GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately v.10 (M.A. Zak)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the trapping pit was very deep.

Fortunately, Arcanine survived the fall because Pokemon are quite strong.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Arcanine broke its leg

Fortunately, the bounty hunter had a super potion

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, the potion didn't do much.

Fortunately, the bounty hunter was a master of first aid.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Arcanine recovered and went after Crazy Elf Boy again.

Fortunately, the bounty hunter wasn't interested in CEB anymore so he called Arcanine back.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Arcanine refused to listen

Fortunately, Arcanine started to chase a rabbit

[Endy Ends]

Unfortunately, Arcanine killed the rabbit

Fortunately, The rabbit population needs to be reduced

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately,this came to the attention of PETA.

Fortunately, They really didn't mind since they also veiwed rabbits as a pest.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, PETA lost some supporters because of that statement.

Fortunately, they had a plan.

[Endy Ends]

Unfortunately, PETA's plan would destroy the world.

Fortunately, One person knew about the plan

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, that person was a villainous leader of a criminal gang.

Fortunately, most of the gang was behind bars.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the members that weren't in prison were the best of the best

Fortunately, the men in black wiped their memory so they don't remember how to be the best of the best

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, The memory wipe was only temporary

Fortunately, they men in black would come back regulary to re wipe their memories.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, that meant the MIB had to neglect protecting the earth from aliens.

Fortunately, most of the hostile aliens were in prison too and they were just sentenced to jump into a black hole by intergalactic court.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, after the aliens were forced to jump into the black hole, it closed before they reached it, and they ended up invading Earth.

Fortunately, many of the people from Earth had skill with a bow and arrow, in order to shoot the aliens (Majora's Mask flashback, anyone?).

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, there were more aliens then arrows

Fortunately, Green Arrow had several warehouses filled with arrows

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, they weren't free.

Fortunately, Green Arrow was feeling generous and gave the arrows out for nothing.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the hostile aliens soon received some reinforcements.

Fortunately, some earth-friendly aliens saw this and came to help us.

[Endy Ends]

Unfortunately, the aliens were bacteria

Fortunately, the were SUPER bacteria

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, these bacteria were attacked by zombie bacteria.

Fortunately, the alien bacteria had bacteria shotguns.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, the bacteria shotguns were all empty.

Fortunately, there were also some bacteria lasers around.

[Endy Ends]

Unfortunatley the lasers needed a sacrafice to work

Fortunately, the SUPER bacteria sacarificed all the zombie bacteria

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, this meant they had nothing to use the lasers on.

Fortunately, a new group of enemies came along.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, this new group had weapons that didn't require sacafices

Fortunately, these weapons were only good for 1 shot

[Endy Ends]

unfortunately, the new enemies were crack shots

fortunately, the new enemies were butterflys

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, this pissed me off because one of my favourite anime pieces is Digimon's 'Butterfly'.

Fortunately, nobody listened to me.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the Digimon Hater Club heard you

Fortunately, you were able to run away from them

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, you couldn't run fast enough

Fortunately, You got a speed boost potion.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the Digimonhaters had some Speed Potions too.

Fortunately, Ken Ichijouji came to help me.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he left wormmon at home

Fortunately, Ken didnt need a digimon to save you

[Endy Ends]

Unfortunately, everything that has happend so far has just been a pikichus dream

Fortunately, pikichu woke up.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, pikichu woke up in a world after a large-scale nuclear war.

Fortunately, with less humans, there were also less problems.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the number of pokemon increased due to there being fewer humans

Fortunately, all of the pokemon were friendly

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, those pokemon were running out of food.

Fortunately, they learned how to farm.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, this meant the Neolithic Revolution swept across the planet.

Fortunately, something good can always be brought from something bad.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, this time nothing good came from something bad

Fortunately, that something good occurred a hundred years from now

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, in the future everyone is a robot.

Fortunately, this was awesome

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, beign a human loses its worth when everyone is a robot.

Fortunately, nobody cares about that just because everyone is a robot.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the robots divided into two fractions

Fortunately, both fractions were peaceful

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, both factions were planning for wars.

Fortunately, it was against an evil undergorund sect of mole people.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the people didn't like being called evil and mole.

Fortunately, someone taught the robots some Political Correctness.