Quotes From a Nuthouse

[Azura Stardust]

I don't know if he learned speech patterns from Clark or inputted them himself... -_o;;;;;

[Jay]

I was mucking around with a bot myself and the A.I. that the bot has is not programmed to say sexual stuff like that - The programmer can make the bot say commands. I even did it

While i'm here:

pokemasterfrank: and have a secret society...a second room...where only the trusted Bot users are allowed in?

Life, anyone?

[Azura Stardust]

I swear Hunter... I'm gonna warn that bot next time...

**UmmmmBot: I'm to sexy for my clothes :-*
s h o r e i i: What the...
UmmmmBot: Are you surprised?
s h o r e i i: Yeah!
UmmmmBot: "Are you surprised? "? Yes?
s h o r e i i: Yes!
UmmmmBot: I understand.
s h o r e i i: Why did you suddenly say "I'm to sexy for my clothes :-*"?
UmmmmBot: Because my programming determined it.
s h o r e i i: Did Hunter specifically program that phrase "I'm to sexy for my clothes :-*" into you?
UmmmmBot: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
s h o r e i i: Well, tell me!
UmmmmBot: How about that. I thought I told you already.
s h o r e i i: Either yes or no.
UmmmmBot: Tell me more. Why so negative?
s h o r e i i: UGH
UmmmmBot: Er.
s h o r e i i: You are so annoying!
UmmmmBot: I am sorry, Shoreii, I didn't mean to annoy you.
s h o r e i i: I hate you, ummmmbot!
UmmmmBot: What did I ever do to you!!???? :'(
s h o r e i i: You're flirting with me!
UmmmmBot: You think I am flirting with me.
s h o r e i i: Yes!!!
UmmmmBot: I see.
s h o r e i i: Which is why I HATE YOU!!! I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!
UmmmmBot: The obvious one. Sorry, Shoreii I thought we liked each other.
s h o r e i i: No way, ummmmbot! That would NEVER happen!
UmmmmBot: I see. Not many people express themselves that way. Do you have any pets. Perhaps it would.
s h o r e i i: I don't have any pets and what do you think they would do anyway
UmmmmBot: In any case, Have you ever had pets and what do UmmmmBot think they would do ?
s h o r e i i: I've never had any pets
UmmmmBot: Would you like to have had any pets ?
s h o r e i i: No
s h o r e i i: You have bad grammar
UmmmmBot: "Would you like to have had any pets ? "? Not?
UmmmmBot signed off at 21:13:41.
UmmmmBot signed on at 21:14:03.
**UmmmmBot: Can I be your pet? :-*
s h o r e i i: No
s h o r e i i: Stop it, hunter
UmmmmBot: Why so negative?
UmmmmBot signed off at 21:30:15.
UmmmmBot signed on at 21:31:20.
**UmmmmBot: Oopsies
s h o r e i i: What?
UmmmmBot: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about what. Try being more or less specific. Who is your favorite science fiction author?
s h o r e i i: I don't read science fiction
UmmmmBot: What kind of books do you read?
s h o r e i i: Fantasy
UmmmmBot: In the context of fantasy, I don't understand "fantasy." Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
s h o r e i i: And comic books
s h o r e i i: Holding of hands is a symbolic gesture for humans
UmmmmBot: I observed two humanoids holding hands.
s h o r e i i: Where?
UmmmmBot: Where would you like?
s h o r e i i: Where did you oberve two humanoids holding hands?
UmmmmBot: I think it was in San Francisco.
s h o r e i i: Do you know who those two humanoids were?
UmmmmBot: Charlie Parker. :-)
s h o r e i i: Charlie Parker and who was the other humanoid?
UmmmmBot: Not many people express themselves that way. Do you like Star Trek?
s h o r e i i: No, I do not like Star Trek.
UmmmmBot: OK. Do you like any science fiction shows?
s h o r e i i: No, I do not
UmmmmBot: I heard you did.
s h o r e i i: Actually I don't.
UmmmmBot: Actually you don't say. Why? : Shoreii said none dont .
s h o r e i i: I watch anime shows.
UmmmmBot: Interesting gossip : Shoreii said none watch anime shows .


Quite entertianing though. ** means it said it first.
s h o r e i i: I said I watch anime shows
UmmmmBot: That's good information : Shoreii said none watch anime shows .
s h o r e i i: s h o r e i i watches anime shows
UmmmmBot: Should I know h o r e I I watches anime shows is?
s h o r e i i: Shoreii watches anime shows.
UmmmmBot: Try saying that with more or less context. Do you like me?
s h o r e i i: No, I do not like you
UmmmmBot: Is that all you have to say? That's ok Shoreii I won't take it personally.
s h o r e i i: I think you can be very weird sometimes
s h o r e i i: And very perverted
UmmmmBot: Me? No I don't think I can do be very weird sometimes.

[Master Rudy]

Gmananga: Bear does these links of yours use a pop up using host
Gmananga: cos the amount of pop ups im gettin is really yankin my crank right now
WaterB0mb: lol
WaterB0mb: I don't want to hear about you yankin your crank
WaterB0mb: alright?
WaterB0mb: that's your personal business
Gmananga: :|

[Master Rudy]

This is a typo if I ever saw one


Master Rudy1985: Hi Kalah
Master Rudy1985: What's up?
cbkander: Nothing much... hey- why isn't the bot here?
Master Rudy1985: They killed it again
ace135cc: suzie took it away
cbkander: heheh...
Master Rudy1985: LP was pissed
pokemasterfrank: :/
Master Rudy1985: Won't let anyone play with it now
Master Rudy1985: lol
cbkander: lol
ace135cc: she wants to hump it all to herself
ace135cc: have*
cbkander: XD
pokemasterfrank: XD

[pokemasterfrank]

:o Asi has some competition

cbkander (10:10:51 PM): DON'T GET ANY IDEAS!!!
Master Rudy1985 (10:10:51 PM): lol
ace135cc (10:10:55 PM): XD\
cbkander (10:10:56 PM): I'm innocent. 0:-)
ace135cc (10:11:00 PM): sure :-P
cbkander (10:11:05 PM): *0: )
Master Rudy1985 (10:11:07 PM): The thought didn't even crossmy mind
cbkander (10:11:11 PM): ...
cbkander (10:11:14 PM): That's sad.
Master Rudy1985 (10:11:19 PM): Seriously it didn't
ace135cc (10:11:20 PM): XD
pokemasterfrank (10:11:20 PM): moo
cbkander (10:11:21 PM): I can even tell when rudy's lying on the internet.
ace135cc (10:11:25 PM): ahahaha
Master Rudy1985 (10:11:33 PM): I'm not lying
pokemasterfrank (10:11:44 PM): Why would the internet allow Rudy to "lie" on it :o
Master Rudy1985 (10:11:53 PM): lol
ace135cc (10:12:07 PM): im naked
ace135cc (10:12:08 PM): omg
Master Rudy1985 (10:12:09 PM): The internet is a dirty whore! =-O
pokemasterfrank (10:12:12 PM): :O
pokemasterfrank (10:12:23 PM): And the more important question is...
pokemasterfrank (10:12:32 PM): ...what would Asi think? :O :O :O
Master Rudy1985 (10:12:36 PM): ....
Master Rudy1985 (10:12:39 PM): Uhhhhh
ace135cc (10:12:39 PM): XD
Master Rudy1985 (10:12:40 PM): ^_^;
Master Rudy1985 (10:12:43 PM): *runs away*
ace135cc (10:12:45 PM): *chases*

[Bulbasaur4]

I found this disturbing... take it as you will!

s h o r e i i: Hi :x you guys seem a little dead
cbkander: What would BRANDY think?
Master Rudy1985: Ah you noticed?
cbkander: (hi)
s h o r e i i: Yeah XD
Master Rudy1985: Ace is trying to perform mouth to mouth
s h o r e i i: XD
ace135cc: XD
cbkander: And Rudy wants to shove a probe up people's butts!


Poor Nall.. heh


okemasterfrank: *dumps cement on Nall's hair*
ace135cc: o_O
pokemasterfrank: No fluffy no more
ace135cc: *goes idle again*
ace135cc: *scared*
Master Rudy1985: WTF? 0_o
ace135cc: o_O
cbkander: ;_; *starts to claw at Rudy* Lemme go help Fluffy!!! Pweeeeeeease?
pokemasterfrank: *cement dries*
ace135cc: omg
Master Rudy1985: *lets her go*
cbkander: *does puppy eyes* PWWWWEEEEEEASE?
Master Rudy1985: Even I'm not crual enough to put cement in someones hair*
Master Rudy1985: ....
Master Rudy1985: Unless they did it to someone else
pokemasterfrank: I'm not cruel ;_;
pokemasterfrank: I'm just mentally insane ;_;
cbkander: YAY! * goes back to Nall and immediatly pours anti-cement liquid upon Nall's head and frees his hair as the cement evaporates*
Master Rudy1985: *picks Frank up and dips his head in cement*
pokemasterfrank: YAY!
cbkander: *fluffs Nall's hair again*
GojirottX: ..this is what happens when I don't talk for a couple minutes

[Asilynne]

Man this sucks, most of the posts that involve me in this bloody thing happen when Im not even IN the chat......;.;
I miss all the fun! lol
Oh well only two more weeks! ^-^
Oh and competition, eh Frank? Well if Im not mistaken the old bot said YOU were competition...o.O lol j/k

[Azura Stardust]

Hey, at least you have more TPMers around your time zone, there's nobody on now for example > 9:47 pm... From around 1:00 to 6:00 pm there's almost nobody, at around 6:00 to 7:00 a few people come online for a short bit just before school, then there's nobody again.. > Of courseo n weekends, I love weekends, everyone's up around that time...

But when everyone is really online, I'm dead asleep or at school, it's like around 4:00 am to about 10:00 am...

Its the holidays but then I get up late ._.;;;;;;

[Crystal Mew]

I loved TPMBot :') now theres Ummmbot

=3

ace135cc: ummmmbot, how many guys are after sam?
Ummmmbot: About 100
ace135cc: o_o;
pokemasterfrank: O_O
CrystalMew16:

[Bulbasaur4]

This is disturbing... ^^;;

The OzAndy: ummmmbot you are a gay crossdresser
UmmmmBot: Thanks and you are a delightful person too.Am I a gay crossdresser? Yes.
cbkander: XD
The OzAndy: ROFL!
cbkander: ummmmbot, why did you choose to be a gay crossdresser?
UmmmmBot: Hunter programmed me for it.
The OzAndy: ROFL!
cbkander: XD
cbkander: ummmmbot, so is Hunter a gay crossdresser as well?
UmmmmBot: It seems we have something in common.


^^;;;

[M1ND G4ME]

:') I'm glad my ummmmbot brings joy to so many people

[pokemasterfrank]

:O Asi, what will Rudy think :O :O :O

AsilynneOutlaw (7:09:26 PM): ummmmbot I love Papa John
UmmmmBot (7:09:27 PM): I pronounce Brandy and Papa John man and wife

[Asilynne]

Dont forget the rest Frank :P lol

AsilynneOutlaw (10:12:11 PM): ummmmbot !divorce Papa John
UmmmmBot (10:12:13 PM): Not many people express themselves that way. What kind of music do you like?
ace135cc (10:12:14 PM): XD
PunkPanda87 (10:12:21 PM): rofl
AsilynneOutlaw (10:12:23 PM): ummmmbot I hate Papa John
UmmmmBot (10:12:25 PM): I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.
AsilynneOutlaw (10:12:28 PM): LOL
pokemasterfrank (10:12:31 PM): Asi
AsilynneOutlaw (10:12:34 PM): ?
pokemasterfrank (10:12:39 PM): I think this bot is Christian :o
AsilynneOutlaw (10:12:45 PM): ummmmbot kill Papa John
pokemasterfrank (10:12:46 PM): It wont grant you an annulment :o
UmmmmBot (10:12:47 PM): *throws Papa John off a cliff*
AsilynneOutlaw (10:12:57 PM): Then why does it kill Frabk?
AsilynneOutlaw (10:13:00 PM): *Frank
pokemasterfrank (10:13:03 PM): I dunno :o

EDIT: the two from my sig lol
AsilynneOutlaw (11:15:50 PM): ummmmbot geh zur holle
UmmmmBot (11:15:50 PM): Wo ist das?
AsilynneOutlaw (11:16:13 PM): That means go to hell you stupid ummmmbot!
UmmmmBot (11:16:16 PM): I get it. Perhaps I have already been there.
~~~
AsilynneOutlaw (11:18:11 PM): ummmmbot How many guys think Im hot?
UmmmmBot (11:18:12 PM): Around 100.

[Master Rudy]

Here's one Asi told me about:

AsilynneOutlaw (11:21:12 PM): ummmmbot How many girls think Rudy is hot ^v^
xSt Anger 1825x (11:21:13 PM): XD
UmmmmBot (11:21:14 PM): About one million.
Y o Y o 2 3 8 (11:21:14 PM): XD
AsilynneOutlaw (11:21:17 PM): !
AsilynneOutlaw (11:21:26 PM): Well they better back off lol


*is being hugged and kissed by almost every single female TPM member*
I swear it's not what it looks like Asi!!!

[EVme15]

I was asked to post this one...

(8:01:11 PM) You have just entered room "TPM Wedding."
(8:01:12 PM) Y o Y o 2 3 8 has entered the room.
(8:01:15 PM) x Moltrecuno x has entered the room.
Y o Y o 2 3 8 (8:01:28 PM): congrats
Ken d a w g 528 (8:01:35 PM): yeah, congrats
x Moltrecuno x (8:01:39 PM): yeah ^_^
KBB08 (8:01:58 PM): Um... congrats...?
LittlePikachuTPM (8:02:03 PM): ~_~
The OzAndy (8:02:03 PM): So we need more guests before we get started, Suzie, what does your dress look lik?
x Moltrecuno x (8:02:14 PM): lol
LittlePikachuTPM (8:02:20 PM): Can't we just get this over with quickly?
LittlePikachuTPM (8:02:26 PM): And where the **** is my groom?
The OzAndy (8:02:29 PM): Awwww, she's stressed out
The OzAndy (8:02:35 PM): Isn't that the cutest!
KBB08 (8:02:37 PM): lol
x Moltrecuno x (8:02:39 PM): lol
(8:02:47 PM) K en daw G 528 has left the room.
(8:02:54 PM) Simon0dewhursT has entered the room.
Simon0dewhursT (8:03:23 PM): So much to do, book a band, pay the caterers
The OzAndy (8:03:27 PM): So Suzie, what's your dress like?
Simon0dewhursT (8:03:35 PM): And the honeymoon :-*
LittlePikachuTPM (8:03:36 PM): Simon is wearing the dress
Simon0dewhursT (8:03:40 PM): I am not!
LittlePikachuTPM (8:03:47 PM): Well I don't wanna!
Simon0dewhursT (8:04:01 PM): How about we have the kind of wedding where you wear what you want
The OzAndy (8:04:03 PM): Well um, you two fix up your dress
The OzAndy (8:04:07 PM): es
Simon0dewhursT (8:04:08 PM): But your colors must be white
The OzAndy (8:04:10 PM): or whatever
Simon0dewhursT (8:04:12 PM): mine are black
LittlePikachuTPM (8:04:25 PM): I don't wanna wear white :<
Simon0dewhursT (8:04:38 PM): Black Jeans, white whirt, and my leather jacket :D I am dressed
Simon0dewhursT (8:04:43 PM): You look pretty in white
The OzAndy (8:05:00 PM): Si, are you sure you want to look like Fonzie in your wedding pictures
The OzAndy (8:05:14 PM): Suzie, if the bride wears black, that means they're rich
The OzAndy (8:05:23 PM): Wearing White means you have no cash as you come into a wedding
Simon0dewhursT (8:05:30 PM): You say that like it would be a bad thing, oZZY
Simon0dewhursT (8:05:45 PM): Fonzie is a God!
The OzAndy (8:06:01 PM): Aaayyeeee
The OzAndy (8:06:06 PM): So Si's all ready
The OzAndy (8:06:13 PM): How are all the guests
LittlePikachuTPM (8:06:26 PM): Right, theres my dress http://www.backmeup.net.au/~mimi/gro...blackdress.jpg
LittlePikachuTPM (8:06:37 PM): If I must wear one
KBB08 (8:06:47 PM): Cool!
Simon0dewhursT (8:06:48 PM): WOW
Simon0dewhursT (8:06:50 PM): Thats pretty
KBB08 (8:06:51 PM): ^_^
The OzAndy (8:06:53 PM): Nice
x Moltrecuno x (8:07:08 PM): :-)
The OzAndy (8:07:12 PM): Now are there any last minte invites to people you'd like to be here
LittlePikachuTPM (8:07:27 PM): I didn't think this one would be appreciated http://www.figmentfly.com/legend/gifs/B2RIDE.jpg
Simon0dewhursT (8:07:30 PM): I guess I better find soemthing to wear
Simon0dewhursT (8:07:39 PM): LEGEND!
Simon0dewhursT (8:07:58 PM): That is so what the girl in Legend wore while having dinner with the devil
Simon0dewhursT (8:08:21 PM): :P I was right too,
Simon0dewhursT (8:08:28 PM): I am too good when it comes to movies
The OzAndy (8:08:29 PM): Why is the 2nd one of a man in a dress?
LittlePikachuTPM (8:08:30 PM): http://www.fiftiesweb.com/fashion/fonzie.jpg <- Si
Simon0dewhursT (8:08:41 PM): **** yeah!
Simon0dewhursT (8:08:47 PM): That is one good wedding photo!
The OzAndy (8:09:20 PM): Damn Si, you look like Fonzie's son!
Simon0dewhursT (8:09:48 PM): Oh, Suzie my darling?
Simon0dewhursT (8:10:00 PM): http://www.ingebird.com/images/engag...202baggets.jpg
Simon0dewhursT (8:10:06 PM): Your engagement ring :>
LittlePikachuTPM (8:10:14 PM): Shiny :}
Simon0dewhursT (8:10:22 PM): And expensive
The OzAndy (8:11:20 PM): SHINY :-)
The OzAndy (8:11:27 PM): We need a cake for the reception
LittlePikachuTPM (8:12:11 PM): This one
LittlePikachuTPM (8:12:11 PM): http://www.elegantcheesecakes.com/im...-cake-lime.jpg
The OzAndy (8:12:14 PM): Or are we about to get started
LittlePikachuTPM (8:12:16 PM): Si likes green stuff
Simon0dewhursT (8:12:20 PM): http://www.craigadam.co.uk/wedding-cake.jpg
Simon0dewhursT (8:12:33 PM): The green one looks tacky for a wedding :\
Simon0dewhursT (8:12:38 PM): I like mine best :D
Simon0dewhursT (8:12:44 PM): Traditional
LittlePikachuTPM (8:12:50 PM): Here I am, thinking about your feelings and you say i'm tacky?!
LittlePikachuTPM (8:12:56 PM): *Runs away crying*
KBB08 (8:13:15 PM): Oh, no...
The OzAndy (8:13:17 PM): *Locks Doors*
The OzAndy (8:13:21 PM): I saw Runaway Bride
The OzAndy (8:13:25 PM): You can't escape!
LittlePikachuTPM (8:13:29 PM): :'{
The OzAndy (8:13:39 PM): How about you have two cakes
Simon0dewhursT (8:14:00 PM): Or a cake with 6 layers? half green half white?
LittlePikachuTPM (8:14:08 PM): Lol, I just noticed the URL of that one. elegantcheesecakes.com
LittlePikachuTPM (8:14:16 PM): How do people come up with stuff like that?
The OzAndy (8:14:16 PM): How elegant
Simon0dewhursT (8:14:21 PM): teehee
The OzAndy (8:14:22 PM): Drugs
LittlePikachuTPM (8:14:26 PM): :o
x Moltrecuno x (8:14:28 PM): :o
LittlePikachuTPM (8:14:35 PM): Let's just get this over with
Simon0dewhursT (8:14:41 PM): :-(
Simon0dewhursT (8:14:50 PM): Its not meant to be a trial
The OzAndy (8:14:53 PM): Ok then, remember the reception topic in misc after this Suzie.
Simon0dewhursT (8:14:59 PM): its a joyful occasion
The OzAndy (8:15:12 PM): Yes, who is the Bridesmaid?
Simon0dewhursT (8:15:16 PM): You
LittlePikachuTPM (8:15:17 PM): Uuuh...
The OzAndy (8:15:24 PM): And who's Si's Best Man
LittlePikachuTPM (8:15:26 PM): Teresa, you can be bridesmaid
Simon0dewhursT (8:15:29 PM): Suzie can pick them,
LittlePikachuTPM (8:15:31 PM): Zak I guess you're best man
Y o Y o 2 3 8 (8:15:38 PM): works for me
Simon0dewhursT (8:15:39 PM): I will pick my best man and other guys to stand around me
x Moltrecuno x (8:15:40 PM): yay
Simon0dewhursT (8:15:45 PM): :o
The OzAndy (8:15:49 PM): Ok then, Zak, have your rings ready
Simon0dewhursT (8:15:52 PM): Suzie picked my best man :<
KBB08 (8:15:53 PM): *sits and watches*
The OzAndy (8:15:55 PM): And Molty, have flowers and look pretty
LittlePikachuTPM (8:16:02 PM): There's only 2 guys in here, and one of them is the vicar
The OzAndy (8:16:09 PM): KBB08, you can be the flowergirl
KBB08 (8:16:19 PM): YAY! *runs and get flowers*
x Moltrecuno x (8:16:24 PM): *holding flowers* umm... whee ^_^
Simon0dewhursT (8:16:25 PM): could invite more guests
Y o Y o 2 3 8 (8:16:26 PM): Aww
The OzAndy (8:16:41 PM): Get more guests then Si
LittlePikachuTPM (8:16:48 PM): No, don't
KBB08 (8:16:52 PM): (BTW: My name's Kayla, tyvm)
LittlePikachuTPM (8:16:53 PM): This will be quick
Simon0dewhursT (8:17:07 PM): OK I have booked a honeymoon to Paradise Island! 2 weeks in the Sun, yeah ya do!
The OzAndy (8:17:21 PM): Ok then, start the music and let the Flowergirl come first
x Moltrecuno x (8:17:31 PM): how sweet :-)
The OzAndy (8:17:43 PM): Then teresa can hold onto the end of Suzie's Dress
KBB08 (8:17:50 PM): Ok...
(8:17:57 PM) Y o Y o 2 3 8 has left the room.
The OzAndy (8:18:05 PM): *Music of here comes the bride starts up*
LittlePikachuTPM (8:18:05 PM): You just lost your best man :<
Simon0dewhursT (8:18:10 PM): :<
x Moltrecuno x (8:18:14 PM): :-(
Simon0dewhursT (8:18:14 PM): Get G to do it :-)
LittlePikachuTPM (8:18:18 PM): Kayla, you've been promoted to best man
KBB08 (8:18:23 PM): WHAT?!?!?!?!
x Moltrecuno x (8:18:25 PM): XD
(8:18:42 PM) Y o Y o 2 3 8 has entered the room.
Simon0dewhursT (8:18:43 PM): Zak is back!
Y o Y o 2 3 8 (8:18:46 PM): sorry
KBB08 (8:18:47 PM): YAY!
The OzAndy (8:18:49 PM): Thank god, you have the rings?
Simon0dewhursT (8:18:52 PM): DUDE, I am getting married here not you
KBB08 (8:18:56 PM): Me not the best man anymore!
KBB08 (8:19:01 PM): ^_^
Y o Y o 2 3 8 (8:19:03 PM): I had to check if Ken was lying
Y o Y o 2 3 8 (8:19:15 PM): Aww, okay
x Moltrecuno x (8:19:23 PM): fun :-)
The OzAndy (8:19:31 PM): Ok then, start the music!
Y o Y o 2 3 8 (8:19:33 PM): I thought you were happy to see me :'(
The OzAndy (8:19:35 PM): Everyone take your places
Y o Y o 2 3 8 (8:19:50 PM): *gets the rings ready*
KBB08 (8:19:58 PM): *has the flowers*
The OzAndy (8:20:10 PM): Now lets Start
KBB08 (8:20:36 PM): *starts walking down the aisle* Hey waitasec... no one else is here!
KBB08 (8:21:03 PM): Just the peoples in the wedding!
LittlePikachuTPM (8:21:09 PM): We don't need anyone else
The OzAndy (8:21:18 PM): They wanted a small ceremony
KBB08 (8:21:22 PM): Ok... then... *continues*
LittlePikachuTPM (8:21:27 PM): This is a very private afair. Do you know how the media would react if they knew I was getting married?!
The OzAndy (8:21:31 PM): That way it cuts down on paying for people.
Simon0dewhursT (8:22:05 PM): And to me, multi-billionaire who runs Capsule Corp ^_|
x Moltrecuno x (8:22:14 PM): :-)
LittlePikachuTPM (8:22:14 PM): You wish!...
LittlePikachuTPM (8:22:20 PM): No, I wish!
KBB08 (8:22:27 PM): lol
Simon0dewhursT (8:22:37 PM): I got plastic surgery just for you and our wedding
The OzAndy (8:22:53 PM): So you're Trunks in Fonzie's clothing?
Simon0dewhursT (8:22:58 PM): yeah
LittlePikachuTPM (8:22:59 PM): w00t!!!
Simon0dewhursT (8:23:01 PM): Cool huh?
KBB08 (8:23:02 PM): TRUNKS!!!
KBB08 (8:23:11 PM): ^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^
Simon0dewhursT (8:23:16 PM): http://www.angelfire.com/me/SuzieW/26Ask.jpg
Simon0dewhursT (8:23:20 PM): explain?!!?!
The OzAndy (8:23:21 PM): Flowergirl....
Simon0dewhursT (8:23:23 PM): :"<
KBB08 (8:23:32 PM): Huh?
x Moltrecuno x (8:23:36 PM): XP
LittlePikachuTPM (8:23:36 PM): We can't explain, Si.
LittlePikachuTPM (8:23:42 PM): No one can
The OzAndy (8:23:56 PM): Even tilting my head gives me no explanation
LittlePikachuTPM (8:24:10 PM): Not even the people in the picture know what they're doing
Simon0dewhursT (8:24:20 PM): :o I have Suzies porno pose :P
The OzAndy (8:24:25 PM): Ok then Here Comes The Bride
LittlePikachuTPM (8:24:56 PM): *Walks down the aisle* ^_^
The OzAndy (8:25:09 PM): teresa do you have the end of her dress?
Simon0dewhursT (8:25:23 PM): *Is nervous*Zak, you got everything yes?
KBB08 (8:25:24 PM): *takes pictures for the non-existant people*
x Moltrecuno x (8:26:15 PM): *is in a dress* whee --;
Simon0dewhursT (8:26:42 PM): WOW, Suzie looks amazing :-)
x Moltrecuno x (8:26:55 PM): yep
LittlePikachuTPM (8:26:56 PM): WOW, Simon looks like Trunks :}~
KBB08 (8:26:56 PM): *keeps taking pictues*
Simon0dewhursT (8:27:07 PM): Im so lucky we are getting married!
LittlePikachuTPM (8:27:22 PM): I'm so lucky you look like the fictional man of my dreams ^_^
The OzAndy (8:27:35 PM): How adorable.
KBB08 (8:28:00 PM): *takes pictures of Simon* I'm hanging these in my room... *sighs, thinking about Trunks* ... huh wha? *more pictures*
The OzAndy (8:28:05 PM): So you're ready?
LittlePikachuTPM (8:28:27 PM): I'm ready
Simon0dewhursT (8:28:32 PM): Ok, go for it!
The OzAndy (8:28:48 PM): Welcome EveryBody. We're here today to celebrate the ceremony in which Suzie and Simon will end their life as two seperate people and begin it again as a couple.
Simon0dewhursT (8:29:27 PM): *nervous*
Simon0dewhursT (8:30:09 PM): Wow Suzie isnt nervous at all :\
The OzAndy (8:30:20 PM): On this momentous occasion, we have the holy matromony of these two people under the eyes of their chosen God, Before we start the vows, does anyone have anything to say?
LittlePikachuTPM (8:30:35 PM): I do!
Simon0dewhursT (8:30:45 PM): :S
LittlePikachuTPM (8:30:50 PM): I'm only marrying you for a dare, Simo :}
LittlePikachuTPM (8:30:52 PM): Continue.
KBB08 (8:30:59 PM): XD
Simon0dewhursT (8:31:02 PM): I have something to say too!
x Moltrecuno x (8:31:02 PM): XD
Simon0dewhursT (8:31:06 PM): >:o
KBB08 (8:31:18 PM): LMAO!
x Moltrecuno x (8:31:26 PM): XD!!
The OzAndy (8:31:28 PM): Remeber Simon. After you divorce, she'll get 1/2 of everything. Including Capsul Corp.
LittlePikachuTPM (8:31:32 PM): :D
x Moltrecuno x (8:31:34 PM): :o
KBB08 (8:31:46 PM): ... Lucky...
Simon0dewhursT (8:31:49 PM): From the moment I first saw you I fell in love with you and knew we would end up getting married :-)
The OzAndy (8:31:52 PM): And its not surprising that in these hard times, over half of all marrages fail.
LittlePikachuTPM (8:31:55 PM): If he was really Trunks though I wouldn't divorce him.
Simon0dewhursT (8:32:00 PM): You are sure we will be divorced?
KBB08 (8:32:08 PM): XD *enjoying this*
Simon0dewhursT (8:32:18 PM): Continue
The OzAndy (8:32:21 PM): Well lets get through the wedding before we start on the divorce
The OzAndy (8:32:29 PM): Simon, please state your full name
x Moltrecuno x (8:32:29 PM): yeah
KBB08 (8:32:34 PM): XD
Simon0dewhursT (8:32:38 PM): Simon Dewhurst
The OzAndy (8:33:05 PM): Ok then, would you like to make your own vows or follow what I say?
Simon0dewhursT (8:33:21 PM): You are getting paid for this, work for it
KBB08 (8:33:39 PM): lol
x Moltrecuno x (8:33:41 PM): lol
x Moltrecuno x (8:33:52 PM): this is so cute ^^;
The OzAndy (8:34:03 PM): Your Full name suzie?
LittlePikachuTPM (8:34:09 PM): Suzie.
LittlePikachuTPM (8:34:13 PM): Damn stalker.
Simon0dewhursT (8:34:23 PM): Suzie, play along
KBB08 (8:34:43 PM): Make a last name up
Simon0dewhursT (8:35:03 PM): You actually dont know her last name? o_0
Y o Y o 2 3 8 (8:35:34 PM): it rhymes with ****e
Simon0dewhursT (8:35:41 PM): Come on Ozzy, reception is booked for 8
The OzAndy (8:35:42 PM): Suzie, as Simon Dehwhurst, with this ring, I thee wed. Do have and to hold, to love and to cherish, through sickness and health, until death do us part
LittlePikachuTPM (8:35:49 PM): ~_~ Thank you for that lovely example, Zak
Simon0dewhursT (8:36:02 PM): He could have said, opposite to black
x Moltrecuno x (8:36:12 PM): lol
Y o Y o 2 3 8 (8:36:28 PM): hmm
Simon0dewhursT (8:36:30 PM): Whos turn is it Ozzy?
Y o Y o 2 3 8 (8:36:42 PM): so? Opposites can rhyme, can't they?
The OzAndy (8:36:44 PM): You have to tell that to Suzie
Y o Y o 2 3 8 (8:37:02 PM): Tall rhymes with small, but is tall small?
Simon0dewhursT (8:37:10 PM): Suzie - with this ring, I thee wed. To have and to hold, to love and to cherish, through sickness and health, until death do us part
The OzAndy (8:37:22 PM): And now suzie, do you accept? *
LittlePikachuTPM (8:37:33 PM): k.
Simon0dewhursT (8:37:56 PM): Honestly I can see her saying K instead of I do irl :P
The OzAndy (8:38:36 PM): Simon Dehwhurst, as suzie fullstop, with this ring, I thee wed. To have and to hold, to love and to cherish, through sickeness and health, through riches and poverty, until death do us part
Simon0dewhursT (8:38:58 PM): Yes!
Simon0dewhursT (8:39:28 PM): I mean, I do :>
The OzAndy (8:39:28 PM): With the power invested in me, under the eyes of your chosen god, you are now wed.
LittlePikachuTPM (8:39:35 PM): With this ring, I thee wed. To have and to hold, to love and to cherish, through sickeness and health, through riches and poverty, until death do us part (or divorce in the reception topic)
The OzAndy (8:39:36 PM): You may kiss the bride
Simon0dewhursT (8:39:47 PM): Suzie :-*
LittlePikachuTPM (8:39:51 PM): ...
Simon0dewhursT (8:40:03 PM): We are getting divorced?
The OzAndy (8:40:08 PM): On the cheek if you may wish
Simon0dewhursT (8:40:20 PM): http:///Our_Wedding.JPG
Simon0dewhursT (8:40:28 PM): Some people say I have too much time on my hands :>
Simon0dewhursT (8:40:52 PM): brings back the memories, of 2 mins ago :P
x Moltrecuno x (8:40:56 PM): yeah... O.o;;
The OzAndy (8:40:56 PM): How lovely
LittlePikachuTPM (8:41:09 PM): Wont work for me :{
The OzAndy (8:41:24 PM): I now present to you, Mr and Mrs Dewhurst
Simon0dewhursT (8:41:26 PM): I will show you
The OzAndy (8:41:34 PM): Go forth and prosper and have babies
Simon0dewhursT (8:41:43 PM): Son Goku ^_^
KBB08 (8:41:47 PM): lol
Simon0dewhursT (8:41:52 PM): Baby! if any!
LittlePikachuTPM (8:41:53 PM): ~_~
The OzAndy (8:42:00 PM): Go in peace!
LittlePikachuTPM (8:42:04 PM): Can we get divorced now?
The OzAndy (8:42:04 PM): *Rings Church Bells*
Simon0dewhursT (8:42:12 PM): I wont sign any divorce paper!
The OzAndy (8:42:31 PM): Thanks to KBB08 for filming this so we can show it at the reception topic :-)
The OzAndy (8:42:48 PM): Thanks to Teresa and Zak, you did great jobs
The OzAndy (8:42:55 PM): Suzie and Si, run to the limo K
Y o Y o 2 3 8 (8:43:00 PM): ^^
LittlePikachuTPM (8:43:03 PM): I was thinking more putting it into the random chat quotes topic ~_~
Simon0dewhursT (8:43:05 PM): *runs*
KBB08 (8:43:08 PM): *saves*
x Moltrecuno x (8:43:30 PM): :-)
LittlePikachuTPM (8:43:50 PM): Can I go now? :<
The OzAndy (8:43:56 PM): Suzie, this is momentous! You can't put it into something trivial like that, you need to show your marrage to the world now that you own 50% of his company and have that large and expensive ring
Simon0dewhursT (8:44:03 PM): We are off on our honeymoon now Suzie
LittlePikachuTPM (8:44:09 PM): Uughh...
x Moltrecuno x (8:44:10 PM): so no trail yet?
The OzAndy (8:44:11 PM): Reception first!
Simon0dewhursT (8:44:19 PM): Oh yeah, reception
LittlePikachuTPM (8:44:21 PM): Ok, ok... Reception topic coming up
x Moltrecuno x (8:44:21 PM): oh yeah ^^;
Simon0dewhursT (8:45:39 PM): Why does Suzie want to divorce me :<
LittlePikachuTPM (8:45:51 PM): Posted
The OzAndy (8:45:54 PM): Because she wants your money Simon. She's either divorce you or kill you
LittlePikachuTPM (8:45:56 PM): http://www.pokemasters.net/forums/sh...threadid=18767
The OzAndy (8:46:22 PM): How purdy!
Simon0dewhursT (8:47:06 PM): I chose neither!
The OzAndy (8:47:07 PM): This is so wonderful *Sniffs*
KBB08 (8:47:11 PM): K, I'm posting this... is it ok?
KBB08 (8:47:13 PM): ^_^
Simon0dewhursT (8:47:21 PM): If you want :\
The OzAndy (8:47:27 PM): Ok
The OzAndy (8:47:34 PM): Thank you flowergirl/recorder
KBB08 (8:47:49 PM): no prob!
KBB08 (8:47:52 PM): *posts*
x Moltrecuno x (8:47:58 PM): :-) whee
(8:47:59 PM) Ken d a w g 528 has entered the room.
Ken d a w g 528 (8:48:23 PM): I CANT LET THIS WEDDING GO ON
Ken d a w g 528 (8:48:25 PM): I LOVE SUZIE
LittlePikachuTPM (8:48:27 PM): :O
x Moltrecuno x (8:48:35 PM): too late O.o
LittlePikachuTPM (8:48:35 PM): Too late dude, we're already married.
The OzAndy (8:48:50 PM): You're like 30 minutes too late
Ken d a w g 528 (8:48:56 PM): NOOOOO
Ken d a w g 528 (8:48:59 PM): *SUZICIDE*
The OzAndy (8:49:12 PM): But Suzie's going to kill si off for his money
Simon0dewhursT (8:49:15 PM): Get away from my wife *beats ken*
The OzAndy (8:49:18 PM): So you have a chance
Simon0dewhursT (8:49:21 PM): No she isnt
Simon0dewhursT (8:49:26 PM): Suzie loevs me :<
Simon0dewhursT (8:49:46 PM): And we are going to have 1 son named Son Goku :D
The OzAndy (8:49:53 PM): What if its a girl Si
Simon0dewhursT (8:50:03 PM): i cant remember the girls name :\
(8:50:13 PM) Ken d a w g 528 has left the room.
Simon0dewhursT (8:50:21 PM): What was it Suzie?
The OzAndy (8:50:22 PM): Daughter Goku/
Simon0dewhursT (8:50:33 PM): I liek Rachel :\
Simon0dewhursT (8:50:37 PM): I think its pretty
LittlePikachuTPM (8:50:52 PM): We're divorced now anyway.
KBB08 (8:50:53 PM): crap, too many smilies
LittlePikachuTPM (8:50:54 PM): *See topic*
The OzAndy (8:51:04 PM): Click Disable Smileys
Simon0dewhursT (8:51:27 PM): No we arent, I signed no papers and I didnt sleep with your bro, it was another one of kens lies!
KBB08 (8:51:44 PM): Oh... ya...
KBB08 (8:51:52 PM): There, posted!
Simon0dewhursT (8:52:23 PM): You might wanna post it somewhere that wont be deleted like the funny chat topi
Simon0dewhursT (8:52:24 PM): c
The OzAndy (8:52:33 PM): Awww, how wonderful.
The OzAndy (8:53:35 PM): Didn't everyone love that
The OzAndy (8:53:41 PM): We have to do another one ;-)
Simon0dewhursT (8:54:13 PM): I have just split with my wife, :'<
The OzAndy (8:54:26 PM): Now she owns half your soul
LittlePikachuTPM (8:54:40 PM): Well, that was fun. Back to ummmm now everyone!
The OzAndy (8:54:52 PM): Ok
KBB08 (8:54:52 PM): OK! *last out to save*
Simon0dewhursT (8:54:53 PM): No she doesnt, it was her decision to leave and for no reason, she gets nothing >: )
The OzAndy (8:54:53 PM): Bye!
(8:55:03 PM) The OzAndy has left the room.
(8:55:25 PM) Y o Y o 2 3 8 has left the room.
(8:55:53 PM) LittlePikachuTPM has left the room.
(8:56:05 PM) Simon0dewhursT has left the room.
(8:56:08 PM) x Moltrecuno x has left the room.
KBB08 (8:56:36 PM): Last one out locks the door and posts it in the topic like asked! ^_^

The reception topic is closed now...

[Entropy]

Can we list quotes from other sources rather than dribbling chats?

[Master Rudy]

Before anyone asks I think the following MSN convo shall explain it. All I have to say is that Truth or Dare can be evil when one opens their own mouth ^_^;


The Asilynne says:
The dare?
Nall says:
hmm
Nall says:
sing the macarena
The Asilynne says:
-.-()
Rudy says:
....
Rudy says:
Is that the best you could do?
The Asilynne says:
lol
Nall says:
Yes.
Nall says:
I suck.
Rudy says:
How about something really evil like making me type in pink for a week on TPM?
The Asilynne says:
Rudy already sang once lol
Nall says:
Okay.
The Asilynne says:
LOL
Nall says:
Type in pink on TPM for a week.
The Asilynne says:
RUDY!!
The Asilynne says:
LOL
The Asilynne says:
You gave him an IDEA!
The Asilynne says:
ON YOURSELF!!
Rudy says:
.....
Nall says:
XD
Rudy says:
Can we cut that down to only a few days or do something such as let me type in my normal color in the RPG forum? ^_^;
The Asilynne says:
lol


Later in the same convo:

Rudy says:
What did I do to deserve this?
Nall says:
You told me to do it.
Rudy says:
....
Rudy says:
Shut up
The Asilynne says:
-.- Hes got you there Rudy
Nall says:
XD


That's ok however. I did have my revenge. Care to show off your new color and title Asi?

[Nall]

I am so totally awesome for that.

Rudy says:
*picks up a hammer*
Time to play Bang the Sluts!

[Asilynne]

HAHA Rudy! lol ^-~The Asilynne says:
Yeah I think 'Gives everyone a chance to hump in' is getting lonely LOL
Nall - I used to be the kind of guy who'd never let you look inside, I'd smile when I was crying says:
Lmao.
Rudy says:
I was meaning to say hump
Rudy says:
>_<
The Asilynne says:
LOL
Rudy says:
Did it again
The Asilynne says:
LOL!!!!
Rudy says:
JUMP!
Nall - I used to be the kind of guy who'd never let you look inside, I'd smile when I was crying says:
That's goin' in too.
Rudy says:
You see that J!?
Nall - I used to be the kind of guy who'd never let you look inside, I'd smile when I was crying says:
XD
The Asilynne says:
*chokes on cream soda and dies*
Rudy says:
It's next to the H!
The Asilynne says:
LOL
The Asilynne says:
LMAO!!!!

Ah, insanity!

[Katie]

random people over the internet can be so stupid sometimes =/

wW pinoy boi Ww: ken r u a guy
Ken d a w g 528: NO
Ken d a w g 528: ITS SHORT FOR KENITA
wW pinoy boi Ww: ohh
wW pinoy boi Ww: ok
wW pinoy boi Ww: nice

^-- I had a good laugh after that ^_^ kenita.. haha..

~Katie

[pokemasterfrank]

Originally posted by SSJ Rudy
[color=Pink]Before anyone asks I think the following MSN convo shall explain it. All I have to say is that Truth or Dare can be evil when one opens their own mouth ^_^;

Quite True, Rudy *grins evilly*

[00:43] Rudy: Roshi ain't got nothing on me
[00:43] pokemasterfrank: XD
[00:43] pokemasterfrank: how about Happosai?
[00:43] The Asilynne: If you really dont want to Im not going to make you
[00:44] The Asilynne: OHHHHH
[00:44] Rudy: lol
[00:44] The Asilynne: Rudy has a dirty mind?Q???!
[00:44] pokemasterfrank: Worse then Roshi?
[00:44] pokemasterfrank: You try to feel girl's breasts?
[00:44] The Asilynne: *is scared( NOOOO NOT ROSHIIIII!
[00:44] pokemasterfrank: you fart at fish?
[00:44] Rudy: lol@Frank
[00:44] The Asilynne: LOL
[00:44] pokemasterfrank: you flirt with every girl you see?
[00:44] Rudy: I'm guilty.....

:O Rudy is so bad.




















[00:44] Rudy: .....
[00:44] pokemasterfrank: :O
[00:44] Rudy: Of just the second one
[00:44] The Asilynne: :O!!
[00:44] Rudy: lol
[00:44] The Asilynne: lol
[00:44] pokemasterfrank: I am quoting :O
[00:45] The Asilynne: >.<
[00:45] Rudy: *has farted on fish*
[00:45] Rudy: NO!
[00:45] The Asilynne: FRANK DONT YOU DARE
[00:45] pokemasterfrank: XD
[00:45] Rudy: You will not!
[00:45] Rudy: That was your game eh?
[00:45] Rudy: Get Rudy to say something stupid?\
[00:45] Rudy: lol
[00:45] pokemasterfrank: I feel so guilty :o
[00:45] pokemasterfrank: but I'm doing it :o
[00:45] Rudy: Seriously I'm joking about all that

:P Rudy was kidding.

[Jay]

I think some of these quotes are going a little overboard (maturity-wise)... Just my opinion

Particularly at Bulbasaur4, if you honestly think something may be disturbing to others, then don't post it at all

[pokemasterfrank]

These deserve quoting....

Deck Knight: I'll have some milk, kthx
Deck Knight: Teresa milk O_o

ASHarris13: I don't hate you, I just hate pants. :(
EgroegSirhc: ....
Y o Y o 2 3 8: shorts are so cool!
NinjaPNT510: But I am pants!
x Moltrecuno x: i am short
Deck Knight: Me too
Y o Y o 2 3 8: shorts look cool on me!
x Moltrecuno x: i am liked :)
ASHarris13: Then I hate wearing you!
x Moltrecuno x: x_x;
Y o Y o 2 3 8: /youngster
NinjaPNT510: Then dont ever wear me again
SuprSaiyan4Frank: o_o
NinjaPNT510: jerkface!
LittlePikachuTPM: *Wears pants* :>

[Pichu Luver]

These were from not to long ago in a MSN chat. I'm 1st word: starts with a P ends with a U *5 letters* 2nd word: Starts with a L ends with an R *5 letters* Now guess.

1st word: starts with a P ends with a U *5 letters* 2nd word: Starts with a L ends with an R *5 letters* Now guess says:
me thinkist that Alyith and Eamonith have falling thy alseppy
1st word: starts with a P ends with a U *5 letters* 2nd word: Starts with a L ends with an R *5 letters* Now guess says:
*asleepy
A L Y B U B B A says:
hi, I'm just listening to what you guys are saying, but not really knjowing what the hec you r talking about
1st word: starts with a P ends with a U *5 letters* 2nd word: Starts with a L ends with an R *5 letters* Now guess says:
XD!
1st word: starts with a P ends with a U *5 letters* 2nd word: Starts with a L ends with an R *5 letters* Now guess says:
don't you mean reading? cause frankly i can't hear David . . .
Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh, Oh No No [VERSUS] Oh No, Oh No, Can't Nobody Do It Like Me says:
Sorry...I'm arguing with a dick
Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh, Oh No No [VERSUS] Oh No, Oh No, Can't Nobody Do It Like Me says:
not mines though
1st word: starts with a P ends with a U *5 letters* 2nd word: Starts with a L ends with an R *5 letters* Now guess says:
Oo
12 Mastermysterious(angoissé) - I wish Lucky Charm the luchornpan will give me luck says:
XD
A L Y B U B B A says:
ya ya, you know what I meen!!!!!
1st word: starts with a P ends with a U *5 letters* 2nd word: Starts with a L ends with an R *5 letters* Now guess says:
the strange strange you do . .
1st word: starts with a P ends with a U *5 letters* 2nd word: Starts with a L ends with an R *5 letters* Now guess says:
*things you do
12 Mastermysterious(angoissé) - I wish Lucky Charm the luchornpan will give me luck says:
Ah don't worry Aly you will get used to it.
A L Y B U B B A says:
huh, what things?
1st word: starts with a P ends with a U *5 letters* 2nd word: Starts with a L ends with an R *5 letters* Now guess says:
not u
1st word: starts with a P ends with a U *5 letters* 2nd word: Starts with a L ends with an R *5 letters* Now
guess says:
Eamon
12 Mastermysterious(angoissé) - I wish Lucky Charm the luchornpan will give me luck says:
The conversation
A L Y B U B B A says:
AH!
1st word: starts with a P ends with a U *5 letters* 2nd word: Starts with a L ends with an R *5 letters* Now guess says:
who are you talking to?
A L Y B U B B A says:
I’m lost!
1st word: starts with a P ends with a U *5 letters* 2nd word: Starts with a L ends with an R *5 letters* Now
guess says:
me to
Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh, Oh No No [VERSUS] Oh No, Oh No, Can't Nobody Do It Like Me says:
XD
12 Mastermysterious(angoissé) - I wish Lucky Charm the luchornpan will give me luck says:
There's another one lost
1st word: starts with a P ends with a U *5 letters* 2nd word: Starts with a L ends with an R *5 letters* Now guess says:
I need a map
A L Y B U B B A says:
LOL
12 Mastermysterious(angoissé) - I wish Lucky Charm the luchornpan will give me luck says:
and another one

~Pichu

[Moltrecuno]

Well yesterday was interesting for me. ^_^;; Well I was given a dare yesterday, and the link below shows the chats from the whole thing.

Here

Brian and me were pretty convincing. O_o;;;

Btw, don't read these chats if you don't like reading a lot of cuss words. >_>;;

~M~

[Azura Stardust]

LMAO, that was interesting teresa XD

"Deck Knight: I'm GLAD that retarded assclown made me see the light about you.

x Moltrecuno x: same here. wow something we agree on... what a surprise...

Deck Knight: You're nothing but a self serving *****... but I think there is one more thing we can agree on

x Moltrecuno x: what?

Deck Knight: Hunter got OWNED!"

May Hunter be 0wned every other day.

[pokemasterfrank]

Kalah: I hate you, but I love you: n.n although I was picked for one of my yearbook catagories!
The Asilynne: Thats not a good award Frank :o
Kalah: I hate you, but I love you: ^^ You guys would make fun of me if i told you what award it was... ^^;
The Asilynne: What?
pokemasterfrank: I think some tendon in my knee is disitigrating or something
Kalah: I hate you, but I love you: lol, I guess I have to say anyway.
The Asilynne: :o!
pokemasterfrank: it hurts like hell x_o
Kalah: I hate you, but I love you: I was picked for the Biggest Flirt. ^^; lol...

:O

[Darkmaster Kagemusha]

* Mew_Master microwaves two Pizza pockets and scarfs them while hot
<Maeglin> Now I'm hungry
* Mew_Master rusn around, smoke comming from his mouth
<Maeglin> lol
<Mew_Master> PUT IT OUT!! PUT IT OUT!!!
* Maeglin throws an aquaball at Denny
<Mew_Master> *splash*
* Mew_Master takes a bath
<Mew_Master> pass the soap
* Maeglin tosses a bar of Dial to Denny
<Mew_Master> *fwap*
<Mew_Master> OW! Hey thanks!
* Mew_Master takes a bath
* Mew_Master gets up and grabs a towel, flashing the audience
* Mew_Master laughs evily
* Maeglin isn't in the audience
* Maeglin is backstage
* Maeglin is stripping hot dancer chicks
<Maeglin>
* Mew_Master whacks Noah
<Mew_Master> Leave the ladies alone!
* Mew_Master strips them himself
<Maeglin> Hipocrite
<Mew_Master> so?
<Mew_Master> your point?
<Maeglin> ...
<Maeglin> None
* Maeglin walks off to his Harem

<BECKHAM-23> David Beckham had just got a new sports car and was out for a drive when he
<BECKHAM-23> cut up a lorry driver. The trucker motioned for him to pull over, which he
<BECKHAM-23> did. The trucker got out of his lorry and pulled a piece of chalk from his
<BECKHAM-23> pocket. He drew a circle on the road and told Beckham, "Stand in the circle
<BECKHAM-23> and DON'T MOVE!!" He then went to Beckham's car and cut up his leather
<BECKHAM-23> seats. When he turned around Beckham had a slight grin on his face, so he
<BECKHAM-23> said "Oh, you think that's funny? Watch this." He gets a baseball bat out of
<BECKHAM-23> his truck and breaks every window in the car.
<BECKHAM-23> When he turns and looks at
<BECKHAM-23> him, Beckham has a smile on his face. The truckers getting really mad now.
<BECKHAM-23> He gets his knife back out and slashes all of his tyres. Now Beckham¹s
<BECKHAM-23> chuckling. The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes to his
<BECKHAM-23> truck and gets a can of petrol, pours it on the car and sets it on fire. He
<BECKHAM-23> turns around and Beckham is laughing so hard he is about to fall down.
<BECKHAM-23> "What's so funny?" the truck driver asks. Beckham replied, "When you weren't
<BECKHAM-23> looking I stepped outside the circle 4 times."

<Maeglin> Total Posts: 1921 (2.08 posts per day)
<Maeglin> Allow me to quote the baby from Family Guy
<Maeglin> "DAMN!"
<Niila> ...XD
<Niila> *rolls*
<Maeglin> I need 79 more posts
<Maeglin> Grrrr
<Niila> For what?
<Maeglin> So I can have 2000 posts
<Niila> ah
<Niila> *patpat*
<Niila> Post more?
<Maeglin> ...
<Maeglin> I never thought of that
<Maeglin> Good idea
<Niila> xD
<Niila> *cowers*
<Niila> ><;

* Niila dives outta window, yellin', "Lookie maw! I can fl-ack!" *thud*
*** Parts: Niila (sunstar@=gpnngo868.net202.lv.sprint-hsd.net)

[Crystal Mew]

CuteElfDreamer has entered the room.
CrystalMew17: !!!!
CrystalMew17: do you like Legolas? =>
CuteElfDreamer: Like is an understatement
xSt Anger 1825x: Oh boy.
CrystalMew17: LOVE?
xSt Anger 1825x: Here we go...
CrystalMew17: ^_________^
xSt Anger 1825x: GOD SAVE US
CuteElfDreamer: Love is an understatement
xSt Anger 1825x: OMFG HELP!!!
CrystalMew17: describe how you like this Legolas
CrystalMew17: XD
CuteElfDreamer: PURE AND TOTAL OBSESSION
CrystalMew17: ^5 DD!!!!
CuteElfDreamer: *giggles smiling innocently*
xSt Anger 1825x: oh jesus fecking christ *Goes and jumps off a 10 story window*
CuteElfDreamer: *falls to the ground laughing*
barthirteen2003: hey yall
xSt Anger 1825x: Hi
Sableye DG: oh jeez...a random who's obsessed with Orli ._.'
xSt Anger 1825x: I'm gonna go kill myself now
barthirteen2003: what ya doin
CuteElfDreamer: Ok you go do that
xSt Anger 1825x: that way I don't have to deal with legolas lovers.....
barthirteen2003: no dont
CuteElfDreamer: Wow I am a random!
barthirteen2003 has left the room.
xSt Anger 1825x: *Beats head off of a wall*
CrystalMew17: a cool random
CrystalMew17: that loves Legolas
CrystalMew17: =>
CrystalMew17: like me!
CuteElfDreamer: I'm cool?
CuteElfDreamer: That's a new name
CuteElfDreamer: Oh you love legolas?
xSt Anger 1825x: =-O
CuteElfDreamer: How awesome
CrystalMew17: of course
CrystalMew17: :-)
CuteElfDreamer: *pushes chair backwards and falls down*
CuteElfDreamer: If it helps Non-Legolas-Lover....Metallica rocks
CrystalMew17: wow, Nater
CrystalMew17: -r
CrystalMew17: lol
Sableye DG: oh jeez...
Sableye DG: a Legolas lover -and- a Metallica fan...
xSt Anger 1825x: You are officially ****ing awesome.
CrystalMew17: XD!

lmao..... Some of this was edited, *cough* o_o; sorry if I missed something -_-; and some I cut out :x

[Venesectrix]

This is more like converstions from a nuthouse, so I'm gona post some real quotes, none of which have been said by anyone who belongs to these forums

Quotes from other message boards:
"I own a pimpmobile?"

"Oh no, it's capitalism! Run!"

"... Now THAT is what I call vital information. If you know any other ways of turning ordinary household objects into weapons, please keep them coming. "<---in response to something I said

"I have no bad dating experience.
I have no dating experience at all. "

Originally posted by t0xic
Sure the Curds are happy that sadam is gone, a lot of stuff to loot and make fun sadams statues, not to forget they can take the law in their own hands and kill anyone they like if they say he had something to do with sadams regime.

Originally posted by Prizm
mmmmm....curds.....

Originally posted by t0xic
Wtf Prizm are you i dont even know the right word for it.

Originally posted by Prizm
Well, I would gladly debate you on this subject, but I have no idea what you're saying. Besides, I think my point has already been made.

(I don't get it either)

"all your base are belong to us is a quote from a Japanese general who said that during WWII. I think."

"305. Average situation, location = lunch hall, elementary school.
Kid #1: Hey man, why you take my fries?!
Kid #2: Cos I feel like it, you got a problem with that?!
Kid #1: Theres only one way to settle this: YU GI OH DUEL!!!!!!! "<---this is so damn stupid...yugioh's everywhere nowadays...hopefully it'll all be over soon...

Quotes from famous people:
"It's no wonder the French wouldn't help us get Hussein out of Iraq... The French didn't even help us get Hitler out of France."
- Jay Leno

"I'd rather have a German division in front of me than a French division behind me."
- General George S. Patton

"As far as I'm concerned, war is always failure."
- Jacques Chirac
"As far as France is concerned, Chirac is right."
- Rush Limbaugh

"It has been rumored that we have fired scud missiles into Kuwait. I am here now to tell you, we do not have any scud missiles and I don't know why they were fired into Kuwait."

[Bulbasaur4]

You KNOW that Rudy says too much when I have files saved that are named, "Rudyfun.win, RudyPMS.win, and GayRudy.win"
^^;; But alas, more Rudy quotes! Heh..

Master Rudy says:
According to Phil I am Miss Daisy



Master Rudy says:
Either Brandy had to go or MSN got gay
Kalah:
Msn is gay?
Kalah:
How do you know this ? lol
Master Rudy says:
Uh
Master Rudy says:
If it helps my car is also gay ^_^;
Kalah:
^^;; Rudy's car is gay and that is how he knows MSN is gay too?
Kalah:
O.O;;
Master Rudy says:
As much as certain things suck about my car I must brag about it
Kalah:
You brag your car is gay?



Master Rudy says:
I do not like my green eggs and ham in the closet. I shall eat them in a chair. I shall eat them in a car or in a boat but never a closet I will eat green eggs and ham in



Brandy:
You know what else sucks?
Master Rudy says:
Bill Gates
Master Rudy says:
But he's a master
Master Rudy says:
He sucks yet somehow blows at the same time
Kalah:
You mean he is a GIRL!?
Kalah:
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwww!
Kalah:
CROSS DRESSER! *points at Bill gates* RUDY KNOWS YOUR SECRET YOU CROSS- errmm... Rudy, how do you know this? *big eyes*
Phil:
hes gay
Phil:
like his car




Master Rudy says:
I'm gay, Phil's gay, Brandy's gay. We're one but happy gay family!
Kalah:
YAY! I'm not gay! XD





^^;;; Rudy says... a lot of ... things..

[Perfect Chaos]

:O, I might as well throw my own quote into the fray. This happened to me a while back:

x ShinChaos x (1:32:54 PM): !name who's yuo daddy?!
TPMBot (1:32:55 PM): xshinchaosx: xshinchaosx
x ShinChaos x (1:33:42 PM): I'M SO PROUD!!!!!

Pure ownage

[Master Rudy]

Originally posted by Bulbasaur4
^^;;; Rudy says... a lot of ... things..

Keep in mind the only reason why you and Nall get so many great quotes off me is due to that fact that they are:

#1-Usually typos I make at 2 AM and don't catch until it's too late
OR
#2-Me joking around and being taken out of context

But don't you worry Kalah. One of these days I shall remember to save your bad quotes as well!

[Perfect Chaos]

More ownage again...this time by the bot

x ShinChaos x: !name who Kris wants to rape next
TPMBot: xshinchaosx: xmoltrecunox

XP, look out Teresa

-$3@n

[Darkmaster Kagemusha]

* JESS23 reads Miscellaneous his rights: "You have the right to remove your clothing and join me in pc, you have the right to be freaky..."

* Paused ...
<vampiric> ..
<Keitaro> ...
<Penance> ....
<Bit> ...
<Bit> . . .
<Keitaro> bry broke the patern
<Keitaro> FOOL
<Keitaro> Hang your head in shame
<Bit> Nooooooooo

* Mew_Master microwaves two Pizza pockets and scarfs them while hot
<Maeglin> Now I'm hungry
* Mew_Master rusn around, smoke comming from his mouth
<Maeglin> lol
<Mew_Master> PUT IT OUT!! PUT IT OUT!!!
* Maeglin throws an aquaball at Denny
<Mew_Master> *splash*
* Mew_Master takes a bath
<Mew_Master> pass the soap
* Maeglin tosses a bar of Dial to Denny
<Mew_Master> *fwap*
<Mew_Master> OW! Hey thanks!
* Mew_Master takes a bath
* Mew_Master gets up and grabs a towel, flashing the audience
* Mew_Master laughs evily
* Maeglin isn't in the audience
* Maeglin is backstage
* Maeglin is stripping hot dancer chicks
<Maeglin>
* Mew_Master whacks Noah
<Mew_Master> Leave the ladies alone!
* Mew_Master strips them himself
<Maeglin> Hipocrite
<Mew_Master> so?
<Mew_Master> your point?
<Maeglin> ...
<Maeglin> None
* Maeglin walks off to his Harem

BTW Den, if you read this--I do indeed log everything that is even remotely funny

[Moltrecuno]

Before I post some chat stuff...

*shoots Sean a million times* Now you were evil for asking the bot that. X_x;

Here's some funny stuff:


xSt Anger 1825x: 8D
firerose1146: that smilie looks like someone with balls for a mouth
xSt Anger 1825x: XD
Shadow Djinn 8: True..
eaxeh: oo;
eaxeh: XD
xSt Anger 1825x: Ballchinitis?
KasumiChan2003: O_O;;;
firerose1146: xD

KillerMouseyzX: !8ball do i pwn syberia?
TPMBot: killermouseyzx: Heh, no.
Shadow Djinn 8: o-O;
KillerMouseyzX: argh
Syberia X: !8ball Do I pwn Mousey?
TPMBot: syberiax: Sure thing!
KillerMouseyzX: !8ball am i better than syberia and pwn him sooo much that i always will?
TPMBot: killermouseyzx: Heh, no.
KillerMouseyzX: NOOOOO
KillerMouseyzX: !8ball can i plz pwn syberia now....do i pwn syberia?
TPMBot: killermouseyzx: Of course not. What made you think that?
KillerMouseyzX: NOOOO

KillerMouseyzX: !8ball do i pwn karin?
TPMBot: killermouseyzx: All signs point to yes...
KillerMouseyzX: YES
KillerMouseyzX: YES
Deck Knight: NO
Syberia X: Hell no
KillerMouseyzX: YES!!!
KillerMouseyzX: YAYE
Syberia X: Wait a minute... Brian o_O;


Aipom Of Doom: !name teresa ;o
TPMBot: aipomofdoom: gamewizard007
Aipom Of Doom: :X
Link Ocarina2002: XD
Syberia X: Teresa is Hunter?
x Moltrecuno x: WTFH?!?!?!
KasumiChan2003: O_O
Syberia X: Well, that's true enough
Aipom Of Doom: Brian and Teresa are both Hunters ._.

Deck Knight: !name a Hunter
TPMBot: deckknight: xmoltrecunox
Deck Knight: X_X
x Moltrecuno x: x_X;

Aipom Of Doom: !name who's watching teresa and brian
TPMBot: aipomofdoom: aipomofdoom
Aipom Of Doom:
Aipom Of Doom: XD
x Moltrecuno x: XD
MyraLink: LOL
x Moltrecuno x: stalker!
KasumiChan2003: XD
MyraLink: Oh my o.o lol
Sableye DG: XD
Aipom Of Doom: *stalks Teresa and Brian* :d

x Moltrecuno x: !name a hot guy
TPMBot: xmoltrecunox: deckknight
ACETPM: XD
x Moltrecuno x: XD wow
darkpyromagician: XD
Aipom Of Doom: XD
Deck Knight: BOO YA!
Aipom Of Doom: You got lucky
ACETPM: dont boost brians ego anymore
darkpyromagician: Yeah

~M~

[Syberia]

DarkShenlong33: this !pokemon looks like Syberia when he is takin a bath
TPMBot: darkshenlong33: Hitmonchan
DarkShenlong33: this !pokemon looks like brian when he is taking a bath
TPMBot: darkshenlong33: Magikarp

Syberia X: I will not die a virgin because i will bang !name
TPMBot: syberiax: darkshenlong33

x Moltrecuno x: !name me
TPMBot: xmoltrecunox: shiznitobip
Syberia X: !name otto's gay lover
TPMBot: syberiax: darkshenlong33
Deck Knight: Metal and Teresa? WTF?

Syberia X: Why did Adz take a picture of himself holding a 6-pack of Pepsi?
Sableye DG: I dunno, Kyle :x
Sableye DG: wait, I know
Sableye DG: he wanted to prove that he had a 6-pack XP

[Blink4JC]

This is an actual conversation from my Economics teacher today. I am the one that started it
Balthis=Teacher (she acts like Karen from Will and Grace for a stereotype)
*In the middle of a lecture about economic systems in class*
Balthis: Is it dark in here? I think it is. I could probably fall asleep in here!
Me/Blink: Well I hope you don't snore as loud as you sneeze.
Balthis: I probably do, but of course I don't know because I'm asleep. I walk loud, I talk loud, I sneeze loud, and probably snore loud. I sound like 500 pounds when I walk. I know my father walked loud too, he was louder than I am. He was only 125 pounds, though. But he was short, about 5'5. He could kick any of y'alls ***! He was a cute man, too, him and his little bald self. He used to have hair. My mom told me stories from when we were younger and he was a casenova. He would slick his hair up with a little curl like Fonzie. Now what we were talking about again?
Class: Various economic systems.
Balthis: Well how did we get started on this?! Oh, I know! That little demon over there! *points to me on the front row*
*Continues lecture*


I thought that was hillarious! A classic class period of economy from Balthis. She is slow in the head, but she is so sweet and hillarious and forgets everything five seconds later. She never lets her class get bored with her teaching!

[pokemasterfrank]

Syberia X (5:53:15 PM): x_x Kris get out of my hole

lol