It's not funny, But I'm cracking up anyway.
It's not funny, But I'm cracking up anyway.
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(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Will post later tonight. Kinda miffed there are no table edit options. First thing I need to ask for...
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From textsfromlastnight.com:
(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I'm really not a guy to bump a thread that early, and I'm sorry if this seems impatient, just in case you overlooked it ^-^
Didn't forget. No worries. Can't post Computer currently incapacitated. Working on a quick fix tonight.
Gym Battle: Take 7
===Stipulations===
3 on 3 (one out at a time)
You choose first
I attack first
DQ: 1 week
Arena: Combat Disco
===Battlers===
Oslo
Snore Warrior~Immunity~M
[ I I ] 24
[ .. ] 4
Remax~Toxic~Thunder Wave
You gon get hurt, boi!
-Atk/Def
Par
VS Puma
Explousion~M~Soundproof
[ I I I I I I I I I ] 90
[ I I I I I I I I ] 80
Brick Break~Strength~Hyper Voice
That tasted a bit sharp.
Easy Listening #2:
===Round 7===
Whoa. That was too much easy listening, I passed out for 2 weeks! So did everyone else! But I'm back for the moment and I am ready to get this fight up and rolling once more. Snore however, is donezo. No seriously, that rotund rabble rouser is snoring HARD. It does allow ol Oslo here to pull the ol switcheroo right before Explousion can do anything about it.
As the red beam reforms into his new opponent, Exploud slams his fist right into...the springy side of the ballonmon again. O GAWD DAMNIT!
Re: :p ~~~ Ex: -6E
ReMax retakes the field, and eagerly floats over to start some mess with the confused Normal Type. I say confused because Ex is over here trying to use brute strength on a damn ghost ballon. I feel kinda bad...Re just dumps a ton of Toxic air out of its gashole. Yeah that can't smell nice.
SW: -3E ~~~ Ex: -5E Txc
Explo continues to try and scream his way out of the match, but all attacks fall on deaf ears. Re just spins a bit and rubs its fluff atop its head on the Speakerphone-igniting a spark that sends chills down the spine. Yeap, paralyzed too.
SW: -2E ~~~ Ex: -7E Par
And Toxic begins (-3)
===End Stats===
Oslo
RE//MAX
Aftermath
[ I I I I I I I I I ] 93
[ I I I I I I I I I ] 90
Can't touch this!
VS Puma
Explousion~M~Soundproof
[ I I I I I I I I I ] 90
[ I I I I I I ] 62
Par, Txc lvl 1
Oh good grief this ghost!
SW: 24/4
Oslo
Notes:
1) Don't have link to RE//MAX Sprite
2) Time to revive this place
3) OMG I REFFED A BATTLE!
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(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Oh. I'm waiting on Oslo. Ok. xD
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(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Is there interest in getting this one going again? I have PLANS, which will require me to tie up all my loose ends with my Gym. Puma hasn't been around in a couple of months, though I'm obviously not one to talk, so idk.
Yeah he has. I'm down if it needs to happen. I have Gym Plans too >.> I don't like that we both have plans...sir...But that Fairy Type done helped out alot for what I need to have happen.
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(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
NU-UH >O
Welp, I will submit commands and if he pops in to finish things, then hooray.
RE/MAX! We have that buck-toothed bumpkin right where we want him! Use Calm Mind followed by Air Cutter and then Thunder!
If he Double Teams, destroy them crazy clones with a wide-reaching Icy Wind.
Well, I would love to do something, however, my VS. Seeker consisted of a large picture only... and it seems like it.. disappeared. As long as I don't know which Pokemon I had... And I had quite a lot, I'm not sure if I know how to continue, because I was thinking about switching out :/
That's a lil' bit awkward. D: I somehow get the information needed and continue then... somehow...![]()
Chocofresh
♂ Hippowdon
@Sandstream
Carlos
♂ Slowpoke
@Regenerator
Rufus
♂ Litwick
@Shadow Tag
Spinderella
♀ Joltik
@Compoundeyes
Rodriguez the Mighty
♂ Gyarados
@Intimidate
Sir Dig-Alot
♂ Diglett
@Sandveil
Choji
♂ Swinub
@Snow Cloak
Yetobe
♂ Beautifly
@Swarm
Emergency Baloon
♂ Drifloon
@Unburden
Poser
♀ Krokorok
@Moxie
Explousion
♀ Exploud
@Sound Proof
Snorslola
♀ Snorlax
@Thick Fat
Bagle
♂ Bagon
@Rock Head
Sospidon
Metang
@Clear Body
Apocalypse
♂ Sableye
@Prankster
Nevolvo
♂ Mime Jr.
@Filter
Norbert
♂ Spheal
@Thick Fat
Mockazard
♀ Altaria
@Natural Cure
Derpinosa
♀ Wooper
@Water Absorb
Veggies
♂ Venusaur
@Overgrow
Sturdy Josh
♂ Donphan
@Sturdy
Un
♀ Sigilyph
@Magic Guard
Erandal'e
♀ Murkrow
@Super Luck
Frisbee
♀ Ferroseed
@Iron Barbs
Suprivos
♂ Zorua
@Illusion
Big Bob
♂ Wailord
@Water Veil
Stepo
♂ Blitzle
@Sap Sipper
Are these the Pokes you want?
Last edited by Oslo; 21st December 2014 at 02:12 PM.
Holy fucking shit Oslo, you are the best! I'll do my best to post my commands asap! You're awesome! ^-^ Thank you sooo much >_<
---
Alright Explousion, listen up. We will totally win this, and make the most awesome comeback ever! If not, well, we will at least faint trying!
First, let's ignore that calm mind, I'll be switching you out for Poser! (Krokorok, Female, @Moxie)
Then, as we have a strong opponent, Foul Play should work wonders here! Afterwards, as easy listening is still playing, then, wait 'till the thunder hit you, and go for a double team afterwards. (Except that doesn't work and the Icy Wind sub even applies if I order my attack afterwards... I don't think so at least, either way, if it would, I might as well go for a weak substitute (~8-12%))
Damn, I have to get back into the swing of things! I even lost my reffing table where I noted down how I ref stuff, so I guess I need to start all over again, haha xD I hope I didn't screw anything up o-o
Gym Battle: Take 7
===Stipulations===
3 on 3 (one out at a time)
You choose first
I attack first
DQ: 1 week
Arena: Combat Disco
===Battlers===
Oslo
X X X
RE//MAX
Aftermath
[ I I I I I I I I I ] 93
[ I I I I I I I I I ] 90
Calm Mind~Air Cutter~Thunder
Can't touch this!
VS Puma
X X X
Explousion~M~Soundproof
[ I I I I I I I I I ] 90
[ I I I I I I ] 62
Par, Txc lvl 1
Oh good grief this ghost!
Switch~Foul Play~Double Team
Easy Listening #3:
===Round 8===
Jumping out of the darkness, we have returned to regular broadcasting strength! I love how the families of all these fans in the arena have not once tried to find out where there beloved folk are. Re floats over, but noticed that Ex is now being recalled. No sweat, Re is just relaxing, in anticipation for the battle that will come.
That all kinda changed when Poser showed up, looking all cool, wearing Sunglasses inside.
Re: -3E +SpA/D ~~~ Ex: BYE. HI POSER
Not perturbed by the effect of the swap, Re just unleashes its brand of justice on the newcomer. A flurry of aerial gusts, honed perfectly to whip down the competition. Poser grunts- and snaps back, using that muscular tail to give that gashole something to whistle about. Nasty nasty strike.
Re: -5E/-14H ~~~ Po: -8E/-8H
Poser waits, and watches. Re huffs and puffs and brings the house down with a Thunder that does....nothing.
Absolutly nothing. WAIT NO. Lies. It made Poser explode into 5 Posers! Holy crap, its a Pose off!
Re: -9E ~~~ Po: -3E +4 cl
===End Stats===
Oslo
X X X
RE//MAX
Aftermath
[ I I I I I I I ] 79
[ I I I I I I I ] 73
Hey get that out of here.
+SpA/D
VS Puma
X X X
Poser, M
Moxie
[ I I I I I I I I I ] 92
[ I I I I I I I I ] 89
Hello! Hi! Hey! Yo! Yeah how ya doing!
+4 cl
SW: 24/4
Ex: 90/62 Par, Txc lvl 1
Puma
Notes:
1) Yay I'm back
2) Yay I'm back
3) OMG I REFFED A BATTLE! AGAIN!
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(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
(Generation 6 counts.. right?! Either way, let's do this!)
Alright, you did a great job out there Poser! Also, I should totally change your name one day. Anyway... let's keep it up! Hit him with another quick foul play, then proceed to spit a quick Toxic. Afterwards, hit him with a shadow claw!
If he uses any stat boosts, go for the snatch, if he tries any status ailments, protect! If he dares to switch back to Snore Warrior, switch to low sweeps all the time! (Except, in the two previous cases of stat bossts and status ailments.)
If anything else comes to the field, that is immune to shadow claw, use sludge bomb instead. (:
[Foul Play - Toxic - Shadow Claw]
If Snore Warrior: [Low Sweep - Low Sweep - Low Sweep]
Status Ailment: Protect
Stat Boost: Snatch
Shadow Claw immune: Sludge Bomb instead of it
Methinks our opponent has forgotten about Easy Listening...
RE/MAX, start with Rain Dance to open the Gym's retractable roof and obliterate those clones. Follow it up with a heavy-hitting Weather Ball. Finish with Air Cutter.
Also, sprite:
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Somehow I assumed that different types that hit super effective are kewl... I'm stupid! Haha xD The pic is just here for the memories x)
Gym Battle: Take 7
===Stipulations===
3 on 3 (one out at a time)
You choose first
I attack first
DQ: 1 week
Arena: Combat Disco
===Battlers===
Oslo
X X X
RE//MAX
Aftermath
[ I I I I I I I ] 79
[ I I I I I I I ] 73
Rain Dance~Weather Ball~Air Cutter
Hey get that out of here.
+SpA/D
VS Puma
X X X
Poser, M
Moxie
[ I I I I I I I I I ] 92
[ I I I I I I I I ] 89
Foul Play~Toxic~Shadow Claw
Hello! Hi! Hey! Yo! Yeah how ya doing!
+4 cl
Easy Listening LAST ROUND.
===Round 9===
Poser seems to be sitting pretty, as Re surveys the now populated hoard of crocs. They all size up the floating fihgter, and perform a synchronized strike-just as the dome begins to open. The retracting dome reveals not sharp sunlight, but a foreboding billowing of clouds, and then a tumultuous storm. The likes of this storm blew many a water droplet down on the ascending lizard swarm, and shattered the illusion to pieces.
Except the actual Poser, who still swatted Re-Max down another notch.
Re: -4E/-14H Rain: 3 rds ~~~ Po: -8E
ReMax still kept its globular composure and initiated an actual attack motion. Water began to tendrill around its form, even as the flailing croc managed to land some sort of biomatter on top of its little cloudhat. The tendrilling water coalesced, and blasted forth, creating a parting of the storm in its wake. Poser merely had time to land before it was knocked flat on its face from the hyped up Weather Ball
Re: -5E Txc ~~~ Po: -3E/-14H
Unappreciative of the water's influence, Poser turned and tr to put his mark on the scenario. Only, for some reason, that was not working. This let ReMax to unleash a second blast of air fury, leaving Poser pondering about its life choices as of late.
Re: -5E ~~~ Po: o_< -8H
And the beat starts the shift. That's right!
Oh lord its Chiptunes.
And Re feels a burn (-3)
===End Stats===
Oslo
X X X
RE//MAX
Aftermath
[ I I I I I I ] 62
[ I I I I I ] 59
Silly croc, you should like water
Rain: 2 rds, Txc lvl 1
+SpA/D
VS Puma
X X X
Poser, M
Moxie
[ I I I I I I I ] 70
[ I I I I I I I ] 78
No good sassafrassing...
SW: 24/4
Ex: 90/62 Par, Txc lvl 1
Puma
Notes:
1) Chiptunes
2)
Last edited by DarkestLight; 22nd December 2014 at 07:03 AM.
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(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
10 HP is pretty low for Weather Ball, innit? I thought it would do a little more consider its power increases in the rain, it's super effective and it's boosted by a +1 SpA.
Silver Wind ~ Secret Power ~ Silver Wind
Only TM/HM, eh? That's all I need. Let's do this Poser!
Take the Silver Wind Hit, then rush in and hit him with sweet, sweet Payback! Then, follow up with a Shadow Claw and Dark Pulse!
[Payback ~ Shadow Claw ~ Dark Pulse]
Gym Battle: Take 7
===Stipulations===
3 on 3 (one out at a time)
You choose first
I attack first
DQ: 1 week
Arena: Combat Disco
===Battlers===
Oslo
X X X
RE//MAX
Aftermath
[ I I I I I I ] 62
[ I I I I I ] 59
Silver Wind~Secret Power~Silver Wind
Silly croc, you should like water
Rain: 2 rds, Txc lvl 1
+SpA/D
VS Puma
X X X
Poser, M
Moxie
[ I I I I I I I ] 70
[ I I I I I I I ] 78
Payback~Shadow Claw~Dark Pulse
No good sassafrassing...
Chiptune: Streets of Rage 1/3
===Round 10===
Both Pokemon stand tall as the rain falls around them both. Poser snarls, and begins to shiver as ReMax releases a breeze that makes the droplets acquire a stinging sensation on Poser's skin. In swift fashion, clawed digits flew up and slashed the balloon down, making it markedly easier for Poser to attack.
Re: -6E/-20H ~~~ Po: -5E/-14H
MAX quickly tried to float up, but Poser was on the move. He jumped atop of the balloon and ripped at the textures hide of the phantom, trying to find a seam to rupture. The claw struck a nerve, cause Re expanded rapidly, in hopes of tossing him off. An odd blast welled forth, removing Poser from Re's side, and left him waterlogged for a moment.
Re: -4E/-12H ~~~ Po: -6E/-9H -Atk
His body feeling waterlogged, Poser tried to finish off this balloon now. He opened his mouth, and let loose a blast of energy strong enough to pop ReMAX. But Re was no ordinary weather balloon. This storm was nothing.
He fired back with a second wind gust, this one causing Poser to curl up in pain. It also made Re feel a bit better about life.
Re: -5E/-16H +1 All~~~ Po: -7E/-14H
And the beat starts the shift. That's right!
Oh lord its more Chiptunes.
And Re feels a burn (-6)
===End Stats===
Oslo
X X X
RE//MAX
Aftermath
[ ... ] 8
[ I I I I ] 44
Silly croc, you should like water
Rain: 1 rd, Txc lvl 2
+2 SpA/D, +1 Everything else
VS Puma
X X X
Poser, M
Moxie
[ I I I ] 33
[ I I I I I I ] 60
Yeah, take that.
SW: 24/4
Ex: 90/62 Par, Txc lvl 1
Puma
Notes:
1) Chiptunes
2) RE//MAX got worked x_X
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(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Not looking to good, but not too shabby as well!
[Dark Pulse ~ Dark Pulse ~ Dark Pulse]
Same subs as before, snatch stat boosts, protect against status ailments, if Snore Warrior comes back, Low Sweep all the way. If something new comes in that should be immune to Dark Pulse, switch to sludge bomb. (:
Endure his attack + Explosion!
Gym Battle: Take 7
===Stipulations===
3 on 3 (one out at a time)
You choose first
I attack first
DQ: 1 week
Arena: Combat Disco
===Battlers===
Oslo
X X X
RE//MAX
Aftermath
[ ... ] 8
[ I I I I ] 44
Endurew + Explosion
Silly croc, you should like water
Rain: 1 rd, Txc lvl 2
+2 SpA/D, +1 Everything else
VS Puma
X X X
Poser, M
Moxie
[ I I I ] 33
[ I I I I I I ] 60
Dark Pulse x 3
Yeah, take that.
Chiptune: Shinobi 2/3
===Round 11===
Tiny drops of salivated happiness drop from Poser's maw as he begins what could very well be the final assault. Re/Max looks fearlessly at the oncoming harbinger of defeat, and takes a deep breath. The first pulse is the deepest-leaving a mark of anguish on the phantoms face, but that's slowly omitted by a familiar sheen.
Which grows in intensity every nano second. Poser is blinded by the shimmering light exiting Re/Max's form
and then he's cascaded away at the height of a peak level EXPLOSION.
Yeah no, they're both knocked out.
Re: -36E/BYE ~~~ Po: -8e BYE BYE BYE
Oh lord its more Chiptunes. And we still have rain for probably half a round. Its letting up.
===End Stats===
Oslo
X X
RE//MAX
Aftermath
[ ... ] 0
[ .... ] 8
Silly croc, you should like water
Txc lvl 2
+2 SpA/D, +1 Everything else
VS Puma
X
Poser, M
Moxie
[ ] 0
[ I I I I I ] 52
u_u
SW: 24/4
Ex: 90/62 Par, Txc lvl 1
Puma ...Well Puma only has one left, so Oslo release and attack
Notes:
1) Still chipping away
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(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Snore Warrior, I'm sending you back into the ring!
Use Relax followed by two Brick Breaks!
Never give up! Explousion, we are not done here! I noticed that the only chance of pulling a unlikely victory off, is by RNG Hacks, so we'll hope for just that!
I'm not the type to play on luck, but I noticed that the situation I'm in is quite the tricky one, so go ahead and open up a barrage of power-up punches and brick-breaks, then for your second move, then rest!
If somehow, your combo failed or Snore Warrior survived, use another power-up punch instead of rest!
[Power-up Punch + Brick Break ~ Rest]
If Combo fails: Power-up Punch instead of Rest
(The Edit was only cosmetical... sorry about that! Totally forgot that it is prohibited.. I'm fine with loosing a round or something D![]()
Gym Battle: Take 7
===Stipulations===
3 on 3 (one out at a time)
You choose first
I attack first
DQ: 1 week
Arena: Combat Disco
===Battlers===
Oslo
X X
Snore Warrior
Immunity
[ I I ] 24
[ ... ] 4
Relax~Brick Break x 2
But I'm so tired...
VS Puma
X
Explousion
Soundproof
[ I I I I I I I I I ] 90
[ I I I I I I ] 62
Power-Up Punch+Brick Break~Rest
Par, Txc lvl 1
Chiptune: Battletoads 3/3
===Round 12===
Puma grumbles, having lost too many in this fight already. But he doesn't give in, as Explousion makes its way back on the field. Snore Warrior does so as well and Ex makes it clear that he's not having Jumbotron over there win this over him. Snore huffs right where he stood, and leans back, resting his laurels.
Well, that would have been nice, but Ex charged and connected with a straight jab that left Snore grumbling all his own. Before Snore could retaliate, a heavy fisted blow came across his face, and the Snorlax lied still. Dang, that was fast.
SW: -25H ~~~ Ex: -11E + Atk
The rain still drips down, prolly an action or so left.. The DJ switched the beat, and we are now privy to...O.O...Screamo!
Whoa the ravers come out in full force for this
(-6)
===End Stats===
Oslo
X X
Snore Warrior
Immunity
[ ] 0
[ ... ] 4
But I'm so tired...
VS Puma
X
Explousion
Soundproof
[ I I I I I I I I ] 84
[ I I I I I ] 51
Par, Txc lvl 2
Oslo release, Puma
Notes:
1) Still chipping away
Last edited by DarkestLight; 25th December 2014 at 12:21 PM.
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(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I choose La Polla Loca, my shiny female Blaziken! Her ability is Blaze and her tutored moves are Teeter Dance, Taunt and Eruption.
Also, since Snore was the fourth Pokemon to faint, the music changes to Reggae. The move Exploud will be forgetting is Earthquake.
Puma, you can now select a move that Polla will forget.
Had to find that stipulation. I knew you added it, but I Fitbit it. Ok then, reggae it is.
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(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Oh well. Just when I was about to spam the hell out of that earthquake, haha x)
I see, let's do this. I'd like to remove High Jump Kick from your attack pool Oslo.
Explousion, we haven't lost just yet! Keep it up buddy, we are in it to win it! Also, don't underestimate a normal type's movepool!
First, start off with double Extrasensory, then continue to hit her with a Boomburst!
If Gen VI moves are not allowed or something, replace it with Bulldoze. If she tries to inflict any more status ailments, protect (once), if she goes for buffing herself up, toxic her.
[Extrasensory ~ Extrasensory ~ Boomburst/Bulldoze]
If status ailment: Protect once
If buffing herself: Toxic
Eruption, Role Play, Focus Punch.
Gym Battle: Take 7
===Stipulations===
3 on 3 (one out at a time)
You choose first
I attack first
DQ: 1 week
Arena: Combat Disco
===Battlers===
Oslo
X
La Pollo Loca
Blaze
[ I I I I I I I I I I ] 100
[ I I I I I I I I I I ] 100
[MT: Teeter Dance~Taunt~Eruption]
Eruption~Role Play~Focus Punch
On it!
VS Puma
X
Explousion
Soundproof
[ I I I I I I I I ] 84
[ I I I I I ] 51
Extrasensory x 2~Boomburst
Par, Txc lvl 2
Reggae: Murder She wrote.
===Round 13===
Awwwww yeah. As Snore falls, the beat mellows a little, and the dancers come on the floor to dutty wine the final round away! Reggae blares strong 'ere mon. Ya ne'er know what pom co' blo o't t'a Speaker saaas!
Soory. Got possessed there. Anyway Pollo Loca screeches out to raucous cheers and Explousion stands ready. The dome closes so we don't lose any of the vapors of battle, and this fight continues! She dashes up to Explousion with a fervent vigor and...falls to her knees. The mental barrage that overrides her prowess is astounding. Wrists flare up in resistance, and she forces her hands in the air. A swelling of fiery energy burns from her wrists, before she faces her palms toward Explousion, and releases a Eruptive force of fire.
LPL: -10E/-14H ~~~ Ex: -7E/-15H
The fire did a number on Ex, and before he could fully recover, Pollo was already pouncing on her next opportune moment. Masterful gesticulations were flung here and there, before there was a reckoning, and a strange siphoning of air came over her. That didn't make Ex feel any easier about the battle and as such, caused her another mental aneurysm.
LPL: -9E/-14H Soundproof one act.~~~ Ex: -7E
Explousion panted, glad to get that crazed chick...en off of him. Oh now what. She's just standing there, simmering. No literally, one fist is simmering. Well, that's not the best of ideas, as Exploud takes a deep breath, and really lays it into the mic with its own pipes. The Burst of force coming out of those Bose speakers was more than enough to shatter Loca's concentration. At least it looked like this should be the case. But Polla dashed forward and ducked, clenching her left fist incredibly tight. Instead of a powerful uppercut, she performed a side hook that sent Ex off of his feet and careening right.
LPL: -9E ~~~ Ex: -9E/-22H
Little more health seeps away (9)
===End Stats===
Oslo
X
La Pollo Loca
Blaze
[ I I I I I I I ] 72
[ I I I I I I I ] 72
[MT: Teeter Dance~Taunt~Eruption]
Ugh, that's smarts
VS Puma
X
Explousion
Soundproof
[ I I I ] 38
[ I I ] 28
That's insane >O!
Par, Txc lvl 3
Oslo
Notes:
Heavy hitting round. And Super luck with Paralysis
Last edited by DarkestLight; 26th December 2014 at 05:16 PM.
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(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Second move I called was Role Play, not Foul Play. :3 Giving me immunity to Boomburst.
OOOh. I knew I saw something wrong there...Fixed
Last edited by DarkestLight; 26th December 2014 at 05:16 PM.
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Entertaining quotes!
From textsfromlastnight.com:
(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Keep at it, Polla. Focus Blast, Heat Wave, Drain Punch. Swift any clones.
This round could be our last, but I won't give up, no matter what!
Hit her with another Extrasensory! Then, do it again, as for the Drain Punch, unleash yet another Boomburst!
[Extrasensory ~Extrasensory ~ Boomburst]
Gym Battle: Take 7
===Stipulations===
3 on 3 (one out at a time)
You choose first
I attack first
DQ: 1 week
Arena: Combat Disco
===Battlers===
Oslo
X
La Pollo Loca
Blaze
[ I I I I I I I ] 72
[ I I I I I I I ] 72
[MT: Teeter Dance~Taunt~Eruption]
Focus Blast~Heat Wave~Drain Punch
Ugh, that's smarts
VS Puma
X
Explousion
Soundproof
[ I I I ] 38
[ I I ] 28
Extrasensory x 2~BoomBurst
That's insane >O!
Par, Txc lvl 3
Reggae: No Holding Back (Wayne Wonder)
===Round 14===
Explousion has seen better days. Much better days. But he notes that Pollos sheen from last action went away. No more thieving his Soundproofness? Yes! Without a moment's hesitation, he dashed for the fighter, whom was welling up a massive sphere of energy. Nothing this, Explousion skidded to a stop and backed up. Pollo realized her disadvantage and began to stride toward the now moving Explousion. Energy at its peak, she let loose the imbued blast incorrectly as Explousion took the right moment to strike her mind down with those invisible bands of pain.
LPL: -10E/-14H ~~~ Ex: -7E
Those were really getting old. She huffed, exhausted for a moment, as the dome opened up and barely avoided being turned to splinters from the deflected burst. But down she went again, as Explousion went for it again. Gripping the ground with her talons, Pollo stared deeply into the dance floor, watching the scratch grooves intensify with every second. Once the pain began to recede however, off she was as if a track meet had started. Ex had barely any time to react before Pollo was already within punching distance.
The mere wave of Heat that followed the Blaziken was enough to cause him pain, as her flames were flaring at peak right now.
LPL: -8E/-14H ~~~ Ex: -7E/-12H
Ex readied himself to yell once more..only to have two actions hamper him simultaneously. The first was a backhand Drain Punch to his lower back from the hyperspeed Loca. The second was a numbing paralysis that he totally forgot about til this moment. In conjunction, both were the cause of his fall today.
LPL: -5E/+6H ~~~ Ex: *par* -12H
Little more health seeps away (12) and Explousion looks to be hanging on by dear scraps.
===End Stats===
Oslo
X
La Pollo Loca
Blaze
[ I I I I I ] 50
[ I I I I ] 49
[MT: Teeter Dance~Taunt~Eruption]
Welcome to the jungle
VS Puma
X
Explousion
Soundproof
[ ... ] 2
[ I ] 14
That's insane >O!
Par, Txc lvl 4
Puma
Notes:
i Judge your entertainment!
Entertaining quotes!
From textsfromlastnight.com:
(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
So much for a comeback! Not over just yet, I'll try something stupid.
First, start with a quick protect, then rest! Sleep talk all the way afterwards. I need to get rid of this stupid paralysis and toxic somehow.
I really hope that's not the end of the line just yet!
[Protect + Rest ~ Sleep Talk]
Finish him with Quick Attack + Feint! And then Overheat if he's still standing.