<Game> Twisted Wishes v.3 (M.A. LV)

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but he comes back as a zombie whose goal is to ruin your life.

I wish that they would stop making bad superhero video games.

[Fett One]

Blademaster, I was refering to the fact that you didn't wait 2 turns to make a post in this game. Thats a rule that applies to every game in PCG, except for Questions Only.

Granted but then the only superhero games that are made are Spider-man games since those have been good for years now

I wish to grow 2 extra arms

[mr_pikachu]

Actually, there are many games that are exceptions to that rule. I could list them, but you can check the PCG rules on your own if you're really interested.

Granted, but the arms are under the control of a demon that wants to kill you... and he succeeds.

I wish someone would have told me that my meeting tonight was cancelled...


EDIT: Blademaster, if that's your excuse, then... that's kind of pathetic. It can pretty much be assumed that you know what the rule means.

And Pokemon Hangman is one of the other exceptions I mentioned. Read the PCG Rules thread for yourself.

[Blademaster]

Blademaster, I was refering to the fact that you didn't wait 2 turns to make a post in this game.

Again, I didn't really break that rule - I loopholed. See:

"=8= After you've made a post on a game, you have to wait until at least 2 more people have posted after you before posting again on that topic."

That's the exact wording of the rule, according to Gabi. I did indeed wait until two more people had posted.

They just didn't post in this game - they posted elsewhere on TPM.

Loopholes are fun!

Besides, if that rule

applies to every game in PCG, except for Questions Only

, then a lot of people are breaking that rule in Pokemon Hangman.

Moving on...

Granted - Brian, your meeting tonight was cancelled.

I wish I could accelerate or decelerate time as I pleased.

[Fett One]

I know other games are exempt, I just wasn't paying attention to what I was writing at the time.

Granted but you accidently accelerate time on yourself, thus turning yourself into an elderly person within a matter of seconds

I wish to be able to walk through walls

[darktyranitar]

Granted, but you will eventually get yourself stuck in a wall when your power to walk through wall is off, and you will be stuck in there forever.

(Loopholes? Blade, you're just giving excuses)

I wish Blademaster wouldn't make things too complicated.

[Blademaster]

Excuses? No - excuses imply uncertainty, and uncertainty implies dishonesty. I am being quite honest; the rules are vague enough to warrant certain perfectly legal actions that seem illegal at first glance. You simply aren't looking hard enough.

Granted - I now make things very simple through a series of seemingly complex explanations, just as I always do.

I wish I had a pet Kuriboh. ^_^

[Fett One]

Granted but your Kuriboh is untameable and thus destroyed everything in your house

I wish Blademaster will stop using his so called "Loopholes"

[SoulflameNinetales]

Granted, now everyone else around you except Blademaster starts using "Loopholes". Very bad ones.

I wish that there were 48 hours in a day.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but everything takes so long to do due to the long periods of time.

I wish I had a magic Stopwatch so I could cause trouble.

[Fett One]

Granted but the watch breaks while time is paused, leaving you alone and ageing normally while everyone else looks like statues and remains the same age

I wish to never have to get a job

[darktyranitar]

Granted, but you will be poor for the rest of your life.

I wish Blademaster wasn't so evil.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but he is sooooo nice that it makes you sick to your stomach.

I wish I had the last book of the A Series of Unfortunate Event Series.

[Fett One]

Granted but the book is written in a language you can't understand

I wish to be the most powerful person in the universe

[SoulflameNinetales]

Granted, you are now the only being in the universe

I wish that I could choose how my food tasted.

[darktyranitar]

Granted, but the only choice you can make would be "crap flavour".

I wish I have a faster internet.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but it is so fast you will never get anything done.

I wish I would stop making mistakes in the Pokemon Hangman Topic.

[Fett One]

Granted, you can no longer participate in the game so you can't make any more mistakes

I wish cable television was free

[SoulflameNinetales]

Granted, Its now free, because its now controlled by the gov't who now use it to broadcast sublimitial messages and to diverge boring useless information to everyone about nothing important(plus reruns of said useless information). And a law comes in effect forcing every citizen to wear special, ugly looking goggles and headphones that superimpose the broadcasts over anything else. And if you take them off, the punishment is death by firing squad.

I wish I wasn't so creative sometimes

[darktyranitar]

Granted, but you now lost all of your IQs.

I wish Blademaster will post after this.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but his next post will be nothing but spam so now he can't participate in this game anymore.

I wish I had Slifer the Sky Dragon in my possession plus all Rare Hunters were already defeated.

[Blademaster]

Granted - you now have bought a useless Slifer card, and there are no Rare Hunters in real life - not to mention they were all defeated several years ago. As a result, you are now $50 poorer.

I wish I had a Faujta for a roommate.

(In case you don't know, 'Faujta' is the more 'scientific' name for the aliens in the Predator movies.)

[Fett One]

Granted, on its first night as your roommate, it kills you after you fall asleep

I wish computers cost less

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. But this will shift the economic market so much that food becomes too expensive for you to buy, and you die from starvation as a result.

I wish that my classes didn't have exams so soon.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, thanks to your complaining, you will have a big giant exam that is worth 90 percent of your grade in a couple days about topics you have no idea about.

I wish I could get over this cold or whatever it is.

[Blademaster]

Granted, on its first night as your roommate, it kills you after you fall asleep

(movie nerd mode)

1. He, not it. Only male Faujta hunt and fight.

2. Faujta are honorable fighters and would never so much as strike an unarmed fighter, let alone kill one in his/her sleep.

(normal mode)

Granted; you get over it after your immune system flushes it from your body, which will take a week or two.

I wish I could spend as much time with my girlfriend as I do at school, and vice-versa.

[Fett One]

1. He, not it. Only male Faujta hunt and fight.

2. Faujta are honorable fighters and would never so much as strike an unarmed fighter, let alone kill one in his/her sleep.

I didn't know about the first one. As for the second one, I know that which is why I thought it would be funny for you to get stuck with the one Faujta that is un-honorable

Granted but now you don't have time to do anything else and that includes sleep, which results in you dying from exhaustion

I wish Kyle Katarn could be given bigger parts in the Star Wars Novels

[Blademaster]

Granted but now you don't have time to do anything else and that includes sleep, which results in you dying from exhaustion

How would switching the amount of time I spend doing those two things add more time? Switching from 2 hours with her and 6 hours at school with 6 hours with her and 2 hours at school doesn't even add fifteen minutes. It wouldn't add nearly enough time to take up the whole day, unless of course I already spend the whole day doing those things, in which case I would have died from exhaustion (If that is even possible, as I would assume you'd simply pass out after going without sleep long enough.) a long time ago.

Anyway...

Granted - he now has bigger BODY parts in the novels, including 8-foot arms, 20 foot legs, and a head that weighs 500 pounds, crushing his neck and killing him, thus greatly altering the novels.

I wish I knew how to play mahjong.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but that's all you know how to play.

I wish I could come up with the most popular candy product that would beat all previous candy products.

[Fett One]

Granted, but it so good that people stop eating all food except for your candy. this causes the entire world to become obese and to lose their teeth

I wish all diseases were wiped out

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but a powerful disease springs up and without the other diseases to find a cure, the whole population of earth is wiped out ... end of the world baby.

(Okay, that last line was pretty tacky.)

I wish I would stop coming up with tacky lines.

[darktyranitar]

Granted, but you now come up with horrible lines.

I wish I didn't have too much pet in my house.

[Charles Legend]

Granted but now you have are the Proad owner of a diglet who thinks a Suidide bomber and has syour explosive belt straped to it...

Speacking of pets Faiz I wish that I had a male Lucario named Commander Doggie as a pet.

~Charles legend

[Fett One]

Granted but Lucario is a coward which makes its name seem funny to everyone

I wish the sky will turn red

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but everyone will be so distracted by the red sky that they fail to notice a huge asteroid plummeting towards earth that will wipe out all life.

(Okay, is this the 100th times that my wish granting ends in death?)

I wish I could invent a invention that will not only be usable by everybody on earth but will make everyone's life even better.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. Surprisingly enough, the world is a better place without you!

(Yes. )

I wish we had the old smileys back.

[Fett One]

Granted but no one ever uses them

I wish ghost were real

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but they only exist to hunt you and nobody else but YOU.

I wish I had the phone number for Pizza Hut on my cell phone.

[darktyranitar]

Granted, but it turned that you have their old number, which has been long out of service.

I wish mr_pikachu will get himself an avatar.

[Fett One]

Granted, he uses a picture of darktyranitar mom as an avatar

I wish for a white christmas this year