<Game> What Would You Do If...? Version 1 (Approved by T_M_L)

[Blademaster]

Not be surprised.

What would you do if you had your own theme music?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I would show off everywhere. Could be One Winged Angel, or the world map theme from the same game Final Fantasy VII, perhaps Lugia's song, even something from Blind Guardian. Anways, I'd walk around the town and force people to listen to my favourite music which always comes to the background when I enter a place. Until they kill me, when we hear the dying theme from one of the Super Mario games.

What would you do if a channel skipped 40 episodes of your favourite TV show?

[Knight of Time]

I'd try and get an explanation from them (by e-mail) as to why all those episodes were skipped, then again, in some cases, it might not matter.

What would you do if it was winter all year round?

[Fett One]

Find some where that is warm and move their. I couldn't stand having winter all year long because I can't take the cold.

What would you do if woke up one day to discover that you now have 2 left feet

[Shadow Wolf]

I would probably go to "Believe or not" and become famous by having two left feet, then live the rest of the day by complaining about having to spend twice of my money to buy a "pair" of shoes.


What would you do if you could have the "Jump" ability for one day? (from the movie "Jumper", in which your can, literally, teleport from one place to another by seeing a picture of the place you want to be and...well...jump to get there)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I have seen that movie. For one day? Actually, I'd tell about it at TPM! I'd ask for photos of my friends' hometowns and visit them. After that, I'd likely search for a photo of planet Mars and test if I could jump there, just to notice for my last seconds that I forgot something vital - a spacesuit!

What would you do if you had to start school all over again?

[Fett One]

Assuming you mean starting with kindergarten and getting to retain all the knowledge you have learned over the years then I would sit back and enjoy the easy A's.

What would you do if highly advanced technology was implanted into your body, something along the lines of the bionic man/woman

[Fett One]

Just ignore it and go on living my life normally

What would you do if vikings invaded your home

[Fett One]

Make the best of it

What would you do if your entire family was doomed to die (except for you) but you were allowed to save only one member from death?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Really easy. I have only a half-brother which I won't count becuase I've never seen him! My father is dead but the only person left is my mother and easily saved. Sorry if I took the discussion into a cold direction...

What would you do if you were Santa Claus?

[Master of Paradox]

Run from the beginning of the Appalachain (sp?) Trail to the end in one hour.

What would you do if you had a bomb wired into your head?

[Blademaster]

Call McGuyver.

What would you do if you were abducted by aliens who believed you to be their god?

[Knight of Time]

Well, first I'd find some sort of translating device so that I could understand their language (much like the Jabber Nut item in Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap, that allows Link to speak the language of the Picori), then I'd have them bow before their new king (me, of course).

What would you do if you ended up stuck in a video game where you only had one life throughout the game (no extra lives or continues!), and all enemies were fatal if you got hit?

[Fett One]

Find a hiding place and hope someone is able to rescue


What would you do if your archnemesis got you exiled from your home land?

P.S. PHILLIES RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mr_pikachu]

I'd start fresh in my new land, manipulate others to gain control over a massive fighting force, and eventually destroy all my foes.

What would you do if you learned that you had a sibling your parents never told you about?

P.S. PHILLIES RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wrong thread.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Nothing. Well I'd perhaps ask them whrere he or she lives but not actually go to meet the sibling necessarily. Sounds odd, does it?

What would you do if you were lost in a forest?

[Master of Paradox]

Sit down and wait to be missed.

What would you do if you had a great idea and nothing to write it down with?

[Knight of Time]

I'd try to remember it for as long as possible, before attempting to carry it out.

What would you do if your house was surrounded by a very large pit (much like an oversized moat, only larger and deeper)?

[Blademaster]

Sue the town for building on my property without my permission, then using the money to buy a house somewhere else.

What would you do if you were turned into an animal?

[Fett One]

If it's an animal I like, I'll enjoy it. If it's an animal I don't like, I'll mope around in self pity before just accepting it and trying to make the best of it

What would you do if your favorite holiday became illegl to celebrate?

[Knight of Time]

I'd make like Blademaster and sue the city for making the holiday illegal, then I'd try and get a rally to make it legal again.

What would you do if you ordered something in a restaurant, only to get excess ingredients on it (more of something than you bargained for)?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Complain. And if they ignored, I'd start a food war!

*pours his plate on Knight of Time*

Perhaps not.

What would you do if you were walking around your hometown late night and attacked by a gang of 20 people?

[Blademaster]

Try to reason with them. If they don't feel diplomatic, I can't run for shit due to my wonky knee, so my best bet after that is to use my blue-belt karate/random objects on the street skills and pray that Heaven and Hell are all booked that day.

What would you do if a baby turned up on your doorstep one day?

[Knight of Time]

I'd try and help find out who the parents are, if not, I'd want to be sure that baby is taken care of by some place where it would be totally safe.

What would you do if you had a pet, and another pet of the same species appeared in front of your home (e.g. if you had a cat, and another cat appeared out of nowhere)?

[Master of Paradox]

Look for owners. If not, hope that the pets get along, because another member just joined the menagerie.

What would you do if you, and you alone, could not hear a specific person's voice?

[Blademaster]

Lock myself in the attic and pull the pullstring up through the ceiling.

What would you do if an Internet celebrity (Chris Crocker, the Angry Video Game Nerd, Tom Fulp, someone like that) visited your home?

[Master of Paradox]

Depends on who. The Spoony One, the Fulps, Seanbaby, and a few others I cannot remember would be cordially welcomed. The AVGN would get a relatively chilly reception. Chris Crocker, "Yahtzee" Croshaw, and any Internet creationists would be shot. The Irate Gamer would suffer a fate that cannot be put into words.

What would you do if circus clowns attempted to conquer the United States government?

[Fett One]

Lot the authorties deal with it. Failing that become a costume crime fighter and take them out myself

What would you do if your dog suddenly started to talk

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd have some interesting discussions.

What would you do if you had a time machine?

[Blademaster]

Make the timespace continuum my bitch.

What would you do if you were to represent your country in the newly-certified Olympic sport of exploding dodgeball?

[Fett One]

Get some body armor so I won't be hurt by the explosions

What would you do if your brother was an evil megalomanic

[Master of Paradox]

Depends on his plan. If his logistics are sound, I'd be his chancellor.

What would you do if you received nothing but junk mail every day of your life?

[Knight of Time]

I'd collect it, put it all into a box, and give it to someone else who doesn't mind junk mail.

What would you do if you met someone who had your voice?

[Blademaster]

Open a collaborative Youtube account called MarioBrosUncut, then begin a video/radio series about the everyday misadventures and musings of Mario and Luigi... and possibly Wario and Waluigi.

What would you do if the seasons suddenly reversed themselves?

(Before you answer, bear in mind that the Earth isn't magical, and therefore the consequences of such a drastic meteorological shift would be more than a little noticeable.)

[Fett One]

Celebrate since it would now be summer instead of winter and worry about the side effects later

What would you do if the terminator became real and was hunting you down?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Take the advantage and rescue beautiful girls. That silly idea would result in me getting killed, either by the terminator or those I didn't attempt to save.

What would you do if you were challenged to a Shadow Game by Yami Yugi from Yu-Gi-Oh?

[Bulbasaur4]

Say, "If this turns into some sort of stripping game... I'm outta here." (I don't know any other reason why I'd ever be challenged to that... xD)


What would you do if you woke up and found yourself in the world of your favorite TV show?

[Master of Paradox]

Stare blankly across the void. I don't HAVE a favorite TV show.

What would you do if you had to relive last week from the beginning?

[Knight of Time]

Simple, I'd try and do everything as closely as I did them the first time.

What would you do if today, or any day in your life, kept endlessly repeating?

[Master of Paradox]

"Nothing. I'm on a diet."

What would you do if you had a ventriloquist dummy glued to your arm?