<Game> Twisted Wishes v.5 (M.A. LV)

[Fett One]

Sorry about that.

I wish for more popcorn

[Dark-San]

Granted. However you got choked on them while watching the Desperate Housewives episode. You were breathless for a while and could have been save if someone attended to you in a minute. But then, you are all alone at home. Too bad, I guess. ^.^

I wish the kidnapped Australian Prime Minister (the one mentioned by CEB) defeats the aliens and returns to Earth, a hero.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, he uses his diplomacy skills and the aliens change their attitude. They free him and everyone celebrates him as a hero. Aliens return to their home planet. Unfortunately, we realize the aliens that came here to kidnap the prime minister were just subordinates. Their prime minister is angry because they didn't obey his commands and convicts them to be sucked in a black hole.

I wish I was the first person to grant that wish of Dark-san's eventhough it took some time to type it.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, I am pretty sure you are the first

I wish that I understood Mikachu all the time rather then most

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but you can ever understand the things that you probably didn't want to here from him.

I wish I had a Tribble (or a Kuriboh if you can't find me a Tribble and if you can't find me either, then get me a Furby.)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, I stole Tribble from Captain Kirk, gave you a ragged Kuriboh card, and your new Furby does not work.

I wish I had edited my last post to make it more evident that I was talking about the alien prime minister in the last sentence.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but everytime you write it, it gets deleted

I wish I had more paper clips

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but you accidently trips over a rock and the paper clips jab into your face especially your eyes which causes you to go blind.

I wish TPM was a video game.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. Because video games cause violence (it's a widely believed fact!), every single person on TPM goes to the nearest school and starts shooting random people before killing themselves. Congratulations. You've just killed every single person on the forum.

I wish that exams had never been invented. (Essays all the way, baby!)

[Fett One]

Granted but now there is no way to see if people are learning so everyone ends up with A's on their report cards, including the stupid kids

I wish for x-ray vision

[Dark-San]

Granted. You died young because of it. X-ray are radiations and because this pair of eyes, you are constantly exposed to its harmful effect.

I wish someone could tell me my future.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, they tell you that you will be a millionaire, have a wonderful marriage, you will have great well behaved kids and will die at old age with no side effects

Of course the fortune teller is a known liar so you will get the opposite of what she predicted.

I wish somebody from TPM could make a television series about TPM.

[Fett One]

Granted but the show gets pulled from the air after being on for only 5 minutes.

I wish for a white christmas

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, your entired house is rained on by white anthrax

I wish anthrax didn't exist

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but there now exists a worse chemical substance that leaves you paralyzed for the rest of your life.

I wish I could have a chicken sandwich right now.

[Fett One]

Granted but it has mustard and horse raddish on it

I wish to have a great new year

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but not until next year.

I wish I was Yugi from Yu-Gi-Oh!

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but it has mustard and horse raddish on it

I wish to have a great new year

I might not like spicy things but Horse raddish doesn't sound that bad and I like mustard on my sandwiches. I don't see how twisted that wish was, Fett One. But you probably tried hard to come up with a good twist anyways.

Okay, where was I?

Granted, but you are stalked by Rare Hunters who want your Millennium Item, have to sit through lengthy friendship speeches for Tea and not to mention you have a Yami who is in love with you (Well, from some Yu-Gi-Oh fanfiction I have read, Yami and Yugi are in love. In the anime, it isn't true but I am trying to make this wish really twisted.)

And then you get to sent to the shadow realm ... with Tea who keeps on spouting her friendships speeches and you can't leave so you will be driven insane.

I wish it was a opposite day.

[Dark-San]

Granted. You pooped at your pants instead of going to the loo. How embarrassing it is even if it is an opposite day.

I wished Duel Monsters TCG never exist in the first place.

[Fett One]

Inferno_Dragon, horse raddish and mustard are 2 things you normally wouldn't find on a chicken sandwhich, which is why I said those


Granted but an extremely annoying TCG comes into existance to replace it

I wish for a new Battle Toads video game

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. The game is awesome and succesfull. However, it is going to be for Playstation 4 which costs 2,000$ when it's released.

I wish people could have memory expansion like computers and such.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but it costs 2 trillion to buy and after you install it, your computer breaks down so now you have no computer and you are broke.

I wish the Whack-A-TMPer Version 3 would start up right ...... now.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but it fails miserably due to lack of interest

I wish I had more games

[Dark-San]

Granted. All kinds of games starts raining from the sky. Happily, you leap out from your house and starts dancing around the street. Then one of the game hits you on the head and you ended up in hospital before you can pick up any. In the end when you got discharged, the all games had already been picked up, leaving you none.

I wish that the sky would really start raining games.

[Shadow Wolf]

Granted, but the game are so lame that no one is interested in playing them.

I wish I could get to know *insert a famous videogame designer's name here* in The Pokemasters Forums.

[Fett One]

Granted, you get a once in a life time meeting but you get hit in the head afterwards and forget meeting him/her. Plus the TPM server craches causing all of evidence of you meeting him/her to be deleting. You now have no memory and no proof of teh meeting

I wish all black&white movies get remade in color

[Dark-San]

Granted. Fett One footed the bill for the entire reproduction of all black and white films by loaning from a local bank. However in time to come, he was unable to foot all the bill and hence in the process, made bankrupt.

I wish that colours do not exist.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but you find life really bland with no colours to brighten up your life

I wish I had more TPM

[Fett One]

Granted but suffer TPM overload which causes you to slip into a coma for the rest of your life

I wish for a new avatar

[Dark-San]

Granted!

Here, take it!



*Stuffs picture into Fett One's profile*

I wish I would rule the world like an emperor and noone would dare oppose me.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, you are recognized as a leader by everyone and face no resistance. You have the whole world by your side and there's peace in your empire. But I won't let this sound like the prime minister grant...

"O mighty Emperor Dark-San, what's the secret of your success?" asks an interviewer.

"It's because of my MAGICAL NINTENDO DS! It gives me the power to rule this planet!" Dark-San answers as he draws the console from his pocket.

"Oh, that's the case? Let's see now...OOPS! I dropped it...it still works!! OOPS! I dropped it again! Hey, what's this piece here? Perhaps it broke...oh, I'm very sorrry..."

I wish I had the ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL!!!

[Fett One]

Granted but everyone on the planet hunts you down and kills you in order to destroy the ring

I wish for a new name

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but it is a silly and ridicilious name plus it is too long to pronounce or write plus when shortened, it is even worse because it can easily be rhymed into jokes that would scar your mortal soul.

I wish one dollar would fall into my hands. (Don't ask, I just want to see how this one turns out.)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but not after I cut your hands.

I wish I could grant Inferno_Dragon's wish without harm.

[Dark-San]

Granted. You turn out to be his fairy godmother. Wings, old vintage female clothes, magic wand and all, you looked extremely fantastic with those clothes on despite being a male!

I wish Mikachu could granted me all the wishes that I had made here in the entire topic.

[firepokemon]

Grand but it screwed you all up for life.

I wish I knew what the hell was happening online and at tpm lol.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but there's nothing to grant since you can view the old threads and such anyway.

I wish Finland made it to Football World Cup 2010.

[Dark-San]

Granted. But they got ownzed in the first round of the World Cup tournament by being thrown in the Group of Death. They lost all their three matches and had to return home in shame.

I wish Finland could really win the World Cup.

[Fett One]

Granted but the team loses the trophy the next day because it is discovered that everyone on the team took steroids

I wish people didn't commit suicide

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but thanks to your wish, earth's population has grown even larger since people can't commit suicide and earth's resources will run out in a couple years.

I wish I had the Sharingan.