<Game> Twisted Wishes v.2 (M.A. LV)

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but they will only live for one second, and die almost immediately.

I wish that certain people weren't dead.

[Mega Horny]

Granted, those certain people were banished to a living hell for all eternity and 6 months.

I wish I had a personal hot woman to rub my back, whenever i wanted.

[Fett One]

Granted but the woman doesn't know what she is doing and breaks your back leaving you paralized from the waist down

I wish mexican food didn't exist

[Chris Watarimono]

Granted! But everyone will cook nothing but Chinese food (the commerical kind) no matter where you go, and you'll be forced to eat that for the rest of your life.

I wish the dancing Yogurting chick in my sig is real.

-Chris R.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but she'll be clumsy at times, disappointing you.

I wish that Saddam Hussein would realize he may starve himself to death.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but doing that will give the ability to haunt people including the United States which he will drive the citizens of the United States insane, which they will launch nuclear missiles at themselves which will obliterate the U.S.

(I really didn't know how else to make it twisted.)

I wish that Knight of Time's wish was never granted.

[Fett One]

Granted but Saddam eventually escapes prison and starts world war 3 which destroyes the planet

I wish pokemon are real

[Blademaster]

Granted; the armed forces instantly do what they do best and shoot a bunch of Pokemon dead, causing Rayquaza to descend and destroy the planet.

I wish I had King Kong for a roommate.

[Mega Horny]

Granted, but everything is too big for you to utilize, especially the toilet, and even if you could, you might not want to after old Kong did his paperwork.

I wish I had a spork

[Ghost]

Granted. After you eat with your spork, you go to the bathroom, and you find that you have misplaced it, and you never find it again. Also, the spork was poisoned, so you are forced to crap every 10 minutes.

I wish the Mets would actually win the world series.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but they used steroids and are found out and have their winnings taken off them.

I wish I had another tub of Vegemite.

[Fett One]

Granted but the Vegemite turns out to be fake because it is made out of meat

I wish the Phillies would actually win the world series (they deserve it more than the Mets)

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but the Mets will find out that the Phillies were the ones who suggested the Mets team players used a new type of booster (which was really steroids) to improve their game and the Mets beat the Phillies to death.

I wish I could spend hours and hours writing excellent poetry.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but only you think that its excellent and evertyone else thinks its stupid

I wish I had a new car.

[Fett One]

Granted, but you get in a car accident as yourdriving out of the dealership with the car

I wish to have the power to teleport

[Mega Horny]

Congratulations, but you can never teleport back, and must walk.

I wish Grey were back

[Blademaster]

Granted, but his name is drew now and he punches you in the crotch whenever you call him Grey.

I wish I had all the tea in China... and maybe some of those dumplings to go with it.

[God of Death]

Granted, but the tea is actually rat poison and you die a slow and painful death while people are throwing the dumplings at you.

I wish I died. (I dare someone to try and twist this around)

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but because of your death, which you were the one keeping the world from exploding, the world explodes killing every life on earth.

I wish we could find a way to populate another planet just in case we ruin our own planet.

[Fett One]

Granted, but we ruin that planet as well and are then targeted for extermination by other alien races in order to prevent us from ruining another planet

I wish to be the happiest person in the universe

[Mega Horny]

Granted, but you acquire happiness by seeing others feel pain, and have a deep empty feeling inside you. Bittersweet and stuff.

I wish I had a pineapple.

[God of Death]

Granted, but as soon as you got the pineapple, it disappeared.

I wish I was The King of The Hill

[Chris Watarimono]

Granted! But so are 18975021 others and you have to engage in a fight to the death of who finally stands to be finally called the "King of the Hill."

I wish I was a ninja pirate.

-Chris R.

[Ghost]

Granted. You are a ninja pirate for exactly 2.2345566123567 seconds before the Ninja Pirates decide you are not worthy and kick you out.

I wish I was superman ^_^

[Mega Horny]

Granted, however, your grammar remains just as poor.

I wish i could control how fast my hair grows, and where it grows in general. *ehem*

[God of Death]

Granted, but it only lasts for 5 seconds, then your hair grows at an alarming rate, until your completely covered in hair, is mistaken for a gorilla, and sold to a zoo.

I wish I was invincible.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but your invincibility rapidly drains your energy for every second you're invincible, forcing you to no longer be invincible.

I wish that bees wouldn't lose their stingers when they sting someone.

[Chris Watarimono]

Granted! But then the bees would then be able to sting you out constantly since their stingers don't get stuck on your skin, and then your whole body then gets covered in deep bee stings and gashes.

I wish I had a copy of Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow.

-Chris R.

[God of Death]

Granted, but the game doesnt work, so your stuck with a useless game.

I wish I was Emperor of Earth.

[Blademaster]

Granted, but only you know it and believe it, so you haven't really made any progress...

I wish I could do anything, anytime, anywhere.

[Fett One]

Granted, but you get so bored from this after awhile that you commit suicide to end your boredom

I wish for a brand new Beetle Juice movie

[Mega Horny]

Granted, but it will not make it into theaters, and no one will have the DVD

I wish this conversation had never happened:

Drew (8:40:54 PM): I have some gray hairs, unfortunately.
Me (8:41:03 PM): really?
Drew (8:41:13 PM): My family gray's early.
Me (8:41:19 PM): Whoa.
Me (8:41:29 PM): Lol thats extremely ironic
Drew (8:41:43 PM): I suppose.
Me (8:42:01 PM): alrighty, time for my stupid comment of the day
Me (8:42:30 PM): Just be glad your family doesn't The Arbiter Early!
Me (8:42:35 PM): >_<
Drew (8:42:51 PM): Well done.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but another more embarrassing conversation will happen.

I wish to know what to wish for.

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only you find out that you need to find out what to wish for, thereby falling into a paradoxical world I have no idea what I'm talking about...

I wish I played my own game more.. =(

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but since you made it its not that good (soz if thats a bit mean)

I wish I had more time.

[Mega Horny]

Granted, but you spend it vegitating in front of the television

I wish i had some magical hummus

[God of Death]

Granted, but the magical hummus turned you into a baboon.

I wish I was the richest person in the universe

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but every charity in the world will be begging your doorstop night and day for money.

I wish that I could create the greatest movie of all time that will finally beat Titantic out of its number one spot.

[Chris Watarimono]

Granted! However, someone will claim ownership of the movie, suing you over it for even more than what you accumulate as sales. This party wins the lawsuit, plunging you into deep debt.

I wish I magically apparate from place to place instantly, like in the Harry Potter series.

-Chris R.

[Fett One]

Granted! bout you apparate without your legs the first time and are now stuck in a wheelchair for the rest of your life

I wish to become chief of police