<Game> Twisted Wishes v.1 (M.A. LV)

[Green Lanturn]

Granted, but as for today, you will have every actress that has played little orphan annie serenading you with every version of the song "Tomorrow", so before you reach tomorrow, you kill yourself to end the suffering...


I wish that everytime someone gives me directions, they are 100% clear, so i dont spend an extra half-hour looking for the place they directed me to....

~GL

[Dark Dragonite]

Granted, only they become so detailed, they take hours making a map, explaining that you need to turn at the second red bard with 2 broken windows on the east side, that you run a pipe from your exhaust to your window, and asphyxiate yourself to end your misery.

I wish people didn't make such crappy products...

[Fett One]

Granted, but than people will never have to buy more than one item which causes the economy to suffer

I wish pokemon were real

[Ace64]

Granted. However, after an incident at the Super Bowl when a wild Misdreavus accidently sang a Perish Song during the National Anthem, all Pokemon were brutally hunted down and exterminated. Except for one Rattata, but he bit you in the balls.

I wish we didn't get so much rain in summer.

[bombman]

Granted. But there will be no summer for another 50 years.

I wish I can be strong.

[Magmar]

Granted, but you are only strong compared to a louse.

I wish that humanity had the magical ability to never need to use the toilet. I really gotta go and someones in there!!!!

[darktyranitar]

Granted. Then no toiled would be built, and you still would have to use them, as you were excluded from the wish.

I wish I was invisible.

[Green Lanturn]

Granted, but not only do peope lose the ability to see you, but they also lose the ability to feel and hear you, so your general existence is forgotten, and you wander the earth never being seen, heard, or felt...a very lonely existence for the remainder of your short, human life...enjoy


I wish that gas prices werent so incredbly high...

~GL

[Master of Paradox]

Granted. Gas prices are now zero cents. That's because there's no gas to buy, so it doesn't have a price.

I wish I had a trophy.

[Fett One]

Granted but you recieved the trophy because you caused the death of 100 people so you have to keep the trophy hidden due to a sense of shame

I wish to travel to other planets

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only you forget to buy tickets for the trip back to Earth.

I wish I had dreadlocks

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but taking care of your new hair will take hours upons hours to make it look right.

I wish I had a magic wand.

[Fett One]

Granted, but you can only use it to turn rocks into bigger rocks

I wish to go to Hogwarts

[Dark Dragonite]

Granted, but you got expelled for turning Harry Potter into a Newt

I wish for a shiny Nickel named Philip

[Master of Paradox]

Granted, but Philip Nickel, the World's Shiniest Man, isn't happy about that arrangement. And he has a gun.

I wish I could walk on water.

[Blademaster]

Granted; you try to walk across a medium-sized lake to test your newfound power, but get tired halfway across and stop. Since you're no longer walking, you fall in and likely drown.

I wish the post after this one didn't have the letter 'e' in it at all.

[Dark Dragonite]

Grantd, but now it is hard to rad.

I wish for Mark Cuban to hav his mouth swn shut.

[Fett One]

Granted, but Mark Cuban sues you for doing it

I wish for a million dollars

[Dark Dragonite]

Granted, but the money is counterfit, and you get hunted by the FBI.

I wish the next post had no "i"s in it

[Blademaster]

Granted - you just wasted your request.

My request shall be for... a laptop computer.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but you soon found out your new laptop computer was just recently stolen so they sentenced to jail for 2 years.

My request shall be for my very own hot tub.

[Fett One]

Granted, but you have to share it with an old, fat man, otherwise it will be taken away from you

I wish to date a super model

[Dark Dragonite]

Granted, but HIS name is Johan.

I wish the government was good...

[Ace64]

Granted, but your wish becomes irrelevant. The government is already quite good...at stealing your money.

I wish college tuiton was cheaper.

[Dark Dragonite]

Granted, only due to college being cheaper, they take away from learning, and sports, destroying professional sports from within, so an angry mob of super nerds and athletes hunts you down.

I wish USA would pull their troops home from abroad...

[Fett One]

Granted, but terrorists attack the troop transports thus destroying the USA's military

I wish :afro: was never created, lol

[Dark Dragonite]

Granted, only since they decided to stop smilies, they replaced it with


I wish Lightning didn't strike people

[Captn_BooZe]

Granted, but then the lightning hits Ur house and Ur favorite pet dog (jimmy) , u go into a state of depression and kill urself. (sorry if that's to mean )

I wish that every 1 except me had a Lamar

[+conspiracy+]

granted, only you become an outcast.... nuff said

I still wish i had dreadlocks

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, But then they would constantly tick you off by clouding your vision causing you to fall off a cliff.

I wish the next response had no vowels in it

(Just to be random)

[Captn_BooZe]

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_ w_sh , _ c_uld _wn _ C_r _t Th_irt__n y__rs _ld

[Captn_BooZe]

the above wish was wrong soz it is ,


_ w_sh , _ c_uld dr_ve _ C_r _t Th_irt__n y__rs _ld

[Fett One]

Granted, but you are too short to see over the stirring wheel so you have to wait until you are taller to drive

I wish for a good paying job

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but you may be fired from it someday.

I wish mr_pikachu would be back as soon as possible.

[Dark Dragonite]

Granted, but he grew tired of this game, and decided to reserrect the church of England(Antidisestablishmentarianism)

I wish I wasn't so depressed, and missing my ex...

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but your ex hates you and your depression causes you to go suicidal.

I wish I was invisible.

(This wish was a wish used in a episode of the X-Files when the jinn granted twisted wishes.)

[Master of Paradox]

Granted, but there are so many invisible people that they all snub you, and no normal person can see you. You're now all alone.

I wish I had someone to talk to.

[Fett One]

Granted, but the person is deaf so s/he can't hear what you are saying

I wish to own a real, working dinobot

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but it short circuts and goes on a killing rampage

I wish I had another computer

[Captn_BooZe]

Granted, but ur other computer/s blow up.

I wish i had a goldfish...