"Looks like there's nothing here."
"Looks like there's nothing here."
I was looking for a female Venipede
Techy's Dysfunction Land Adventure!
Inventory: ♦ 1x Pokéball
♦ 1x Great Ball
♦ 1x Ultra Ball
Caught so far: ♦ None yet
Type of Safari: ♦ Classic
Dysfunction Land
A dilapidated series of amusement park rides and buildings. Who knows what you might find underneath these dusty tents and behind closed doors…
♣Round 10♣
"It seems you are rig... Shut up! I know there's some coooool stuff going on here! If you don't believe me, why don't you check it out from the inside, hmm? Or are you a little cooowaaaard?"
It doesn't really seem like he trusts his own words, they almost sound a bit ..weak, rendering his taunting attempt completely useless.
What are you going to do?
Take a closer look around?
LET'S INVESTIGATE!
Go for some other place?
Something else?
Your Squad
Your Allies
Aerbro's Panbau Sanctuary Adventure!
Inventory: ♦ 2x Great Balls
Caught so far: ♦ None yet
Type of Safari: ♦ Classic
Panbau Sanctuary
A reclusive grove of bamboo shields unwanted eyes from the secrets that lay dormant in this densely packed forest. There is talk of treasure beyond one’s wildest imagination lying just beyond the grove.
♣Round 30♣
"Do I look like some kind of crazy stalker?" His unease turned into anger. "I just know a bit about the surroundings and their inhabitants! Thought you mention it, I DID see a Venipede, it was chased by some sort of large Slaking. Weird, because Slaking don't come around here usually."
What are you going to do?
Continue the talk?
SLAKING? SMITE THE FOOL!
Ask about the inhabitants?
Something else?
Your Squad
Comeuppance, I guess. I would like to know about the Sanctuary's inhabitants if you're offering~
"Hey, calm down, we're all friends here. Me pointing out that there doesn't seem to be much in this house is no reason to be upset."
Screw order right now, I had all of this written yesterday, but it seems like it didn't work because of some shenanigans I'll never understand.
Techy's Dysfunction Land Adventure!
Inventory: ♦ 1x Pokéball
♦ 1x Great Ball
♦ 1x Ultra Ball
Caught so far: ♦ None yet
Type of Safari: ♦ Classic
Dysfunction Land
A dilapidated series of amusement park rides and buildings. Who knows what you might find underneath these dusty tents and behind closed doors…
♣Round 11♣
"But there IS something in this house! I'm tooootaaally sure! Like for real! It's pretty cool if you look inside of it! Like, a few steps further in! Juuuust step inside and you will be amazed!"
He does seem like he desperately wants you to get inside. Sigh.
What are you going to do?
Alright fine I get in!
LET'S INVESTIGATE!
Go for some other place?
Something else?
Your Squad
Your Allies
Aerbro's Panbau Sanctuary Adventure!
Inventory: ♦ 2x Great Balls
Caught so far: ♦ None yet
Type of Safari: ♦ Classic
Panbau Sanctuary
A reclusive grove of bamboo shields unwanted eyes from the secrets that lay dormant in this densely packed forest. There is talk of treasure beyond one’s wildest imagination lying just beyond the grove.
♣Round 31♣
"Okay then! Would you mind telling me who you saw so far?" As you tell the Kricketot about all the Pokémon you saw, it nods a few times. "Yeah... okay... so you saw a few Slakoths, yeah? The Tropius as well? Hm... I don't.. I don't think there is much mor... Oh yeah! Did you see Electabuzz yet? He's raaaaare around here! Also, there are these Hea..." He gets interrupted by a flame burning right beside you and him. The attacker steps forward.
"Well, well, well. Who do we have here? I saw you two coming out of this tunnel of some sort. Let me have a look. Step aside and noone gets hurt."
The Kricketot instantly runs for it's life. What a hero!
What are you going to do?
Maybe he wants to talk?
The tunnel? SMITE THE FOOL!
Step aside, leaving the Pokémon inside to their most likely cruel fate?
Something else?
Your Squad
Like we're gonna let him go into a place filled with bug types and trees.
Patchy, start off with Hypnosis, keep SPAMing it until it hits. After that, I think you should take a break, use Wish, and then Helping Hand on Lux.
Lux, SPAM Water Pulse.
Santa, use Fake Out, then Rain Dance, then Water Pulse.
Patchy:
Hypnosis ~ Hypnosis/Wish ~ Hypnosis/Helping hand (Lux)
Lux:
Water Pulse x3
Santa:
Fake Out ~ Rain Dance ~ Water Pulse
Aerbro's Panbau Sanctuary Adventure!
Inventory: ♦ 2x Great Balls
Caught so far: ♦ None yet
Type of Safari: ♦ Classic
Panbau Sanctuary
A reclusive grove of bamboo shields unwanted eyes from the secrets that lay dormant in this densely packed forest. There is talk of treasure beyond one’s wildest imagination lying just beyond the grove.
♣Round 32♣
You issue commands, and start standing in a ridiculous, yet badass pose to look awesome. The Heatmor is visibly intimidated, and takes a step back while setting up a protective barrier, shielding him from the first row of commands.
"Uhm... Holy. A bit agressive right there, aren't you? We might have gotten off on the wrong foot there... May I introduce myself? My Name's Flar. I know, it sounds dumb, but whatever. Now that we know each other better, may you step aside and let me take a look at the tunnel? It seems like an interesting shortcut into the deeper parts of the sanctuary."
What are you going to do?
Hm, if it's just a shortcut... step aside!
The tunnel? SMITE THE FOOL AGAIN!
Do something completely unexpected?
Something else?
Your Squad
Techy's Dysfunction Land Adventure!
Inventory: ♦ 1x Pokéball
♦ 1x Great Ball
♦ 1x Ultra Ball
Caught so far: ♦ None yet
Type of Safari: ♦ Classic
Dysfunction Land
A dilapidated series of amusement park rides and buildings. Who knows what you might find underneath these dusty tents and behind closed doors…
♣Round 12♣
"Wha-? That's an insult! How dare you! Don't you trust me? I even showed you the way to this amazing house, and you don't even come in with me? That's really mean! You're a bad person. Seriously."
Uhm... What now?
What are you going to do?
Alright fine I get in!
LET'S INVESTIGATE!
Go for some other place?
Something else?
Your Squad
Your Allies
"Okay, since you want me to go in the house so bad, how 'bout a compromise. I'll send ol' Victor here to go inside with you. Victor, be prepared to use Dragon Pulse if attacked. I'll take Sheet and B.O.T. and investigate somewhere else. Deal?"
"It's not worth a fight, I'll come in with you. BUT NO FUNNY BUSINESS!"
Techy's Dysfunction Land Adventure!
Inventory: ♦ 1x Pokéball
♦ 1x Great Ball
♦ 1x Ultra Ball
Caught so far: ♦ None yet
Type of Safari: ♦ Classic
Dysfunction Land
A dilapidated series of amusement park rides and buildings. Who knows what you might find underneath these dusty tents and behind closed doors…
♣Round 13♣
"Funny business? What do you mean? Like, inviting Mr.Mime or something? I don't think he's thaaaat funny, but whatever. You might want to recall your Pokémon for now, it's a bit stuffed inside, and I don't want to suffocate there."
"Also, I'm sorry for yelling at you. You seem to be a nice person after all!"
What are you going to do?
Recall your Pokémon and get inside?
LET'S INVESTIGATE!
Thinking about how you don't like the look of this?
Something else?
Your Squad
Your Allies
"Victor, B.O.T., return! I'm keeping Sheet out just in case. Lead on Wynaut!"
Techy's Dysfunction Land Adventure!
Inventory: ♦ 1x Pokéball
♦ 1x Great Ball
♦ 1x Ultra Ball
Caught so far: ♦ None yet
Type of Safari: ♦ Classic
Dysfunction Land
A dilapidated series of amusement park rides and buildings. Who knows what you might find underneath these dusty tents and behind closed doors…
♣Round 14♣
"Uhm, I guess that's... alright. Yeah, that's fine! Come in, the both you! I take the lead!"
As you and Wynaut step in, the door behind you instantly shuts, leaving Sheet no time to follow up. Wynaut starts grinning. At least you think that's what he does, because it's pretty dark inside. You hear a few bumps from outside, probably Sheet trying to get in with ghosty-shenanigans, but it doesn't work out too well it seems. Suddenly, a few Pokémon arrive.
"...Bzz.. Bzz.. Is this the ...Bzz.. human .. we are ...Bzz... searching.. for?" "Of course he is, you 'tard." The Electrike takes a closer look at you. "Or is... he? He looks awfully familiar. Either way trainer, don't even think about calling your Pokémon inside here. It wouldn't be a good idea to alarm the horde. Anyway, good Job Wynaut! You lured him here, now we have something to use as a leverage." "Thanks Sir!" The Wynaut exits the small room, as you take a look around.
You see a staircase, leading... well, up, and some kind of tunnel, probably a way into a cellar.
What are you going to do?
Make a run for it?
THE HORDE? PFF! SMITE THE FOOLS!
Think about how you knew it from the beginning?
Something else?
Your Squad
"Electrike, I have never been here before. How can I be the person you're looking for?"
Also *Think about how you knew it from the beginning*
Techy's Dysfunction Land Adventure!
Inventory: ♦ 1x Pokéball
♦ 1x Great Ball
♦ 1x Ultra Ball
Caught so far: ♦ None yet
Type of Safari: ♦ Classic
Dysfunction Land
A dilapidated series of amusement park rides and buildings. Who knows what you might find underneath these dusty tents and behind closed doors…
♣Round 15♣
"You've never been here before? Hm... You DO look a bit different than him, but also, your voice does sound a lot like his does. I have an idea. Proof your innocence right here. I'll let you go if you know the answer to the following question. Mag, you know what I want to ask, so go ahead!"
"...Bzz.. Bzz.. Alright ...Bzz.. human .. what is the ...Bzz... color .. of a rare ...Bzz.. Electrike?
What are you going to do?
Answer?
THE HORDE? PFF! SMITE THE FOOLS!
Curse yourself because you went in here in the first place?
Something else?
Your Squad
"Well, uh, Blue? But wait! Before I go, I *befriend the Electrike*"
Techy's Dysfunction Land Adventure!
Inventory: ♦ 1x Pokéball
♦ 1x Great Ball
♦ 1x Ultra Ball
Caught so far: ♦ None yet
Type of Safari: ♦ Classic
Dysfunction Land
A dilapidated series of amusement park rides and buildings. Who knows what you might find underneath these dusty tents and behind closed doors…
♣Round 16♣
"What the... How did he know that?" "..Bzz... he.. might... bzz... looked.. bzz.. it.. up... bzz... on his... bzz.. pokédex..." "Is that true human? That'd be cheating. I guess I'll have to ask you another question before you depart." You start wondering how the hell this would prove your innocence.
"Okay! So, there we go! Are there any Sentrets in this area? Haha! That's nothing you can look up on your little device there!"
What are you going to do?
Answer?
THE HORDE? PFF! SMITE THE FOOLS!
Curse the one designing this trip?
Something else?
Your Squad
"No. There are only Ghosts, Electric Types, and Wynaut's and Persians as far as I'm concerned"
Techy's Dysfunction Land Adventure!
Inventory: ♦ 1x Pokéball
♦ 1x Great Ball
♦ 1x Ultra Ball
Caught so far: ♦ None yet
Type of Safari: ♦ Classic
Dysfunction Land
A dilapidated series of amusement park rides and buildings. Who knows what you might find underneath these dusty tents and behind closed doors…
♣Round 17♣
"HAHA! You are totally wrong! Because there are Sentrets occasionally! You don't have a clue about this area, couldn't even answer my... question. Wait. You were never around here before right? Damn it... You are the wrong one indeed. I think..."
"Bzz... What do we ..bzz.. do.. bzz... with him...bzz... now?"
What are you going to do?
Answer?
THE HORDE? PFF! SMITE THE FOOLS!
Curse everyone?
Something else?
Your Squad
"Well Electrike, you're right. I don't know anything about the area. But I could use someone like you who knows"
Techy's Dysfunction Land Adventure!
Inventory: ♦ 1x Pokéball
♦ 1x Great Ball
♦ 1x Ultra Ball
Caught so far: ♦ None yet
Type of Safari: ♦ Classic
Dysfunction Land
A dilapidated series of amusement park rides and buildings. Who knows what you might find underneath these dusty tents and behind closed doors…
♣Round 18♣
"Well, I see you are up to no evil, but I can't leave just yet. We are still searching for this so called new Pokémon that ended the amusement park a month ago. It's very hard to reach, the only information we had was the trainer that brought it here. But I guess, now with you here we have absolutely nothing. If you need a guide so urgent, you could take Wynaut with you."
What are you going to do?
Take Wynaut and go to the other places?
INVESTIGATE SOMEWHERE ELSE!
Feel reliefed?
Something else?
Your Squad
"But I can't trust Wynaut. He lead me here, remember? I like your style Electrike"
Techy's Dysfunction Land Adventure!
Inventory: ♦ 1x Pokéball
♦ 1x Great Ball
♦ 1x Ultra Ball
Caught so far: ♦ None yet
Type of Safari: ♦ Classic
Dysfunction Land
A dilapidated series of amusement park rides and buildings. Who knows what you might find underneath these dusty tents and behind closed doors…
♣Round 19♣
"M-my style? That's... uhm, charming. However, Wynaut lead you here because I commanded him to do so. He's one of the most loyal members of our group. Not that there are many members, but from the ones we have, he is pretty much the best in terms of loyality. Would you excuse me now, or do you need something else?"
The Magnemite vanished in the meantime, out of boredom most likely.
What are you going to do?
Take Wynaut and go to the other places?
INVESTIGATE SOMEWHERE ELSE!
Feel reliefed?
Something else?
Your Squad
"No. Electrike is one of my favourite Pokemon. I'm not giving up till your on my team"
Techy's Dysfunction Land Adventure!
Inventory: ♦ 1x Pokéball
♦ 1x Great Ball
♦ 1x Ultra Ball
Caught so far: ♦ None yet
Type of Safari: ♦ Classic
Dysfunction Land
A dilapidated series of amusement park rides and buildings. Who knows what you might find underneath these dusty tents and behind closed doors…
♣Round 20♣
"That's pretty cheeky, you know? You get yourself captured here, and afterwards demand that the leader of the resistance joins your team of Pokémon? I mean, you do look pretty strong, but whatever. Let's have a deal. If you help us finding and shutting this new Pokémon down, I'll join your ranks if you manage to win against me. Alright?"
What are you going to do?
Take Wynaut and go to the other places?
INVESTIGATE SOMEWHERE ELSE!
Feel reliefed?
Something else?
Your Squad
Aerbro's Panbau Sanctuary Adventure!
Inventory: ♦ 2x Great Balls
Caught so far: ♦ None yet
Type of Safari: ♦ Classic
Panbau Sanctuary
A reclusive grove of bamboo shields unwanted eyes from the secrets that lay dormant in this densely packed forest. There is talk of treasure beyond one’s wildest imagination lying just beyond the grove.
♣Round 33♣
"Oh, is that so? I am part of the Sanctuary too, so, according to your argument I should be allowed to pass, or not?
"I'm sorry but, I haven't had a good bite since... a week or so. If you let me pass I could tell you something that might interest you. It's about the Slaking that resides here for a while now, and a little Venipede that is getting chased by it."
What are you going to do?
Let him pass?
YOU. SHALL NOT. PAAAAASSS!
Do something completely unexpected?
Something else?
Your Squad
I don't think you're allowed in, its a private sanctuary for the people in there.
"Deal. Can I have my shuppet back now?"
Techy's Dysfunction Land Adventure!
Inventory: ♦ 1x Pokéball
♦ 1x Great Ball
♦ 1x Ultra Ball
Caught so far: ♦ None yet
Type of Safari: ♦ Classic
Dysfunction Land
A dilapidated series of amusement park rides and buildings. Who knows what you might find underneath these dusty tents and behind closed doors…
♣Round 21♣
"Oh yeah, of course, sorry. Totally forgot about that. Mag? Open the door."
The door swings open in a fast pace, and to your surprise, there's no Sheet in sight. "Uhm... Didn't you leave her out there Wynaut?" No response. "WYNAUT?" Absolutely nothing. "I guess your Shuppet left? Maybe she doesn't like the area. I'm sure she's out there somewhere."
What are you going to do?
Go somewhere else?
INVESTIGATE!
Tell everyone how you knew it from the beginning?
Something else?
Your Squad
Aerbro's Panbau Sanctuary Adventure!
Inventory: ♦ 2x Great Balls
Caught so far: ♦ None yet
Type of Safari: ♦ Classic
Panbau Sanctuary
A reclusive grove of bamboo shields unwanted eyes from the secrets that lay dormant in this densely packed forest. There is talk of treasure beyond one’s wildest imagination lying just beyond the grove.
♣Round 34♣
"Too bad. I hoped we could avoid a battle. It seems like you have the upperhand though, having 3 Pokémon following your commands... Let's change that!" Before you could even react, Heatmor approaches you, spinning in extreme speed, knocking Patchy over. He follows up with a close-range Inferno, and Patchy cries in pain, trying to extinguish the flames on his body by rolling around. Caught by surprise, your Pokémon weren't able to react, but they are now certainly, boiling with anger.
What are you going to do?
Issue commands?
SMITE THE FOOL!
Do something completely unexpected?
Something else?
Your Squad
Techy's Dysfunction Land Adventure!
Inventory: ♦ 1x Pokéball
♦ 1x Great Ball
♦ 1x Ultra Ball
Caught so far: ♦ None yet
Type of Safari: ♦ Classic
Dysfunction Land
A dilapidated series of amusement park rides and buildings. Who knows what you might find underneath these dusty tents and behind closed doors…
♣Round 22♣
"Alright. I agree, but only if the joining is done through a one on one fight. It doesn't seem fair against three at once. Whatever, let's get going. Mag? Could you please accompany us? We need someone who knows where we already searched, and where not." "...Bzz... We checked ...Bzzz... almost ...bzz... everything...bzz... except for ...bzz... this.. bzz... huge... bzz.. building that ..bzz... appeared out of no..bzz..ere.. and the ..bzz.. and... bzz... this new...bzz... eletronics hall. ...bzz..."
"Well, there we have our destinations I guess."
What are you going to do?
To the huge building?
TO THE ELETRONICS HALL!
Tell everyone that this is probably a bad idea?
Something else?
Your Squad
"So we shut this Pokemon down, find Shuppet, and you join me? Lets get on it then"
Okay:
Santa, I want you to use Rain Dance~ Then follow up with two Water Pulses on the Heatmor.
Lux, use Heal Bell on Patchy, and then use two Water Pulses on the Heatmor.
Patchy, use Wish. Then Hypnosis on the Heatmor, then Water Pulse on the Heatmor.
Rain Dance, Heal Bell, Wish ~ Water Pulse, Water Pulse, Hypnosis ~ Water Pulse, Water Pulse, Water Pulse
"Well lets get going then"
Let me just point out one thing, because I already got a message that it takes ages for someone to get the Pokémon they want. The Problem is, if you write something like, "Let's get going", when there is a question about the location you want to go to, I have no choice but to either do another round where they specifically ask for a location, or to have you go to something random, which is a poor choice, really.
So, for the sake of you making progress, you should probably add the location you want to go to (:
Lets check out the huge building first.