Time to get back in the game... Heald, let's go!
Basawe
The hulking lummox of an alien called Kados and the comparatively small Saiyan called Basawe stared each other down from opposite sides of the wrecked street. Basawe wore a fierce, unhappy expression on his face, which was only amplified by his opponent's vacant stare and big, dumb grin.
"You guys ain't too smart if you wanna fight my brother and me!" Kados boomed, punching the palm of his hand. It sounded like a sledgehammer smashing into a concrete wall.
"Are you certain you wish to debate intellectual capability with someone with a fully functional cerebellum?" Basawe replied.
Kados blinked. "Uhhhh... Yeah! I sure do!"
Basawe sighed. "Can you SPELL 'cerebellum' for me, please?"
"Yep! It's, uh... S... A... ...uh... R...... Hang on, don't tell me! Uh... S-A-R...... um... 6...... B... R-A...... A...... K! ...Uh..."
"S-A-R-6-B-R-A-A-K." Basawe confirmed, nodding. "Congratulations. You're an imbecile."
"That's right I am!" Kados replied proudly, flexing his muscles. "I'm bored now. Oh, hey, do you know anything about Dragonballs?"
"As a matter of fact, I do." Basawe replied.
"Great!" Kados exclaimed. "So tell me about them and I won't have to turn your face into red mush, and everyone will be happy!"
Basawe was tempted to lunge at the alien galoot and blast him in the face point-blank, but he could see how much stronger his opponent was. He'd have to outsmart the big brute...
"Alright." Basawe said, smiling. "But before you can know about the Dragonballs, your fortitude has to be tested. That means that I have to hit you as hard as I can and if you can stay on your feet, then the Dragonballs will see you as being worthy of their power. Understand?"
Kados roared with laughter.
"All I gotta do is take a punch from YOU?" he said, putting his hands on his hips. "That'll be easy as 1-2-7-3! OK, hit me with your best shot!"
"You're absolutely sure?" Basawe said, walking up to the alien until he was only a meter away.
"You bet!" Kados replied, pounding his chest like a gorilla. "Come on, tiny man! Hit me with everything you have!"
Basawe nodded and pulled his fist back. "Alright then! Here it comes!" His eyes closed; his whole body glowed orange, before the aura suddenly surged wholly into his fist.
"BASAWE BLITZ!!!"
WHAM! CRACKLE!
Basawe's fist smashed into Kados' face with all the force of a jet fighter going at Mach 2. The sheer force was enough to displace enough air to shroud both combatants in a massive vortex of dust... and when it cleared...
Kados stood before Basawe, grinning a toothy grin.
"Ha HA!!!" he boomed. "I passed! That was EEEEEEASY! NOW tell me about the Dragonballs!"
Basawe was stunned... He knew this alien was stronger than him. But that punch had all his body's power behind it... And this monstrous moron hadn't even blinked at it!
"Uh... Right... The Dragonballs." Basawe muttered. "OK, you've proven you can know about them... But there's another test you have to pass in order to know WHERE they are."
Kados frowned.
"ANOTHER test? Damn it... OK, but this better be the last one, or else me and my bro are gonna flatten you like a pancake!"
'I REALLY hope Zaito is faring better than I am.' Basawe thought as he lied and tried to keep the monster tame enough to hit him with a stronger attack. He knew that if this next attack didn't put a dent in Kados, the beast wouldn't give him a nanosecond to try and administer a third one.
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I'm with Basawe... Heald, your guy had better be having more luck against that orange chromedome than mine is...