<Game> What Would You Use These Things For? Version 1 (Approved by T_M_L)

[PancaKe]

I would attach the gas powered engine to the pogo stick, and then strap the chicken to the pogo stick, and bounce it all around. I suppose I could also attach the saw, so if I needed to walk through some dense bush the pogo stick could go first...

What would you use a remote control, a pair of glasses, a key and a rocking chair for?

[Knight of Time]

I'd sit in the rocking chair wearing the glasses, and I'd have the key in one hand, and the remote control in the other, wondering just what to do with the "hand-y" stuff.

What would you use a piece of paper folded up like an airplane, a needle, some scotch tape, and a row of balloons for?

[Fett One]

I will use the tape to connect the needle to the front of the airplane and then throw the plane at the balloons to pop them with the needle.



What would you use a holodeck, a rope, a voting booth, and a rat for?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would use the holodeck to create a polling machine then put the booth over it, then when someone pulls it the rat on the rope drops down and scares them.

What would you use a Spear, a whip, some flowers and a Tank for?

[Kat 76]

Assuming we're talking about an army tank, I would decorate the tank with flowers, attach the spear to the front for no reason, then drive around whipping the whip into the air to get people's attention. Cause I'm an attention whore like that.

What would you use a 6 inch carabiner, 3 unopened cans of soda, and a giant bottle of tacky glue for?

[Fett One]

I will use the carabiner to open the cans and use the glue to glue the cans to the ground to keep people from picking them up.


What would you use a bus, a sword, a timer, and a pokeball for?

[Knight of Time]

I will go inside the bus and attempt to use the sword to cut the Pokeball in half, while using the timer to keep track of how long it would take if I was able to cut it.

What would you use a bunch of firecrackers making up a makeshift bridge over two ledges with a big drop, Wile E. Coyote & Ralph Wolf, Bugs Bunny on the end of one ledge, and Sam Sheepdog on the end of the other ledge?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would coax Will.E coyote onto the bridge then light it causing it be explode in a shower of sparks then sit down on the ground and watch it with the 3 remaining cartoon characters.

What would you use a Blastoise, a Phone, 6 keys and an ancient city of gods for?

[Fett One]

I will use the keys to get into the city. Once inside I will call my friends to let them know that I'm in the city and that I'm having my Blastoise destroy it using hydro pump.


What would you use a glove, a needle, a piece of glass, and a glass of milk for?

[Knight of Time]

I'd put on the glove for protection of my hand in safely disposing of the piece of glass and needle, then I'd drink the glass of milk.

What would you use an empty container, some cream, a toaster, a couple of pieces of bread, an empty drinking glass, and a whisk for?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Well first I would have some cream on toast before killing people with the emtpy glass and whisk using the bowl for entrails.

What would you use a Birthday Card, a TV, a Spoon and a bed sheet for?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd memorize the message of the birthday card and recitate it while watching TV reflected from the spoon, lying on the bed sheet.

What would you use a broken printer, a cup of tea, a tooth and a Pikachu for?

[Oslo]

I would use the Pikachu's electricity to jumpstart the printer and getting it working again. Then, I would print out invitations to Oslo's Awesome Tea Party where I'd serve tea in the cup and give away the tooth as a party favour.

What would you do with a Ziploc bag, a Swedish milkmaid, a Macbook and a crate filled with hundreds of chopsticks?

[Knight of Time]

I'd try to fit all the chopsticks into the Ziploc bag, then I'd ask the Swedish milkmaid if she could help me with getting the Macbook working.

What would you use a giant freezer, some metal containers of various sizes, a pair of cold-proof gloves, a garden hose, and Mother Nature for?

[Fett One]

I will let mother nature fill the containers with water. I will then put them in the freezer while wearing the gloves so my hands don't get cold. Then I will tie the freezer shut using the hose, so it can't accidentally open up and thus prevent the water from freezing.



What would you use a Nintendo 3DS, an attorney, 3 giant bee hives, and an antique pen for?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd just make the giant bee hives go after the attorney and then enjoy playing Nintendo 3DS with the antique pen.

What would you use your signature, a fish, a motorbike and some honey for?

[Knight of Time]

I'd put my signature on the motorbike to make it mine, then I'd put the honey on the fish before cooking it.

What would you use the sun, a solar powered oven, a thunderstorm, your house, an indoor grill, some patties, some hamburger buns, salt, pepper, and a 3-pack of ketchup, mustard, and relish for?

[Fett One]

I would use the sun to power the oven and then use the oven to cook the patties. After the patties are cooked I will put them on the buns and use the salt, pepper, ketchup, mustard, and relish as toppings. I would then toss the indoor grill outside on a rainy day so that it could be struck by lighting during the thunderstorm.


What would you use a sail boat, a god of water, a blasphemer, and a flare gun for?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd go to the sail boat with the blasphemer, make him insult the water god and force him into jump off with the flare gun.

What would you use a game of chess, a flower, an apron and a football for?

[Knight of Time]

I'd put on the apron first then put the flower with the game of chess to give it a slightly different feel, before kicking the football away.

What would you use Popeye-brand spinach, a 1000 pound barbell at a gym, and a bunch of your friends for?

[Oslo]

I would eat the spinach so I get strong enough to lift the barbell as though it were nothing and impress the pants off my friends.

What would you use a stuffed Chingling, a piece of gum, a catapult and a bottle of hair product for?

[Fett One]

I would use the hair product on the Chingling and then launch it at my enemies using the catapult. I will chew the gum while doing this.

What would you use a PS3, a Wii Remote, a polar bear, and a moose for?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd try to get the Wii Remote to work with the PS3. After failing there, I'd wash out my frustration by watching the polar bear fighting the moose.

What would you use some unleaved bread, a bowl of pea soup, two glasses of sour milk and a Weezing for?

[Oslo]

I would command the Weezing to use Explosion and decimate all that food, because none of it sounds particular appetizing.

What would you do with a video camera, a Youtube account, a bowl of assorted fruit, a Sharpie and ten sheets of bubble wrap?

[Knight of Time]

I'd use the Sharpie to write my name on the video camera to indicate its owner, then I'd put the sheets of bubble wrap over the bowl of assorted fruit, take a video of the whole thing, and upload it to YouTube via the YouTube account.

What would you use a gourd, an electric drill, a banana, a tape recorder, and a hungry monkey for?

[Fett One]

Give the gourd and the banana to the monkey. While it is relaxing eating, I will sneak up behind it and drill a hole in it's head and use the recorder to record its screams.



What would you use a gun blade, a dragon, a magical artifact, and a hidden temple for?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd ride the dragon to the hidden temple and hide the magical artifact inside that. Next, I'd equip the gun blade and start chasing after all the people who dare to enter the temple in search for the artifact I hid.

What would you use a sauna cottage, a lake, an excavator and some potatoes for?

[Blademaster]

Plant my potatoes along the shore of the lake, using the excavator to dig holes and irrgation for my potatoes, and then relax in my new beachhouse with sauna while I waited for my cash cow to grow.

What would you use a tampon, a parachute, a fire truck, and twenty-seven gallons of orange juice for?

[Fett One]

I would use the tampon to absorb the orange juice and then place it on the fire truck (using the parachute as a coaster) to be used as a drink dispenser for the firefighters.


What would you use a KFC coupon, a golden snitch, a gas powered lawn mower, and a saber tooth tiger for?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

First of all, I'd place the golden snitch in my backyard to lure the saber tooth tiger there. Next, I'd try scarying it away by turning on the gas powered lawn mover and roaring the text in the coupon.

What would you do with a shaman's hat, campfire, an empty juice can and a fishing rod for?

[Blademaster]

I'd put on the shaman's hat, then have someone hide behind me while holding a can full of fire on a fishing rod. That way I'll look like I'm making the fire levitate with my leet magic skills.

What would you do with a windshield wiper, a gallon of milk, a bird's nest, and a camcorder?

[Fett One]

I will fill the bird's nest with the milk and then use the camcorder to film the bird throw a fit when it returns and finds the milk in its nest. After a few minutes I would throw the windshield wiper at the bird.


What would you use a remote control, a bulldozer, a charizard, and a 400 year old oak tree for?

[Oslo]

I would use to remote control to operate the bulldozer and knock down the oak tree. I would then get the Charizard to Slash the tree to bits and Flamethrower the pieces so that they become Charcoal. Once I've done that, I would package the Charcoal and roam the world going from Poke Mart to Poke Mart selling them for $4900 each.

What would you do with a glass prism, a flashlight, a cat, a pair of Ray-Bans and a Swiss bank account for?

[Knight of Time]

I'd open up a Swiss bank account to get a couple of Ray-Bans, then I'd shine the flashlight on the glass prism and have the cat nearby watching me do my trick curiously.

What would you use Blademaster (the TPMer), a catapult, a faraway castle, Princess Peach, and an angry Mario for?

[Fett One]

I would Place Princess Peach inside the castle and then use the catapult to launch Blademaster at the castle. After he slams into the castle wall, I will allow Mario to do whatever he wants to Blademaster.


What would you use a paper weight, a cape, a flag pole and a flare for?

[Blademaster]

Tie the cape to the flagpole, set it ablaze with the flare, and then raise it and salute it. If anybody comes to give me shit, paperweight to the temple.

What would you use a noose, a gas canister, a test tube of an unknown virus, a lighter, and a suicide note with a forged signature for?

[Knight of Time]

I'd put the test tube with the unknown virus and the suicide note in the gas canister, then I'd put the noose around the gas canister, and use the lighter to blow it all up, hightailing it out of there the moment the activated lighter begins to fall toward the other stuff.

What would you use a pair of rubber gloves, a pitch-black corridor, some live wires, a 1,000 volt battery, several light bulb holders, and several boxes of light bulbs for?

[Fett One]

Install the light bulb holders in the corridor and then put the bulbs into the holders. Connect the wires to the battery and then connect the other end of wires to the light bulb holders so that the light bulbs will light up. I'll wear the gloves the entire time I'm setting this up so I can avoid accidental electrocution.



What would you use a mall blueprints, a ski mask, a duffel bag, and a high speed car for?

[Knight of Time]

I'd put on the ski mask, then I'd use the mall blueprints to study the inside of a mall to try robbing (not in real life though, I'd never stoop that low). I'd use the duffel bag for holding stolen stuff in, and finally, I'd use the high speed car for making a getaway.

What would you use a pinwheel, a table, a lit candle, a full pepper shaker, a funnel with a flexible bottom end, a person who needed to sneeze but couldn't for some reason, a box of tissues, and a feather for?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd play with the person a new game I just invented. We'd put the pinwheel rotate across the table and the one who gets it to fall into the funnel wins. If I lose, I must try to get the person sneeze with the feather and the pepper shaker, which is where we would need the tissues too. If the person loses, he or she must get the candle to go off.

What would you use a broken X-Box 360, a fake Pokeball, a failed cake, a coffin, Scottish bagpipes, a kilt and a dock for?