<Game> What Would You Do If...? Version 2 (Approved by T_M_L)

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would hope that there would be lots of 8-bit enemies and jump on them.

What would you do if you could fly?

[Fett One]

Fly everywhere instead of driving. That way I'll save a ton of money.

What would you do if you were framed for murder?

[Knight of Time]

I'd pray the real killer would be caught quickly before I get anything I wouldn't deserve for something I didn't do.

What would you do if you were buried under a bunch of vegetables?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Hope they weren't pumpkin and eat my way out.

What would you do if you had kinesis?

[Fett One]

Use it to annoy

What would you do if a terminator came after you?

[Knight of Time]

Terminate it literally before it could do the same to me (you wanna terminate a terminator? Must be logical, lol.)

What would you do if you had to adapt to living with a family of gorillas?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would hope that I didn't eat like they have to

What would you do if were in a bubble?

[Blademaster]

Pop it and continue life as usual.

What would you do if giant movie-sized animals (not like Godzilla or Cloverfield, but regular animals like in Anaconda, Eight-Legged Freaks, Jaws, etc.) existed in place of their less horrifying counterparts?

[Fett One]

Never go outside.

What would you do if you found a way to prove that god doesn't exist?

[Master of Paradox]

Find Minus World.

What would you do if you were given a Mogwai?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Search for info on it from Wikipedia. Like I already did.

What would you do if you had to spend each season in a different country, for instance summer in Britain, autumn in Brazil, winter in the USA and spring in Japan? To make this clear, remember to choose your viewpoint because it's summer in Australia when it's winter in Europe.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would pick the best spots for each specifc season so I could enjoy them to their fullest.

What would you do if you became leader of your country?

[Knight of Time]

Do everything I can to make sure that justice is served in Canada, and in the rest of the world.

What would you do if you were a magician's assistant, and the magician did a trick that suddenly backfired on him?

[Fett One]

Take the magicians place.

What would you do if you had to choose between losing an arm or losing a leg?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Lose a leg since I can just get a prosthetic my arms are too valuable to me.

What would you do if you had to raft over Niagra Falls?

[Knight of Time]

Find a way to stay on the raft, just incase I went over the falls.

What would you do if you were in an alternate world where everything was done backwards?

[Fett One]

Try to find a way back to this reality

What would you do if you became friends with Peter Griffin?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Get caught up in his antics.

What would you do if everything you did became illegal?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Become a criminal and if I had to be a criminal, at least I would like to be a good one. So I'd become the enemy of the state.

What would you do if you could control the greenhouse phenomenon?

[mr_pikachu]

Finally enact my fantasy of being like a really big kid with a magnifying glass. Don't mess with the master of the ozone!

What would you do if you had to choose between eradicating a country or letting your entire family be massacred?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would eradicate and entire country maybe a small one.

What would you do if you had to choose between drinking coke or cordial for the rest of your life?

[Knight of Time]

Meh, I'd rather drink cordial, as long as I had it in various fruit flavours, without alcohol of course.

What would you do if you met Andy Larkin (the title character from the Canadian cartoon, What's With Andy? who proclaims himself to be the world's greatest prankster, he can be looked up on Wikipedia), and were a victim of one of his pranks?

[Master of Paradox]

Boot to the head.

What would you do if you were being chased down an alley by a steamroller?

[Fett One]

Pray the alley doesn't end in a dead end

What would you do if you gained the ability to hack into any computer system?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would start stealing money and personal information.

What would you do if someone you like just disappeared?

[Master of Paradox]

If it's in real life, call the police. If it's just online, shrug it off. Happens all the time.

What would you do if it was a holiday and nobody else in the world was celebrating for reasons unknown?

[Fett One]

Continue on as though it was any other day

What would you do if the government was hunting you down simply for being different?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Hide in a cave with a laptop which I can use for making people acknowledge my difference in the internet.

What would you do if your favourite TV show was banned?

[Knight of Time]

Sue the company that banned them, depending on the show.

What would you do if you got constant demands from someone who thinks of himself/herself as being more superior?

[Fett One]

Eventually get really pissed and tell them off

What would you do if your best friend stole from you?

[Master of Paradox]

Make him pay in bruises.

What would you do if you got a pair of overly-tight shoes stuck to your feet?

[Blademaster]

Cut them off. Unless they were my favorite sneakers, in which case I'd try and get them off with soap or oil. Love those shoes.

What would you do if Cookie Monster was your dad?

[Fett One]

Hope that eating a ton of cookies doesn't cause him to become diabetic.

What would you do if you found out earth was going to blow up (due to it's core becoming unstable) in 3 weeks time and no one believes you when you annouce it to the public?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Stop announcing it to prevent a panic.

What would you do if your computer mouse became a "real one"? (I mean the animal)

[Knight of Time]

Hope the family cat doesn't go after it, and do everything I can to restrain the mouse before I figure out how to change it back into a computer mouse.

What would you do if Nelson Muntz appeared and Ha-Ha'd you each time misfortune struck you?

[Master of Paradox]

Use my considerable height advantage to intimidate him, pants him, and force-march him down a city street.

What would you do if you were ordered to kill someone you cared about or someone would set off explosives wired to your heart?

[Blademaster]

Go find some painkillers so my death would be as painless as possible. Altruism can be a real bitch sometimes...

What would you do if you were rendered in Claymation and noone/nothing else was?

[Fett One]

Hope I don't dry out and harden

What would you do if your boy/girl friend became a famous model?

[Knight of Time]

Well, if I did have a g/f, I'd be in so much shock I'd have no idea if I'd continue to date her, or not (especially if her modelling career made her have not enough time for "Us").

What would you do if the only kind of romantic relationship you could have with someone was with someone of a totally different culture?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Study the culture. I don't actually know as much as you'd think about Japanese culture, so my childhood dream would be an example of this.

What would you do if dragons were real?