<Game> Twisted Wishes v.5 (M.A. LV)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. But you'll need to become a doctor first and study for 40 years.

I wish I could grant more Fett One's wishes.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but if he was absent, you wouldn't be able to grant any of his wishes until he returned.

I wish that I knew how to fix any computer program through a hex editor.

[Fett One]

Granted but those are hte only kind of computer problems you know how to fix

I wish to own a 5 star hotel

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but after an extensive review by inspectors it gets bumped down to a 1 star hotel

I wish I had unlimited internet usage

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but I granted it!

OK, OK, granted. First, you notice that you can go to forums and other sites 24 hours a day, and happily post, read, post, read and so on until you die. The only but is that when someone whacks you in the whacking game, some stupid gods think you are dead in Real Life, too and put the limitations back. And yes, I think there are some 'stupid' gods in mythologies...

I wish I was in Haapavesi. Check the Haapavesi-whack in the whacking game for more info.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but you accidently enter a alternate version of Haapavesi when you step through a looking glass except this version is so perfect that it makes you sick and you can't return back because the mirror's imperfection (the mirror you just came out of) is so great that it has destroyed the portal now you are trapped in this world.

I wish that Yu-Gi-Oh/Duel Masters/Monster Rancher and Bakugan Battle Brawlers to see which show is the best that includes battling Monsters (Pokemon is exempt from this because nothing beats pokemon.)

[firepokemon]

^ Inferno next time please write your sentences properly but thank you for replying to this thread since I didn't have a clue what Mikachu was talking about.

I usually like making bigger replies but anyway. Congratulations you get your wish to see all four shows and see which one is best, unfortunately you suffer from major square eyes and forever now see things in squares.

I wish my tape didn't much up today so now I have to wait longer to watched the second episode of Meerkat Manor season 3.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but instead of running out of tape, the TV blows up.

I wish TV's wouldn't suddenly explode

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, they don't explode, you explode.

I wish people didn't explode.

[Fett One]

Granted, they implode instead

I wish cars didn't run on gas

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but now they run on human entrails

I wish that I had more DVD disks

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but they are so fragile that when you even hold one, they snap in two. And that happens every ... single ... time.

I wish I had a bucket of Oregon Strawberries and Blueberries right now.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but I remove your tongue so they taste like nothing.

I wish I had a perfect Finnish-English dictionary with all those difficult words such as mielenterveyskuntoutuja.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but as soon as you open it you forget how to speak and write english and finish.

I wish some cough lollies

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but the cough lollies actually make you cough really bad causing you to throw up blood every time you cough.

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[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. But you will notice no difference because I write Finnish and Japanese that way too.

I wish somone granted this wish in a little story that involves mr_pikachu, Crazy Elf Boy, and me.

[Fett One]

Granted. mr_pikachu, Crazy Elf Boy, and Mikachu Yukitatsu went to a picnic and were killed by fire ants

I wish to travel to the moon

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but once on the moon you get abducted by alien

I wish everyone had clean drinking water

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but milk gets dirty then.

I wish for a better future for everyone.

[firepokemon]

Granted, everyone has a great future, the only problem is the internet may be interactive but really it is simply a virtual world and thus people only had great futures in the virtual world. This did not include great futures offline, with most ending up on the dole (Bah i couldn't think of anything else to type )


I wish the year would go slower (it seems to be really really fast )

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Ok, but it goes soooo slow for you it will never end causing you to be stuck in an eternal repetition of the whole year.

I wish time travel was real

[Heald]

Granted. I go back in time and kill the stork that delivered you.

I wish I had my own personal army of ninja.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but you soon find out that they were hired by your rival and the minute you sleep, they will try to kill you.

I wish I had a pair of earmuffs.

[Fett One]

Granted but you are in an accident that causes you to loose your ears before you ever get a chance to wear the earmuffs

I wish people could get robotic prosetics to replace any limbs that they have lost

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but after the people get the, they go psycho and try to kill them

I wish robots would never kill people

[firepokemon]

Granted, robots don't kill people but murder rates still jump to epic proportions because robots have the ability to persuade people to commit murder. This causes panic and destruction everywhere causing several people, well lets face it thousands of people to commit suicide. Thus, soon the world has so little people that the robots have fully taken over and provide no food for humans. Thus this means more humans kill, just to eat another human and survive. While all of this is happening, the robots are lying back laughing at how stupid humans could be utilising mathematics, binary systems, programming thus giving them artificial intelligence and thus causing their own deaths. The last ever newspaper headline reported that just 1, 000 humans were left and these humans are merely there to serve the billions of robots that require technical help. Humans are stupid and robots now rule.

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I wish I was not going to get paper burns from shredding paper with my hands.

[Fett One]

Granted. You get a ton of paper cuts instead

I wish to host a bbq

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, you host a bbq. Unfortunately, it is an alien BBQ and you are the main course.

(I was going to do something with the initials "bbq" but I thought my above response was much better.)

I wish I could travel back in time so I can convince the creators of Power Rangers to stop earlier on. (That series seems like it is going to never stop.)

[firepokemon]

I wish I could travel back in time so I can convince the creators of Power Rangers to stop earlier on. (That series seems like it is going to never stop.)

Congratulations your wish is granted. Unfortunately your wish may well prove to be not as good a wish as you thought it would be. First yes you do travel back in time and you convince the creators of Power Rangers to stop the show early on. Unfortunately, what you actually intended to do did not happen. After all this is twisted wishes. What happened was that well, they, stopped after five episodes only. Not only that but it was never brought anywhere overseas other than Japan. See, you forgot about translation, and what you asked of them was to end at episode five. Sorry but thats what happens when you don't make a careful wish. Even more unfortunate is that by going back in time, you disrupted the present. The problem is you went so far back in time, that there were major disruptions to the present. Thus, well Pokemon was not a success. Neither was Digimon, Naruto didn't even exist. Congratulations you just killed the whole new wave of anime, and thus anime forever became just a small community of fansubs. But not only that, it will be now another 10, 20 years until things such as youtube exist. Social networking sites exist. Hell, the internet is still a baby with few capabilities. Well done Inferno_Dragon by going back in time you disrupted the whole world and we know of it.

I wish for money, money, money, lots of money in a rich mans world.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but since your in a rich mans world and everyone is richer then you, its not as great

I wish for something to think of

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but the minute you are about to get it, I take it from you.

I wish I could be friends with Zorc.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but for some old reason you are sent to ancient Egypt. It appears you are in the same era when Mika Waltari's Sinuhe The Egyptian took place and you meet Nefernefernefer and lose all you have.

I wish for infinite wishes.

[firepokemon]

Mikachu Yukitatsu your wish has been granted. You have infinite wishes and can make any wish of your desire. At first its wonderful and easy, you wish for a pokemon game, a new cellphone, faster internet, net clothes. Just the little things, but then you begin to get greedy and wish for new houses, lots of dollars, new animals and the like. Its all sounding wonderful isn't it. Then you think to yourself, oh if only you could help the poor out. So you make wishes that everyone in the world gets food and medicine. You feel good about yourself, and keep making various wishes. Unfortunately, your mind becomes possessed with the knowledge that you can make any wish you want. Your heart darkens, your mind goes crazy. People pissing you off, you wish to die, people annoying, you wish to torture them. Evil men and women are wished to a hellish existence. You become one nasty thing as your wishes become more and more horrific. You also have noticed a strange thing happening to your body and face, you're getting old, like really old. Your skin is wrinkling up, you are getting age spots everywhere, you are getting shorter. Basically granting wishes has stuffed you up and you look like a very old person. And yet you continue to be bitter making merciful wishes to everyone and anyone. Then one day, your heart just stops and at the young age of 25. You are dead. Yes you had infinite wishes but you did not have an infinite life and there were always going to be consequences for the things you wished for. Not only that, but these wishes were not limitless. Mikachu Yukitatsu dead at 30, the world breathes a sigh of relief.

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I wish to be a butterfly for a year.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, you are now a rare butterfly that has never seen before. But you are soon captured and frozen so you will remain intact for future generations.

I wish I had a magic wand.

[Fett One]

Granted but it only works once a month

I wish to be able to create cutscenes just like Peter Griffin

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. The first cutscene results in you being brutally murdered by an anthropomorphic yellow chicken.

I wish that the next person to post in this thread didn't post in this thread.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but you just made me commit suicide.

I wish we could discuss suicide more freely here at TPM.

[firepokemon]

Granted, discussions of suicide occur more freely, however, some decide to well discuss how they are going to do it and such, and this leads to panic and fear. So thats what you wished for, well done.

(I couldn't really twist that, cause well I would feel bad. But in all seriousness I really don't think anyone is stopping you from discussing suicide freely or anything. Whether you really feel that way or just felt to wish for that I dunno. But go make a suicide topic if you wish to).

I wish to go to be bed at the time I normally do but to actually get to sleep and stay asleep, so I'm not up half the day lying in bed getting stressed out at not getting to sleep.

[Fett One]

Granted. You fall into a sleep that you will never wakeup from

I wish this game would come to an end (i think this is the first time anyone has made this wish)

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but this means that no one could play this game ever again which means it couldn't be revived so people will hate you for making that wish.

I wish Fett One was a Charizard.