<Game> Twisted Wishes v.4 (M.A. LV)

[Dark-San]

Granted. I may have a bit of spare cash but I cannot seem to be able to find a few to send it to you without it being tax. >.<"

I wish the movie Transformer is out earlier than expected.

[Fett One]

Granted but the special effects are incomplete due to coming out early

I wish for Megatron and Optimus Prime to become best friends

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but it sucks all the life out of the series, because every episode it Megatron and Optimus Prime running through daisy fields

I wish that I had a Transformer

[Dark-San]

Granted. However to achieve that, the producer of the same series now wants you to be the main character and to run through the daisy field with both Megatron and Optimus Prime.

I wish that producer of the transformer series would take me into consideration as the voice actor.

[firepokemon]

Granted. Unfortunately you have a voice of a quasi-feminine gay guy who is just five feet tall. This causes bouts of laughter from fellow animation fans who laugh at a voice that reminds them of Zophise in Zatch Bell or Freiza in Dragonball Z or James in Pokemon. Some relief comes in play with a yuri anime called Boobs, Boobs and more boobs some american hackjob thing suppose to be yuri but more resembles some quasi harem american comedy hackthing involving boobs.

I wish Dark San got transported elsewhere where he could get fed food, food and more food and then after weighing 500 pounds is no longer given food and is left to experience forced anorexia and eventually die.

[Fett One]

Granted but you are forced to go through it with him

I wish baseball season never ends

[Dark-San]

Granted. The players are now too riddled with injuries and depression. This happened to all of the players and the baseball season has to be cancelled for eternality.

I wish I am residing in a mansion.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but its a haunted mansion *GHost noises*

I wish it was my birthday already

[Fett One]

Granted but you miss it due to being trapped in an elevator with a guy that smells like a dumpster

I wish people didn't smeel bad

[Dark-San]

Granted. They now heavily perm themselves with decorants and perfumes. The smell choked the air and everyone dies from smelling it too much.

I wish my socks doesn't have holes on the part where my toes are. >.<

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but you ask me to sew themup and I ask for your DS as payment ^_^

I wish that Pokemon Diamond was cheap

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but you get a glitched version and it stops after you beat the first gym leader. Plus you can't get another one because they are all sold out and the next time you can get one is when you are 100 years old.

I wish Ash would finally become a better trainer so we don't have to watch his stupid antics.

[Dark-San]

Granted. Now the whole world has to put up his stupid antics for another ten more years, so in the near future you will see a twenty years old Ash.

I wish my room would just be bigger.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, it becomes so big it falls of the face of the earth

I wish there was no such things as colds

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but fevers still exists and they become even worse.

I wish I could get a cleaning solution for my sunglasses.

[Fett One]

Granted but it gets into your eyes and leaves you blind

I wish there was a way to restore a blind persons sight

[Dark-San]

Granted. Ever you heard of Cornea transplant? They work on some blind people with damaged corneas. And I do remember that there is an alternative situation to repair back the eye nerve tissues, but it need some fixing of lens to your eyes socket. But it is still on trial and not yet released to the public, I believe. Hence do not put your hope that high.

I wish the world could be ruled under a government and I am the head of that government.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but this world is the world of your imagination, so being head boss is not that great.

I wish I had a clone that did what I want

[Fett One]

Granted but the clone kills you so it can have it's independence

I wish to be on TV

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but you are on a show that talks about embaressing things people have done and your most embaressing moments are told to everyone in the world because this is being broadcasted to every country. Now you are the laughing stock of the whole planet.

I wish I had a remote like the one from Pleasantville.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but it doesn't so what it is supposed to (I dont know what Pleasantville is)

I wish I knew what Pleasantville was

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, *throws a thesaurus on Crazy Elf Boy*. Whacked.

I wish the whacking game was back.

[Dark-San]

Granted.

*Takes out shotgun*

Hah you're dead, Mikachu.

*Fires several rounds which burst his skull together with his brain into smittering bits*

You've been whacked Mikachu!

I wish Fett One's post count is reduced to zero.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but all his posts go onto my count

I wish I had a bizillion posts

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but 80 percent of them are spam posts and you are banned from TPM for 1,000 years.

I wish no one was banned from this forum.

[Dark-San]

Granted. All banned members felt that they had done great wrong to the TPM community and commit sucide. None of them ever see the day that they would return to TPM again, even after they had been unban.

I wish Inferno Dragon would put more thinking to his wish above.

[Fett One]

Granted but he thinks so hard that he causes his brain to explode

I wish to cure a disease

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but its only Mega Horny disease

I wish for a non exploding, non toxic DS that only I can use

[Dark-San]

Granted. You got a Nintendo DS as a gift from me. It does not explodes, it is not poisonous. You smiled with pride as you had your first DS on your hands as an advance birthday present.

However when you tried to on it, you realise that it could not be turned on. Angrily you faced at me and was later told by me that your DS had earlier fallen into your fishtank and had short circuited.

You have now in possession a DS that does not explode nor toxidic. But it just does not work.

I wish my splitting headache would disappeared and stop bothering me now.

[Fett One]

Granted you get rid of the headache by using morhpine but you end up becoming addicted. You blow all of youe money on this addiction causing you to become homeless

I wish to be really good at math

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but your head explodes when trying to find a mathematical equation explaining the meaning of life

I wish I had a lvl 70 pokemon

[Dark-San]

Granted. You pay a huge amount of money to me in order to get a level 95 Staraptor which I had been training for the past one week. My fee would lie between US$20 000 and US$40 000.

I wish Crazy Elf Boy would do that.

[Fett One]

Granted but the value of a US dollar rapidly decreases after you recieve the payment, causing the money to be worth the same amount as 5 pesos

I wish the USA had free health care

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but you suddenly get deported and can never return

I wish I had a car

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but it causes so much pollution that Australia has to be evacuated.

I wish they taught playing videogames at school.

[Dark-San]

Granted. All the students became too stupid to even do a 1 + 1 problem after all that playing. The country's future talent is approaching its doomday and the economy would be indirectly affected if this batch of students takes over at the helm of the government.

Soon inflation rises and stuffs become more expensive as real income falls. All this happened all because of Mikachu's weird wish. Shame on you!

I wish they teach video gaming design modules at my university.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but since they spent all their budget on these video gaming design modules, they can't spend it on anything else. Meaning all unneccesary classes are canceled.

I wish I have a Legendary Pokemon as a pet.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but since it is so rare people try to kill you to get to it, have a nice life on the run

I wish I had my national dex

[Zcade0]

Granted, but since there's no Pokemon on Earth, it's kinda useless.

-sighs- I wish my ex would come back to me...

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but she will only come back if you agree to become her servant for the rest of your life.

I wish Fett One would agree to spend the rest of this life posting on this forum.