<Game> Twisted Wishes v.7 (A.A. LV)

[crown34]

Granted- but the pinball machine is waaay to big for you to operate.
I wish I had a good breakfast.

[Blademaster]

Granted, but you won't receive it until tomorrow morning when it is time for breakfast, at which point you will be woken up or pulled from whatever activity you are doing in order to eat it.

I wish I was totally healthy for the rest of my life, for however long my life would have been prior to my making this wish.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but as a result of making your wish, all the people around you begin to get sick one by one, dying and leaving you all alone with nobody left in your life except for you.

I wish that there was a disaster nullifying factory in every major town and city in the world.

[Fett One]

Granted but the man behind the switch slept through a tornado so your hometown ends up getting destroyed.

I wish to have unlimited free passes to the zoo.

[crown34]

Granted-but everyone else has the same pass, so there is nothing unique about your zoo pass.
I wish I had a life time supply of Pop-Tarts.

[Blademaster]

Granted. They flood your house, go stale, and attract mice and bugs.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but as a result, you get a never-ending case of insomnia and never get to sleep again, even when you feel tired.

I wish that Three Strikes on the Price is Right would go back to having just one strike in the bag that would be placed back in the bag each time someone playing the game pulled it out, just to (once again) increase the likelihood of someone winning a car from that game.

[Fett One]

Granted but nobody likes this so they start a facebook protest page to get it changed back.

I wish desktop computers were as cheap as laptops.

[crown34]

Granted- desktops become as cheap as laptops,but because of the price reduction the computer industry is left in a bad shape due to the reduction.

I wish Blademaster would let me join his crazy free for all in ASB aganist his Blaziken.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but he ends up defeating your Absoll so badly, his Blaziken gets a flawless win without receiving any damage or a status condition.

I wish that some puzzle company would invent a Samurai Sudoku puzzle (look it up, duh) comprised of 5 16 x 16 grids put together for a super hard puzzle.

[Blademaster]

Granted, but since the game already exists, the makers of it sue over copyright infringement and, as a result, the game is altered and no longer can be played due to a puzzle grid being removed, making the game unwinnable.

I wish my heartburn would go away.

[crown34]

Granted-it goes away, but you get a heart attack.

I wish I had a legal paintball gun.

[Fett One]

Granted. You are given one that your parents find in the garbage so it smells really bad and the trigger is broken.

I wish to be wealthy enough to retire right now.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but after retiring you will feel an inexplicable need to return to work, which is impossible.

I wish there were less natural disasters.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but as a result, there is more crime instead, which ends up getting out of control.

I wish Blademaster could get a flawless win over Charles Legend in the All-Cup Corners Challenge of his and end up getting overconfident.

[Blademaster]

Granted. But I'm a liar.

I wish I knew how to cook better.

[Fett One]

Granted but it comes at the cost of your video game skills.

I wish the weekend lasted longer.

[DivineAll]

Granted. However, it turns out that weekdays also have to be longer so there.

I wish I could experience true happiness for more than 24 hours.

[Blademaster]

Granted: All the happiness you'll ever feel again is compressed into the next 24 hours, and however long after that your lifetime happiness total lasts. After that, you will never feel happiness again.

I wish I knew everything my Dad knows, in addition to what I know.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. Your father begins to learn about your greatest weaknesses, and as a result, you learn about them too, becoming so embarrassed you end up becoming a target of non-stop humiliation.

I wish I knew my own strength.

[Fett One]

Granted, after realizing just how strong you are, you become afraid to do anything out of fear of breaking stuff.

I wish to become a very talented rock musician.

[Blademaster]

Granted: You're a very talented musician now.

A very talented musician... who is made of rock.

I wish I could do anything I set my mind to.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but I can't. Poor me.

I wish to aquire Crazy Elf Boy's powers.

[DivineAll]

Granted. You now are a crazy elf who's also a boy.

I wish my parents didn't expect so much out of me.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. As a result, your parents mysteriously disappear into nothingness, leaving you an orphan, as some people decide you would be best living in an orphanage as a result.

I wish Ultimate Charizard had a glimmer of a chance to beat Blademaster in the tourney final.

[Blademaster]

Granted, but I snuff out that glimmer in the next round.

I wish people stopped wishing for so many ASB-related wishes.

[Fett One]

Granted. All wishes in this game come to an end.

I wish to have a completely reliable doctor.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but he (or she) ends up going on an unexpected trip out of state on the day of your next check-up.

I wish that all the wishes ever to exist in this game could be found within a wishing well.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. You dive into the well to look for them, while I cut the rope and you'll never get out. I treated you WELL, huh?

I wish all the TPMers spoke Finnish.

[Oslo]

Granted, all TPMers learn Finnish are banned from speaking anything else on the boards. This Finnish-only rule makes it difficult for the forum to appeal to English-speaking audiences and, as such, the forum gradually loses popularity and fades away.

I wish I could be knighted.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. You end up getting the full treatment, but you end up only being knighted after being hit on the head repeatedly with a scepter (much like what Bugs Bunny did to the Sheriff of Nottingham in one part of the cartoon Rabbit Hood), getting a nasty headache in the process.

I wish that TPM's inner core could auto-detect if someone that was trying to register wasn't human.

[Blademaster]

Granted. But since TPM doesn't have an 'inner core,' it doesn't matter.

I wish I had more snacks.

[Fett One]

Granted. You are given so many that you end up in a food coma from over indulging.

I wish Jedi were real and that they were protecting the world from terrorists.

[DivineAll]

Granted. However, since Jedi are real, the Sith are real as well and they are much more competent than your average terrorist.

I wish for a video camera.

[Blademaster]

Granted. It's an expensive camera that was stolen from someone who lives nearby. The cops apprehend you when you try to use it.

I wish I had a better vacuum cleaner.

[Fett One]

Granted. Your parents steal it from the store and end up getting caught and have to spend the rest of their lives in prison for this.


I wish to meet Bender.

[Oslo]

Granted, but in order to do so you have to revert to cartoon form and can't return to the real world ever. Balls.

I wish it were socially acceptable to scream "BALLS" in public when something unpleasant happens.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. No more 'Holy Shit!' when a plane hits WTC, instead, even the unpleasant happenings become accepted.

I wish for my own theme song.

[Blademaster]

Granted. It's this.

I wish Houndoom_Lover was awake right now. I need to talk to her.

[MeLoVeGhOsTs]

Granted. But she's on three other guys and a random woman.

I wish I didn't need to study.