GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately v.7 (M.A. Zak)

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Cloud was drunk

Fortunately, he could still swing a sword

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, he accidentally cuts down a damsel in distress into multiple pieces.

Fortunately, he went to prison to serve his sentence for manslaughter.

[AdventureSerum]

Unfortunately, he didn't like prison.

Fortunately, he concocted a plan to escape!

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, it was only to knock the two gurads on the head then hide in a laundry basket

Fortunately, it worked

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he is now a fugitive

Fortunately, he escaped to another country

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, word travels fast and he is still a fugitive there.

Fortunately, the word fugitive means something different in the country Cloud is now in.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, Cloud ended up in a country full of invincible enemies, and almost was defeated by them.

Fortunately, he found out the secret of their invincibility.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, he was already badly injured by then and had lost like around two litres of blood. He was brought to a hospital but later died on the way in the ambulance.

Fortunately, someone was able to replace him.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, that someone was Sora.

Fortunately, Sora was more skilled than Cloud, Squall or Link.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, you guys forgot that there's only one country in the Final Fantasy VII world.

Fortunately, in any case, Sora's powers were marvellous.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, Sora's powers were too overwhelming powerful that it would eventually swallow him up one day. He would lose control of it and he would lose his sanity.

Fortunately, Fett One found a way to replace Sora by eating his flesh.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, Sora had a really bad cause of cancer and by eating Sora's flesh, Fett One was infected by that cancer.

Fortunately, I (Inferno Dragon) in my dragon form, flew him to the nearest hospital.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, you were hit by anit aircraft missles

Fortunately, Fett one was able to create a magic shield

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately being weakened, Fett One's shield was unable to protect both. Hence both of you got bombarded by the missles repeatedly.

Fortunately, you guys were able to land onto the shark- infested ocean safely.

[AdventureSerum]

Unfortunately, the shark-infested ocean was infested with sharks. (Hard to believe, I know.)

Fortunately, they had already eaten.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, that was hours ago and they became hungry.

Fortunately, I was able to convince the sharks not to eat us.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, your powers of negotiation were less then you thought

Fortunately, yuo had a good negoitator there with you

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the negotiator couldn't free all 3 of us

Fortunately, he got me and Inferno dragon free, along with a cure for the cancer that the sharks just happened to have

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately after your great ocean escape from the sharks, you found yourselves in the Amazon where the piranhas welcomes you guys with open fins since you guys arrive on time to be their dinner.

Fortunately, the crocodiles were around too.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the crocodiles ate you all.

Fortunately, you gained a new life in Sweden far from all the dangers.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, that wouldn't work becuase it can't happen

Fortunately, this is just a game so it doesn't matter

[AdventureSerum]

Unfortunately, the new Swedish life you found was stolen and you are now on the run from the law.

Fortunately, the police in Sweden don't care about you.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the swedish government does care

Fortunately, they caught the people who stole our lives so we are no longer on the run

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, it does seems like the people who stolen your lives got away again. This time escaping from the police for good.

Fortunately, they were halted when they tried to run away and got smashed down by the incoming train.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately,it was a ghost train and went right through them

Fortunately, the giant holes in the ground weren't

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, the holes in the ground disappeared and the train was able to make it and cause havoc to the great cities in america.

Fortunately, a terrorist had already bombed several american cities.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the american public didn't like this

Fortunately, the terrorist were captured

[Toxicity]

Unfortunately, the "terrorists" turned out to only be look-alikes.

Fortunately, the look-alikes knew the whereabouts of the actual terrorists.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately the CIA stuffed it up

Fortunately, a new President was elected this time not a Bush.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately the new president is even worst than Bush (is that even possible?)

Fortunately, Dick Cheney shot the new president in the face

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, he became the new president

Fortunately, he was nice

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately he was assassinated before he begin his term as president. The whole country mourn over his death and quick elections were arranged to decide the next president.

Fortunately, I became the new United States president and I was quick to put an end to all conflicts, ensuring world peace.

[Toxicity]

Unfortunately, Rule #34* became common knowledge to the entire population as a result.

Fortunately, there were limits for the content of the material to be widely distributed.

[*Rule 34 = If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.]

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, no one knew what those limits are

Fortunately, someone managed to find the limits

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately that someone has to be Fett One who rejected the limits out right, claiming it to be nonsense.

Fortunately, Fett One changed his mind.

[Toxicity]

Unfortunately, he decided that everybody was required to watch this.

Fortunately, many people didn't concentrate on the entire video.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, I am a pirate now

Fortunately some one will help me with my dilemna

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, your dilemna could not be helped and you cry, cry, cry and cry somemore.

Fortunately giant tissues are all the rage and you get those tears cleaned up.

[Toxicity]

Unfortunately, a lot of them had the message "tl;dr" printed all over them.

Fortunately, you find a package without this message.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the package gets taken by his arch-nemisis

Fortunately, his nemisis accidently left a trail leading to his hideout