GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately v.7 (M.A. Zak)

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the only ammo he has are anti-vampire bullet.

Fortunately, the bullet can still hurt the omnivores.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, I used the gun on mikachu (humans are omnivores)

Fortunately, eating him kept me alive long enough to be rescued

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Fett One lost his ability to spit fire because he swallowed the cold Finnish polar bear.

Fortunately, my fortunate-answers are always good because you can just ignore them.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately for your fortunate as good as they are, they are also ridiculous to the core!

Fortunately, Inferno Dragon had a better answer for this kind of situation!

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, he is not here at the moment.

Fortunately, we now resume back to the story of Fett One being rescued off the island.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortuanely, I don't remember who saved Fett One.

Fortunaley, the next person will tell us that.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, I missed this whole conversation

Fortunately, for the sake of the story continuing Dark-San saved him

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, I am too busy playing with my Pokemon Pearl and celebrating Mother's Day. Too busy in fact to even spare time to save Fett One who is in the line of danger.

Fortunately, Fett One is able to survive till tomorrow for me to save him.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, you forget to save me

Fortunately, mr_pikachu came to my rescue

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, He is also to busy playing pokemon pearl

Fortunately, I came to your rescue because I dont have pearl or diamond.....yet. And not very distracted

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the delivery man came to deliver the Pokemon Diamond to your side and you ended up playing it too. Leaving Fett One along again.

Fortunately, darktyranitar came along.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, darktyranitar got lost

Fortunately, he found his way after 20 minutes

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, you Fett one was dead by then.

Fortunately, Dark Tyranitar was a master of medical sciences and brought Fett One back to life

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately darktyranitar does not have the equipments with him. Hence he is unable to carry out his job well with his bare hands.

Fortunately, Fett One was still revived but without his limbs and brain.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately Dark-San always seems to have posted before I post thus I always seem to be replying to his comments and therefore Fett One lost his brain.

Fortunately Dark-San had a good brain and that could be transplanted to Fett One using a technique called Brain Transfer.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, no one knows how to perform Brain Transfer

Fortunately, a white mage showed up that knows how to perform the technique

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately that white mage was screwed up and ending up replacing Fett One's brain with firepokemon's brain and vice versa. OMG, what on earth happened now?

Fortunately, I undid the mistake done by the white mage and you guys paid me a thousand bucks each for a job well done.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, we didn't have a thousand bucks

Fortunately, you just said well each of you give me a DS

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, niether of us owns a DS

Fortunately, there was a near by EB Games

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, it was closed down a few months ago. Taking into account that it had been making poor sales and could not afford to keep running in the long run.

Fortunately, I sell games and you guys can get it from me.

*PS> Fett One, it is an extra DS for me since I already had one and it would take a million dollars for me to part with my treasure.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, you asked for outrageous sums of money.

Fortunately, their friend Mr.Baseball Bat, made you lower your prices

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, I broke Mr. Baseball Bat.

Fortunately, they had a better friend Mr.Atomic Bomb.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately Mr Atomic Bomb has some business with the Japaneses. Hence he was not available to do anything.

Fortunately his big brother, Mr Nuclear Warhead, came along.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, he went off

Fortunately, Mr Ant-Radiation Shield helped them from dying

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, it only protects ant and not humans.

Fortunately, I had a spare Mr. Anti-Radiation Shield available to save us all.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the Anti-Radiation Shield needed AA batteries

Fortunately, I had some in my pocket

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately your pocket had holes on them and the AA batteries fell somewhere across the street.

Fortunately, Mikachu was around to provide Fett One an alternative solution which would be to use AAA batteries.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, he didn't have any AAA Batteries

Fortunately, he had some AAAA batteries so he just scratched off one A

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, AAAA batteries are too small to fit in a AA battery slot

Fortunately, the Anti-Radiation Shield had a slot on the other side specifically for AAAA batteries

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, my evil twin came along to destroy the batteries.

Fortunately, I shot my evil twin.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately he had a clone

Fortunately, you shot him too

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the clone was revived.

Fortunately, we can think this all was a good thing because we now have a new continuous story here at least.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, I had to put a stop to this story since it is getting too long winded.

Fortunately, I started a new one by putting Mikachu as the main character this time round.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, he was out stalking people

Fortunately I put an end to that

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, Mikachu started stalking again.

Fortunately, I tranquilized Mikachu.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately the drug had little effect on Mikachu since his body is pretty resistant to it. Knowing that you are the one that fired the shot, he stalks you now instead.

Fortunately, you saved the rest of us by offering yourself to be stalk by Mikachu for the REST of your life.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the rest of his life was was only 2 days

Fortunately, Mikachu didn't feel like stalking anyone after Inferno_Dragon died

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Dark-San started stalking people

Fortunately, after a day he got bored and stopped

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately I regain the sudden urge to start stalking members again. And to start off with it, Crazy Elf Boy would be my first victim.

*Sends annoying letters to his post*

Fortunately Crazy Elf Boy moves house without me knowing.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, his mom thought the two of you were good friends so she tells you where he moved

Fortunately, CEB mom was given the wrong address