that yours? I think I've fallen in Oslove.
It is mine yes :3 I have so many Pokemon plushies it's unreaaaaal.
In fact...
Squirtle got a bit touchy-feely when they first met...
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Nooo, I don't D: I have Psyduck, Butterfree, Mudkip, oldschool Hasbro Pikachu, TY Pikachu, Oshawott, tiny Oshawott, Tepig, Snivy, Scraggy and my latest addition Emolga.
And Squirtle. When he returns to me. And a set of enamel Kanto gym badges that Wurze bought me. They are so shiny omg.
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===Stipulations===
Arena: Elements of Change
Banned: Pain Split, Destiny Bond and non-damaging healing moves
4 vs 4
===Battlers===
===Round 10===
All over this newness, Roundup quickly tries to rid itself of Pantsu's persona. The stuffy plant swings its leafy fist around and manages to strike Pantsu's open palm. Pants fells his life force being sucked away at a heightened pace, but uses that force to pull Roundup to him and judo slam him onto the ground hard. Roundup barely gets in a gasp before a fist slams down, rearranging some internal stuff there.
Ro: -4E/+4H/-22H ~~ Pa: -10E/-8H
Pants struggles to stay balanced, and winds up pulling up his annoying ass pants in order to avoid falling over. Roundup scrambles to his feet and quickly throws out another power from its bulb. It's indiscernible, but all the flailing in the world won't help Pants counter that. In fact, it kinda just seemed to make Pants feel worse. So Pants really just ends up slamming back down onto Roundup-but you can see the body cramp up as he rolls off. Ooh that's not gonna be pretty for next round.
Ro: -5E/-14H ~~ Pa: -6E/-7H
Roundup smirks. Pants is completely immobilized, as can be seen by the downed pants and inability to pick them up. Before Pant's regained motion, Roundup released a second Drain Punch, clobbering him in the Jaw.
Ro: -4E/+4H ~~ Pa: *par* -8H
The strange orbs fly and take their forms.
Pantsu: [Bug/Fighting]
Round:[Electric/Poison]
===End Stats===
Chibi
Last edited by DarkestLight; 14th November 2012 at 08:19 PM.
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Secret Power is Physical, so it's Counterable, oui oui? Unless Pantsu flubbed just 'cause he flubbed, in which case nvm.
o.O No..wtf? I thought it was a beam! Seriously. Why did I think that...?
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Hello beautifuls~
Drain Punch til you fall. Hopefully if we get some sapping in you might last more than one action XD
Good work Pantsu, you're the best <3
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Omg. So bored of Gloom.
I'll let Roundup take that (resisted, hurr hurr) Drain Punch and then return her.
Splonkey, you're up! Female Panpour with Torrent.
Splonkey, spam Acrobatics.
Picking this up because I can.
===Stipulations===
Arena: Elements of Change
Banned: Pain Split, Destiny Bond and non-damaging healing moves
4 vs 4
===Battlers===
===Round 11===
Roundup yawns as Pants waddles over and shoves his fist in her face. She barely grunts as the force o the blow seemed well..negligible. Where'd he learn how to fight, wussy school?
Even so, it was Roundup who ran away, and was replaced by a more lithe figure. Pompordaur tressed up perfectly, Splonkey was ready for battle.
Ro: -3H ~~ Pa: -4E/+1H
Not sure what happened there, Pants decides that punching this monkey is the way to go. But Splonkey is not having any of that. She jumps over Pantsu, before cartwheeling backwards and slamming into his back.
Sp: -5E ~~ Pa: Trust me, its over.
The strange orbs fly and take their forms.
Splonk:[Fire/Normal]
===End Stats===
Chibi release, Oslo attack
Roundup 45/46
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Pyoko, male Piplup @Torrent, gooooooo!
Mufufufu.
Time to go claim some points...
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Aqua Ring, Gunk Shot, Low Sweep!
Two can play at that game!
Rain Dance ~ Scald ~ Aqua Ring
Hurr hurr!
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===Stipulations===
Arena: Elements of Change
Banned: Pain Split, Destiny Bond and non-damaging healing moves
4 vs 4
===Battlers===
===Round 12===
Splonky grins, happily patting the soft ground as Pyoko, a cute lil guy with a really round head appears. Fearing nothing from a fellow water type, the monkey starts up a helix of water. The vapor whirls around and begins its healing.
Pyoko smirks and dances. In the wake of his enjoyment, the rain begins to fall. This looks like a win win situation...
Sp: -5E ~~ Py: -4E
Rain: 6 act. AQ: 5 rds.
With all this water action, I wonder if there will actually be battles to ...oh. Splonkey gets its butt in gear. And how! That was a nasty loogie hawked at Pyoko. Even though it struck, Splonkey seemed visibly uncomfortable. Oh I get it. As Splonkey spat that, Pyoko forced the water falling to heat up and sizzle against Splonkey's skin. Clever Scald.
Sp: -8E/-12H ~~ Py: -5E/-10H
With all the steam now flowing from Splonkey's body, it's evident that the rain was the culprit. Splonkey shivered and cartwheeled over to Pyoko, whom was creating a similar helix shell around itself. Splonkey swept the foe, but it wasn't that painful of a hit.
Sp: -5E ~~ Py: -5E/-6H
AQ: 5 rds
In a flash, those nice little types swap, and both heal up a bit! (+5)
Sp: Fly/Fgt
Py: Gho/Psn
===End Stats===
Chibi
Rain: 3 act.
Roundup 45/46
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Tricky type combos are tricky.
Attract ~ FeatherDance ~ Aerial Ace
If she tries to bite/crunch you, trip her up with Grass Knot!
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Close your eyes and deliver a ripping Taunt. Then go with Shadow Claw followed by a Payback, but only after Pyoko has Aerial Aced.
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===Stipulations===
Arena: Elements of Change
Banned: Pain Split, Destiny Bond and non-damaging healing moves
4 vs 4
===Battlers===
===Round 13===
This match resumes! With the rain still falling for both pokemon's benefit, Splonkey tries to be crafty and witty, calling Pyoko a waterhead. Yeah that's not the best taunt, but it works Pyoko huffs and turns away, scowling.
Sp: -2E ~~ Py: Tnt
Yeah, that really worked! Pyoko is walking around all sorts of angry. I'm pretty sure the whole Shadow-Claw-to-the-face approach is not smoothing this over too well. Splonkey needs to learn subtlety.
Sp: -7E ~~ Py: -14H
Pyoko let loose the rage, slicing Splonkey with a powerful Aerial Ace. As Pyoko soared up from the strike Splonkley lunged up after and pulled the bird back down to reality...and the ground. Mostly the ground.
Sp: -5E/-8H ~~ Py: -4E/-10H
In a flash, those nice little types swap, and both heal up a bit! (+5)
Sp: Grd/Drg
Py: Fir/Gho
===End Stats===
Oslo
Roundup 45/46
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Lol, waterhead. *high-fives Splonkey*
Swagger! Then Waterfall followed by Hidden Power.
Hurr huuuurrrr.
Pyoko, hit hard with Ice Beam. Then go back for a rest sweetie, switching in Sumomo, Female Sneasel @Keen Eye. Take the Waterfall and give her a big old Ice Punch to the face.
Huuuuurrrrrrr.
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===Stipulations===
Arena: Elements of Change
Banned: Pain Split, Destiny Bond and non-damaging healing moves
4 vs 4
===Battlers===
===Round 13===
After some crazy hiatus, Pyoko gets right back in this mess. The penguin wells up a ball of crystallized water, and releases it almost as rapid! The ice Beam streaks and collides with Splonkey, just as he saunters around a small upchurning of dirt.
No confusion here, just all sorts of ice. Painful Ice as well.
Sp: -2E/-20H ~~ Py: -8E Cfn +2Atk
Pyo shook her head in slight confusion. Why did she suddenly see three monkeys all making fun of her. Heck, now she swore she saw three Sneasels. and now...Pyoko's gone.
Her observations were correct though. Now standing to face Splonkey and his waterfall uppercut was Sumomo. The hit was pretty powerful, but Sumomo landed on her feet after its connection, and wiped the excess element off her brow.
Sp: -8E ~~ Su: -16H
Knowing she was in for a fight, Sumomo dashed for the simian and landed atop his back. Splonkey was stunned by her speed, but even more so by the force of the punch to the small of his back. He managed to push her off the ground-and release a blast of energy that cycled in the air indiscriminately. It fell back down onto Sumomo, and left a fresh airy scent.
Sp: -5E/-20H HP: Fly~~ Su: -5E/-6H
In a flash, those nice little types swap, and both heal up a bit! (+5)
Sp: Rck/Wat
Su: Fly/Stl
===End Stats===
Chibi
AQ: 2 rds
Roundup: 45/46
Pyoko: 70/74
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Sorry hotties, I suck.
Hone Claws ~ Brick Break ~ IRON TAIL 8D
I need to get me a Sneasel in White 2, stat. Also DL sweetness, can you change the sprite at the end of the last round to a Sneasel one, or I'm gonna get confused XD Much love.
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Attract, Hydro Pump, Brine! Keep at it, Splonkey!
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===Stipulations===
Arena: Elements of Change
Banned: Pain Split, Destiny Bond and non-damaging healing moves
4 vs 4
===Battlers===
===Round 14===
After the swaps are done, its Su who doles the first move. She keeps her eye on Splonkey as she sharpens her nails. While polishing them for that razor sharp cut, she spies that monkey just being a goofy boy. A cute goofy boy. No no no, she can't fall for him. No, not now! Of all days too?!?!
Sp: -3E ~~ Su: <3.<3 -3E +Acc/Atk
Nothing to fear right. Splonkey nodded and sauntered over to his new boo, who obliged with a coy smile and foot twist. Even as he spat in her FACE! You gotta be kidding me.
Oh ok good, She retaliated with a punch to his midsection Guess love is only skin deep, cause yeah, being spat on might cause some dissension.
Sp: -9E/-12H ~~ Su: -6E/-14H (35)
But Su, she was still a fool blinded by love, and ran over to look at her prince Charming. This time, his cough up wasn't seen as so bad, even though it was salty and smelt like he drank a bucket of sea monkeys.
Sp: -4E ~~ Su: <3<3 -6H (28)
In a flash, those nice little types swap, and both heal up a bit! (+5)
Sp: Bug/Fir
Su: Ele/Psn
===End Stats===
Oslo
AQ: 1 rd
Roundup: 45/46
Pyoko: 70/74
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Another Hydro Pump followed by Scald and another Brine.