GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately v.8 (M.A. Zak)

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the closed case also, for some unexplainable reasons, also caused an inactivity in this game.

Fortunately, someone then decided to bump this topic.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, I was too late

Fortunately, some one will help me revive this topic

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, that person was a evil person.

Fortunately, that evil person was not me.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the evil person is mr_pikachu

Fortunately, he decided give up being evil and went to church to repent

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, The church was also evil because it had an evil ghost in it

Fortunately, the Ghostbusters came

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, they couldn't get in.

Fortunately, Egon had a key to the church.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Peter accidently crossed the beams, causing the church to blow up

Fortunately, the insurance company paid to rebuild the church

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the new church was planned to be the size of a small outhouse.

Fortunately, the churchgoers needed a bathroom.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the bathroom didn't work.

Fortunately, there was a bunch of Port-A-Potties next to the church.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, They all clogged up

Fortunately, Kenny the plumber was there

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Kenny is unlicensed

Fortunately, no one knew that

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, I knew.

Fortunately, no one cared about me.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, this meant the entire population of the world is dead except for the people in Inferno Dragons room.

Fortunately, His room was large enough to enclose the entire world population except for the few who died from the bleeding (because they lost the world Rock, Paper, Scissors tournament to see who got to go into Inferno Dragons room)

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, people were angry that they could never see or perform the Rock, Scissors, Paper Tournament.

Fortunately, Ellen DeGeneres was able to make that happen with a snap of her fingers.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, the right of the right of the conservative movemement decided to cut off Ellen's fingers.

Fortunately Ellen had Portia to do the fingering anyway.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Portia didn't feel like doing it

Fortunately, Ellen found someone else to do it

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, that person become sick.

Fortunately, that person had a back-up person take his or her place and that back-up person was Al Gore.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, Gore claimed that snapping one's fingers contributed to global warming.

Fortunately, he was wrong.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, he didn't mention that every one of the speeches he makes already contributes to half the green house gas emissions of the world.

Fortunately, The whole Earth agreed to tell Gore to shut up and stop ruining our ozone layer.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he had some else to do his bidding for him.

Fortunately, that person wasn't known very much so the damage done was minimal.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, there was still damage done

Fortunately, the damage was easy to fix

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, it was easy just for those with the right technology.

Fortunately, those were the TPM members.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, not everyone was a TPM member.

Fortunately, TPM still existed and let everyone join.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately some pimple faced nerd with low self-esteem decided he would gain access to an admin's password and began deleting people.

Fortunately tpm had a backup system.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the backup system was 5 years out of date

Fortunately, it was better than nothing

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, it crashed when an elite hacker hacked into to delete it.

Fortunately, the FBI was able to trace the whereabouts of this hacker and arrest him.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, this doesn't get the information back

Fortunately, the hacker was severaly punished by the FBI for deleting the information

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he sued the FBI, claiming that he had been tortured.

Fortunately, he agreed to drop the suit after being waterboarded.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, The whole back system got corrupted due to a huge computer virus.

Fortunately, there was another back up to the back up on an external hard drive

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Other people that new about this fiasco wanted huge cash settlements

Fortunately, they were given them

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, they didn't know what to do with all the money.

Fortunately, someone proposed some good shops somewhere.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the good shops were in bad repair at the time.

Fortunately, they had plenty of money to fix the shops up as good as new.

[Sheik]

Unfortunately, the money they had was of a different currency than the country the shops were in.


Fortunately, the goodness in their hearts made them donate all the money to charity and health orginizations.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the charities misused the money

Fortunately, the health orginizations used the money properly

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, He was only tricking them into thinking he was giving the money back.

Fortunately, they tracked him down and took the money back

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he had already spent the money

Fortunately, he was allowed to work off his debt

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he called friends to pay off his dept.

Fortunately, those friends didn't want to get in trouble, so they abandoned him.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, abandonment meant the death of the thief.

Fortunately this was an Islamic country where killing for thieving was allowed.

[Sheik]

Unfortunately, no one in the country had the tools to kill someone.

Fortunately, they got tired of the whole dilemma, locked up the theif, and continued with their daily lives.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he escaped.

Fortunately, he was caught quite easily.