Re: [SZ Ref Thread] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! (DL)
Ok. This is a hell of a setup. We need to get a message to the other troops.
Company G, keep your focus on anything that tries to cross. The more we cripple their ability, the less they'll be able to do.
Maraud, take Pineco and go up. When you see Harial flare, that's your signal to dive down and drop Pineco right where I am.
Harial, don't move a muscle! Stay on my shoulder. Zent, we gonna head over to the Chasm. Throw a single Rock over at that Excadrill.
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DARKESTLIGHT'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!
Feizhi Outpost
A thick and heavy jungle where the best of explorers will find a thousand and one bugs. That's not to mention the abundant Poison types and several Grass types too.
‡ Round 30 ‡
Marauder takes Pineco skyward as you, Harial and Zentillion begin to cross the plain. Many of the logging Pokemon are bulky and not able to cross the chasm, but you watch as a pair of Farfetch'd effortlessly flutter over the divide.
Bad call. Suddenly, Company G directs a firestorm of ranged attacks at the birds. You watch as the birds get torn up by a barrage of Swifts and Magical Leaves. They let out pained squawks and fall, dazed, into the chasm. Their trainers let out aggravated swear words and recall them. Booyeah! Two down, forty-eight to go!
Zentillion tosses a single rock at the leader's Excadrill. The beast bellows and revs up its drill. "General" Zangoose responds with an Ice Beam which strikes the ground at your feet, creating a heap of frost in front of you.
How do you proceed?
> You'd better have a plan!
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Re: [SZ Ref Thread] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! (DL)
¬¬..Calm down baby, he didn't hit you yet.
Mr Tree-cutter! Call off your Deforestation crew! I'm serious, this doesn't need to end with you losing hundreds of thousands in machines and tech and you wishing you coulda saved hundreds in auto and renters insurance!
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Re: [SZ Ref Thread] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! (DL)
DARKESTLIGHT'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!
Feizhi Outpost
A thick and heavy jungle where the best of explorers will find a thousand and one bugs. That's not to mention the abundant Poison types and several Grass types too.
‡ Round 31 ‡
You make a passionate plea. Like all good passionate pleas, you mention insurance.
"You know, sir, he might have a point," one of the workers says. "I mean, our premiums are already through the roof as it is..."
"Yeah, at least let me call our local State Farm agent and get him to pull up a quote," another one adds.
"Enough!" the leader barks. "We already went to the trouble of kidnapping Virizion. We're not stopping here. Okay, ladies and gents, get your Steelixes. It's time to do this!"
With three flashes of red light, a trio of Steelixes emerge. They hurl themselves across the chasm, gripping the earth on your side of the divide with their teeth. The loggers' Pokemon, an assortment of Bisharps and Weaviles and Aggrons and so on, begin uses the Steelixes' bodies as bridges. The Pokemon of Company G hurl long-distance attacks at the oncomers, but the Steelixes' cunningly throw up Protects, rendering the crossing Pokemon immune to the assault.
How do you proceed?
> Now you'd really better have a plan...
‡ Post-Round ‡
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Re: [SZ Ref Thread] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! (DL)
o.O! They kidnapped Mr Sexy-Can-I?
Hell no. Just hell no.
::Notes one lone tree in the middle of all this::
Zent, Earthquake again. Make another Chasm, knocking that tree in front of those Steelixes mouths. You wanna Protect huh, well I hope you got the energy for it.
Harial, Overheat on that tree....and the rest will blow into place /./....
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Re: [SZ Ref Thread] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! (DL)
DARKESTLIGHT'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!
Feizhi Outpost
A thick and heavy jungle where the best of explorers will find a thousand and one bugs. That's not to mention the abundant Poison types and several Grass types too.
‡ Round 32 ‡
Zentillion performs another earthquake, causing a conveniently located tree to fall in front of the Steelixes. Harial ignites the tangled branches, causing them to burst into flame. The Pokemon on the makeshift bridges stall, unable to proceed any further. Many of them are weak to fire and begin to back away from the burning trees cautiously. At the same time, you watch as cracks begin to appear in the Protective barriers.
One of the workers quickly whispers something in the leader's ear.
"Damn, why didn't I think of that sooner," the man in black replies. "Okay, crew, recall your Pokemon!"
The loggers hold out their Pokeballs and return their Pokemon, Steelixes included.
"Now, throw!"
Suddenly, the loggers all hurl their Pokeballs with as much might as they can muster. You look on as fifty Pokeballs come flying across the chasm. Their Pokemon all burst out on your side of the gulf, brandishing their sharpened claws wickedly.
Two Pokeballs open at your feet as the leader's Excadrill and Zangoose appear. They look like they're ready to do some damage.
How do you proceed?
> Fight
> Flee
> Try something clever
‡ Post-Round ‡
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Re: [SZ Ref Thread] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! (DL)
Oh...damn.
(Why do I feel like Aragorn right now? XD)
K. Harial, Give us a Flamethrower. Ignite the grass between us so we have a second to breathe. Then point it up, as a flare. Company G, FIRE!
Hopefully the air strike with lessen the damage here...
Zent, yer gonna not use Earthquake on them. Instead, I want you to use SurfPush them back! GIVE THEM NO QUARTER!
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Re: [SZ Ref Thread] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! (DL)
DARKESTLIGHT'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!
Feizhi Outpost
A thick and heavy jungle where the best of explorers will find a thousand and one bugs. That's not to mention the abundant Poison types and several Grass types too.
‡ Round 33 ‡
Harial creates a barrier of flames, giving the cue to Marauder to drop Pineco. The bagworm explodes with a massive burst, taking out ten of the opposing Pokemon without problem. Zen uses a Surf to toss another five backwards into the chasm.
You watch as a pair of Weaviles begin outing the flames with a gust of Icy Wind. Before you can react, you watch as Zangoose roasts Harial with a sudden Thunderbolt. Excadrill hits Zen with a Drill Run while another Farfetch'd dives out of nowhere and hits Marauder with a sudden Poison Jab.
How do you proceed?
> Issue commands
‡ Post-Round ‡
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Re: [SZ Ref Thread] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! (DL)
-.- You all dun pissed me off. SWITCH! Maraud, Close Combat that Zangoose, Zent, Stone Edge that Farfatch'd. Harial, Flamethrower that Excadrill :/
Company G keep it up! We can work them back!
VICTORY, OR SOVUNGUARDE!
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Re: [SZ Ref Thread] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! (DL)
DARKESTLIGHT'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!
Feizhi Outpost
A thick and heavy jungle where the best of explorers will find a thousand and one bugs. That's not to mention the abundant Poison types and several Grass types too.
‡ Round 34 ‡
You look over as Company G's barrage of attacks slows but does not stop the horde of Pokemon marching past you down toward the tree line. Meanwhile, your Pokemon continue to do battle with the Zangoose, Excadrill and Farfetch'd.
You deal a series of attacks to the Pokemon, who respond only with another round of attacks. Marauder begins to wobble, looking seriously ill.
How do you proceed?
> Issue commands
‡ Post-Round ‡
Acquisitions
n/a
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Re: [SZ Ref Thread] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! (DL)
>.>...!
Guys! I got it! We'll play the same game! Recall Zent and Harial throw them over and have them cause a storm of damage! Zent, let your Sandstorm loose so they can't recall their Pokemon back to help them.
Meanwhile...Maraud and I will fly over, dive through the storm and cause whirlwinds to toss them backwards, farther away from the forest.
YOU BETTER CALL OFF THIS ATTACK OR ALL OF THIS WILL BE DESTROYED!
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DARKESTLIGHT'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!
Feizhi Outpost
A thick and heavy jungle where the best of explorers will find a thousand and one bugs. That's not to mention the abundant Poison types and several Grass types too.
‡ Round 35 ‡
Rather than drawing out this annoying little battle any further, you recall Harial and Zent to their Pokeballs and huck 'em over the chasm at the loggers. Your little Litwick starts spitting fire like mad, igniting two vehicles easy-easy, while Zent's Sand Stream brings one hell of a storm bearing down upon the crew. Hopping aboard Marauder, you fly into the chaos.
Now that you're in the heart of the Sandstorm, you lose all frame of reference. You feel Marauder beating his wings, perhaps calling up devastating Whirlwinds, but you can neither see nor hear what kind of effect they're having. You can't tell human from Pokemon from machine in this chaotic mess. The sand causes your eyes to tear up and your breathing to grow laboured.
How do you proceed?
> Continue to fly around in confusion
> Steer out of the storm
> Call for Zent to abate the storm
‡ Post-Round ‡
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Re: [SZ Ref Thread] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! (DL)
Ha.
Foresight through the storm, Marauder. Then pinpoint the leader, and grasp him in your talons.
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DARKESTLIGHT'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!
Feizhi Outpost
A thick and heavy jungle where the best of explorers will find a thousand and one bugs. That's not to mention the abundant Poison types and several Grass types too.
‡ Round 36 ‡
You shout commands in Marauder's ear and, suddenly, crimson beams fire out of your Staraptor's eyes. They cleave massive gaps in the swirling sand, making it easy for you to identify the leader. Marauder swoops in close and snatches him up in his talons. You can see palpable fear in his eyes.
Suddenly, you see a worker move in from the side. Brandishing a shovel, he brings it cracking down over Marauder's head. Your Pokemon collapses, unconscious. Before you can react, you watch as the shovel comes swinging at you and--
Groggy, you come to. You're aware of a dull throbbing in your head.
You remember something about a sandstorm... and a shovel? Memories slowly trickle back to you.
Wherever you are, it's very silent. Also very dark. The ground beneath you is hard.
How do you proceed?
> Feel around
> Shout for help
‡ Post-Round ‡
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n/a
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Re: [SZ Ref Thread] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! (DL)
Cause this isn't dark XD!
Well...least they had the decency to leave me my sword. Let's get up and swing it around a tad.
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Re: [SZ Ref Thread] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! (DL)
DARKESTLIGHT'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!
???
???
‡ Round 37 ‡
Unable to see a thing, you swing your sword around.
With a clang, it strikes something metal.
How do you proceed?
> Feel around
> Shout for help
‡ Post-Round ‡
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Re: [SZ Ref Thread] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! (DL)
Walk up to that metal object...I wanna know what it feels like
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DARKESTLIGHT'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!
???
???
‡ Round 38 ‡
You touch the the metal object with an outstretched hand. It's a vertical bar, much like what would be used for a prison cell.
How do you proceed?
> Feel around
> Shout for help
‡ Post-Round ‡
Acquisitions
n/a
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Re: [SZ Ref Thread] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! (DL)
Ima feel around to find the walls. If the ground is hard, and there are bars, this can't be good.
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DARKESTLIGHT'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!
???
???
‡ Round 39 ‡
You grope around in search of walls. Yep, there they are. Goodie. You're trapped.
Suddenly, through the bars, you see a distant light. You also hear voices. Someone's coming.
How do you proceed?
> Wait in silence
> Shout out to them
‡ Post-Round ‡
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n/a
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Re: [SZ Ref Thread] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! (DL)
Ok. Ima shout!
Yo! I have a question!. Who hit me!
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DARKESTLIGHT'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!
???
???
‡ Round 40 ‡
You begin shouting. You watch as two workers come into sight, the lights from their helmets illuminating your dank and unpleasant surroundings. You shout at them but they roll their eyes and ignore you. Peering through the bars, you see them staring into the cell beside yours. You can't see what's inside, obviously, but the two workers appear transfixed.
"So that's it, huh?" one of them asks.
"Yep," the other responds. "It was a tricky little task for the Boss to scoop it up, apparently, but he managed."
"I thought it was supposed to be green," the first one says. "This thing is all... pale and sickly and gross. I've never seen something so weak."
"That's 'cause it's been away from the fields and forest for so long," his companion explains. "The Boss never actually caught it with a Pokeball, see, so it's still technically wild, and a wild whatever-its-name-is like that can only survive away from nature for so long. I imagine it has less than an hour left before it kicks the bucket."
You hear a distinct moaning coming from the cell beside yours.
How do you proceed?
> Do nothing
> Call out again
‡ Post-Round ‡
Acquisitions
n/a
Available
n/a
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Re: [SZ Ref Thread] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! (DL)
Shout! You do realize...that if it dies, so does the forest. Idiots. Even I know how to make sure that it and the forest lives...
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DARKESTLIGHT'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!
???
???
‡ Round 41 ‡
"So... who's that guy again?" the first worker shouts after you make another scene. "He sure likes yammering, eh?"
"Oh, the Boss's Zangoose said he appeared out of nowhere to help the Pokemon at the Outpost," the second explains. "Really clever of the Boss to get his Zangoose to infiltrate the Rainforest Pokemon and relay their strategy to us, eh?"
"Yeah. Hey, is there any food down here in this old place? I'm starved," the first worker asks.
"Let's see what kind of grub we can muster up," the second says and, with that, they walk away.
You watch as the workers walk away. Soon, you're again plunged in silence. Suddenly, you hear a noise.
"Is... what the men say... true?" a raspy voice inquires from the next cell. You realize it's addressing you. "Did you... help the... forest Pokemon? I sense... great distress... and destruction."
How do you proceed?
> Respond
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Re: [SZ Ref Thread] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! (DL)
"I tried. Wound up getting cracked with a shovel and tossed in here. Don't even know where my battling partners are. I hope Zent, Marauder and Harial are alright :/. What are you in here for?"
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DARKESTLIGHT'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!
???
???
‡ Round 42 ‡
"I was... travelling to the Outpost... when I was accosted by... a man in black. Alas, I... will perish shortly, I expect. I... thank you... for your efforts. I... only regret that... I won't be able to run with my brothers... one last time. You may... have heard of us. I am... a member of... the Legendary... Musketeer... Trio. They call me... Virizion."
Suddenly, you can hear Virizion coughing terribly. The coughing goes silent after a while and you listen intently for a sign of life in the next cell.
"Listen, child," Virizion says, even feebler than before. "I heard the men bring... your battling partners in... along with you. They're... a few floors beneath... us. This place is... an old prison... below the Old Village... that the construction crew is using... as headquarters... Far from here... there is a medicine... that can cure me... but I need you to... buy me time, first. By any chance... can any of your Pokemon... use... Energy... Energy B--... Energy B--..."
Virizion's coughing resumes.
How do you proceed?
> Respond
‡ Post-Round ‡
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n/a
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Re: [SZ Ref Thread] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! (DL)
Energy...Ball? Never mind you're the awesome Virizion, we gotta get you help. Energy Ball huh? Yeah. Lil Harial can. But I gotta get out of here....in order to get to them to get back to you. ¬¬ Not letting you succumb because of these inconsiderate loggers.
<<..>> ::Fiddles with the cell lock and the hilt of his sword.::
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DARKESTLIGHT'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!
TMPL Prison
The old prison is found under the Old Village, where Steel and Fighting types roam, testing their strength against the old furnishings.
‡ Round 43 ‡
You play with the cell lock using your sword, which takes quite a bit of time. Come to think of it, it was awfully irresponsible for the loggers to let you have a friggin' sword... but then again, you can't imagine they really think of you as much of a threat. You're just some jungle lunatic to them, after all.
Suddenly, you hear a click. The old door swings open with an ear-splitting shriek.
"Bless, you, child," Virizion whispers. "Hurry. I don't... have much... time..."
Stepping out into the corridor, you do your best to squint through the darkness. Fortunately, your eyes seem to have acclimated and you realize you're left with two options: head off in the direction where those workers went or go the opposite way. Both routes lead to open doorways at either end of the corridor.
How do you proceed?
> Follow the workers
> Take the opposite route
‡ Post-Round ‡
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n/a
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Re: [SZ Ref Thread] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! (DL)
The workers probably went toward a way that would lead them to food. So I'll go the opposite way. Quietly. Sheathe my sword too. Prolly didnt see it since its scabbard is on my back under my shirt since I so cleva!
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DARKESTLIGHT'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!
TMPL Prison
The old prison is found under the Old Village, where Steel and Fighting types roam, testing their strength against the old furnishings.
‡ Round 44 ‡
You head down the corridor, using the wall to guide you. There seems to be a light at the very end. You take a step through and--
"Hey, what are you doing out of your cell?"
You find yourself face-to-face with a solitary worker in the next room. With a start, he sprints over to an old switch on the wall marked Alarm. You realize this is the guy who smacked you with that shovel.
How do you proceed?
> Stop him!
> Try to reason him out of it
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Re: [SZ Ref Thread] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! (DL)
¬¬...No. I'm gut-checking him.
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DARKESTLIGHT'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!
TMPL Prison
The old prison is found under the Old Village, where Steel and Fighting types roam, testing their strength against the old furnishings.
‡ Round 45 ‡
Unwilling to have the alarm pulled on you, you use your trusty Tackle attack to keep him away from the alarm. His helmet flies off and he goes down, bashing his head against the wall in the process. You realize you've knocked him unconscious. Tit for tat.
Looking around, you realize you're in a small room with a staircase leading downwards into the prison. You see a dusty old computer in the corner. It seems to be wheezing louder than Virizion was.
How do you proceed?
> Head down the staircase
> Steal the asshole's uniform a pretend to be a worker
> Check out the computer
‡ Post-Round ‡
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Re: [SZ Ref Thread] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! (DL)
>.>...cant resist. Ima hop in his clothes while looking at the computer. Also gonna tie him up to somewhere with...his shoelaces!
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DARKESTLIGHT'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!
TMPL Prison
The old prison is found under the Old Village, where Steel and Fighting types roam, testing their strength against the old furnishings.
‡ Round 46 ‡
You snatch up your assailant's uniform and leave him tied up in the corner. (Don't worry, I'm sure he's plenty warm in his underthings.) You pull it on over your clothes and realize there's something in the pockets. You pull out five Ultra Balls... your five Ultra Balls! Dude actually robbed you! You also find the balls that would normally contain Marauder, Zent and Harial, but they're all empty. Of course.
You approach the ancient Macintosh LC and check it out. There seems to be a tally of the prisoners currently locked up.
Cellblock A: Basement Floor 1 (Virizion, Jungle Guy)
Cellblock B: Basement Floor 2 (Staraptor)
Cellblock C: Basement Floor 3 (Tyranitar)
Cellblock D: Basement Floor 4 (Litwick)
Unfortunately, no way to open the cells. Drat. That would be cool.
How do you proceed?
> Take the stairs
‡ Post-Round ‡
Acquisitions
n/a
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Re: [SZ Ref Thread] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! (DL)
Who needs key---wait why the hell would they put Harial in a cell? He's a cand--O snap he might be out! Smartest move, head to Cellblock D.
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DARKESTLIGHT'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!
TMPL Prison
The old prison is found under the Old Village, where Steel and Fighting types roam, testing their strength against the old furnishings.
‡ Round 47 ‡
You take the stairs, bypassing the landings for Cellblocks B and C.
Upon reaching the bottom floor, you step out into quite a scene. As you expected, Harial appears to have escaped from his cell. He's doing his best to fight off the Pokemon guarding him.
"Thank Arceus you're here!" the Gurdurr exclaims, noticing your arrival. "This little prisoner got free! We don't know how to contain him!"
How do you proceed?
> Issue commands
> Pretend to assist the guards
‡ Post-Round ‡
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Re: [SZ Ref Thread] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! (DL)
Whoa uhh...hrm. You can't contain him, he's too small and he's a ghost. Try hitting him with a move, and then I can catch him using this. ::Holds up Harial's Pokeball:: Then we'll be able to contain him.
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DARKESTLIGHT'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!
TMPL Prison
The old prison is found under the Old Village, where Steel and Fighting types roam, testing their strength against the old furnishings.
‡ Round 48 ‡
You command the Pokemon to attack Harial.
Gurdurr deals a Poison Jab, Primeape uses a Thunderbolt and Pawniard attacks with a Psycho Cut.
Harial wrinkles his face at you but decides to play along. Though he seems to have plenty of health left, he dramatically pretends to swoon and faint. Even lolls out his tongue and everything. What a thespian.
How do you proceed?
> "Catch" Harial
‡ Post-Round ‡
Acquisitions
n/a
Available
Re: [SZ Ref Thread] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! (DL)
I'll toss his Pokeball, and thank the others, before sending them back to work and heading to virizion
i Judge your entertainment!
Entertaining quotes!
From textsfromlastnight.com:
(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Re: [SZ Ref Thread] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! (DL)
DARKESTLIGHT'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!
TMPL Prison
The old prison is found under the Old Village, where Steel and Fighting types roam, testing their strength against the old furnishings.
‡ Round 49 ‡
You give Harial's Pokeball a toss, catching your little Litwick. Thanking the guards, you let them return to work before heading back up to Cellblock A. You approach Virizion's cell and peer through the darkness at the Grassland Pokemon, barely making out its shape lying prone on the hard floor on the other side of the bars. The beam from your helmet illuminates the Legendary Pokemon, which is shrunken and feeble. Its eyes are closed and sunken and its skin is the colour of a lettuce stem. There is no detectible sign of life.
Surely it hasn't...?
How do you proceed?
> Get Harial to help
> Get your other Pokemon
‡ Post-Round ‡
Acquisitions
n/a
Available
Last edited by Oslo; 9th February 2012 at 02:59 PM.
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