<Game> The New "OR Game" Version 1 (LV Approved)

[Master of Paradox]

The new "give reasons" one, because it's entertaining to see the justifications people come up with for really weird choices.

Footmen or horses?

[mr_pikachu]

Footmen. A horse without a rider is... uh... a horse. Kind of useless all alone on the battlefield.

Bleach or Naruto?

[firepokemon]

Naruto - Have never watched Bleach only read some of the manga. Naruto is fine and dandy.

Fanfiction or Roleplaying??

[Heald]

Roleplaying. Reading fanfiction to your spouse is too nerdy for my tastes.

Hernadez or Juan?

[Fett One]

Hernadez. Sounds like a better name

travel by plane or travel by train

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Train I don't like planes much

MSN or AIM

[shazza]

MSN because all my real life friends are on that, and it has more features.

2000 or 2008?

[firepokemon]

2000 - Clearly. Althought I didn't have my partner then

You were better off without a computer or you are perfectly sound having a computer?

[Master of Paradox]

I am perfectly sound having a computer. Without the Internet I'd go insane. More than usual.

Depression or obsessive/compulsive disorder?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Obsessive compulsive

Early morning or sleep in

[Heald]

Sleep in, because I don't do mornings.

Razor blades or a noose?

[Master of Paradox]

Noose. If you do it right, you'll be unconscious immediately after the drop, so you don't have to feel yourself go.

Pocket watches or wristwatches?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

wristwatches

Jam or Plum preserve

[firepokemon]

I'm a bit confuzzled can't you get plum jam?

Anyway I'll go with Jam.

UBB or VB? (Ultimate Bulletin Board)

[Fett One]

VB for no particular reason

brunette or blonde

[shazza]

Blonde because they have more fun.

Drunken night out or a night in alone?

[mr_pikachu]

A night in alone. I don't need embarrassing photos of me popping up on the internet, thanks.

The rack or Chinese water torture?

[Toxicity]

Chinese water torture; I don't know what "the rack" is.

Violet or purple?

[firepokemon]

Violet Violet you're turning Violet Violet - Well actually I like Purple.

Half pint or a pint? - The question is who will understand what I'm saying.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I have no Idea what you talking about but a pint cause its twice as much as half pint. But then there are other meanings to the question but I still go with pint

Difficult words with simple meaning or simple words with difficult meaning

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Simple words with difficult meaning, I have enough Difficult words with simple meaning when I speak Finnish.

'Electric Soldier Porygon' or 'Legend Of Dratini'?

[Heald]

Electric Solider Porygon, because nothing is funnier than causing a bunch of retards to have epileptic fits.

Cotton-picking or rolling cigars?

[Fett One]

Cotton-picking. You get plenty of fresh air and it doesn't smell as bad as cigars do.

magic or science

[shazza]

Magic. It's exciting and mysterious and is make believe.

Zak or OzAndrew?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Is OzAndrew the same as Andew? If yes, OzAndrew because his replies are shorter. Or Zak because his replies at least WERE longer, when he posted in Pokemon Anime I mean. Oh, I can't decide... OK, Zak, because he modded Pokemon Anime where I used to post translations and such.

Sailor Moon or Dragonball Z?

[Fett One]

Dragonball Z. I like the storyline better.

pacman or ms. pacman

[firepokemon]

Pacman, you can just tell that Ms. Pacman is a horrible old lady that demands things get done quickly and shes probably a real bloody twat.

You think you know what others are saying

or

You can never tell what someone is saying.

[Heald]

"You think you know what others are saying", since I don't really care what other people have to say and if I want an opinion, I'll give it to them.

Viagra or enlargement?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Enlargement?

South park or simpsons

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

The Simpsons. South Park is funny, too, but it gets repeative in the bad way and the jokes are too often from the poo department. Poo department, no doubt, brings some good laugh but I think it's too easy a way to make jokes.

Zelda or Peach? (the two Nintendo princesses)

[Master of Paradox]

Peach. At least nobody's seriously trying to pass her off as a badass (Super Princess peach notwithstanding). Zelda keeps switching between "effective heroine" and "damsel in distress" far too often.

King of Fighters or Guilty Gear?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Guilty Gear

7 or 8

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

8. The more the better.

Ancient Egypt or ancient China?

[firepokemon]

Ancient Egypt - Discovering Cleopatra used hundreds of bees to create a vibrator well it always intrigued my interest lol.

Have you or have you not received an infraction from a message board?

[Fett One]

To the best of my knowledge, I have never received an infraction from a message board

m&m's or reeses pieces

[Crazy Elf Boy]

M&M's

Apples or opranges

[Toxicity]

Apples - more use and variety than oranges

Oprah Winfrey or Tyra Banks?
(battle for the universe begins...now!)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'll just choose Tyra Banks because they already show Oprah in Finland, so perhaps we should see Tyra, too.

Which one of these random Finnish words looks funnier:

'räkänokka' (snotty brat) or 'äidinkieli' (mother tongue)?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

räkänokka just seems funnier

American TV or Australian TV

[mr_pikachu]

Australian TV. Not that I've ever seen it, but it must be better than the drivel they shovel on American TV stations.

Tape or staples?