The Funny Chat Quotes Thread REVIVED!

[shazza]

He's a cleaner at a university.

[Lady Vulpix]

How did this thread sink so low? It's time to revive it.

Extract from an AIM conversation with Quicksilver.

(02:41:10 PM) Blazin PhoenixXL: so what's it like being an Admin
(02:42:23 PM) Lady Vulpix G: A lot of work.
(02:42:27 PM) Blazin PhoenixXL: I can imagine
(02:42:31 PM) Blazin PhoenixXL: people on the board seem irate
(02:42:43 PM) Lady Vulpix G: Irate? What do you mean?
(02:43:03 PM) Blazin PhoenixXL: seems that people are less under control
(02:43:22 PM) Lady Vulpix G: What I meant was that as soon as people realized there was someone who could make changes to the forum, they started making requests and they still haven't stopped.
(02:43:37 PM) Lady Vulpix G: I still don't get what you mean by 'under control'.
(02:44:14 PM) Blazin PhoenixXL: hmm...
(02:44:19 PM) Blazin PhoenixXL: people seem immature
(02:44:53 PM) Lady Vulpix G: Some people are immature, but no one else can change that. With luck, they'll eventually change.
(02:45:07 PM) Lady Vulpix G: But that's just a few of them.
(02:45:11 PM) Blazin PhoenixXL: yeah
(02:45:17 PM) Blazin PhoenixXL: well since you can make changes I have this list!
(02:45:26 PM) Blazin PhoenixXL: *rolls out a giant slip of paper that rolls clear across the room
(02:45:31 PM) Blazin PhoenixXL: Item 1 or 1004324
(02:45:36 PM) Lady Vulpix G: I never said I was going to do everything people said. :-P
(02:45:46 PM) Blazin PhoenixXL: I'm not people though =-O
(02:45:52 PM) Blazin PhoenixXL: I'm Quicksilver!
(02:46:14 PM) Lady Vulpix G: Then too bad for you. I only listen to people and dogs.
(02:46:20 PM) Blazin PhoenixXL: hmm...
(02:46:24 PM) Blazin PhoenixXL: *bark bark bark ruff