GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately v.6 (M.A. Zak)

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, during the brain transplant operation I accidently cut out a bit off Dark-San's new brain

Fortunately, It was the part that allows you to walk the tightrope holding 16 grey elephants balancing on a motorcyle while playing Mozart on a classical Grand piano.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, that brain part is very important, as Dark-San makes a living by doing those kind of tricks.

Fortunately, he managed to find himself a new job that has an even higher paycheck.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, every job he visits come free with demonic attacks.

Fortunately, he had the Charmed Ones to protect him.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, they cost me a bomb just to employ them for two days.

Fortunately, Mr Pikachu is offering to pay their salary for me.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he is only willing to pay for 1 hour a day

Fortunately, Crazy Elf Boy agreed to pay for the rest of the day

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, I went broke

Fortunately, Fett One took over

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, he forgotten to pay them.

Fortunately, he pay them the next day in cold hard cash!

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the money was counterfit

Fortunately, they never found out

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, one man big mafia man Antonio did find out

Fortunately, Antonio was a closeted homosexual mafia guy and was considerate and always remembered not to reveal too much.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, a powerful demon cast a spell to make his inner anger take over so he could go on a rampage.

Fortunately, the Charmed Ones were able to vanquish the demon and perform a calm mind spell so Antonio would be able to relax again.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the spelled worked too well and it caused Antonio to want to do nothing but lay in bed relaxing

Fortunately, he hired a nurse to take care of him so he won't have to get out of bed

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, a plane came crashing down from the sky and landed on both the nurse and Antonio, smashing them into smittering bits.

Fortunately, the pilot survived the crash!

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the pilot ended up in a coma.

Fortunately, he had his family by his side until he woke up.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he had amesia and couldn't remember his family

Fortunately, his family tried to jog his memory

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, this didn't work

Fortunately, they had some really big shock paddles that would do the trick

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the big shock paddles did not work since the electric supply had been cut off.

Fortunately, the generator is still in working condition.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the generator could only produce power for 5 seconds

Fortunately, they brought a new generator

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, that put them in deep debt.

Fortunately, Bill Gates and Donald Trump decided to give them the money to pay for the rest of the payments.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the pilot then have to work for both Donald Trump and Bill Gates to pay off the debt.

Fortunately, he only had to work for one week for both of them.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they wouldn't let him quit after 1 week

Fortunately, he enjoyed working for them

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, his enjoyment ended when they forced him to the most stinkiest, nastiest, grossiest jobs in the company.

Fortunately, he loved doing gross jobs for some odd reason.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, becaused he liked the jobs so much they put him to work in thier service FOREVER

Fortunately, he was saved

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, it was on a Playstation Memory Card.

Fortunately, Bill Gates found a way to bring him to X-Box360! Now is that fortunate or...

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, Bill Gates died before he can do it.

Fortunately, he left behind a great mass of fortune for darktyranitar.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, darktyranitar was a hermit who placed no value in material wealth.

Fortunately, the money made decent kindling.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, darktyranitar's house burned.

Fortunately, he found a new one in...Singapore!

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, that house cost him a bomb.

Fortunately, darktyranitar could reside in Roarkiller's home.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Roarkiller talks in his sleep

Fortunately, darktyranitar has earplugs

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, Roarkiller ate darktyranitar's earplugs.

Fortunately, darktyranitar kept a second set around just in case the first set got eaten.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, he lost the second set of ear plugs and felt guilty about it since it belongs to Mr Pikachu.

Fortunately, Mr Pikachu forgive darktyranitar of his 'crime'.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, mr_pikachu then ask him to run some errand for him.

Fortunately, the jobs were easy.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, his last mission was really his last because he got ambushed.

Fortunately, he had a AK-47 to help him out.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the AK-47 was a fake.

Fortunately, he was rescued in time by Inferno Dragon armed with sulphuric acid.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Inferno Dragon dropped the acid on his foot

Fortunately, his shoes are acid proof

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, his pants aren't.

Fortunately, he managed to wash the acid off his pants before they could burn his legs.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, all those through washing made a hole on his precious pant.

Fortunately, he had a spare one.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, these got burned up by a large spontaneous fire

Fortunately, they were only singed a little and still wearable

[Master Chief]

Unfortunatly, they disintegrated when they were worn in the rain.

Fortunatly, nobody was there to see him in his undergarments.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, his undergarment is transparent and everyone could see whats beneath.

Fortunately, he was able to escape from the onlookers.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, he ran into a biggger squad if onlookers

Fortunately, he accuired supper teleporting powers to get away