<Game> Twisted Wishes v.4 (M.A. LV)

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but he changes his avatar into something so repulsing that every time you read one of his posts, you puke all over your keyboard. And you have to buy a new keyboard everyday because your puke short circuits your keyboard. So you will be spending money each time you come to this website.

I wish that Dark-San was blind.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, Dark-san is now a new drummer in the German band Blind Guardian. (EDIT: my favourite band!)

I wish the 5th, 6th and 7th Pokémon movies had never reached Finland, now I can't help buying them and wasting my money.

[Zcade0]

granted. because of this, finland bans pokemon, and other countries slowky follow suit, and pokemon, even nintendo, go bankrupt. after that, video gaming itself dwindles out and dies, and PC buying drops sharply, forcing more companies to die out. eventually, all technology is outcasted and life as we know it ceases to exist!

I wish myspace would die

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but the better and my popular YourSpace appears and it is immortal.

Plus it sends you a kazillion spams in your e-mail so it will take you months to clean your e-mail out.

I wish Pokemon never existed.

(Don't hate me because I said that. I just wanted to see the twisted wish for this one.)

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, they never do, and you can never see then so you slowly go insane trying to figure out what you have missed

I wish I could rollerskate

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. You can even go 100km/h and that makes you get arrested.

I wish you could twist this wish by arresting me.

[Fett One]

Granted, you are sent to a fake prison in your back yard

I wish for a permament cure for headaches

[Dark-San]

Granted. But the procedure to cure the headache would be to dig out your brain and washing it with acid. It would pain in the begining but later you will come to enjoy it.

I wish Fantastic four movie this time round would be better than its prequel.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but it will only better for one week. After that people will hate the series and boycott it.

I wish that Snape survived in the last Harry Potter Book.

[Master of Paradox]

Granted. He ends up crippled and vegetative, but survives.

I wish I didn't see such awful things in my head.

[Zcade0]

Granted. Now they really happen.

I wish that the United States would get its act together.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but it doesn't matter since all of it enemies to gang up to nuke every single part of the United States.

I wish we could find Osama Bin Laden no matter if he is alive or dead.

[Fett One]

Granted, he is discovered 400 years from now

I wish Peter never married Lois so we can live in that perfect world (see lasts weeks episode of Family Guy)

[Zcade0]

Granted. family guy is now canceled due to the fact that there aren't any more troubles for the cast to get into and make it interesting, even though the family guy world is now perfect. Quohag or however you spell it doesn't even exist in real life.

I wish that I would be able to be the character off the "Killing Spree" series of animated flash stick fighting movies

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but you are a minor character and you get killed off in the first episode.

I wish I could do awesome moves like Neo does in the matrix.

[Dark-San]

Granted. You are now given a choice of either taking in the red pill or the blue pill. You chose the blue pill thinking that it is the right one. Without much thinking, you pop it into your mouth and your intelligence decreased drastically.

I wish Inferno Dragon had not put up a single wish in this topic ever again.

PS> Nothing personal, let's see how the members twist this one.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but instead he tells his wishes directly to the gods then and his every twisted wish shall be granted in REAL LIFE.

I wish I could prove that Japanese is a Finno-Ugric language.

[Fett One]

Granted but now you have nothing left to do in your life which causes you to fall into a deep depression from which you can never recover

I wish pokemon were real

[Dark-San]

Granted. But they will never like to approach you. Hence with or without pokemons in the real life, it does not matter to you.

I wish the cosplay festival here will start now instead of July.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but 'here' means your own room and all the people can't fit in.

I wish all of you read the Finnish National Epic Kalevala.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but we get bored to tears

I wish Mikachu would read Morris Glietzman's books

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but he can't stop reading them non-stop. So he will spend the rest of his life reading those books.

(And dark-san, it's okay. That's what this game is for.)

I wish that no one on here broke a single rule.

[firepokemon]

Granted rules do not get broken unfortunately this causes mods to grow bored and with new banning capabilities punish the non-rulebrakers.

I wish my boyfriend would not stress out just because I go to bed past 4am.

[Fett One]

Granted, instead of your boyfriend stressing out your parents start to stress out about you going to bed apst 4am

I wish the temperature would never go higher than 75 (fahrenheit)

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but it can go lower to -10 Degrees fahrenheit.

I wish that Fett One would come up with an awesome game.

[Dark-San]

Granted. He came up with a game that is so interesting that all of the members in the forum joins and the topic gets clogged up, forcing him to open up a new topic every 2 days.

I wish TPM can changes it's name to the Digimasters.

[Fett One]

Granted but than everyone hunts you down for having teh name changed

I wish people would stop trying to get me to create a new game

[AdventureSerum]

Granted, they insist that you never make any games as long as you live.

I wish David Bowie would come to my house and play video games with me.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but he trashes you house. Your parents come home and they make you clean up the mess and ground you for all the summer.

I wish I had a popsicle right now.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but it melts on your hand

I wish I had some steak

[Dark-San]

Granted. However the store's, which you intended to buy your steaak from, beef supply had sold out. With no other choice, you have to settle for some mutton.

(Bah, not that twisted ^.^ .)

I wish for some curry mutton as supper tonight.

[AdventureSerum]

Granted. But it's delivered unprepared, live sheep and all.

I wish for the Sci-Fi channel to start showing Mystery Science Theater 3000 again.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but that's all it shows. People will get so annoyed that they have to watch MST3K 24 hours a day that people will stop watching the Sci-Fi channel. In order to get their fans back, they take MST3K off again.

(I am not trying to be mean, but that was the best response I could come up with. I really do like MST3K.)

I wish that my next wish could not be twisted.

[firepokemon]

Granted, although that defeats the purpose.

I wish I wish for rain actually. It hasn't rained here at all.

[AdventureSerum]

(It just started raining here a few seconds before I read your wish. Cool.)

Granted, it rains continually and your house floods.

I wish for a bucketful of ice cream.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but the flavor is sour cream and onion ice cream.

I wish I had a bucketful of strawberry ice cream.

[Fett One]

Granted but it is so hot out that it completely melts before you get a cahnce to eat it

I wish i never had to work again

[Dark-San]

Granted. You now do not have to work at all and unable to pay for your house loan. The landlord kick you out of your apartment as you roam the streets without any destinations in mind. As you walked past each pedestrians, they would shoo you away before labelling you as an useless bum. Life is so pathetic for you.

I wish someone here have the ability to correct all the wrongs he/she had done in her life.

[AdventureSerum]

Granted, but this makes everyone else look like horrible mistake-making wretches.

I wish for a solid gold telephone.

[Fett One]

Granted but it doesn't work and it's too heavy to pick up so it's stuck in the place that the delivery person put it

I wish all tv shows were out on DVD